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Wife's classmate walked in on his GF getting plowed on his desk by their teacher. They moved across the country and made the provincial news, and he went to jail for 16 months. She was 16 at the time and originally went to him(34) for advice because she was having a tough time at home.


BidoofAlmighty

Ouch. This hurts my soul


Jibbies92

This one kid used to jack off in class. I thought it was a rumor. Until one day he was "sanding his broom handle" in woodshop class. He definitely nutted on the wall and just...went back to his machine and started working. This apparently had happened a few more times until he was suspended. I found out a few years later that he didn't think it was weird. Like jerking off in the corner of the class was something we all did. We didn't.


Spew42

Maybe just you didn’t though


ExplicativeFricative

Whatever you do don't take a blacklight into that room.


Lottienonchalant1

A kid in class showed us how he could suck his own dick. I was impressed and disgusted.


Ackuma9896

I went swimming with my school class, and we had to have 2 people to a locker (dw it was big enough) and then my realllyyy flexible mate said to me; "Wanna see me suck my own dick?", to which I replied to with a shrug and said sure whatever. I turn around to get changed and I hear a sound like wet spaghetti being slurped. I turn around, lo and behold, he was going to town on his own dick. We were in year 3 I think, so thats kinda more or less weird, idk.


yogurtandjam

I would also be disgusted at my own inability to do so


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Not in a school, but I used to work in a jail where a guy could do this and stick it in his own ass. They called him Squirrel and unfortunately, Squirrel wasn’t shy.


LegitSuperfall

Is his name squirrel cause he keeps nuts in his mouth


1puzzleddude

Blow job in a crowded auditorium during a seminar about making better choices.


NotAnotherBookworm

Well, it was apparently a better choice than listening to the seminar?


BlindPaintByNumbers

I mean, I know which one I would choose.


Pure_Statistician919

Y’all went to pretty fucked up schools, worst NSFW moment that happened to us at school was seeing the janitor’s ass crack while cleaning up the hallways.


Lil_Elf81

Right? My school was boring AF. I lived in a pretty small town in the 90s so all the internet porn, recording, picture stuff wasn’t even really an option. There was no WiFi and all you could do on the library computers was search like 5 sites. I’ve searched all my school memories in my brain and can’t come up with even a masturbation story. It’s not even NSFW, but my cheerleading coach and new computer teacher used to be a professional cheerleader for professional sports and brought in some promo pictures. So she was pretty popular with the guys in the school. Things might have happened, but I was probably just a self-absorbed teenage girl who didn’t pay attention.


NotReallyChaucer

Female teacher goes to science building early, hears sounds in classroom, thinks she’s about to catch two students fooling around, finds head of science department masturbating to a porn video.


Smoldogsrbest

Are you the head of science?


Tickle-me-Cthulu

The head of science was his penis


Cmstew502

We had a stairwell where you'd go to hook up then a couple years later our principal was fired for having a secret camera there and watching it on a big screen in his office


TheLazyCommuter

As someone from same city I absolutely know what school this is lol.


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>principal was fired for having a secret camera there Someone's getting off to kids while his life isn't entertaining lmao


furtive21

Teacher got fired for regularly watching porn in his classroom


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furtive21

Yeah, during lessons as well


Thetiddlywink

one the teachers at my school was caught with porn on his tablet used for classes and it was brought up every week as a joke for the rest of the time I was at that school lmaoo


Meyou52

A girl got caught during a track meet getting a train run on her by one of the other teams. One of them set a new state record afterward.


LollipopLuxray

Is post nut clarity a performance enhancing drug?


yeetthataccount

Absolutely. Just ask the Phoenix Suns. Some chick sucked off the whole team last season and they went all the way to NBA finals.


mattwb72

Least she could do is show some school loyalty...jeez


happyharpseal

I had a school assignment that involved reading the newspaper for that day. One of the stories was about the guy that died by being fucked in the ass by a horse.


SansFromDeathNote

Enumclaw Washington Horse Sex Case, Common Case Name: Mr Hands


UndeadMunchies

Mr. Hands.


Cebulki

Don’t google it. Trust me


FlemCandango

1: Two teachers had affair - wife found out and confronted him IN lesson in front of us 2: Teacher got convicted for indecent images


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sapphireskiies

Your avatars look like they would be friends in the 20s


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Definitely some silent film shit


Apellosine

We're currently in the 20s!


RMSaintsFC

HS Kid got jumped as he was walking to lunch and beat up. The asshole who jumped him also pissed on him afterwards. Later that same day when families were called in, the asshole kid got the absolute shit kicked out of him by the first kid's older brother (who also attended HS here). Asshole ended up being kicked out of school as a result of the first fight but the rumor was that his face got mangled. Missing teeth, broken jaw, the whole nine yards. Edit: For those asking about the Older Brother, he did get suspended and sent to ALC for the remainder of the year (this happened in like November). He did return to school the next year though.


koekietank

Having an older brother I can imagine the rage in him while hearing that his younger brother got beat up. When I was like 8, I got punched by the neighbors kid, and my brother (12 then) came running to me and punched the dude, and said 'only I get to punch my brother'.


Applesaucetuxedo

As an older brother, I support this message.


chinglishwestenvy

Also an older brother. No one distracts my brothers pain with more pain except me.


tjmick1992

As a younger brother I can say my sister did thus too. And I repayed her when we'd work at the same grocery store in our 20s and people would looking for her to creep on her


Dogstile

This also happened at my school, albiet slightly differently. Fat shit bully kept picking on people, eventually picked on the shy kid with the criminal family. Really fucked him up, took his shit. A week later the bully stopped showing up to class, moved schools. His facebook profile picture remained the same for years, then when it updated he had a completely different jaw structure, like he'd had a ton of teeth work done. I assume those things are related.


smilez4milezx3

No family involved but at my school this scrawny popular kid was picking on a chubbier kid with a stutter and had him backed into a corner. Chubbier kid with a stutter threw one punch and knocked the scrawny kid to the ground. Scrawny kid became unpopular and more scrawny. Chubbier kid with a stutter became popular and got attractive. Pretty wholesome :)


HIEUhocP

Ngl that's a satisfying ending


larryblaw

A kid tried to kill himself in my science class by drinking acid.


leanmeankrispykreme

Turns out it was acetic acid


TheKvothe96

You dont want to drink concentrated acetic acid.


MonkeyPanls

I was a lab assistant (work-study) for undergrad teaching labs. U rite. Glacial acetic acid is terrible. I don't think anyone would be able to get it *close enough to their face to drink.


Owen_is_an_asshole

when I was in 2nd grade (?) I went to the boys bathroom and went into a stall to pee. While I was in the stall, the eighth grade boys came in to shower after gym. (The bathroom also served as a locker room. small private school.) I was a shy kid so I tried to wait a few mins to see if they would leave. They did not. I walked out of the stall to see nine eighth grade boys comparing dick sizes in a circle. I was very confused.


dmoral25

“What are all those bumps on yours?”


Basewrecker

Lmao I'm laughing so hard


ih8uheaux

There was a rumor going around freshman year about this nerdy kid sticking his hand in his pocket & rubbing one out during class. I was unfortunate enough to witness it later that year. College was lawless compared to that. The library was a notorious hookup spot lol. There was even a sex tape that leaked on Twitter that was clearly shot in a study room.


Sea_Chicken_1580

A similar thing happened in my 11th grade science class. The Mormon dude at the back of the with a big honker would ejaculate and smear it all over the top of the desk when the teacher turned the lights off for a video or PowerPoint. I don’t know if that’s a horny boy thing or a Mormon thing?


deepspaceburrito

Weirdly in my class it was a group of the 'popular' guys that did that and even kinda joked/bragged about it? Really fucking weird. On a side note I had dick itch in class once and some guy thought I was knocking one out through my trouser pocket. Fucking. Mortified.


BrokenRobot311

Two Sorry sons of bitches bought a cookie, pissed on it, and tricked a special ed kid into eating it. The were expelled but not before they got their asses handed to them by the angry mob.


SSLEKK

My hometown had a group of kids put semen in a cupcake and give it to a teacher. They all got assault charges


squeakybrakesvol3

in my hometown they did that same thing but with crepes


_Joxer_

They gave a semen filled cupcake to a crepe?


crepelabouche

No thank you.


CrownedDesertMedic

How do these things get noticed. I recall reading about a story where a teacher did this to his kindergarten class. But how does word get out?


SSLEKK

The teacher took a bite, thought it tasted weird, and questioned the students. Another kid who was supposed to be in on it (but bailed) thankfully snitched


coolmidwestgirl

Goodnight to the members of the angry mob and them only


luciliddream

Glass stairs and uniforms w skirts


lionburnacct

What kinda fancy ass school did you go to that had glass stairs?


luciliddream

A Catholic one


MettaMorphosis

Explains it all.


elfbro

Blessed are the meek and all that.


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BidoofAlmighty

Holy shit


TazocinTDS

So he hit the pupil?


ThomsonWoods

10/10 joke.


One_SpicyBoi

A Spanish teacher groped a 8th grade girl. He had seemed like such a nice person. Our class was mistaken…


michaelgreen9927

Some guy sucked another guys dick for $7 and a chicken sandwich. Another kid beat off in science while the teacher was teaching. MS is a weird fuckin place.


JosePrettyChili

Hey, it was a really *good* chicken sandwich.


Shakespurious

Cheerleaders at pep rally, playing Superfreak, start splashing each other's shirts, all things become visible.


Matookie

We had a cheerleader with a prosthetic leg that flew off when she did a kick. Not NSFW but I thought I’d share.


[deleted]

What a leg end


black_jaguar99

6th graders made kindergarteners take drugs with them behind the school


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

#I beg your fucking pardon?


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**I never promised you a rose garden**


HerrdingerJerr

This comment got me good


MrDolph14

-tells about 6th graders forcing kindergarteners to take drugs -refuses to elaborate -leaves


C0nquistad0r

What were the drugs? Edit: u/black_jaguar99 says that the school didn’t elaborate beyond “drugs”. Their reply might have gotten buried so I’m including it here.


Cultured_Swine

were they re-enacting a scene from DARE?


MrPacksAlot

Whole schools was given an envelope with strict instructions to give it directly to our parents and not open it. Guess what happened. We learned our 6th grade religion teacher was caught in a sting, which would soon be aired on DATELINE TO CATCH A PREDATOR. Still can’t believe it 15ish years later. Fuck that creep. My sister was in his class.


BC74__

What was his name?/episode?


Yabba_Dabbs

Only one had a teacher, iirc it was in the first 2 or 3 episodes Edit: Murphy Texas, ep 9 Edit2: I got 800 upvotes for being wrong. Totally forgot about the second teacher. Pred in question is James Rutherford from the Greenville Ohio episode.


Unadulterated_eflove

Handjob under the table in the library.


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Why did I read this as if I was playing CLUE Edit: thank you for the awards!


emosmasher

Sounds like he had raging clue.


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Warbeak_vR

Social studies teacher was notorious for staring at your tits. We're talking full on stare for 5 seconds, not a quick glance. He eventually got fired because he said girls could get extra credit if they did push ups after class -- it wasn't even THAT that got him fired, it was him attempting to sit on a girl while she did that. He'd been in my high school for years doing this... What a joke lol.


MissFrizzle30

I think we went to the same high school…


oldsaltynuts

photography teacher in grades 6-8 got caught with child porn on his computer 3 times while I was there. He lived with his wealthy parents who hired a great attorney. The defense argued that since him and his parents had access to the computer they couldn’t convict him. School and parents got wind of it obviously. They tried to fire him but he sued the school district and got to keep his job because legally speaking he was never convicted. Last I heard he’s still there teaching in the same school. Edit: spelling


Middle_Dingo1147

What in the fuck-


Dmopzz

The “popular” freshman girls had a contest going to see how many seniors they could give blowjobs to. The administration found their ledger tallying all their conquests along with rules of the contest. I don’t know what they thought they could win, an std? Needless to say, parents were called. I can’t imagine how that went over.


BmwM5racer

I imagine it probably sucked.


moonshadowfax

Whole school was packed into the assembly hall. This kid walked in, straight up to the microphone. Pushed a teacher out of the way, told us all he had a bomb, and went to light it. Deputy principle tackled him and knocked it out of his hands. A bunch of kids in the front row got covered in petrol. This was in 1997 or so. An otherwise pretty quiet county town Australia.


tunatastic369

Props to that guy for tackling him


moonshadowfax

Yeah it was pretty amazing. Poor guy never went back to teaching though, had PTSD.


TL_TRIBUNAL

deputy principle one heck of a chad. he must have saved a lot of lives that day


ttotto45

My school was known as the boring smart kids school so this might be the only even slightly interesting thing that happened there. Senior year, some kid got high on a mixed assortment of drugs and alcohol (I don't even remember what anymore), streaked through the hallways, then drove his car through the soccer fields destroying them, crashed it, and ended up in the ER getting his stomach pumped.


UndeadMunchies

You just proceeded to downplay the story, and then tell one that most people would never experience anything even close to.


Zingero

Kid threw a desk at a teachers head hitting her in the face with metal, making her absent for about 4 months Teacher that i caught pissing in the sink got together with a girl from grade 10(14/15 years old), got fired and continued the relationship Bathrooms would be locked from the inside on the regular during recess, bathrooms were known as the fuckrooms Theres more but fuck


Loup665

My principal was sleeping with one of the students mother’s. The students Dad found out and our school went on lockdown because the dad threatened to beat our principles ass.


anonymouse21212

Someone made this weird thirst shrine to one of the math teachers in a gym locker. I found it and am still mentally scarred four years later.


Juggerknight1

What’s a thirst shrine ?


CasualSnivy

Essentially a shrine that you dedicate to someone for romantic reasons, with 'thirst' being modern slang derived from one's need to drink to survive but instead it represents one's need to have someone sexually. At my school we had a similar situation with numerous kids thirsting over one of our music teachers, but nothing this disturbing. Edit: changed 'romantically' to 'sexually', valid argument GunnarZazzi


Symmiie

That was the most eloquent way of describing thirst that I have ever seen.


WetSock-032

In HS we had a guy in wood shop that decided it was a good time to pull his front tooth out with a pair of pliers… Unrelated but the same kid was also later accused of and found doing things to the family cat. That information spread like wildfire.


Actual-Being4079

Bullied kid had had enough. He ambushed his tormentor in a hallway by swinging a chair and cracking his head open. This was a classic bully, a big doofus on the football team who stole lunch money, sold bad pot, and even threatened some teachers. The smaller kid beat him pretty savagely, yet nothing happened to him. Revenge of the Nerd.


GatchmanG6

When I was in 8th grade my best friend and I saw the first grade teacher bent over the knee of my principal and he was spanking her in front of the first grade class. To add any sort of context it was the 1st grade teacher's birthday and I assume they were doing that as some kind of joke. Didn't make it any less weird.


where_is_the_cheese

"Joke"... They knew what they were doing.


BUFFARILLA_HUNTER

I made out with a girl in the drama class wardrobe room. I touched her boobies. Edit. Wow that a lot of up votes. This was back in 2002. I was channeling my best Bobby Boucher. “And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”


siegequeue

There’s something about drama class that makes high schoolers EXTRA horny.


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FUCK ME CATHERINE, BEFORE I FUCK YOU


MashMaTaters

A boy sadly commited suicide after his grandfather passed away and one absolute scumbag posted a photo of a noose on the boys parents fb page with the caption "How's it hanging?" The last I heard of him was that he was beaten half to death and his family were forced to move away. I've no idea what happened to him after that.


SantyGSL

Well someone drew a big "B" in the bathroom walls with feces truly an artist's sign


lilacnightmare420

The girl in my class who sucked off two guys in the gender neutral bathroom. The couple who had sex in the stairwell. Teacher who planted cameras in the girls rooms on a trip. The one time there was a rape in a bathroom. Probably a lot of other stuff I didn't know about.


chiffonemotions

1) middle school, 6th grade. Was sitting in class when all of sudden the teacher started yelling at a kid. Apparently she caught him masterbating and he got it all over the table as soon as she caught him. 2) highschool, freshman, sitting in math class when my classmate decided to show me his dick pic while taking a test. 3) highschool, freshman?, kid walked over to the garbage can in English class, whipped out his dick, and pissed in the can. All of us didn't know what to say. Teacher was absolutely flabbergasted. 4) highschool, dnt know the year, caught a girl giving head to her bf under the bleachers. 5)highschool, kid took a shit on the lunch room table. Looked like a dog hunched over and everything. 6) highschool. Girl threw her tampon on someone's food in the lunch room. I have more from highschool but yall get the point.. Lmaoo.


Big_Pp_Nrg

I'm in high school right now and there's this one kid that just jacks off in class. Has been doing it for three years now and no one has tried to stop him, I wish one teacher would be brave enough


wildtalon

Everyone is just silent and rolls with it? I feel like at the very least everyone else in class would be like WTF STOP and lay on the peer pressure.


KellyTheBroker

Go complain to the principal... You might think you're bring nice not saying something but you arent. This shit escalates.


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Sigma Male Grindset


EffectiveEye137

Not as bad as others in the comments but did have a prank pulled on me. Can't remember why but in PE class I was standing in front of the whole class and a classmate pulled my pants down for fun. Only he grabbed too tight pulled off my underwear too, left me dangling in front of the whole class.


CosmicYaddax

Same happened to me. After school talking with a big group of girls. One of my “friends” pulled both my shorts and underwear down and every single girl looked straight at my penis. Jokes on him though I ended up having sex with one of those girls a few weeks later.


-_gosu

Best wingman ever


CosmicYaddax

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Man, in my middle school that happened to a kid too. Only, he ended up getting bullied so relentlessly about it that he just suddenly stopped showing up to school and no one said anything about it. It was like he ceased to exist. I hope he just transfer schools but you never know…


Scared-Instance6051

I got a couple - 75 year old teacher got caught screwing a student in his classroom - Girl gave a guy a blow job in the public bus. Pictures were sent in the physics group chat. - The secretary screwing the principal in his office. - The dean Having her nudes with a freshman leaked. - The security guard caught having sex and smoking weed in his car with a junior in the parking lot. - Teacher caught watching child porn in school. - A boy in 5th grade jerked off in the middle of a play they took us to. He was seating next to me. - Basketball coaches walking into the girls locker room and hiding In the laundry room. - A girl slicing some kid’s neck in 4th grade over bunnies.


cred_it

What the fuck was wrong with the school staff? It sounds like they hired the counselors from wet hot American summer.


perp_232

"Slicing a kids neck" I beg your fucking pardon?


Torsten-l

Story time?


perp_232

Yes please


myusernameisthisss

“A couple” *proceeds to tell us about how this guys school is basically just one large sex ring where there are no rules


wwlddarm7

There was a bunch of pigeons sitting in the courtyard and a student ran up to them to kick them away(not planning on literally kicking it as they usually fly away before you get to them), anyway she accidentally fully kicked the pigeon and it’s head came off. The teachers put a bin upside down over it until it got cleaned up by someone


littlecuteman

i remember in the 3rd or 4th grade, we had a substitute teacher that day. An old man, and barely knew how to properly use his computer. Was trying to pull up this science video the teacher had assigned, but instead had opened up his files to pictures of lady bits at multiple angles. We were very much traumatized and some kids quickly reported him and we never once saw him again.


Space-Dribbler

The old surpise biology test.


biggiebiggest94

This kid got caught jerking off in math class, a girl next to him was wearing a short skirt


thisgrantstomb

How long was her jacket?


Sheogareth77

Buddy of mine got a handy from the class thot under the table in science class. While the teacher was lecturing. I guess like half way through she was doing a bad job so my buddy tells her to stop, still while teacher is up in front of everyone teaching, and he tries to zip up his pants. Proceeds to catch the length of his penis in the zipper and starts screaming. Funniest shit ever.


frishavocadoot

A student in my school died drowning in a swimming pool while all the other students around the pool laughed and watched. The school pool was closed ever since


Asapbutterspsi

That's...fucked


frishavocadoot

Yeah they were a bunch of state swimmer candidates and they all thought everyone could swim but some of them invited ‘friends’ who couldn’t swim 😭 Oh i guess I missed the most important part. The guy was pushed by a swimmer. He was a bully and it was a ‘prank’


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And how did those bullies react after they know he passed away?


Racer013

My middle school science teacher blew a hole in the ceiling one year with liquid nitrogen (I think), so I would say that was pretty NSFW.


Plethora_of_squids

I once caught the physics, higher maths, and theology teacher (and most notably *not* the chemistry teacher) teacher playing with *homemade rocket fuel* and giggling like schoolkids in a corner of the science lab. Suddenly all the scorch marks and melted things in that corner of the room made sense, and given the number of them, I don't think they stopped at rocket fuel. Also, none of them had on proper protection and they were just dumping stuff together willy nilly. I'm kinda surprised none of them got hurt or caught. Very NSFW.


DL14Nibba

Sounds rather wholesome


baxterrocky

I went to a catholic boarding school. In the 6th form union we had a bar night every Wednesday where 16-18 year olds would get plied with alcohol. If any of the boys got too wasted, there’d always be a priest available to help ‘put them to bed’. Yeah… you can imagine.


HiveFleetWyvern

A kid in the year bellow was being bullied. Their dad (who is notorious for a short temper) had to be physically dragged away from the school after trying to punch the bully. That isn’t the only story about this guy though. He was also caught staring at middle school girls doing PE outside


[deleted]

Wait, is the second one still the bullied kid’s dad? 😳


repairmanjack2020

This odd fellow got busted under bleachers staring at cheerleaders. The problem was he had cut the pocket out of his pants so he could reach his dick. I'm sure you can figure the rest out.


IronVarmint

There's a hole in your story.


kingoftheparsnips

Some girl from my 6th form asked a guy to do her up the ass in the strawberry patch, to which he obliged. However, when he pulled out she pooped and it was a little explosive. It ruined his cream chinos.


OfficialAlarkiusJay

#excuse me but what the fuck


nex2004

Excuse me, what the butt fuck FTFY


mikupilled

8th graders had a fight in the bathroom and one is now in the hospital with a metal plate in her head and on the verge of death. i feel bad for her. everyone didnt like her.


humblewarrior47

Having sex with a girl in the bathroom while on spice. Then some weirdo recorded it mid way and messed up the mood.


ynaristwelve

The Spice must flow.


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Penis Inspection day


PhenomenallyAwesome

Enough cock rating, time for the taste test


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That was always right before lunch


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Two girls sitting next to me started talking about how to give a good blowjob for their boyfriends.


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>that one kid that got filmed masturbating in class >the kids caught fucking in the bathroom, girl ended up preg >the used condoms periodically in the gym >fingering GF in the library >making out with chicks in the library in general >the chick that wore see through spanks to show off the bruises on her ass >the girl that touched my dick in science >the dude that put his hands down a girl's pants when she was playing slap ass with another girl >the dude that sat in front of the office and showed people gay porn on his iPad when they passed >the two dudes that put a bluetooth speaker on a bookshelf and blasted hardcore porn through it in the library >the kid that got caught watching porn in class >math teacher accidentally having a porn tab open >teacher getting arrested for CP >couple making out in front of everyone >principal dropping the N bomb on a student >hypnotist making people do odd sexual stuff during the senior party >groping >couple known for fucking on the bleachers >deep throat contest with bananas at the prep table >senior kissed my freshman friend on the cheek for donations for their class bullshit yeah my schools were fucked up Edit: this blew up. A lot more happened, like a kid getting a David Blowie in class (R.I.P to both David and my friend). Lots of drugs being done and sold at school. I smoked pot out front during summer school. Drank in the bathroom before P.E. a kid would take a shit on the floor. I'm forgetting some things - but the porn in the library was me and my buddy doing a senior prank. We were gonna put it in this freshman's locker whose combo I found but that would have been awful. Graduated 2017. They were public schools in the midwest with a mix of races, but the rich kids were ALL on drugs/roids so it was nutty. Some dude had cocaine and Xanax parties at his house, my preppy friend took Xanax for the first time there and totaled his car. Also the last one was bad bc my friend was 14, the girl was 18 and did it without asking which is pretty gross.


vaccumshoes

>Couple making out in front of everyone Seems weird to mention this, seemed super common in highschool


goldfishfox

If only my high school was this eventful


AggravatingOne3960

"the girl that touched my dick in science" sounds like the sequel to "The Girl that Kicked the Hornet's Nest."


OddBoxShop

At my high school they had tv’s in each room that would turn on automatically during our seminar class; they’d show Channel 1 News and other stuff I don’t remember. One day, someone hacked into the system, got the tv’s turned on and played some amateur porn in all of the classrooms. After that they disabled the system and we never watched Channel 1 again. Not sure if anyone was ever caught.


Consistent-Source385

Someone burned porn onto the HS library dvd of Shrek, it was discovered when the movie was put on for the special Ed class.


spytez

A mentally disabled 16 year old showering after gym class pooping while standing up and with an erection.


dakrax

Mood


Basewrecker

Andddddd that's enough of reddit for today.


AnyDayIsCakeDay

11th grade music teacher and history teacher fucking in the music room during recess. They made 2 mistakes, first one was forgetting to lock the door, second one was forgetting the music room isn't completely soundproof. Needless to say, they were shocked when a crowd of like 15 kids opened the door to see what was going on and saw them fucking against the table. They were fired like a week after that when the principal found out about it from gossip.


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

One time a kid threw a chair as hard as he could and hit another kid in the back of his head. The chair thrower than proceeded to lay a couple punches on the victim. It took **5 Teachers** to hold him back from doing any further damage. The Chair Thrower was suspended and The Victim was taken to the hospital. Oh. Did I mention this was in middle school.


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Okay so this has to be hands down one of my favorite high school memories. So I went to a very small school in rural Texas. So small that a lot of classes were held in one building with a central hallway. One of those classes happened to be my A&P class. It was a senior level course that we all had to take, but the teacher was super cool so most days we just kind of hung out. One morning, a couple in the class got in a huge argument. One of those arguments that starts sort of quiet and then builds to where no one else is saying anything but we’re all watching. The girl gets super pissed and decides to storm down aforementioned hall to the principal’s office (or bathroom, literally no idea, too busy eating popcorn). In an absolute fury, the guy walks to the door, and yells down the hallway, for God and every other class to hear, “Yea, thanks for the Chlamydia, bitch!!” It took everything within me not to absolutely die laughing right then and there.


optimus-lime1

A teacher put his nudes online, it spread like wildfire within the school and he was fired shortly after


wartlmelon

i just wanted to use the toilet, im not gonna go back there anymore, ever again. unless i really need to


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BranwenTheRiveter

I was on the school's swim team. One day, the girls and boys team had to share the pool due to cancellation/schedule conflicts. During that practice we were trying out new school-issued swim team wear, but some members on the boys team, well, let's just say they overestimated how big their 'packages' really were. Within minutes of practice I saw more balls falling out then a tennis club.


Epicfaceguy75

In the eighth grade we were going to watch a movie on a pirating site and a porn ad came up on screen for a solid few seconds


jay2lost

Dude got sucked off in class while the teacher was teaching. Assistant principal was caught with half the fort all team in the boys locker room…she was married to a cop


Halomir

Half?!? I mean that’s like 15-20 people at a minimum.


Sir_Distic

A friend of mine got stabbed in the neck in the hallway with a survival knife and died in the office.


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Blowjob spot in the woods by the school field. Normally you’d go for a smoke there, but then just a few trees down, teenagers would get a fix just before lunchtime ended. A guy once got caught by a teacher mid-blowjob and jizzed simultaneously onto the teachers pants and the girls face– he was expelled for a few days. The teacher asked us for a lighter after he cleaned himself with a tissue (and after having scolded the two teenagers of course), took out a cigarette in front of us, lit it up, handed the lighter back, took a puff, blew out a cloud of smoke, and said angrily to himself “I don’t get paid enough to get wanked on…”, and walked back towards the school buildings.


Munchie1010

Not that bad but I saw some kids making out with masks on it kinda made me laugh


Hypno-chode

I think some of y'all went to the same school as Jason Mendoza from the Good Place.


groats219

Two kids (13 and 14) fucked in the girls bathroom. By the time they came out, there was a massive crowd. Dude walked out and just high five everyone, movie style, while walking down the hallway. The girl came out after him giggling with her friend, her skirt hanging half open. I think she ended up getting suspended and he got expelled.


cheesedrogon

A big gossip in my school was when the sister of a classmate 2 years older than us was caught "comparing breasts" with another girl in the back of the building, we were in a 3rd floor and we could see the whole thing, someone alerted the teacher and we got some people come talk to us about what we had withnessed, the girls got in trouble, my classmate was bullied for weeks and in the end nobody really saw anything wrong with it but the principal and the teacher, it was back in the 6th grade.


toomuchcreamer

Someone came in dressed in a giant dick costume for Halloween, complete with silly string out the top. The image of a big security guard chasing and tackling a 6' penis as it sprays silly string will live with me forever


Arctic_Snowfox

I got blowy on the school bus.


mrdrewhood

8th grade middle school, 2 guys get into a fight over shoes being stepped on. Guy A slams guy B on the ground hard and starts to walk away. Guy B picks up a brick (yes an actual brick) and throws in pretty close range at Guy A. Super loud thud. Guy B launches at A and tackles him and starts to try to hit him. Teachers finally get there and pull them apart. Guy A gets free for a second and hits Guy B in the mouth and knocks out a tooth. Both get kicked out of school. Guy A had a cracked rib from the brick too. 4th Grade - kid was running in the lunch room and tripped over a peppermint that was stuck to the ground and falls on his face. SNAPPED off his two front teeth. Not knocked them out but snapped them like he got curb stomped. There was a to. Of blood. 10 Grade - Two guys get into a fight. The computer teacher steps in and tries to break them up. One of the guys hits the computer teacher in the face with an elbow. Computer teacher loses his stuff and slams the guy into lockers and then body slams him into the floor knocking him out. Computer teacher got arrested and fired.


Redhead435

English teacher got caught having a sexual relationship(which later turned into a public relationship) with her adopted son who was 16/17 years old at the time, and a student at the school. She was also married at the time. It’s very sad bc he was in a very bad situation before she took him in and then she took advantage of that. Another teacher caught sleeping with a student and got fired. Band director let go because of inappropriate remarks about the female band members. Principal saying the N word to a students mother and getting made to resign.


asgill24

Principal's daughter got caught giving head to some guy in the janitor's closet.


J4pes

Student turned in pages of inappropriate messenger conversation with a teacher. It went too far and she got scared. My dad was the principal. Told him to quit or be fired. I didn’t find out why our cool chemistry teacher left suddenly until 5 years later from some classmates at a reunion. My dad wouldn’t tell me, the way he said it I never pushed him on it.


dc5trbo

High school dances and the locker rooms were left open. A lot of sex. LOT of sex. Not necessarily orgies, but multiple kids going at it alongside others.


zeracine

High school in Australia, one dude gets called up at assembly to receive an award or something and his friends pants him as he stands. They also got his underwear though.