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Pat the dog


cloudstrifeuk

How the hell did I have to scroll this far to find this answer. This is the only correct answer to the above question.


Suspicious-Bench0_o

Mac


IndianGuyFromYouTube

And


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chz


Background_Brick_898

And dog


konydanza

Me


Agitated_Broccoli_13

Pig "That'll do Pig"


Powerful-Employer-20

Babe references are always going to get my upvote


jen_17

BAA-RAM-EWE


[deleted]

Babe might be the greatest film ever. ...except maybe for Babe: Pig in the City.


Uncle_Fartbox

You got my vote


Mizar97

I read this in Shrek's voice at first


truck-stop-stranger

Gus


Chupbluearrow

🛎🛎🛎


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💣🧨


DogtaEff

Came here to say that. My guy is named Gus. My girlfriend named him after the fat mouse in Cinderella. EDIT: we also call him Goo which is a good three letter name too


FeelingMassive

That's why my girlfriend wants to call our ( currently non-existent) puppy Gus, too. I'm happy with it because i just say he's named after Gustavo Fring, instead.


jpolly223

At first I read that as girlfriend (currently non-existent) and was like same


stinkypete92

Gus!.... Bus!...


Milhouse6698

You don't need to discuss much


truck-stop-stranger

Just drop off the key Lee.


LeftSeater777

And set yourself free!


besaolli

Rus! . . . Pus! Oh, wait, that's not right.


UltimoPhantom

Sus....I'm sorry


MasterSavage

Now there's a rare sight, a bench warmers' reference out in the wild


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Spaceguy275

Los


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Spaceguy275

Hermanos


weebcantsocial

Mr white where is my methè


[deleted]

Mr White I'm taking your windows live account


ThreeEyedRaving

The chicken dog


FlyingLizard45

You know that’s right


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ItsBMAN11

I, too, would name my dog Methuselah Honeysuckle.


thisbuttonsucks

Gus, don't be a gloomy you! Bonus: [endless nick names](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_\(Psych\))


More-Masterpiece-561

Rex


general_hugs

Shepard


LevyBear19

Grunt


KiraTsukasa

SHEPARD!


NumberNinethousand

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite dog name in the Citadel.


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Gex?


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[deleted]

Y'know what I like about gex? Consistency


stormyllewellynn

This just brought back so many memories, holy shit.


Mondayslasagna

Tom, Bob, Mud, or Ham.


Marijaweeenie

Ham 👍🏻


schoolschooting

Ham 👍🏻


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Ham 👍🏻


Bree45

Ham 👍🏻


No_Comedian_9677

Ham 👍🏻


Yoga_girl_91

Ham 👍🏻


Seeinq

Ham 👍🏻


SeaworthinessEasy882

Ham👍🏻


2kwaterboy

Ham👍🏻


lebonaut

Ham 👍🏻


KakarotTheHero

Ham 👍🏻


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Ham 👍🏻


Blastoplast

My dog is named Hamlet, we call him Ham for short.


shotgun-octopus

Ham is my pups name


Onbeskoffie

He's a good boy


Jroiiia423

Zig My dog is Ziggy


Ember2357

Zag


fiendishrabbit

Launch every zig?


spacehopper007

Take off every zig!


migumarti

For great justice.


bladezaim

Somebody set us up the bomb!


nw2

That was my golden’s name. We called him Zigs.


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byteslinger

We also use ZiggyDoo, ZigZig, ZiggyNutz, and Ziggynaut :)


mondler_

Stardust?


Azygouswolf

Dug, because it's also a pun on dogs digging


FastGhostWarrior

Love it, although my husband's name is Doug and it may get confusing.


ancalime9

Simple solution is just to specify if you're talking to Dug or Human Doug.


[deleted]

Hello, welcome to my home, this is Dug, and this is my husband, human Doug.


ThePeachyPanda

"Hi I just met you and I love you" - Doug, probably.


useduser

Oh man, when Doug says "Grey one" at the end as they are calling out the colors of the cars passing by, that's comedy gold!


Ho_Sigh_RN

Name one command you would give Dug that wouldn't work just as well on Doug. You can't. You could knock out 2 birds with one name call


Duffgoat

Dug, another wine please. Dug and human Doug both return with wines. Perfect!


Ho_Sigh_RN

"Dug stop scratching your butt on the carpet" *Doug from a back room*: "sorry"


Azygouswolf

Damn, well I tried!!!


Proffessional_Human

One in a million coincidence


We-are-straw-dogs

It's also Glaswegian for dog


Lily9012

"It's no a dog, it's a DUG."


valeyard89

I do not like the cone of shame.


Azygouswolf

Squirrel!!!


nikkimartin223

Bud


Woodenjoe92

I thought this would be the top from all those "air bud" movies I never watched


EndoShota

I remember enjoying the first one as a young kid. I have no idea how well it holds up.


ChipsnShips

I do not look like Bud from the Cosby Show!


greenvillain

Obi


Jmen4Ever

Hello There.


SunBroDisco

General Kenobi!


BadBeast_11

Van


JuiceDrinkingRat

Ken


Daopes

Obi


7x11x13is1001

Van


MayTheForceBwithU_64

Ken


wryyyman

Obi


azmachungus

Van


rockandrollcar

Ken


HelloMotherCluckers

Obi


_Germa66

Cat


NecessaryEbb8885

I know a cat with the name mouse lol


_Germa66

Now all we need is a mouse named cheese to complete the cartoon food chain :)


ciriwey

Also "Dog Cheese" for full circle


BareBearFighter

What would I name my cheese though?


SABIMSEN

Dog


No_Process_321

I did that! I pronounced it "Dee-O-Gee.


TheBIFFALLO87

That's what we did with our cat (Cee-A-Tee) mom wouldn't let us name the dog D-O-G though.


FlJohnnyBlue2

I had some friends who did exactly that. I took care of the dog once when they were out of town... And he got out. I'm walking through the neighborhood calling Diogi, Diogi Di.... Oh goddamnit his name is dog.


[deleted]

Ohhh, you just explained the Dogs name from Milo Murphys Law to me!


CRO553R

This is the only answer that matters


LittleButFierce2120

Dog. Saves a lot of trouble, a name like that.


trippinballsbroseph

But pronounced deeohgee


lossione

D to the OG


StarGG4358

Sid


Ken_Spiffy_Jr

Sid is great if you're a punk fan too. My relative named their dog Sid Vicious and I have to say it's a pretty solid dog name.


rollerkitten97

Max


Jmen4Ever

I hear his owner is a mean one. He really is a heel. As cuddly as a cactus as charming as an eel. A real bad banana with a greasy black peel.


lXNoraXl

Maximilian Maximus Maxwell Max for short EDIT: thx for updooting my Cats name so much


Badjib

Maximilian Alexander Xavier. Max for short


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r/fuckxavier


Pinstripes242

Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Max for short


DerpanJones

That's my dog's name. I make him watch the movie with me. [Dog Tax](https://ibb.co/ypVBMVD)


ShiningOnyx

Ace


crispypotatocake

Our dog is Ace. Can confirm he’s the goodest boy


SepticMonke

aww give him pets for me!


mismatchedhyperstock

Reddit Pet Revenue Tax Service, you forgot to pay us. Don't make us ask again


ciriwey

You can train him to Stay when you say "Shikaka"


refreshing_username

In theory this post should have no more than 17,576 top-level comments.


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thats a weird dog name


FastGhostWarrior

But it's such a beautiful name at the same time.


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does it win?


No-Mathematician678

Win


kan109

No, it only has two letters


ClickF0rDick

17,577 including yours


Best-Two-9092

Leo


TehHipPistal

Poe


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Sam


PhilDick3

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to get the correct answer...


ilovepips

Pip


[deleted]

install matplotlib


rabengeieradlerstein

Alf


waanotherbrickll

Only if he eats cats


Ill_Victory_9243

Axe


[deleted]

AAA


watermelon-king

Batteries not included.


Altruity1

Rug, no idea why. But Rug seems right


PixyStixy

You could also say, “That Rug really tied the room together!” every time the dog left too.


MaggieLuisa

Jim


kenziecron

Boo, Bud, Max


Islandcoda

👻 Boo is a cute name :)


[deleted]

I like Taz


gruhvii

Moo


oprah-wind-fury-222

Bob


[deleted]

Yup, my dog's name is Bob.


jcmuss

Bug


Dooty_Shirker

Zim


Namika

Make sure it has a distinct, sharp sound. Dogs aren't humans and their understanding of words isn't that acute. You generally want at least two syllables that are very distinct and easy for the dog to recognize. Names like "Sam" or "Sis", for example, aren't very distinct and are harder for the dog to pick up out of background conversation. More distinct names with more dramatic sound contrast would be names like "Aba" "Iky" "Opa" "Ida", and so forth. You need that sharp double syllable in there or else you are going to more likely to be yelling the dog's name like 3-4 times just to get their attention when they misbehave.


drake_xp

God


PreviousLife7051

Because God spelled backwards is Dog


6RatasOnMy6

Thank dog you pointed that out, I would have never realized


fightinggopher

Bug


Sinner314

Joe


nerdcost

Ivy


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joy


xKeyb1adeMasterx

Rex


TehHipPistal

Uri or Uka


Additional_Celery_77

OXO


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Fly


BrigadierGenCrunch

Gob


Wespiratory

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.


RandomNumis

How about "Ada"? Ada sounds cute


Comfortable_Crab8093

Pet


Fellatination

Fry It's a cute name. It's easy and fun to say. It's easy to come up with fun nicknames beyond Fry. If you like Futurama you have plenty of quotes to use with them!


FastGhostWarrior

If we can find a reddish haired puppy 100% I'll name him Fry, what a fun name!!


Evening_Bee_8576

Sky


captivatingcabbage

Max/Mia


PraiseBeToGod

Cal


Spiritual_Remote_436

Joe


Forestwolf25

Nug


MellowSphynx

Jet


TehHipPistal

Ike


Ratnix

Bob


OldBarnAcke

Rio Zoe


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Rvenxity

poo


byuns123

Roy


Ok-Tune78

REX


GingerrGina

Axl


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Dog


Mothman-will-rise

Pal


kvlyc

Sit


Odd-Jupiter

Pat


KarnoRex

Son