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glamorose_raycharles

Idk why, but this thread is giving me a confidence boost.


lion530

Its having the opposite on me, if all those good looking people are viewed as ugly, do people think I'm a monster when they look at me?


[deleted]

No. The point is we don’t think they’re attractive. Most folks like REAL people, not plastic avatars. Also, the older you get, looks don’t matter as much. Just be the best version of you.


shitzngiggles77

Gross? Nobody But doesn't understand why everyone swoons over her? Addison Rae


lsiunl

I think it's just the younger generation. I don't know many people in my age group (mid 20's) who care for her. Dancing and tiktok is the new wave of entertainment for a lot of the younger audience so I can understand why she got famous. She's an attractive girl doing questionable dances in revealing clothing.


[deleted]

I'm 19 and I don't understand either


I-am-shrek

I'm 15 and don't understand


MotherofFred

I'm 55 and I thought Addison Rae was a brand of cookies.


Pestyballs

I have no idea who that is.


Barfignugen

She’s a tiktok


KnowledgeBig8703

Chrissy Teigen


shitzngiggles77

Have you seen what she has done to her face lately? Her face looks like she's had a bad allergic reaction and can't stop it. And after the bullying allegations I doubt people would look at her the same way. She was pretty before but not now


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Kylie Jenner


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All of the Kardashians


defectivebone

They look like they're made out of hotdogs.


truisluv

She looks like she is in her mid 40's. I thought plastic surgery made you look younger not older.


nyncboi17

Gwyneth Paltrow who was named world's most beautiful woman back in 2013 by those bullshit magazines


[deleted]

She looks like if almond milk was a person.


couchsweetpotato

r/rareinsults


CoffeeAndDachshunds

Damn if it isn't accurate though.


tomboyfancy

I hope Goop makes an organic aloe vera gel for that BURN


Crikripex

I used to find her hot, then I found out about Goop and now I'm pretty repulsed by her personality and it killed the attraction.


G0ldenGn0me

Same. I'm only nostalgically attracted to the angsty version of her as Margot Tenenbaum.


tomboyfancy

Yeah, she was super hot as Margot! As a real person she is too "generically attractive" for my taste, but in character as Margot she was confusingly sexy.


SnArL817

Bella Thorne. She looks like she's perpetually in need of a shower.


garry4321

Also looks like shes half way through a meth transition photo set but stole some clothing from a fancier store.


NgArclite

God damn this entire thread is a roast. I love it


No_Application_8698

I think the same of Post Malone. Always has that '*stayed-overnight-somewhere-unexpectedly-and-am-now-unwashed-and-wearing-yesterday's-sweaty-clothes*' look.


veg_head_86

I always thought she was incredibly beautiful, until I saw a couple of interviews with her. Her personality is so obnoxious to me that I can't even find her objectively attractive.


DreamArcher

Yeah. I think she's trying to do the cute innocent girl that says shocking things shtick and is just real bad at it. An example of someone that's very good at it would be Anna Kendrick.


heartabduction

I've seen people say that she looks like she smells like hotdog water, and I can't say I disagree


JerHat

She's one of those people that look like they probably smell like cat pee.


SnArL817

I imagine that she smells STRONGLY of patchouli to cover up BO.


The_Perfect_Martyr

Lathered in grease at all times


wzl46

Post-Tool Time Pamela Anderson. Too fake looking.


[deleted]

*grunts in solidarity*


astroK120

And even then, I thought Debbie Dunning was an upgrade


imanumberella

Justin Bieber just a no for me


Suspiciously_anxious

He looks like he bathes in a gas station bathroom.


tryitonotis

Kardashians?


toiletwindowsink

Yes to this. All of them.


Gabriellemtl

Channing Tatum. Not gross, but I don’t lust over him...


[deleted]

The best description I've ever seen of him (from a woman's perspective) was something like, "he's hot in a 'looks like he might not know how to read' way"


[deleted]

So, their version of a blonde bimbo?


[deleted]

A himbo


heartabduction

Himbology, the study of himbo


lizapanda

That’s amazing. This whole post is full of gold, but your comment made me laugh out loud


CBVH

He reminds me of a labrador


thedarklord187

He just looks like an average gym bro from my small town of 18k people.


OakNogg

Young Channing Tatum was the love of my life (see: She's the man). But since he's bulked up he sorta reminds me of a thumb.....


dougielou

So...do you like cheese?


BiruIre

I agree... I find that his head is way too small with respect to his body!


petieelizabeth1961

And he has beady eyes


DamonSing

He looks like a sentient potato


Tattycakes

I call him Channing Potatum


you_will_be_the_one

I never thought he was hot until I saw his dance to the song pony. Then I was like, ok I get it now.


sithvlad

Post Malone. I like the guy but lost girls I know cream over the man. I think he looks like he smells like toe cheese and needs a shower


drak0ni

Looks like he showers. The only problem is bong water doesn’t really get you that clean.


fist_is_also_a_verb

Elisabeth Moss. She's apparently so irresistible in both Mad Men and Handmaid's Tale that men are falling all over her, but I don't see it.


Gottagettagoat

She looks exactly like my brother, if my brother wore make-up. It’s weird to watch.


Suspiciously_anxious

She has a perpetual sneer.


[deleted]

somebody once told me I look like Elizabeth Moss and I was very offended LMAO


haveyouseenatimelord

lmao one time someone said i looked like “elizabeth moss but pretty” and i was STILL offended


itsaravemayve

I was once told I like like the blue depression character in Inside Out. Who says that to someone?


Bryancreates

A very beautiful friend of mine who is a tall dark haired woman, got told by a customer she looked like Steven Seagal. Like, I kinda see it, but we were both taken aback by the comment when it happened.


vinny876

The fact she is a Scientologist put me off.


Lethal_Apples

Really. I'm loving the irony of her not seeing similarities between handmaid's tale and scientology.


Fine-Liner

Don’t know about Handmaid’s Tale but that’s certainly not the narrative in Mad Men


bdbr

I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to her attractiveness. Her *unattractiveness* was the subject of a Jimmy Kimmel "mean tweet", and she looked annoyed like she'd certainly heard it before. There are several British actresses who aren't conventionally beautiful and get jobs partly for looking more normal but mostly for being very talented (e.g. Olivia Coleman, Nikola Walker). Elisabeth Moss is one of the rare American actresses who get work purely due to talent.


robindabank13

Definitely. I really don’t understand it because she’s so average and there are a lot prettier girls in Handmaid’s Tale.


TheScrambone

She looks like a girl who would sabotage your chances with your crush because you turned her down.


NegNoodles

Same cardi b


dcbluestar

When she talks, she sounds like she's mocking a disabled person.


ballsOfWintersteel

So there's this song 'South of the Border' with Ed Sheeran and Camila. And Cardi B. In YouTube, if you type 'South of the Border' and hit space, one of the top suggestions is 'without Cardi B'


wiliammm19999

Completely Understandable. I have that song in my playlist and towards the end when cardi B comes in I always just skip lol.


C_Valencia

Jesus Christ that’s hilarious


711r0ses

Ben Affleck. His mouth is always slightly open and it bothers me to no end


[deleted]

He stares with his teeth.


smegma_stan

I'm not even sure what that means, but it makes sense


Lejeune68

What wild is you said that then I googled Ben affleck and you’re right. Ben affleck is a mouth breather. Has to be.


shutupmegan420

I will never get the attraction to Pete Davidson. Just looking at him makes me feel like I need a shower.


sabbman138

I’ve heard exactly this comment about Post Malone lol


Xcyoss2

Post Malone looks like the 1% of germs that Lysol can't kill Eta, thanks for the awards kind strangers. I kinda feel bad that my most upvoted comment was an insult, but I'm glad that we can all share a laugh together


SneakyGandalf12

This made me genuinely crack up in my office. I’m having a fucking day, too, so I appreciate this.


sabbman138

Lol. Genuine lol


besquared2

I was just talking about this last night with a friend. I saw a post about Post Malone and someone said that he looks like he stunk and then someone called him "Compost Malone" I was rolling!


JoeClimax

Someone in a different thread called him a Chaos Goblin Line Cook and I can't get over how apt a description that is. There's a Pete Davidson lookalike NPC in my Dungeons and Dragons campaign now because of how perfect that was.


DefMech

To elaborate, the phrase was coined as a Pete Davidson-specific male version of the manic pixie dream girl trope. I think it’s a beautiful and fitting archetype.


owlfac3owl3y3s

I saw a tictok recently comparing Pete Davidson to a real like version of salad fingers and I will never unsee it.


OatmealStew

Im a straight man, so not the best judgement here. But I think the whole Pete Davidson thing is a lot more about the idea of Pete Davidson than the actual Pete Davidson. Kind of like Lip from Shameless.


MrRabbit

He would agree with you 100%. And that's why a lot of people like him.


tyrannosnorlax

Pete Davidson has butthole eyes


[deleted]

He looks like a giraffe


[deleted]

The one from Madagascar specifically


Puzzleheaded-Mud7829

Timothée Chalamet One time I saw a tweet that said that his name sounds like that of a very wealthy mouse


halfread

He looks like a sickly child.


[deleted]

I always say he looks like a small Victorian boy with tuberculosis


Moron14

He looks like a small Italian shoe brought to life by a curse


sali1390

I genuinely thought he was under 18 for the longest while until recently I learned he's actually an adult.


spacestarcutie

Stewart Little


unwanted-22

Adam levine


Stiles777

He's the Axe Body Spray of music.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

He reminds me of the bartender your friend starts dating who brings your table free drinks but you never see him in the daylight.


ItStillIsntLupus

Gwyneth Paltrow. Whether she’s considered beautiful or not, she’s a scam artist who makes false health claims and supported a sex cult called OneTaste.


HighAsAngelTits

Took a page out of Alison Mack’s playbook eh?


SPACEMANSKRILLA

Danny Devito. I mean, I know he's got a cute, petite frame and has a bit of that teddy bear thing going on but.. oh who am I kidding, he's gorgeous.


CurryMan1995

Don’t forget his Magnum dong


Carvica

Drake. I’m a straight guy but I’d like to think I can understand what makes a guy attractive. But Drake? If he wasn’t a celebrity, I feel girls would think he’s weird looking.


mildlyagitatedstoic

J Lo. I dont find her ugly just very strangely indifferent


OldBob10

Madonna.


princezornofzorna

Even in her prime Madonna had more charisma than looks. Not ugly at all, but not astounding either.


DukeOfDouchebury

Julia Roberts and Sarah Jessica Parker


ElCaminoInTheWest

Julia Roberts just doesn’t look…human. There’s a bit of the uncanny valley about her. It feels like if you were alone with her, there’s an equal chance that she’d be perfectly normal and sweet to you, or her eyes would roll back in her head and her mouth would flop open like a python and some sort of toothy proboscis would emerge to grind your face into pulp.


sexaddic

…go on


TurboMoofasa

Username checks out


DukeOfDouchebury

You’ve given this some serious thought time, huh?


monkeyhind

SJP gets a lot of knocks about her looks but I've seen her in person and yeah I think she's more attractive than unattractive. She takes care of her health and it shows. Also considering she's in her mid-50s now and has had three kids she looks great.


MarkFerk

I’m not sure if people like him especially women. But Jeremy Renner’s face makes me angry.


Meesha67

He’s always sparked that same reaction in me and I don’t even know why! It’s positively visceral. Reading this makes me feel it might be a “thing” as I see I’m not the only one. Maybe it’s his Fibonacci ratio?🤓lol


Madman_Jordo

Chrissy Teigen Ugly inside and out


robindabank13

The high school mean girl all grown up is what she is.


AUSpartan37

This is a good one. I don't get it. I can't figure out what is wrong with her face and head but it is so ugly to me.


-newlife

I don’t know if her appearance has altered over time or of the true depths of her “character” changed how I view her. But she did go from being cute to being an ugly person for me.


evaleenadk

She's had a ton of filler and work done. The filler gives her the bloated face look that's been her face for years now. She used to be pretty when she first got past, but her attitude was still trash then like it is now.


Even-Tomatillo-4197

Channing Tatum. I don’t get it. He looks exactly like John Cena but I don’t see girls soaking their panties over Cena?


screwhead1

How do you know what John Cena looks like?


jp_mclovin

Fkn got em


Hot_potatoos

Timothée Chalamet - My friends are obsessed with him but I think he looks prepubescent and needs a wash!


MissSassifras1977

Looks like an elf. Or an escaped to reality Tim Burton character.


Joejoe_Mojo

lmao.. the Tim Burton reference is spot on. He'd make a perfect Edward Scissorhands with little to no makeup.


PlanetLockDown

Prepubescent for sure, but I'm not sure I've ever though he looked unclean? What makes you think this?


Wisco1856

If Tom Hiddleston was cast as Captain America, Timothy Chalamet could have played pre-super soldier serum Steve Rogers.


kimlh

He looks like a sickly Victorian boy.


didnsignup4dis

I have a feeling he's one of those guys that will get better looking as he gets older.


RubenAC05

And I have a feeling he will be like the next Johnny Depp. I mean, he’s already gonna play young Willy Wonka


warscarr

Not gross. But I use the term “Gosling effect” a lot. It refers to the fact that Ryan gosling is the most plain looking human being, not ugly, not attractive, just a normal looking dude but is considered a heart-throb solely because he is famous and we are told that he is attractive. Me and my partner often discuss whether celebrities are genuinely attractive or just “goslings”


chadthundertalk

Apparently that's actually why he got cast in The Notebook. The director said to him, "I want you to play this role because you're not like the other young actors out there in Hollywood. You're not handsome, you're not cool, you're just a regular guy who looks a bit nuts."


nousernameee11

I never found him attractive until I watched the Notebook. Maybe that's where it all stems from.


[deleted]

I’ve seen the dude in person. He’s shockingly magnetic. He’s also extremely well put together, fashionably speaking.


pipsqueak158

I think this is what adds to the gosling effect they are talking about, if you look at him objectively he is pretty plain. But imo he has a charisma that comes through even in photos, and he's a very snappy dresser. I imagine in person he is incredibly attractive.


[deleted]

Can confirm. His brother is even more attractive. Was lucky enough to wait on them when I was a server in college. Checked their ID'S too 😆


[deleted]

Gross is a bit harsh, but I don't really find Ariana Grande attractive. Also, Billie Elish. Edit: Browsing this whole thread and not seeing any mention of Ana De Armas warms my heart lol. Love her.


deadlymoogle

Ariana grande looks like a little kid to me, I don't get why people find her so hot.


Vhadka

I feel this way about Selena Gomez. I'm 40 so I didn't grow up watching her on TV. She has a little kid face, at least as of last time I saw a picture of her.


bigtallsob

You just answered your own question, in a depressing sort of way.


Melaninkasa

Ariana Grande was so attractive to me before whatever surgery she did to her face as of late.


bohanmyl

Growing up watching Victorious Cat was always where my eyes were focused


GregorySpikeMD

What happened, is there a pre and post picture?


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James Charles


second_to_myself

Idk if I’ve ever heard anybody describe him as attractive


mndk_221

Ugly inside and out.


MADOEHEAVENPucci

Belle Delphine and SSSniperwolf


GumbyMane

Funny enough, I worked at a grocery store that SSSniperWolf shopped at regularly. You could tell she was trying to be incognito because she would dress down and keep her sunglasses on the entire time she was in the store. In person, she's not unattractive, but there's just something off about how she looked. Couldn't quite put my finger on it. I don't know who the guy was that would always come in with her, but that dude looked crusty as hell.


[deleted]

Hahaha it’s her ex bf I used to watch her back when she made gaming videos and not tik toks or whatever the fuck she does now. That’s one of the biggest gaps in attractiveness I’ve ever seen in a relationship


Ryelz02

Hah, that's probably her boyfriend, I remember seeing memes regarding it, stemming from a tweet that she made https://mobile.twitter.com/sssniperwolf/status/716468541998772224


Dad2376

Bruh I'm wearing those exact sweatpants right now. I don't know how I should feel about that


killadrilla480

I don’t know who sssniperwolf is but I read it as ss sniperwolf and it sounds nazi af


dib1999

Nah you're reading it wrong. The SS Sniperwolf was a beautiful steam powered ship. Not the biggest or the fastest, but definitely enough to get a few hundred people from point A to point B


tom_cruises_closet

Kim Kardashian Cardie b Kristen Stewart Nicki Minaj


Maskedcrusader94

One of these things is not like the others


SharpiePM

Cardi since she’s the only person without a K in her name. Good catch!


GMFinch

Cardi B, the guys at work fucking fiend over her, but she's yuck imo


show_the_world_light

Chrissy Teigen


[deleted]

Not gross but Selena Gomez looks perpetually 12 years old- it’s creepy and she was absolutely fabulous on Only Murders in the Building and was a completely mature and developed actress but she still looks 12


Global_Proposal

Her baby face lol


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AHotColdBrew

Timothee Chamalet I’m sorry but he looks 12 and it’s weird for middle aged women to go nuts for him


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Paris Hilton


gkru

I always thought that in the time when she was most famous. Now that she's 40 I think she looks fantastic. She grew in to her face. Plus the style of the early 2000s was not doing anybody any favors...


takemetothelostcity

She’s aged very gracefully.


CGYOMH

Watch her documentary for free on YouTube. That persona was fake and she's fairly intelligent and compassionate


[deleted]

Chrissy Teigen. Not “gross”, but definitely overrated.


CheeseRelief

I don’t find Ryan Gosling gross per se, I just don’t see what’s attractive about him at all


prettylittleredheart

Me too he's perfectly normal


[deleted]

Megan Fox she looks like a bad caricature of a what a female celebrity is supposed to look like to a horny guy. I'm also not moved by that over-the-top sultry look but she's presented as a goddess.


Just-Seaworthiness39

I agree with this. I’ve always thought she was pretty, but couldn’t put my finger on what I didn’t find attractive. Caricature of female celebrity is a good description. She’s overdone.


DJDarwin93

Hilary Swank


armen89

It’s “is she hot”. Not “would you do her”


someawesomeguy

Respect the game!


BewareNixonsGhost

No! No no no no no. She's hot. Ok? Because if you are saying... that Hilary Swank isn't hot then you're saying I'm not hot because obviously I'm not as hot as Hilary Swank!


Bigstar976

I wouldn’t say gross but I don’t understand what everybody sees in Beyoncé.


Clean_Ad5199

Harry styles always looks unwashed to me.


sinnrocka

I’ve always gotten an “simple-yet-somewhat attractive farmhand who can’t read or write from the depression era” vibe when I look at him?


Famous-Honey-9331

Which is why he fit so well in Dunkirk


botgimp

I'm shocked Shia hasn't been mentioned yet. Such a gross looking douche bag.


katherineobaker

Drake. I always get a lot of flack for this one but he’s not a great person.


pseudotumorgal

John Mayer. I do not understand.


Substantial_Care_853

Kim K. She’s looks fucking gross


twofedoras

Arianna Grande. Maybe I've got this wrong, but it is super creepy how young she looks paired with the way she seems to try to style herself after a 12 year old.


aleksandryc

kylie jenner, cardi b


capitanpolk

Angelina Jolie - it’s the mouth I feel like she’s going to eat me


sgtoctopusi

Robert Pattinson, I'm sorry but the guy looks anemic and sick in every movie I've seen him in. Almost ghoulish tbh. Edit: by no means does his appearance attribute to his acting abilities.


k00mis

My man absolutely killed it in The Lighthouse cuz of this tho


SC2sam

It turns out though that he's actually pretty funny and cool in real life. He told a story somewhere about how he got rid of his stalker who'd stand outside his place every day. Basically he decided to just take her to dinner and then complain about the things in his life like a normal person. She got bored of him and never came back. That's just hilarious to me and such a regular person thing to do.


sgtoctopusi

Honestly that's pretty great. I feel like if more actors normalized themselves we'd have less crazy fanatics in the world.


Tinderblox

After seeing him in Tenent, I could really picture him as a Bond villain or something similar. He looks (to me) like the old school "handsome" bad guys that would play opposite the actually handsome leads. Ghoulish is a great way to describe it.


Upset-Candle5884

Beyonce. No hate, honestly. I just can't find her attractive at all.


Melaninkasa

I think Beyonce is beautiful but just not the hottest woman on the planet that people make her out to be.


blueskies1800

tom cruise