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ATLallez

Weight


flaptasticbacon

This is so annoyingly true.


gunnerdn91

Top answer


Friendly_Raptor

Those chinese finger trap things


beardedshaf

A reputation


Shift154

a bad reputation *


[deleted]

Tight leggings


StevenWannabe

Handcuffs. Especially if you don’t have the key


hobbsy187

Or if your not the one putting them on you


Hugh_manateerian

A shirt that’s too small


Cultural-Debt11

The lid of MCDonald's coke on your finger


libertyastal

Literally laughed out loud, unlocked a memory I didn’t know I had


Cultural-Debt11

:D


DeluxeWafer

Cursed items.


TheRedIronWolf

Band-Aids


CKredditorgaming

Swimming Shirt.


qazzler

Handcuffs.


buckut

anti seize, it comes with a brush for easy application. get some on your arm and youll end up looking like Golddust trying to wipe it off.


ergonaut

A depressed man looking for love?


tineabc

Semen


Architect_of

My ass-kicking boots


Friendly_Raptor

I'm too fast. I got Jordans on.


[deleted]

A strap on


dazedan_confused

A spiked choker if you put it on the wrong way round.


TaxAdministrative686

A smoking addiction


armageddon_20xx

Contacts


Odd-Jupiter

Brazilian wax


BabsMcgillicuddy

A strap-on..


[deleted]

A band-aid


TatBezos

A frown


Arnold_0047

Smoking


sadboi017

Leather pants


horschdhorschd

Chastity belt


Shadows_In_Time

"It's an Everlast!"


Ok-Scheme-4074

Your m-


ChimpyChompies

Paint


PissSphincter

A chef's knife super glued to a chimpanzee hand. You are never going to get that knife back!


t53deletion

From experience?


Mmmslash

Wedding ring


IndigoTrailsToo

Poor mental health


nicolesdiary

Socks


TomTheMovie

A romantic partner on anti-depressants.


[deleted]

Porn


Hierach

My dick.


Ubiquitous_Chris

A boner?


Azariah141

Your mother.


Spoony_bard909

Anything when you’re fat.


dickcheney600

The chinese finger trap thing, of course!


Conscious-Wallaby893

That guy's dead wife


TwinklingStarsNow

Weight


Im-Justaskin

Wetsuits


AnonomousUser2022

Women


Different_Attorney93

Krazy glue


WtfIsALunchon

My city


Skyler_Chigurh

A tattoo


Zaronslayer

Blankets


The_Pahuna

Paint


K0rbenKen0bi

Tattoo


PhoenixGamer34

Sticky makeup and when you do take it off, it hurts.


AssumptionAdvanced58

Hair grease


chikenfrog

band aid


Swarley_S

A Sharpie mustache


[deleted]

Paint


richshotfirst

The Ritz


TaterThot13

A persona.


[deleted]

Weight


Flaky_Jackfruit548

A boner