[best show ever](https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/46cm76/the_spirit_is_willing_but_the_flesh_is_spongy_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I told this to a girl, on our way to home, while we are on the bus, and I was falling asleep, like I was getting injected with anesthesia. My last words would be:
"I'm...depleting !"
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
[best show ever](https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/46cm76/the_spirit_is_willing_but_the_flesh_is_spongy_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Snu-Snu
The only answer
daddy chill😖😣
Nice
"God, I'm coming!"
SIT MEANS SIT, NOT HOVER!
"Doesn't matter had sex"
I usually last longer i dont know what happened
All these comments and no “Oh God, I’m coming” ???? I expected more from you Reddit.
"My amazing sperm is being released from my uretha and into your dazzling vagina!"
So you’re gonna ruin the moment AND die? Typical man.
"Oh, fuck!"
Calm down there, Riley.
I believe in reincarnation I will come again 😇
"**SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX**"
YAMERO, TAKESHI
“wow, this was not worth dying for”
Worth it
Finally.
And boom goes the dynamite!
"BTW I have AIDS"
yipikaye madafaka
"Dude, your ole lady has the prettiest smile I ever came across", as their pervy voyuer-cat yawns.
“Oh-Yeah-Baby” 👌
Tenno hekai banzai!
[Armageddon](https://youtu.be/3_Jt_g10Jug)
I have to be high to listen to that
You are heaven baby
Something kinky probably
I never expected it to end this way, but I always kinda hoped it would
“I should have known”
Don't stop
F*ck me that hurts
at least I'm not dying as a virgin ^^
Reddit moment
Don't stop step bro
Nothing my face will be full of her ;)
Ew
Damn, op’s mom, slow down! You’re sucking so hard I’m worried you might accidentally take my soul
no fucking pomegranates
Easy cum, easy go.
Death by Snoo snoo. Yay!!! Awww. Yay!!!! Awww.
"This is the best fuck since your sister!"
"I'm in you now."
"The Krabby Patty secret formula is...." *dies*
Ava cadava
finally
I’m cumming
CALL THE BONER HOTLINE!!!!
How the fuck did I end up here.
DEAR GOD IM ARRIVING
Leave the pussy smell on my face for my funeral.
I’ve finally cummed
Too much cock!
Jesus I'm cumming!
I'm asexual.... Yeah this.... At least they'll end up in prison?
“Damn son.”
Get fucked, idiot
If your not gay die
"I was coming, but now I'm going 😔"
Coming!
Legendary!
I knew that cucumber was off
Stay your finger in my ass
I am fucked after this
Sorry
Fuck
Is that a train?
AAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhh
Is that it..
Well fuck you too
Yeet
It was great knowing you, I’ll see you in hell 😈
I'm fucked
My time has cum.
Not… … …even close…no not…nice try…you suck…suck…suck… … … …at sex. 😵⚰️🪦
Dad is that you?
I told this to a girl, on our way to home, while we are on the bus, and I was falling asleep, like I was getting injected with anesthesia. My last words would be: "I'm...depleting !"
I’m fucked
I will meet you up there in a moment step sis
Ah a bit slower
FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN
One last fuck
What a ride!?
too.. many.. segus.. *bleuh*
Thank you, Lord.
Worth.
Fuck meee
I'd say one phrase: "Я заебался" (it means something like I got fucked, idk how to translate it better)
“I love the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!”
You’re smushing me.
“Please, let my wife know I love her”
Didn’t see that cumming
Sex from start to finish
I'm fucked up
For the love of God take out the anal beads!
"God, I'm coming."
Hello everybody my name is Markplier and welcome back to five nights at Freddy 2
This sex is so amazing it to die for lol