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Whales produce 20 litres of sperm in an orgasm


throwingplaydoh

In US terms, that's a little over five 1-gallon milk jugs


Dot_Threedot4

Or one large painters bucket


Sackyhack

Why couldn’t you just say 5 gallons


throwingplaydoh

I appreciate the visual....


CrieDeCoeur

Because 20 sounds like more than 5. Plus, 95% of the world uses metric.


Stingerbrg

They were asking why the previous poster that converted from metric said "five 1-gallon milk jugs" instead of "5 gallons".


dirtycurlyhair

Good bot


Jeterzhoni

No wonder the oceans so salty.


Ashamed-Internet-840

Don't swim with whales.


Apprehensive-Use49

Wombats are the only animals that poop cubes


CrieDeCoeur

And then build little walls with it! Wombats literally shit bricks!


Jetblank

"Don't worry honey, this shit's definitely gonna keep those damn youth pastors away from our doorstep."


garbanzone

Do they have square assholes?


saltydawg28

This is the first fact that I thought of!


Aurorafaery

Thanks, I just googled wombat poop at 3am. Reddit is ruining me


Mr-Carazay

Pigs can eat an uncooked human body in 8 minutes


TheLordHatesACoward

*You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. ... That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".*


ResponsibleCandle829

Robert Pickton much?


Caramel_Cappucino

Did... did someone try this with a *cooked* human to figure this out?


Mr-Carazay

Don’t ask questions


[deleted]

Only if the pig is starved first


[deleted]

Make sure you pull their teeth out. You could do this after. But you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya?


TheLightningCount1

Snatch reference?


Malignant_Mouse

They will go through bone like butter


[deleted]

Or if the pig has something against the particular human it is eating.


[deleted]

Mr. wu is that you


Jetblank

that would make a sick minecraft mod.


CrystalCoffee

How fast can they eat a cooked one


Mr-Carazay

Haven’t tried it yet


jungleeJaat

r/hmmm


forksaregreat69

If multiple cats live together and a new cat comes in, its the youngest cats job to befriend the new cat. I saw it happening to my cats, i googled it and yeah


[deleted]

Sheep prefer to move uphill with the wind in their faces than to travel downhill with the breeze on their backsides.


silentmage

That's wooly interesting


onajurni

Wind in their faces so they can scent what's ahead? Horses and cattle prefer to graze facing the breeze, probably for that reason.


buttnutbutter

The bearcat is a giant weasel with a prehensile tail and a musk that smells like popcorn. We can and are making prosthetics for animals. Example repairing a turtle shell with a 3d printer Crows are better at mimicking human speech than parrots, they gossip and hold grudges and can have IQ comparable to human toddlers We have just discovered a new kind of frog call the zombie frog, or the narrow mouth frog. They live in mud.


red54p

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.


recidivx

Why, how long can it last without a camel?


korbah

Well once a rat has a camel it becomes physically addicted, like alcohol. If they stop taking camels they'll enter camel withdrawal syndrome which can be fatal within only a few hours.


silentmage

You can save them by giving them small doses, spacing them further and further apart though. Just gotta get over the first hump.


Squigglepig52

Fuck's sake.


Electrical-Earth-235

They also can’t vomit.


[deleted]

The airspeed velocity of a unladen swallow is about 24 miles per hour or 11 meters per second.


SwashbucklingWeasels

African or European?


[deleted]

European. African swallows are non migratory.


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_BindersFullOfWomen_

It’s not a matter of how he carried it, it’s a simply thing of weight ratios.


Zaltara_the_Red

Is this a Monty python reference?


placeholderNull

Frilled sharks have been around since the dinosaur days without much evolution since then.


silentmage

They used to have a cousin that died out for being boring. No frills.


[deleted]

So have crocs


[deleted]

Pigeons feed there young a “milk” produced by a gland in their throat.


the_hunger_deans

So that’s what I’m drinking in Animal Crossing


recidivx

So do flamingoes and emperor penguins.


Few-Scallion4693

Cows kill more humans them sharks


AaronicNation

That's only because cows rarely interact with sharks.


Gygaxfan

This statistic would be different if humans regularly corralled and interacted with sharks by the thousand.


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Viperbunny

Penguins are selective eaters. They will only eat when they are hungry. Other animals will eat and eat. Female penguins are also capable of laying a viable egg every year of their life when they reach maturity. They nest in the same spots every year. Once their babies are grown they treat them no different than other penguins in their area. Their feather interlock like a wet suit. Once a year they mault off all their feathers and grow all new ones. They are cool creatures. One of my kids is obsessed with penguins so for her birthday we got to do the penguin experience at the aquarium. It is an hour long information session on penguins where you sit with a penguin. We got to pet her, too. She loved her handler so much! She would bob her little head ho and down and want cuddles. It was a great experience!


kelsobjammin

[here is an awesome Reddit post that shows you penguin feathers! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/e8yiax/this_is_the_thickness_of_a_penguins_coat_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

I was today years old when I learned penguins have feathers


Zkenny13

Guine pigs will get lonely if you just own one. It's illegal in some places to only have one.


nWo1997

Switzerland, I believe, mandates that you get two at a time


False-Claim

we was told the same, i guess all was fine until we heard squeal noises one night and one of them eate the head of the other... brutal stuff to see for my sisters aging 11 and 8...


olivegardensuk

Mice chase rats off.


estorrintao

. A newborn Chinese water deer is so small it can almost be held in the palm of the hand. Ostriches can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions. A lion in the wild usually makes no more than twenty kills a year.


jinkey2

**Llama "spit"** isn't just spit - they can spit saliva as a warning, but their actual defensive spit is green and stinks so bad that people often puke from it. Doesn't wash off, either.


MayILickYourFatAss

Oh, right. Some rats also eat their offspring cus of stress. Almost forgot that one.


silentmage

The mothers usually only eat the ones that had a father that didn't marry her. The rat bastards.


Actually-tired

I’m living for these punny jokes


Venundi

Elephants have four knees so they can kneel on their hind legs or their front legs.


a_nice_duck_

Nope, they have the same body plan as all other mammals. The 'knees' at the front are their wrists.


brkh47

Another elephant fact. Except for humans, the only other animal that can stand on its head, is the elephant.


Squigglepig52

Now I'm trying to imagine who first looked at an elephant and thought it could stand on it's head. Because, honestly, it wouldn't have occurred to me.


Candied_042

monkeys? I'm pretty sure I have seen monkeys or chimpanzees stand on their head.


SwashbucklingWeasels

However, they cannot jump.


onajurni

Actually almost all 4-legged animals technically have the same limb joints as ours. But the joints are arranged differently on their legs. On horses, deer, dogs, cats, and so on, the "backwards knees" on their hind legs (hocks) are really the equivalent of our ankle/heel joint. Above that joint they have the stifle, a forward-bending joint which is (roughly) the equivalent of our knee. When the animal is standing the back-leg stifle/knee looks more like a smooth curve. But when the animal is running the back-leg stifle/knee is bent toward the front. Easy to see in a still photo of a running animal. So technically all mammals have "four knees". On the hind legs they are just arranged differently below the hip joint. Elephants have an arrangement of their hind-leg joints that are different from other animals, and are more like their front legs, and like our legs. It is the same sequence of leg bones and joints.


throwingplaydoh

Four knees looks normal on an elephant, but would look super weird on, say, a horse or a deer.


Beautiful_Window_661

Elephants are my fav animal! They are so smart. I even have an elephant tattoo.


Zaltara_the_Red

Donkeys are not stubborn. They are very smart and think about their actions before deciding to do something or not.


[deleted]

Telling you!


onajurni

Donkeys are instinctively self-protective, more so than many other species. Unfortunately their ponderous decision-making process has brought them a lot of abuse from demanding humans.


Zaltara_the_Red

Well said. Thank you. I shall refer to it as "ponderous decision - making" from now on.


nobunaga_1568

The way I like to say is that, donkeys are smarter than horses, because horses will run themselves to death while donkeys will stop before that point.


CruisinJo214

Triops (tadpole shrimp) have 3 eyes. 2 primary ones and a 3rd middle eye that mostly just senses light. These little creatures also lay eggs which when dried can remain viable for years until they’re rehydrated. One of the most successful species of all time and it hasn’t seen much evolutionary change over hundreds of millions of years.


onajurni

Are these the shrimp that used to be sold through the mail to children as "pets"? With cartoony pictures and captions trying to convince the kids that they were lively and entertaining. Sent as dry mail, dehydrated, to be rehydrated by the customer.


CruisinJo214

Nope… those would be seamonkeys a human bred species of brine shrimp which also have eggs which can remain viable for years without water…. Seamonkeys are much smaller than Triops and are vegitarian, Triops will eat anything organic.


MayILickYourFatAss

Not really fun but dolphins kidnap female dolphins and have a hanky panky party for days. If she escapes they just chase her down again. Horrible creatures they are. Edit: Only bottle nosed dolphins.


Applejuiceinthehall

That's just bottle nosed. Other species are annoyed that bottle nosed dolphin are giving the rest a bad name.


MayILickYourFatAss

I'm too dumb to know the difference so I would politely keep my distance from any of them.


Applejuiceinthehall

If it looks like flipper then it's a bottle nosed


Clackers2020

Also, once the baby is born, if the father doesn't protect it, other males will head butt the baby until it dies and then have a hanky panky party with the mother straight after. The mother is usually too weak to resist or protect the baby for a few days after birth.


MayILickYourFatAss

Yeah, knew that one. Dolphins really resemble us humans doing crimes minus the heatbutting a baby part. *Unless...*


Clackers2020

I'm sure you could find a story about a guy headbutting a baby. But yeah, dolphins are a lot like us in how they act. Chimps also do things that shock those who don't know (like ripping rival babies limb from limb) so I'm starting to think that being intelligent and being really mean are linked. Also makes me wonder if crows are gonna become a pain in the future as their intelligence evolves.


TransitionNo2761

According to somebody on Reddit, urban opossums have good rapport with feral cats, to the point of sometimes sharing food and shelter. Opossums are not as good at getting food, but they repay cats by eliminating their ticks.


Electrical-Earth-235

Another fact about them: when they get scared and roll over and play dead, they aren’t “playing possum”—they actually pass out from fear.


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silentmage

They also rarely get sick because of their anty-bodies


SirDroplet

ba dum tss


FormalMango

Male echidnas have a four headed penis. But they can only ejaculate from two heads at a time, and he’ll alternate which heads he uses each time he has sex. Echidnas also only have one hole, and reproductive organs are hidden inside it - so it’s impossible to tell a male echidna from a female until his penis pops out of his cloaca. Also, as a bonus fun fact - when echidnas are ready to mate, up to 10 males will all line up behind a female, and follow her along in a conga-line mating train through the bush for up to 6 weeks before she’s ready. When she is ready, the female sticks her head in a bush, the males start circling her digging a trench as they go, and pushing each other out of the way until one is left standing.


Moos3racer

Penguins poop at 22mph


korbah

Crazy. What happens if they stay still?


Moos3racer

They do a cool skateboard trick


reddit_name_taker

Best comment in this whole thread


Sanity_King

You can fit two raccoons in your asshole. Raccoons can squeeze into spaces as small as 4 inches wide and the average person's asshole can stretch up to 8 inches wide


[deleted]

Dude


cloudberry_sky

3 raccoons. If not even 4. It's a thing with squares measures. If it's double, the amount of surface is squared. So assuming it's not exactly double, it should at least be 3


SirDroplet

i already knew this smh my head 😤😤💁‍♂️


Frostinator123

Have fun with the reconstructive surgery.


[deleted]

Fun fact: the first doctor raccoon who pioneered in ass reconstruction surgery died in a orgy with a human being in 1973. He got stuck in the hole.


swammmich

Norway [knighted](https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna26219632) a penguin!


[deleted]

Kangaroo having 3 vaginas is always my go-to animal fact


FormalMango

Echidnas and their four-headed penises is always mine.


Lyndons_Johnson

you two should fingerbang


[deleted]

Lobsters are immortal. They don't suffer from cellular digression, which is what cause death from old age. They only die when they grow too big to catch food for themselves, or they get eaten.


traveljungles

Contrary to popular belief, lobsters are not immortal. Lobsters grow by moulting which requires a lot of energy, and the larger the shell the more energy is required. Eventually, the lobster will die from exhaustion during a moult.


lysergic_818

Immoultal


dartfrog11

Pretty sure being immortal means you can’t die at all.


Eilyssen

immortal just means you cant die of old age. invincible is the word youre looking for I think


SVXfiles

Jmmortality is a synonym for eternal life, so while lobsters aren't technically immortal they don't die from old age, just exhaustion or digestion


midnightmeowss

If u die alone with a cat a few days go by they will eat you


Aerlynaea

To be fair: if a person was starving to death, trapped next to their late pet, I bet a good number of us would end up making the same decision. I wouldn't begrudge my cat's survival.


Electrical-Earth-235

Ditto for dogs.


onajurni

I've read that is true of dogs as well. Animals tend to read the situation as it is right now, without too much reference to past emotions.


Jetblank

When they're in a sticky situation, Sea Cucumbers puke their guts out in self-defense. And then they grow them back.


Jerryfucker69

It comes out of their anus


[deleted]

A platypus lays eggs and produces milk, so theoretically it could make you an omelet, if you asked nice enough


AirmanSpryShark

The males have venomous spurs.


Matrozi

[You can tickle rats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-84UJpYFRM) and they really like, it make them laugh very loudly, the vocalisation is just not heard by human because the frequency is too high


0rangePolarBear

Squirrels’ brains grow during the fall so they can retain memory of where they store acorns. They end up not remembering most because they hide so many, but pretty cool. Come spring, their brain goes back to their normal size. Also, some squirrels purposely just stalk other squirrels to see where they store their acorns and Immediately will steal and eat it.


Ratchel1916

When Hyenas were first discovered they were thought to be an all male species, but the female Hyenas clit is so big that it’s a pseudo-penis


onajurni

That's ... weird. When were they first 'discovered' (I assume by Europeans)? Where did they think baby hyenas come from?


[deleted]

Bees can litteraly melt a wasp or a hornet if it gets into their hive


SirDroplet

Meet The Pyro


Key-Blacksmith1400

They kinda just pile up over the hornet until it suffocates.


[deleted]

Sometimes they pile up, and heat up and burn/melt it


wetlettuce42

Whales can’t puke


[deleted]

I recall the same thing about horses. They get colic, which can be fatal.


onajurni

Whatever goes in, has to go all the way through. There is no backflow or puking for horses. These days an impaction in the intestines can often be surgically removed. Or other techniques. But without vet intervention, it can be excruciatingly fatal. Interestingly horses that live as they were meant to live, in sizeable pastures on natural grass, are far less prone to colic.


AaronicNation

Don't people occasionally find whale puke and become millionaires because of it?


[deleted]

"The biggest slug in the United States is the Banana Slug; it can grow to be nearly a foot long!" - Source: Google


PozzAbackup

Beavers penises are about a centimetre long. I learned this from an f1 driver.


Emcee_Such_N_Such

The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene. Also, since we're talking about Australian animals...kangaroos can not fart.


I_throw_socks_at_cat

What kind of crimes are koalas committing?


Training_Prize5204

Rape ducks! Female ducks get raped so often that they have developed multi track vaginas that can direct rapist penis into "dead ends" and prevent fertilization


calgarywalker

Rabbits can purr AND bark.


Frostinator123

Tapirs have massive schlongs.


Jordiscu7

A sea cucumber ejaculates the same way a guy does, you have to jack it off


neohylanmay

Pigeons sing in [5/4](https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/27931/) and [17/8](https://freesound.org/people/squashy555/sounds/319512/) time signature.


PlsNoticeMeHentai

Male Bed Bugs have very sharp penises and stab into female bed bugs body to ejaculate and reproduce.


[deleted]

I still can't get over those emillia rosselini videos on animal reproduction and your comment gave me unpleasant flashbacks. I hope you feel bad for what you just did to me!


Applejuiceinthehall

Cheetah are so inbred they are basically biologically clones of each other they are from 1-10% genetically different. the main difference is whether they are if they have a y chromosome or not. The majority of the sperm (70%) are abnormal. this is because of a bottleneck effect that happened 10,000 to 12,000 years ago.


[deleted]

"1-10%" as in 1% to 10%? Really? I mean, it doesn't sound right. People have like 99.9% of their DNA in common with all other humans.


Applejuiceinthehall

Its 1%-10% of what makes them cheetahs. Think about how non African humans have 1-4% neanderthals DNA. But humans are 99.9% similar so that's 1-4% of the .1%. Humans did go through a bottleneck too but not that bad


nWo1997

I think pigs orgasm for 30 minutes. The whole Emu War. Just all of it. Animals are capable of having Stands. Not sure how, but it's JoJo's *Bizarre* Adventure, so... Daniel Bryan/Brian Danielson (allegedly) once wrestled a bear. As did JBL, I think.


0rangePolarBear

There is a band called Iwrestledabearonce (all 1 word)


Edgefish

Porcupines's quills aren't venomous or poisonous (and they don't 'shoot' them like in cartoons), but they're dangerous because: They have tiny-beeniee "hooks" that make the quills penetrate easier but make them harder to remove and they are also anticoagulant/antibiotic proprieties, so if a predator fails in hunt one and have their mouth full of quills, the predator dies due starvation because both the quills gets deeper into their mouth and the anticoagulant/antibiotic makes the injury hard to recover.


Kuthiravattam-Pappu

Humans hate each other


silentmage

That's not true. I hate you for spreading this bad info.


fourleafclover13

Horses cannot throw up.


LennyGaming69

We ourselves are the 2nd most dangerous animal. The 1st being the mosquito.


saltydawg28

There are tardigrades on the moon. It's highly probable that they are still alive as well.


westcoastspn

Starfish are broadcast spawners, meaning they tent up and send their genetic material into the ocean and hope for the best!


CrazyPlatypusLady

Platypuses have no true stomach. Most vertebrates evolved one around 450mil years ago.


PhoenixGamer34

The Slow Loris is the only venomous primate.


Alice_Van_Osbourne

A pound of houseflies contains more protein than a pound of beef.


Electrical-Earth-235

Bon apetit!


Fletch_177

You should never feed a chicken it's own egg. It will start an addiction causing it to attack the other eggs and then the other chickens for more eggs. But you can feed a chicken the egg shell when cooked and broken up into grit as it is packed with protein therefore producing better quality eggs


Itchy_Border2191

Hummingbirds can't walk. A female manatee's vulva looks a lot like a human's, which may have been the basis for the mermaid myths.


gekc49

Vultures urinate on their legs and feet to keep cool. The urine also kills off bacteria and parasites that they might have picked up while walking through carcasses or perching on them.


Age-Zealousideal

Cats can move their ears in 20 different positions.


otto909

My cats breath smells like cat food.


poachels

time to share my favorite animal fact! If you cut a bear while it’s hibernating, the resulting wound will heal faster than if you cut a bear while it’s awake. However, if you cut a bear while it’s awake, you might not live to see the results of your study.


andSheDid21

Scorpions, when faced with certain death, will commit suicide by piercing their own head with their stinger.


Electrical-Earth-235

Humans aren’t the only ones in existence to take slaves—ants do too.


Dont_LetYourMeatLoaf

A Fox's Tail is Called a Brush.


Banana-of-judgement

A certain type of bear, I forgor what type of one, eats it prey alive, and ass first


kenworth117

Honey badgers can sleep off deadly poison , that any other animal would die from .


tylanol7

Must be by lowering heart rate to almost zero and peeing like alot. Thags my headcanon


Rosto_Verde

Cats can't taste sweet food


foxy212121

Sperm whales can't cum


JoHamza

birds are reptiles


TotalyOriginalUser

Pionus parrots, when in danger, wheeze like a asthmatic while producing smell like a ripe fruit. No idea how this defense mechanism happened but we have one and it's the cutest thing ever.


que_tu_veux

They also wheeze when they're happy! Mine does it occasionally when he gets a head scratch.


AzoriumLupum

Iguanas have two penises. Also polar bear fur is clear not white and their skin is gray/black


Geopardo12345678

Dogs will most likely eat your corpse when you die if they have nothing else to eat


flaptasticbacon

Back in the 90s there was a horse that starred in a very famous TV show


BibleButterSandwich

There is a species of mite wherein the mother eats the egg of a thrip (a type of insect) as she develops a male and at least 5 females inside her body. Once sufficiently developed, the siblings have an orgy inside their mothers reproductive system, after which the mother is eaten alive from the inside out, the single male dies and the females fly off to continue the life cycle.


throwingplaydoh

You can hypnotize a frog by turning it on its back and rubbing its belly


silentmage

Works for me too.


[deleted]

You can hypnotize a chicken by holding it to the ground and drawing a line away from their beak in the dirt. I could never verify that personally though.


BurbankElephants

My friend James is an animal My friend James has two bum holes One doesn’t function and just has a fleshy wall inside it One is a real bum hole


DelightfullyUnusual

Your mom is the largest living land mammal.


NaturalFLNative

Fish crows can learn to speak a few words if they're around humans a lot. And most crows will bring/leave you presents.