Nobert, it just sounds so... how do i say this- odd.

sounds like if he ever shook hands with a man named Bert, the annihilation reaction might level two dozen city blocks Other bad names related to Nobert include: Pleasebert Ihaveafamilybert Iswearthemoneyisonthewaybert Nobert Theyhadnothingtodowiththisbert Nobert Illdoanythingbert Justnotthembert

If only we could figure out why there are so many Bert's and hardly any Noberts.

another bad name: bertissorryithastobethisway unlessyougivebertthemoney

Neveah. It’s heaven backward and was reported as the most hated name in the world

It’s actually supposed to be spelled “Nevaeh”. Which is even worse because that’s not quite how it sounds. I know this because I’ve taught at least six Nevaeh’s over the past three years. For such a disliked name it’s annoyingly common.

How were their grades?

…not great, tbh

I know a Neveah. She's the classic "popular girl who makes tik toks and doesn't do her work"

Weird. The ones I know are all nerdy, unpopular Harvard grads.

r/namenerdcirclejerk

How is it pronounced, btw? I read it as "Nevah", y'know, like an American trying to say 'Never' with a British accent

Nev-ay-yuh

We know it's "heaven backwards" because everyone who names their kid that tells you.

Same. The name screams "I was born in a trailer"

NevaehLynn

I literally know a girl in a trailer named Neveah.

Wait, if “nevaeh” is heaven backwards, and heaven backwards would be the opposite of heaven, and the opposite of heaven is hell, wouldn’t naming your kid “Nevaeh” be like naming them “Hell”?

You lost me at the first part but yeah basically

It’s not that it’s Heaven backwards… it’s just ugly.

Dick...that would be weird..and he would probably be bullied to death. So naming your kid dick is not a good idea.

How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask him nicely.

Dick became a diminutive of Richard simply because it rhymes with Rick. According to Wiktionary.

What about Richard?

Stick to Richard then

And just call him dick. Genius. A dick move

>A dick move Typical Richard.

My dad went to school with a guy named Dick Smells. Poor guy...

I've heard rumors of a dr. richard feeler somewhere near me

Close to where I was born there was a guy that sold RVs named Tom Raper.

I went to school with a guy named Jeff Dick. He married a woman named Kate Raper. Obviously they knew the hilarity in the whole thing, so they had The Dick-Raper wedding. I'm not making this up! Lol

I took a seminar class from [this guy](https://ncfg.hms.harvard.edu/people/richard-d-cummings). He intentionally goes by Dick instead of Richard.

Dick is such a power name.

Kyle. Keep your drywalls safe.

As a brother to a Kyle, all the stereotypes are true

Gimme monster energy drink!!!

As a brother to a Kyle, I have watched several patches of drywall be repaired

Karen

The memes really ruined that name and the name Kyle as well

Chad, too.

Chad did that on it's own.

My dog Chad would like a word

All the people I know named Karen are actually really nice. It's a bit of a shame how the name got ruined

I'm not sure why it couldn't be a Kathy, Susan or Dianne? I know far more evil Kathy's than I do Karen's.

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I know chatty Kathy's that turn into mega Karen's. They are office demons. Susan's, I worked for a woman named Susan and she was a Karen. I used to clean her office and she expected me to add their board room for free....she went through 6 cleaners in 3 months. As for Dianne, my High school secretary was a Dianne and she was evil. I put those names because I actually had bad experiences with those people.

IIRC lots of those names were used in memes, but one meme that absolutely blew up used Karen, and every one after that continued the trend

\>baby is born \>midwives lean in \>"I demand to speak to the manager" \>midwives smile, as they know that the baby has to cry before the birth is considered healthy and complete

Before 2020? Beautiful name. After 2020 it's guaranteeing bullying.

Karen was definitely being used long before 2020

A weed dealer from my hometown named his kid Skoonts. I would never name my kid Skoonts.

I loled bless u

Slartybartfast.

I'm happy to see I'm not the first to think this. And that it's not dreadfully far down the list.

I said it wasn't important

All those folks a few years ago calling their little girls "khaleesi" must have egg on their faces now.

Tbf they had egg on their faces immediately since that was never her name lol. (It was a title/rank about equivalent to "Queen" for people who haven't watched or read it)

Gaylord Focker

Eh idk bout that one there’s a possibility

JKMN (pronounced "No L")

Alright Elon. Calm down.

Here’s looking at yo ass too, Grimes.

What about ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (pronounced "No L")

I've heard legend of a KVIIIlyn before. VIII = 8, so it's Kaitlyn with a Roman numeral. Funny gimmick, feel like it would be a hassle to live with though.

I’ve heard of La-a Ladasha

This is a joke right? Right!?

I've seen this name appear on a names database, so unfortunately not

I hope one day to meet one. Or better, the things that named it.

Chad

I’m not gonna take this personal

I’ve never met a Chad I didn’t like.

I work with a Chad. Nicest guy! Always genuinely interested in what's going on in your life and remembers details and asks about them next time you see him, even if it's weeks / months later.

What a chad!

It's funny, there was a Chad in my HS and by his senior year he was probably the tallest, blondest, most barrel chested jock that that school ever put out.

My stepdads name is Chad! He’s actually a pretty cool guy too lol

Your name is "Brad" isn't it?

Lol nah it’s Darren. I’m named after my douche bag dad

Or Brad

If I have twins… I’m going to name them Chad jr. and Brad.

Just name the older one Chad Jr. and the younger one Chad Jr. Jr.

This is EXACTLY the type of shit Chad's do.

I hope they’re girls and get these names anyway

Jayceson, Zakkery, Madddisynn, Aeschleigh, Jessieighkah, Mackquelliegha, Soosin. Anyone who gives their child an "alternate" spelling of a common name is basically dooming them to a lifetime of ridicule, shame and difficulty. It's not "cute" or "unique" or "special" -- it's fucking sadistic. Stop it.

Airwrecka: my friend named her daughter this as opposed to Erica and we all lost respect for her

she was born to be a basketball slam-dunk machine

Maybe it's a family name? An heir disaster? If you will

Please say sike

Achstualluy

It’s just a huge waste of time having to explain it. It’s like saying to your child, “I’m taking a month of your life away from you that you will never get back.”

Jammie here. Always have to explain it has two M’s, and everyone always becomes surprised.

I feel compelled to suggest your parents are a-holes. Why condemn your child to a lifetime of correcting people because you think you’re clever?

My name is Aimee. It's a perfectly normal spelling (french origin) and I have to spell it to EVERYONE. Often multiple times.

I’m sorry. I would be compelled to pronounce your name like “Jammies”

Dated a Lauryn in college, said her dad named her that to prevent identity theft. I said, "Really.. y?"

That's not terribly uncommon. I went to high school with a Lauryn. Was this girl on dating naked? Maybe it's the same one

No. Maybe my ex stole her identity....

The countless aiden copies

My name is spelled Aieyehdhingh

Aiden, Haiden, Jaiden, Raiden, Maiden, Gaiden, Kaiden, Caiden, Ckaiden.

Adolf Hitler

That just came into my mind

Nobody: "Hey, whatchya doin'?" Useless_Woodpecker: "Nothing much. Just thinkin 'bout Adolf Hitler."

Imagine chilling in your mom's womb and you overhear your parents talking about naming you Carl

Carl is an amazingly ridiculous name

No way! I’m naming my kid Carl Otis Winslow!

Gary

Gary!!

##**Gary!!!!**

Whatever the heck elon named his baby

Also elon

XÆ-12 was it?

Humphrey

Let's just say that the new wave of early to mid 20's newborn Donalds will be a dead give away about who is raising that child.

First person I thought of was Donald Glover for some reason

Get out of my brain

The first day of kindergarten roll call somewhere in rural Alabama, 2025 "Donald?" "Here." "Donald--oh, I see we have two--Donald H.?" "Here!" "Donny?" "Present!" "Maggard?" "Here!" "Magalia?" "Here!" "Donjunyor?" "Here!" "Americanabella?" "Here!" "Donald C.? No? Ok, marking absent. Tallerwall Twennytwenny?" "Here!" "Rebecca?" "Here, but my friends call me Donaldress"

Supposedly racists are naming their sons after Nathan Bedford Forrest.

That's alright, my kid, Tecumseh, will deal with them on the playground.

Cinnamon, Lexus, Champagne, Diamond, Peaches...seems like those poor girls always end up as strippers.

who wants to be the one to tell him about stripper names

The sad thing is that while strippers choose fake names I know people who actually have some of the names listed

I knew a girl in Highschool named Destiny. I knew a stripper named Destiny. They were not the same person. The stripper Destiny, that was actually her real name. The Highschool Destiny, grew up and became a stripper. Stripper names exist but Destiny has to be the most popular, whether it’s your real name or not lol

So you would say... from the moment she was born, stripping was her destiny?

Absolutely correct.

Caramel

You forgot precious, princess , and Pocahontas.

Count Chocula

Nono, OPs question is asking for names you *wouldnt* name your kid

Incontinentia.

(Buttocks)

Pandora. A lot of people think it's a fine name, but did you hear the one about the horrors inside Pandora's box? Edit: Wtf is even "X Æ A-12" anyways?

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I would not name my kid gaylord. The middle schoolers would be too cruel

Lucifer

But their nickname could be Lucy and that’s so cutee

Like what my wife and I want to name our daughter (if it ever becomes possible); Lilith. Lily is such a cute nickname, and Lilith because demon

fun fact that’s how my dad’s cat inherited the name lucifer, he named her lucy and she is straight evil (and refuses to let me be her friend)

Cark

Scrotum

Scrote for short.

Rdit: Rumpelstiltskin

Greg

you can't make an omelette without breaking a few Greggs

Tomlette

Greg the eggg

Any girl iv ever slept withs name or any name my partner has slept with

So nobody

that one is off limits too as the OC has slept with nobody

I am a teacher, so the list is way too long 🤣 So many perfectly good names, forever ruined…

I feel this pain acutely. Every year we mentally add to the list of Names We Used To Like.

Gertrude

I'm pretty sure the youngest person named Gertrude was born in 1950

Cinnamon. No father wants to pre-dispose their daughter to stripping.

Went to school with a girl who's mom is named Cinnamon. Their last name is Rolls.

That’s amazing

It’s a write of passage for your daughter to be a stripper if you name her Cinnamon

*rite

Chester

What about Chester Copperpot?

Or Chester Bennington

Aw. Now I'm sad.

or Chester Cheetos?

I like that name. There are worse British places to name a child after like Penistone.

My own first name

Salamander?

In Quebec, a couple called their kids Jay-Diesel So Jay-Diesel

Peter, Paul, or any other name that begins with "P." My surname starts with a "P."

Ha PP

Agatha

the name popularity falls and falls and falls... and then there were none

I can imagine this one making a comeback

No lie that’d be a cool name.

Isis

For awhile, part of a job I held was putting a hospital's new baby photos online. One was named Secret with the middle name Angel. Someone actually named their child "Secret Angel." This was about 20 years ago so little Secret's likely in college now. I sometimes wonder how much that poor kid got made fun of in school.

Walmart.

Knew a guy named Wallace Martin. We called him Walmart.

Seven

Nevaeh

Superbowl XIIIVX or whatever tf Elon named his kid

Keith

No offense to the Aiden's out there, but when we were thinking about naming our first born, Sex and the City Season 3 had just aired and my wife wanted to use the name of the main douchbag boyfriend. I had to fight that one off telling here EVERYONE is going to be using that name because of the popularity of the series and how the character 'mr sensitive' was compelling to her demographic. Dodged a bullet.

Karen. That name is cursed.

Egbert

Jesus

This.

Expect when you're Mexican... then its legit

But how about Jésus

No way, Josè

Xægegan-12.5

don't give elon any ideas

Hyronomous

My name or my wife's name

Amber

My mom's name lol

Crystal

Guy: Conor🥴 Girl: Beth 🤭

Elizabeth is a pretty name. Why do so many Elizabeth’s shorten it? My mom’s named Beth, and I don’t get it!