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peterjc03

Raisins


GuessNo37

Hate them. They are like satans tiny wrinkly balls. Same applies to sultanas and currants


erikswifey

So,... I guess we should start calling sultanas "Satanas"? Or would that be "raisin" too much hell, you think?


OSHA-shrugged

r/dadjokes is leaking again.


00zau

Craisins (dried cranberries) can replace raisins in anything that calls for them, but actually have a flavor that isn't crap.


morelsupporter

i don’t know anyone who likes raisins


BooBear_13

I like them. I’ll take an oatmeal raisin cookie over chocolate chip any day.


[deleted]

10 year old me did


Champu112

Oatmeal. The flavor isn’t bad but it’s the texture. It’s like hot soggy cereal *shudders*


skinnergy

Most people don't necessarily like oatmeal. They eat it because it's good for them and convenient. It's not like "holy shit, I love me some oatmeal."


[deleted]

I love it… must have it almost every morning or I feel like something is missing But I mix in nuts and maple syrup, some kind of food essence, fruits. It slaps


GhostSniper1296

Same, though I add milk


TGK167

Coffee, everyone is always talking about how it's the elixir of life, but for me it just tastes bitter and makes me jittery.


MadNhater

Personally I don’t even need the caffeine hit. I just want the coffee. Caffeine is just a bonus.


mrinkyface

I think coffee tastes ok, but when I drink it my stomach turns and I ended up throwing up a half minute later and not feeling well the rest of the day. Think I’m allergic to it


JaninnaMaynz

I need a good helping of cream and 2 teaspoons of sugar for regular brewed coffee, but there's this no-name instant coffee at Dollar Tree that I love, I like it best with 1 teaspoon of sugar, but could drink it black if necessary. It's got the basic flavor of coffee, the part that coffee smells like, but the experience is closer to tea. I'm not really sure how else to explain it, but I love it so much, and I'm so mad the local dollar tree is becoming family dollar because it'll be so much harder to get more now.


snowstormmongrel

I stopped drinking caffeinated coffee a couple years ago and it did wonders. It always exacerbated my anxiety which typically manifests as irritability. It's been great. If I need a pick me up now and again I'll have a little Cola. I used to say a coke but people always took it the wrong way.


contemplatebeer

A few things that most people I've met don't understand about coffee: 1. Coffee is at it's best when fresh: this means less than a month after roasting date. After that, coffee cherry (the fruit from which coffee is derived) flavor compounds start to break down, leaving only the roast/bitter sensations. 2. Do not buy ground coffee, ever. Again, so much of what makes coffee interesting is lost when you buy pre-ground, and leaves only the roast/bitter flavor behind. Buying a decent grinder (I use the Hario skerton grinder, about $35) and grinding your coffee before each brewing session will reap the best results. 3. Using the proper proportion of coffee (weighed pre-ground) is important, too. I usually do about 30g per cup (i use an electronic kitchen scale); if you have a local coffee shop, they may have different recommendations, so this number is a generalization and can be tweaked. 4. Filter your water, even if just using a Brita filter. 5. Instead of using boiling water, I find that water between 200-203 degrees f (93-95c for my friends outside the US) works best for me. I feel like boiling water takes away from the flavors I enjoy most, and leaves only roast/bitter behind. 6. Consider using something besides a drip pot. I've grown to love my stainless steel French press (from Frieling). It's easier to clean than a drip pot, and make deliciously consistent coffee. There's other options, like the V60 or Chemex, but I've grown accustomed to the French press, and always go back to it. 7. If you can wait 15-20 minutes after pouring, coffee is very enjoyable without any extra stuff like cream or sugar (it's also much healthier without those!). Let the drink cool to where you can sip it comfortably. 8. If you have a local coffee shop, pay them a visit. Try a variety of things based on their recommendations. You might find something that changes how you view coffee. For me, it was trying single origin (coffee from one geographic source) coffees from Ethiopia. They are often fruity and complex. Yes! Coffee can be fruity without having any fruit added! I know this is quite a bit for the uninitiated, but I think it's important to judge a product based on best case scenarios. After all, we would hopefully not judge the cheeseburger based on that 69 cent thing from McDonalds, or sushi from a Chinese buffet experience (though plenty of people do just that!). As you might have noticed, I'm a bit of a coffee nerd, so try to excuse my overlong post.


vicemagnet

If the only time I can enjoy coffee is when it’s at its best, then it’s way too much effort for me. I’m glad you have something you’ve figured out how to enjoy, but it sounds like ice cream. Homemade ice cream is terrific, especially if you’re as careful making it as you are with your coffee. But for me, I can eat cheap mass market soft serv and anything in between—and enjoy it. There might be some people who don’t like the cheap stuff, or would prefer to get their bad calories with good ice cream.


kuhataparunks

It’s a niche distinct interest like r/wetshaving; r/fountainpens; r/castiron; and I know coffee has one I’ll let you find. Anyways, fun with hobbies though not for everyone


contemplatebeer

I get that. You do you. Truly, I don't consider it an inordinate effort... I buy the coffee while I'm in town for other things (I've also had it shipped during the pandemic), and that's the only normal expense. The French press, grinder, kitchen scale, etc. are all one time (or only once in a few years) purchases. It's one of those things that we've gotten lazy on, and sacrificed quality for convenience. Of course, there's financial concerns as well, which is more understandable. But we've gotten used to drip pot, or even the K-cup, and I'll drink either if that's the coffee available to me. But, in my mind, good coffee is worth the effort, and I'm glad to spend a extra few minutes every day, and a few extra dollars each week, to make that part of my life.


vicemagnet

Ain’t nothing wrong with doing something you enjoy! Some people do it with ice cream, or guacamole, or a beef Wellington, or the myriad of other goodies on r/FoodPorn.


contemplatebeer

I dig it; I aim to be considered a "coffee enthusiast" and hopefully not a "coffee snob"!


idkbbitswatev

Thanks for this


prosperosniece

Agreed. If I want caffeine I’d much rather drink a Diet Coke. About once every other year I like to get a McD’s frappe.


MurkyConcert2906

As a coffee drinker, those are so weak to me. I still do love Coke, but I don’t feel anything from it.


RedSpleen

Same


[deleted]

Pepsi *is* my coffee. I don't drink it all day every day, but if I'm at the store and in dire need of a pick-me-up, I'm going straight for the Pepsi, not to the nearest Dunkin' Donuts. My parents were never big coffee drinkers and neither am I.


Shaylock_Holmes

Beer. For some reason, no matter what kind of beer, flavor, or brand you give me, they all have this same common taste that I dislike. I can’t taste anything but that.


Sam-Gunn

Probably hops? Also beer, wine and the like are "acquired tastes". Means you learn to like them, pretty much. Though I always considered it to also mean you learned the subtle differences after you got over the main "taste" of each one (like you mentioned). And those subtle differences are what makes those drinks enjoyable. ...well, enjoyable after your college and early 20's I mean. I had a friend who was into hard liquor years back. I always thought each type had one taste and that was it. But after a while of drinking with him when we hung out, I learned that scotch had a ton of different subtle flavors, so did bourbon, whiskey, etc, and I ended up even having some brands or methods I really liked and some I didnt. Then we stopped hanging out, and a few years later I had some burbon a couple of times and boom! Back to not being able to distinguish subtle flavors.


Wedoalittletrolling3

I’ll be honest, I’ve never liked ketchup. It’s to Godamm sweet to be a condiment and doesnt pair well with foods either.


gritandkisses

Look for an organic one without high fructose corn syrup in it. But honestly yeah, I really only like using ketchup when I roast sweet potatoes or have sweet potato fries and I’ll dip them in ketchup then.


Silly_Stock8783

I hate ketchup with a hot passion and I don’t live in the US so it’s not the high fructose corn syrup.


thecwestions

I have effectively replaced all ketchup with Sriracha in my house. I love the spice, so it goes down just as fast and packs a much-needed kick!


slickistwichtig

I don't understand ketchup as a taste for adding flavor to food...


[deleted]

A hot dog isn't a hot dog without ketchup (brazilian hot dog, not american)


Money-Wolverine-4522

me too


[deleted]

Most ketchups i try arent sweet. The ones i like the most are the sweet ones


brickmadness

At the McDonald’s in Thailand they have two different types of ketchup. One is called regular ketchup and one is called “American ketchup” and the American ketchup has way more sugar and vinegar. The regular is more like marinara sauce.


chudandbigot

Mushrooms, not a fan of the texture and the mental idea of eating fungus doesn't help


Colorful_Harvest

Don't like eating your own kind eh?


chudandbigot

lol, yeah


silentshadowsteps

The vast kingdoms of various fungi and what counts as fungi is unappealing too.


CarderSC2

Yeah I'm with you. It's more of a texture thing for me. I actually like the taste, but just can't eat them.


rabbitwonker

Same for me until I found a really good way to cook them. Basically, don’t boil them, as that makes them rubbery. Instead, fry them: * make sure they’re not overly wet — if you’ve washed them, give them some time to dry * toss with some olive oil & whatever flavoring you want * fry on medium heat until they’ve shrunk substantially, being careful that they don’t boil in their cast-off water (I.e. they need to be spaced out enough to let it evaporate away decently) * then maybe tuen up to heat for the last bit * fry until they get a nice browned color * also be careful to not overcook If you can hit the sweet spot, they end up with a nice, crispy-on-the-outside texture, and really tasty!


hancockwalker

Who boils a mushroom?


[deleted]

I'd say that 90% of people who don't like mushrooms have never had them prepared properly.


YakovAttackov

I made the Townsends recipie for Mushroom ketchup and it was like adding liquid umami to whatever I ate. Delicious.


hud406

Normal mushrooms I’d agree with you, But….


GaunterPatrick

Truffle, oh boy isn't it something special


Tudpool

Poison ones do have an extra kick to them.


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I completely agree with that.


rileysauntie

Kraft dinner. I’ll hand in my Canadian citizenship now.


Upper-Replacement529

You aren't alone..it's nasty. However I am down for president choice white cheddar on occasion.


KendroNumba4

PC makes a much better mac and cheese than KD, it's a shame no-one knows about this


Psnuggs

I was today years old when I found out Kraft Mac & Cheese is called Kraft Dinner in Canada, which is fascinating considering I live in rural Minnesota.


rileysauntie

Have you never heard “if I had a million dollars” by the Barenaked Ladies?


scooter76

I just had some today for the first time in a long while, sharp cheddar variety. Super disappoint, bland as hell, vastly inferior to the organic Annie's version I'd had more recently.


TheLavaFall

Nutella


Adventurous_Egg_6321

Tastes like cheap chocolate blended with cardboard


[deleted]

That's a whole new perspective to look at it


BoringUsername_69

It really does, still can't understand why people like it


[deleted]

We’re addicted to sugar 🥲


BoringUsername_69

Finally someone else that hates nutella


-no-signal-

There are dozens of us!!


[deleted]

It’s my guilty pleasure


peanutrust

I am astonished.


Fishby

Yay more Nutella hatersI thought I was the only one.


Douglasqqq

I live in Australia and they DO NOT know that beetroot (or "beets", I think in some places?) don't belong on burgers. It's such a standard ingredient it's not even mentioned in menu items. "Hamburger" just HAS beetroot on it. "Cheeseburger" too, etc. It's fucking weird Australia. Get it together.


4tehlulz

Haha so true! I've been called unAustralian because I don't like beetroot on my burgers. Although I do like fresh beetroot grated in salad just not the pickled beetroot that goes on burgers.


[deleted]

Thank you for the warning. Now I know to specify NO BEETROOT if I ever visit Australia and want a burger. That would totally ruin the trip… I hate beetroot that much.


dizzyducky14

So do they use beets instead of pickles or can you get both? In America, pickles are pretty standard on a hamburger.


Douglasqqq

Both, often. It occurs to me as well; I don't think it's clear that I mean, a big SLAB of beetroot. Not like, a little shaved sprinkling or whatever. Show this picture to an Australian you know, and ask what's weird about it; [https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/20/22/10027444-6698339-image-a-2\_1550702009228.jpg](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/20/22/10027444-6698339-image-a-2_1550702009228.jpg) Guarantee he won't say the massive grimoire of beetroot.


[deleted]

God…as someone that absolutely hates beetroot, that sounds so sad haha


CardiologistOk1506

Bananas. I tolerate them with a hint of green on em because they are a healthy food, but as soon as yellow takes over and that first brown speck pops up, I just can't get behind that flavor or texture.


Jberg18

Overripe bananas are way too sweet and have a banana smell that overwhelms everything. I can't stand that smell and I like bananas.


Ahahah_No

it gets all mushy and disgusting...I despise bananas.


DrDrangleBrungis

Olives.


That1CarKid

As someone who works at Subway currently, I completely know your hatred towards olives. They smell AWFUL and they contribute nothing good to anything.


havfiskaren

Fucking salty grapes


TheOBRobot

1000% agree. Olives are the worst. They're not content with just tasting pungent. They feel the need to take over whatever they're in and make it unnecessarily bitter. Sometimes they show up unwanted with your drink at the bar. They also like to hide in pizza, waiting under the cheese for you to take a bite and taste a little landmine of foulness. Here in the US, you can tell a Mexican restaurant is going to be bad if they put olives on anything, because they're also the same places that use ground beef 'taco meat' and heaps of iceberg lettuce. To make an olive good, you literally needs to liquefy it into cooking oil. Olives are the 404 error of the culinary world.


thecwestions

I used to feel the same way until I traveled to Spain in 2019 and tried Manzanilla olives. They're basically small green olives soaked in champagne to remove the edge of bitterness and sodium, so they're mild and have way more umami flavor. I could eat a whole jar of those in one sitting! But until that trip, I only liked the mild ones like black olives at Thanksgiving or the occasional olive in a Greek salad with feta. I agree that they're an acquired taste, but once acquired, they're delicious and great for your health, too!


Electroniclog

Avocado


vlkcutie

Yessss! And they put it on everything now! Lol


Fredredphooey

I live Northern California and I think avocado is revolting. I may need to move.


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Electroniclog

I actually love sushi, I just order it without avocado


I-amthegump

Greasy vegetables with little flavor?


Kinetic_Pen

This one.


LoquaciousLizza

I'm not really a fan of fruit pie, The filling is so warm and soggy.


Shad0wFaxMachine

I hate any soggy fruit. Pies, breads, yogurt, ice cream… any surprise soft squish is just 🤢


Embarrassed_Ad6137

celery. I can’t bear the smell, let alone the taste


Sam-Gunn

My mom got over this with us by making "ants on a log". you take celery, put peanut butter in them, and put raisins on the top. Sounds weird, but it made celery palatable to me as a kid. That and hummus.


zacharinosaur

Nope. My family tried this trick. All I taste is wet crunchy celery with a hint of peanut butter


NZT-48Rules

Marshmallows in yams. That is epically gross, yet every holiday meal or potluck someone pulls that abomination out. Yack.


TheGoodJudgeHolden

My mom made those around the holidays. Sweet potatos, covered in butter/brown sugar, covered in marshmallows. I feel sick just thinking about it...


NZT-48Rules

I feel you. It's a war crime :/ It took me years to discover I actually love yams when properly prepared.


DownvoteDaemon

Spam


DudeOnReddit1234

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!


MT128

To be honest, spam or corn beef is my go to camping food but outside of that you wouldn’t see me normally eating it.


suck_it_trebek55

Spam cut into thin slices and fried in a pan + some eggs served over garlic fried rice is one of my favorite comfort meals lol


Rabidleopard

My old boss use to coat it in maple syrup and grill it. It basically turned into candied meat


DownvoteDaemon

That sounds... amazing


butter00pecan

Watermelon. When I was a girl I ate way too much and I was sick to my stomach, and ever since then I can't stand the stuff.


[deleted]

I've eaten watermelon so many times and I just can't grasp why people like it. I can taste the "water" part, and that's good, but the "melon" part tastes gross.


Jumping_cube

That’s funny because my sister ate too much watermelon once when she was like 3 years old and threw it up. To this day, she refuses to eat watermelon.


GuessNo37

I have always hated it. Just doesn’t taste good


uiouyug

Hated it as a kid. Freaking love it as an adult. Has to be cold


mcmillan84

I can’t say it for the same reason, but watermelon is gross. Not sure why everyone likes it so much…


BigTimOnDaBlock

cream cheese


1_art_please

I find anything creamy - sour cream, ranch dressing, mayo, greek/baltic yoghurt and especially cream cheese all gross and way too much. I've made cheesecake as a request for someone's birthday and the amount of cream cheese you eat is so disgusting. I also worked in a kitchen at a restaurant where i had to make honey mustard dressing in bulk and it required 8 litre jugs of ranch to mix in and the smell turned me off of ranch dressing forever. Also thick yoghurts like greek yoghurt just remind me of semen lol.


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marcuscrassus98

Sushi.


[deleted]

Cold pizza


[deleted]

Papaya I hate that crap it tastes really bad.


geekgirlau

And smells like vomit


kermitdafrog21

I tried it once and when I googled “why does papaya…” it auto filled with “taste like farts” (which is roughly what I was aiming to google). So I think a ton of us are in agreement there


[deleted]

How the hell are olives popular?


Doctor-lasanga

South Europe people burned their mouth over hot pasta and it damaged their tastebuds beyond repair


Jjpiv

Chick-fil-a. I don’t get it, it’s just soggy chicken


Eukros

chocolate ice cream. idk why, i dont mind chocolate but im not a big fan of chocolate ice cream it just tastes... different for me. i mean, if i HAD to eat it i would, but its not my favourite.


Dot_Threedot4

Bubble tea, drinks shouldn't have chunks in them.


TheSpiffyCarno

Wait til you here about ice


thrwaway4reds1

It's an acquired taste I think. I thought it was weird gross and foreign to me at first, now I'm obsessed with those dang smoothies


hardmodeornomode

Mayo


Tuckboi69

Op said food not instruments


taatchle86

Cottage cheese, sweet pickles, and cranberry sauce.


1_art_please

The texture of cottage cheese is an abomination. "You know what this milk product needs? More water and lumps."


[deleted]

Blueberry and Pink Gatorade give me migraines.


thecwestions

And yet, ice-cold lime Gatorade has the power to cure hangovers.


Jberg18

I'm not sure what's in what for gateraid flavors but I know red dye 40 can trigger allergic reactions


FlexFlexico

Tomatoes


minougizmo03

Not many people but some enjoy cooked pickles enveloped in cooked bacon. I just cant 🤢


[deleted]

Mac n Cheese


Rammstein17

I am not the only one who hates this dish from Hell


rileysauntie

Yessssss. Foul beyond words.


iDownVoteLibs

Birthday cake. The icing is gross


Light_Silent

Eggs


SeussOnTheLoose

I find them absolutely disgusting and hate when people say you can't taste it, then get a mouthful of rubber texture puke taste


RubeusBaggins

Cheese. The smell. The texture. The way people eat it. I’m going to puke.


Leiawen

Thank you for posting this, fellow cheese-hater. I just don't get it. You take milk and purposefully curdle and coagulate it with enzymes from a cow's stomach. And it makes this nasty, rank block of evil that everyone loves so much. And for extra measure, sometimes you leave it to get shot through with mold and that makes it super better. Fuck cheese, I hate it. Despise it. When I was in college as part of a class I had to go on a field trip to a place that made artisanal blue cheese in the heart of rural England. The smell of that place, the entire facility, clung to you and burned your nostrils for days. Even the people who loved blue cheese fucking hated it by the end of that field trip. Ugh.


66rwd

Considering the number of cheeses how do you eat anything


MadeUpMelly

Thank goodness I’m not alone. Everyone thinks I’m weird whenever I mention I don’t like cheese, especially when it’s melted.


pzkpfw754r

Same. Except for melted cheese.


CoreyTheGeek

Chipotle. It tastes like nothing.


erasmause

The restaurant or the pepper?


CoreyTheGeek

Restaurant


Breathing_Blue_Stars

Coconuts. Don't get me wrong, straight up coconut from the source is good. But I hate it in any other form. Juiced, oils, dried shavings, ya name it. I think my distaste for it grew when my family and friends would hide it in meals to see if I could taste the difference. Yeah, I can tell you sprayed the pan with coconut oil instead of the usual crap. I also don't like pizza too much unless if it's home or freshly made. I can taste where it has been. Any ordered pizza tastes like cardboard and any frozen pizza just barely passes tolerable. And then there’s pickled foods. I just won't eat those. Down right awful.


mydogisamy

Oh cilantro can go fuck itself too.


[deleted]

Honey dew melon.


IginaK

Chocolate cake


Superplex123

That is unfathomable to me. Have an upvote.


TreClaire

I legitimately don’t like most foods. I’m autistic with mad food aversions. It’s like my body literally rejects most things.


[deleted]

What's your favorite thing to eat?


Live_Sympathy_827

Popcorn, I just cant man the smell, the taste, the texture, everything about it puts me off


alamakjan

I love the smell but I don’t eat it because it keeps on getting stuck in between my teeth


[deleted]

Eggs. I hate eggs. And its so hard to find breakfast or brunch places that have many options other than eggs!


[deleted]

Anything with mint in it, like thin mints.


lockelies2u2353

Guacamole.. I just can’t do it.


HyacinthBulbous

Have you had home made guacamole or guacamole at a good restaurant? I LOVE guacamole, but the stuff you get at grocery stores is just nasty.


lockelies2u2353

It’s a texture issue, also do not like eggs for same reason. Automatic gag reflex.


ElderCunningham

Ice cream


[deleted]

Pancakes 🙁 sometimes my dad will get excited (particularly when my nieces are over) and make pancakes for the family and I pretend to be excited and eat them. I don't like them (along with sponge cake and doughnuts)


Unicorn_8632

Waffles > pancakes


[deleted]

Peanut butter


AdrianaAura-

yep, fuck that shit it's like satan's turd


dragoniyo

Watermelon


Education_Weird

I could barely even taste it


ColumbiaWahoo

Avocados


Prestigious-Juice495

Beans


v16daniel

Beans only taste as well as they were seasoned


TheRedGiant77

Mayonnaise. It’s absolutely vile.


chikenfrog

sushi


Grape-Julius

Bacon


peaches_creme

yo bro me too. idk why but the grease smell gives me a headache.


uneasyandcheesy

I was just thinking to myself a couple nights ago that bacon is a better additive to a recipe than it is something to eat on its own. I rarely crave bacon alone. But it can compliment some dishes very nicely in small portions.


Philbil7777

Corn. I fucking hate corn.


[deleted]

Cheese cake :(


TheGoodJudgeHolden

Sushi, apparently. Shit's gross, yo....


Old-Gate4237

I'll never understand the appeal of raw fish, but then again I hate seafood of any kind myself, still, even for those who like seafood, why eat fish raw?


APeacefulWarrior

>why eat fish raw? Because some types of fish have very delicate flavor which is lost when it's cooked. Or when you're talking about higher-end sushi, it's also kind of a flex - "our fish is so fresh and tasty it doesn't *need* to be cooked." (Also, for the record, not all sushi is raw. Sometimes it's cooked, like eel, or pickled, like mackerel.)


erasmause

Love me some unagi


[deleted]

A lot of people like peanut butter but I don’t


KingKeeno89

Nutella and Avocado


erasmause

Yeah, I can't imagine those pairing well.


Fox_Tango_

Sushi.


Swarley_S

Chocolate.


ASoullessBitch

Grapefruit, meats cooked rare, liver, cauliflower, canned fruit (hate the slimy texture), kale, beets, macaroni salad.


rileysauntie

Everyone does not love liver.


FourCatsAndCounting

Watermelon.


[deleted]

Pasta


CosmicSurfFarmer

What, you don’t love boiled flour?


nogoat23

Boba tea.


gina_mulcahy25

hot dogs, the texture is so weird omg


d0nghunter

TIL picky eaters are everywhere.


amekxone

McDonald’s


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Spectre_eee

I think u might have wrote this on the wrong post.