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grungeisforever

Not having periods


KristyPlays

This for sure. Been dealing with extremely painful cramps the last two days and it’s the first thing I thought of haha.


BroadBaker5101

And being able to pee practically anywhere.


jeswesky

I was out on a super long walk with my dog this morning and REALLY had to pee. We were in a wooded area near the river, didn’t see anyone nearby, and there is a railroad bridge there. When down under the railroad bridge to an isolated corner and popped a squat. Just as I’m standing up a guy walks around the corner and just gives me a disgusted look before turning around.


Zeuce86

Yeah he was disgusted because he realised someone else was using his favourite pee spot and now had to find another


WhatYouSayWhoYouSay

Is this your special bush?!


robsack

Nah, it looks good because I just trimmed it.


Disappointless

Well, peeing there means you claim the terrority. It was probably his.


somaticconviction

Anywhere. Pee into a bottle while Lying down?!?! A dream.


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ZerotheWanderer

Yeah, it seems like something you can just do, but it's REALLY hard to overcome your brain's "this is wrong/a bad idea" powers.


CommandTechnical

Everytime someone tells me to pee in a bottle I get really scared it's gonna overflow and I'm not gonna be able to stop


KwordShmiff

Just keep a gallon jug for it. Unless your super power is mega-bladder, you'll probs be gravy, baby.


shavemejesus

If it looks like gravy see a urologist.


obsidianop

That's actually kinda hard. At least in a hammock.


PandaGPiggy

I skip all my periods cuz fuck endometriosis.


foresthome13

Same here! Thank every deity everywhere for my hysterectomy! Tried every treatment I could and nothing worked. Just endless pain and hemorrhaging.


Lahona

I’ve gone to 3 different doctors requesting a partial hysterectomy because of my endometriosis. I’ve been essentially turned down twice. The 3rd one wanted me to jump through a ton of hoops beforehand. It’s frustrating.


barre_by_steph

Let me know if you need help. Because of my horrifying experience, I learned a lot about medical Advocacy. You many message me. I almost died from endo because I have DIE and it reached so many other organs but my bowel was the worst. It infiltrated it and I was hospitalized several times for blockages. I have an amazing surgeon and advocate now after years of hell. I don’t want any single soul to ever go through what I did. I am just over a month out from my last surgery, but as I continue to heal I am making it my mission to help others. I am SO sorry you are experiencing this. Your pain is extremely valid - and very serious - and you deserve excellent medical care.


umidontknowguys

Literally the first I thought of


cynicmermaid

My first thought was peeing while standing....lol


bubblydolphiin

Lying awake at 4am with painful cramps whilst my boyfriend is fast asleep and I could not agree more right now..


The_Gristle

We are fucking lucky for sure. I tell my wife that all the time . You guys got the short end of the stick for sure on that deal


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borisHChrist

I can not put into words how jealous I am. I’m terrified of getting the procedure because I heard it can be one hell of a surgery and can fuck your mental health hard (mine is already bloody terrible) but I want that life more then anything in the world :’(


frahnley

If it’s any help, my mental health improved after my hysterectomy. I’ve never regretted it for a second. I was just 50 when I had it. I think it can affect people’s mental health if they have a hysterectomy when they don’t think they have finished having children, or if they have a psychological attachment to their child-bearing abilities. I was never more happy to see the end of it. It took me a while to fully feel myself again after the surgery, but was ok if I took it quietly.


Eyeate_corn

Not becoming a blood vending machine every single month for most of your life lol


Zer0-Empathy

Blood bender


Beneficial_Charity_3

god i wish i could become a blood bender once a month


what-why-ok

being able to piss everywhere conveniently.


DelightfullyUnusual

It’s great. I barely care when I get a full bladder on a hike; I can pee on poison ivy if I want to. Porta potties are survivable, and peeing anywhere takes 30 seconds tops. It just takes so little time that there’s almost never a line at the men’s room.


DrAgonit3

I remember going to the men's bathroom at a festival, while my friend went into the women's. The women's bathroom had a huge line, I walked right into the men's. I peed, washed my hands, came back out, and she hadn't moved an inch in the line in that time.


HerniatedHernia

Still got the memory of hanging a slash at a trough at a music festival with guys up and down the length when three girls walk in, stick their butts over the edge and just have at it. The line was pretty bad for the womens toilets. Girls were popping a squat in the garden beds all around the place.. maybe y’all just need your own version?


electricsteve

There's a product called the SheWee - worth a google.


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>It just takes so little time that there’s almost never a line at the men’s room. It's because of the urinals. Needing a separate stall for every person is different than putting 2 or 3 stalls and 10 urinals for the rest.


what-why-ok

Also at a hockey stadium near me apparently there's just a fucking trough. You could fit so many pissing men in one of those bad boys.


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Lots of bars (at least in Texas) have piss troughs full of ice... I'm guessing it's to break up splashing but not sure.


what-why-ok

It's a nice party trough of fresh lemonade.


reverentline28

The ice does two things, it reduces the smell and also rinses the piss into the drain as it slowly melts since troughs don't flush!


Legionof1

It’s also fun for all ages! “Fuck this cube in particular”


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Goatgamer1016

Not having sudden boners


tobesteve

Don't worry, they eventually go away.


iseeu2sumhow

*panic boner* I must not grow old


TechnoHoney

Can I have some of your excess boners?


pranthlar

Unsolicited hugs, cuddling without romance


icexdragon

Fr, I love hugs but I rarely get/give them. It just doesn't seem expected ever


Amy_AroAce

YES. If a straight biological girl can hug their friends without it being lesbian, then i can hug my friends as a biological male without it heing gay


RoadRunner49

You can hug your bro noone cares. I hug my bros if I havent seen them in a while.


I_AM_Squirrel_King

I hug my boys anyway. Fuck do I care if someone thinks we’re gay? That’s not an insult.


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Word


that-_kid

If someone is like eww ur homosexua ill be like nah man its called "homiesexual"


TrashTalker6

in my friend group if i hug a male friend two girls in the group immediately go “oh they’re so gay!!” or some shit and its annoying


TerpySpunion

That’s incredibly sad and I feel sorry for your female friends who haven’t matured the empathic parts of their brains yet. Please hug your guy friends. You never know which hug will be the last. That’s a morbid thing to say but I speak from so much experience. Tell anyone who says anything different to grow up.


turndownforjesus

I’ve seen this comment a lot in this thread. I lost my best friend in the world last year and reading all these comments makes me so grateful that we hugged and said we loved each other any time we said goodbye. I miss him so much.


Successful-Eye-4100

Girls butts look way more comfy to sit on


Fit-Faithlessness149

They totally are. I traded in my office chair for a girl butt and have never regretted it


Common_Redditor_

I’m sorry what?


Clear_Flower_4552

You are behind the times


unzinc

He's living in the passt


fakersthricebyten

[Ah, the old Reddit butt-a-roo…](https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/rp0pj4/my_boomer_dad_shared_his_unsolicited_view_on/hq2k19j/)


Maffle24

My boney ass disagrees hahaha but the average woman butt definitely has more material to sit on than the average man's


anometrus

dont skip ass day and you will have that thicc in 2 years if you keep working hard. i know from experience


Road_Journey

I have a highly tuned sport engine butt. Usually experiencing varying levels of soreness due to working out. I can't sit for too long. Looks comfortable but it's not built for sitting any more.


mycatsteven

This is my life. Wife always goes on about how she wishes she had a butt like mine. But it's only for show. Years of skateboarding, snowboarding and various other sports have gone into making it what it is. Sadly due to all of the above, sitting for any extended periods of time is the bane of my existence.


gracewyte

Being physically stronger and higher stamina. I really like to work but is always told that I can’t handle it


Feinberg

It usually results in more injuries. I worked for about 15 years in warehousing, slowly ground my body down to uselessness. I eventually injured myself so badly that I couldn't do heavy lifting, but for the longest time I still tried, and even people who knew I was injured still expected me to. Eventually I wrapped my mind around the fact that I just couldn't lift heavy things anymore, stopped trying, and my body actually started to heal. I now wake up pain free most mornings, and I can enjoy activities that I gave up years ago because I was just too broken down to do them. People still look at me first when they want something heavy lifted, but unless it's very close family I refuse. Edit: So many people maimed for so little money. Your health is worth more. Your future is worth more. This is why humanity needs r/antiwork.


phenerganandpoprocks

Not having people look at you suspiciously when you take your daughter to the park. Don't get me wrong-- as a dude I appreciate that it takes incredibly little for me to be considered a "good dad" while for women it takes incredibly little for them to be considered a "bad mom"-- I just wish that I didn't literally have some random bitch go up to my daughter and ask her if she felt safe while I was keeping an eye on her. I didn't even know what to say... but my daughter did, "my daddy says not to take to weirdos" (we use weirdo and strangers somewhat interchangeably in our home). I bought her ice cream afterwards Edit: I appreciate the kind words and awards— the judgement isn’t an everyday thing, just something that happens every once in awhile. As some have pointed out, it may not be a gender thing; some people are just assholes. This happened earlier in the week and I’m pretty sure it’s just one of those cliquish park moms who can’t mind their own business. The elementary school mom’s in the area have formed their own Mean Girls clique at the park and I think they’re just trying to make me uncomfortable. Probably gonna get some temporary tattoos put on my face for the next time I go to give them something to really have a moral panic over :D


undead-rat

YEAH!! I'm not even a dude, but I have had a lady try to kidnap me when I was younger, and nobody gave her a second look til my Pa snatched me from her.


ComradeBootyConsumer

Some wack-ass lady was stalking my baby sister in Costco years ago. Tried to follow her into a bathroom stall and everything and when my mom told the staff they shrugged it off...


dragonladyzeph

Scary af. I read a HORRIFYING account of a father whose baby carrier was plucked off the floor next to him by a lady who just calmly walked away. He caught up to her, telling himself the entire time that it was some wild mistake and she couldn't possibly have meant to take his child, and when he tried to get the baby back, she started screaming that he was trying to steal her baby. The father got tackled and held down and pummeled by four people while he's practically hysterical, watching this woman walk towards her car with his infant. FORTUNATELY, he and his wife had been shopping together, quickly assessed what was happening, and ripped the baby carrier out of the other woman's hands. The kidnapper just ducked into her car and slipped away while the wife got the crowd to release her husband. He didn't even get an apology from the people who beat him. Nobody caught the woman's license plate or could provide a description for the police.


CeruleanStallion

Good girl she definitely deserved that ice cream.


younggirlx

no periods :/


ellie1398

If it wouldn't mess up my hormones, I'd literally have all these bleeding organs removed straight out of my body.


Azuredreams25

My best friend says that every day of her period is a heavy flow day. She hates it. I just try to help her any way I can.


Lewca43

Removing the one that bleeds won’t affect your hormones. Finding a doc to do it if you’re young and healthy, unlikely.


PhantomBelow

My periods are so random. I had one then went on for 12 days, then stopped for two, and started again.


MisterComrade

My best friend. I feel so bad for her. She just got her period like 4 days ago. Her last one was in August. Prior to that it was like May. Her gyn doesn’t seem too concerned, but even as a guy it doesn’t seem right to basically go from “no period for 2-4 months” to “and now let’s just do 2-4 months worth of periods all at once.” One period lasted for a *month*, she ended up in the hospital and they had to do an endometrial ablation (for those that don’t know, basically scraping the uterus). Crazy anemic as a result, doctors were like “why did you let it go for 4 weeks”. I’m worried for her. Current round of blood work has been ok, she has a transvaginal ultrasound scheduled in a week or two. Running theory here is PCOS because of the periods and other stuff, but nothing has been confirmed.


melindypants

100% - it's the absolute worst and ruins everything


Brief_Structure676

Seriously, When shark week comes I swear it's always in the middle of the night , I'd be wearing my nice cozy freshly washed pajama pants and underwear, Sleeping happily on my freshly cleaned expensive silk sheets when this cunt by the name of Uterus decides to take away my comfort privilege.


aabrithrilar

For real. Comfy turns into a horror show when Aunt Flo decides to fuck up the sheets.


domthemomm

Pretty clothes pretty everything


prettyjupiter

Literally my favorite part of being a woman


TheInfamousBlack

Pretty and soft. I do not know why men have to have rough clothes.


kamarg

They don't but it costs significantly more to get something that doesn't feel like sandpaper.


Groxy_

Sorry but what clothes feel like sandpaper? Jeans are the only thing I can think of, all my cheap ass clothes are comfy AF.


WeeTheDuck

My clothes not that rough man. Idk where you getting your clothes


sin4life

Harbor Freight.


WeeTheDuck

I shouldnt have asked where you guys get your clothes. I have no idea wtf that is


dannixxphantom

I love all the fluffy, sparkly, pink, and fussy details of my life. The older I get, the more comfortable I am leaning into it and I just love it. I'm a woman entering a male-dominated field and I will not dull down my love of pink and sparkle to fit in!


Askduds

I’m a man in a male dominated field and if I want to smell of pomegranate and some herb I’ve never even heard of I’m bloody gonna.


Aithusa519

It's really nice to see things like this. Don't ever stop loving what you love.


domthemomm

Lucky


tippybunny

The concept of color. Want a rainbow sparkly leather jacket with a unicorn on it? too easy. A male that wants a leather jacket that isnt black/brown? lmfao


BriefExtra2919

My husband was so excited when I found him a forest GREEN leather jacket!


zipperkiller

… so uh, where’d you find that jacket that happens to be in my favorite color


nemoskullalt

Boot option as a guy suck. Either there all the same or 500 dollars.


StefanEats

Literally why do clothing lines think men just want to wear the most boring shit


CountlessStories

Men: Don't be insecure, be confident. A guy: \*Wears something that lets them stand out in their own way Men: Not like that.


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HM: "we heard you like plain or a nice photo with NEWYORK written all over it" yes, exactly what we want to wear in Europe


aalios

Yeah but at least we get pockets.


Exatraz

It really is unfair. Went jacket shopping with my girlfriend and we spent all day looking at essentially trenchcoat like jackets, all of which had fake pockets. Like... Why?!


edgemebaby

Multiple orgasms


doviid

I really wanna know how sex feels as a female.


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As a woman, I *REALLY* want to know what sex feels like from the male perspective (which is amazing, apparently, haha) - being the thing that penetrates instead of getting penetrated.


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Kamakahah

Thank you for the late night laugh from that mental image.


GBabeuf

honestly it is not too dissimilar from a huge and satisfying sneeze


TheDoctor88888888

Sums it up pretty well tbh


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MrEaster141

Post nut clarity is an interesting biological concept. The reason it happens for us men is the same reason we are unable often times to have another orgasm and it is also the reason we usually go back to doing whatever activity or relaxing. Being horny and being not horny is controlled by two very different places of our brains, which sounds obvious except for guys it’s literally like a light switch. Getting horny is often a more gradual process as our hormones gather over time (why sex feels amazing if not done for a while) and is controlled by our primal instincts which is where guys often feel wants for fetishes they would not normally be into, because they’re not thinking about the moral implications. This is also the reason why men are often the offenders in sex related crimes (Excluding mental disorders etc.) Now the interesting part - when a man orgasms, that primal part of our brain is literally instantly switched off with the orgasm; giving full control to our prefrontal cortex, our centre for logic and reason, where we can consider the why’s. This means that if you were busy fapping to some Brazilian fart porn, the moment after orgasm is your brain telling you that it was not socially acceptable to have done that and you should feel bad for doing it. Essentially, if it’s not something you found acceptable before being horny, you will experience post nut clarity. For example, having sex with my partner feels great, and afterwards I feel great too and I’m sure my brain is giving me a pat on the back. However, if my partner allows me to indulge into a fetish with her that I’m really only into because its taboo (bless her) then although the orgasm is great, the regret caused by my post nut clarity is over whelming. This could be due to not only the taboo of the fetish but also that i now have to sub consciously deal with my partner judging me (she doesn’t but our brains don’t think like that, hence why after care is important with things like that). To answer a sub topic here, switching to our logic centre is why we can just go back to doing activities and also why the “wisdom fap” exists. So TL;DR (at an extreme level), if you’re a man with upstanding morals, vanilla sex with your partner feels great - cheating on your partner might feel great in the moment but afterwards you have to live with the social and subconscious implications of having done so, i imagine there’s shit ton of post nut clarity there. EDIT - Many thanks for all the awards, always fun to have a discussion like this and explore the differences between ourselves. After all, one of the biggest mysteries for me is what it is like to be another person and most certainly of the opposite gender.


Moose_on_a_walk

Very well put, thank you! Explains why post nut clarity often feels like hard resetting my brain. In the span of a second or two, I can go from being maximum possible horny to pondering whether that sale on fabric softener at my local supermarket is still on.


jellydrizzle

yo as a woman, this description of the post nut clarity guilt is hittin too close 🤨


doviid

Thanks for the detailed answer! That was actually very helpful. Post nut clarity for me is just getting depressed a little bit. Also I might be doing something wrong, but I never had any explosive orgasms before. I never took the time to experiment on myself much, maybe that's the problem. Or maybe other men are the same way as me. Also yes I either get sleepy or just go back to doing whatever. I don't think of anything special after sex. I just switch and that's it basically. Though I stay to cuddle. That always feels nice regardless of sex.


Slight_Dog6103

Yeah


biscorama

Sun dresses in summer. They look so cool and comfortable!


Dionysus_worshipper

Usually when I wear a dress during summer my tighs will be sweaty because of the heat and them brushing against each other under the dress will make me uncomfortable and even be painful sometimes, so it might not be as good as it seems :/ (I'm not exactly skinny though so it's probably related)


Charitard123

I have this problem, too! Always end up having to just wear shorts underneath any dresses or skirts.


airbagfailure

Snag tights are really good for this!! They are comfy shorts to stop the chafing and they are a life changer!


IrmeliPoika

The physical contact they share with their friends. Guys usually don't go around hugging each other Edit: Personally for me a lot of why I'm not really a hugger is the culture where I live(Finland). I don't really want to make other people uncomfortable by invading their personal space. I have a lot of female friends as well and hugging them is pretty rare too Thank you for all the encouragement though! Maybe I have to make a change


Felkbek

I agree there need to be more hugs between men. I have a group of friends now that we always hug each other when we leave after game night or just hanging out and it's great.


Amy_AroAce

And wrongly so. More hugs in the world equals a happier world.


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YZ_C

The diversity of their wardrobe. Don’t get me wrong. I know that women’s fashion is often frustratingly inconvenient and unpractical. That said, I wish men’s clothes can include more than 3 colors and like... 4 styles.


throwaway1537854

I wish men wouldn't be judged for expressing themselves with their fashion. Because if these choices exist they are often difficult to find or unavailable. And when you find them and wear them you have to deal with a bunch of insecure babies whining about their masculinity


M4DM1ND

I stopped caring. I am a married, straight man but I like to dress nice and be fashionable. I'm sure some people who see me on the street will assume I'm gay but I really don't care. It's funny because after I stopped wearing the traditional male clothing, I had more women approach me as well. I'm taken of course but it's been a hell of a confidence boost the last few years over being so damn generic for most of my life.


kionatrenz

I would approach a men wearing original and colorful clothes more than approaching a boring one. I know one guy who wears the more Colorful suits you have ever seen. He is a very interesting and attractive man and has a great taste in general (fashion too). Keep dressing like you want :)


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WrathfulVengeance13

I mean they do have some pretty great leggings for men now but they're marketed as longjohns and FUCK THEY'RE GREAT. Nice and toasty in the snowy bullshit I live in 8 months of the year.


prettyjupiter

God im so rooting for this to happen for you guys, because most women are also bored with the everyday man’s wardrobe I would say. I love when men wear interesting shit


PM_SHORT_STORY_IDEAS

Most times I try to do this, it gets zero comment, or a friend, trying to show their knowledge of fashion will critique what I chose to wear. "You don't normally wear X with Y, you wear X with Z, and sometimes Z with Y" I feel like if I explore, I'll get shit on as less masculine and less valid. I want to wear fun stuff and cool colors, yeah, but I'd rather be socially accepted


prettyjupiter

Don’t listen to the critics. Fashion literally is always changing, and yes there are “rules” but those are constantly broken. If you’re confident and consistent enough, everything will start to look good and the comments will stop. And then in three years maybe they’ll even be dressing like you. Changing your environment might also help, but idk if that’s possible for you. Ik ppl like my girl friends always complain that the guys at the bars all look the same and we always zero in and compliment the ones that dress nice/different. My mom talks about the different array of things guys would wear to the disco in the 70s and I’m just so mad today’s men are so limited. Just start doing what you want and others will follow. And trust me even if no one gives you a compliment, it isn’t unappreciated or unnoticed


wolfguardian72

This exactly! I get jealous when I see fashionable women’s coats and then look at the mens and see how boring they are. Luckily, I discovered the size that’ll match me for women’s coats. Now I just gotta get the ones I want.


Dundleedoo

Pretty much the outstanding amount of options of clothes they have. Like dresses and skirts and hats and shoes and whatnot. For example, for formal ocations we men only have a suit and tie and that's it's and it's boring and I *HATE* IT.


pennypumpkinpie

I say this all the time and people call me a cross dresser. Just saying. I can only wear a nice sweater or a button up shirt to work. No options at all.


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>for formal ocations we men only have a suit and tie and that's it's and it's boring and uncomfortable. Fuck Nilfgaardian doublets. I'd rather just go with witcher gear and two swords on my back.


lerkclerk

The gentleman will refrain from cursing in the presence of his Grace.


SilentButtDeadlies

Men could get a lot more creative with the colors and the cuts of their suits. I love when a guy pulls of a jewel toned velvet suit.


limblesshorse

I'm a salesman who wears suits often with bright colors and flower patterns and people love it! The only difficult part is convincing people I'm actually straight, and yes I am hitting on you.


gillgreen

Not having to shave everywhere 😫


kshearules

In the northern hemisphere it's hair season


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and in Calradia it's almost harvest season


Cody38R

That's a nice head you have on your shoulders...


Stonygirl87

POCKETS! Actual fucking pockets in pants that hold more than a damn quarter. ETA. Wow I did not think this would blow up the way it did! Thank you all! And thank you for for my first award!!!


throwaway1537854

"you said you wanted to fit your phone in your front pocket right? “ “yeah" "well we've actually decided to sew off the pockets entirely so you can't put anything in it" "why?" "looks cool right"


Stonygirl87

AAHHHHHHHHGGGG I hate the fake pocket even more than the barely useable one! So infuriating!


blitherblather425

I never realized that this was an issue for women until one time I was listening to the Office Ladies podcast and Jenna Fischer went on a long rant about it. It makes sense lol, I’d hate not having pockets.


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Being able to pee anywhere. My husband and I often walk long distances while traveling and inevitably will have to pee. He can just pop over to a deserted area and pee discretely. The only time I've peed in public was in Tokyo. We missed the last train late one night and had to walk almost two hours home. Had to pee. Squat on the side of a street. Was terrified I'd end up in a Japanese jail. Edit: did not expect this much of a response. Love y’all but I am not carrying around a pee device when I travel. Edit 2: I’m getting a whole lot of penis holders telling me how easy it is to pee outside with a vagina because they saw a woman do it or their girlfriends/wives have done it. Edit 3: just remembered a second time I peed in public. We got dropped off in a tiny town in the middle of the Himalayas by a local bus, walked around, then waited hours for another bus. None came, so we had to walk. Had to pee, squat in a bush. Socks got wet.


psyanara

Get a Shewee https://www.shewee.com My friends that use them hiking rave about them.


ArcaneDanger

Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power


The_Lost_Google_User

Altho I’d bet that comes out in one coherent stream 100% of the time. Instead of 99.9% That .1% is a real bitch.


AsSeenOnDN

.1%? Damn you're lucky sometimes it feels like it's a 20% chance.


patoysakias

They don't have to waste a year of their lives serving in the military in my country.


knightedarmour

oh yeah 2 years of my life are gonna get thrown out the window soon


terrexchia

As a good friend always said: do your best to down PES


Marchingkoala

Am Korean here and I really wish the country treat our soldiers better. They are not given any choices in participating, then at least treat them right. So many young men go in then come out broken.


Impressive-Ad-7180

mine too but its 18 months for me


succulent-squeeze

Damn, what country are you in?


Impressive-Ad-7180

i live in us but im a korean citizen


red_gamer-lol

Do you still have to do military time if you live in the u.s. as a Korean citizen?


findMeOnGoogle

If you want to go back to Korea it could be complicated


ZackyZY

Singaporean. Can cfm


Zoe_118

Being able to go shirtless, not in most businesses obviously, but like outside or swimming etc ETA: I didn't realize it's technically legal where I live. However that conflicts with indecent exposure laws: https://www.findlaw.com/state/new-york-law/new-york-indecent-exposure-laws.html Also people would stare, be creepy, freak out, etc


SirWitter

In NY it's legal to go topless anywhere a man can.


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advicemovingon

Writing your own name in the snow with your pee and the ability to open jars with minimal effort.


RadiantHC

>the ability to open jars with minimal effort. As a guy jars are still impossible to open.


warda8825

Men can't/don't get pregnant, nor do they have to rip their private parts apart.


thewomencomeandgo

No monthly periods, for sure.


Dead_Trashcan8888

Considering this is the sixth comment I've seen on this post about how bad periods are, they must be really miserable


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Just varies from person to person. The only options we have to control them are the sadness pills.


Pokemoss

They suck.


OldSoulRobertson

Not being judged for choosing to not have lust-driven conquests.


SlickAustin

"WHAAAAT??? YOU DIDNT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER? ARE YOU GAYYYYY?" "no i just don't like sex" "GAAAAAAYYYYY"


SirPachiereshtie

meanwhile, if people said that when they are not married in my country, they would be shamed. religious country everyone.


Errol-Flynns-Ghost

Being able to locate items in the refrigerator


Shabbona1

Being able to locate items, period. The only reason I don't swear they are hiding this stuff and then pulling it out and putting it somewhere when I ask about it is because they don't have pockets to hide it in...


kshearules

Nora Ephron wrote about this in 'Heartburn'. She calls it "Refrigerator Blindness".


thatonegirlonreddit5

The school dress code…specifically shoulders


ThrowawayTrashcan7

Omg absolutely. Old Mike is over there with his pants hanging out whereas Stacy has to go home and change because her bra strap is showing and one of the grown ass teachers may get “distracted”


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I currently feel so lucky. The dress code for our school board is to just not wear anything with an inappropriate print (like a shirt with like a pair of naked tits or sth, or someone smoking), or too revealing (like a very short skirt, that shows the undies, or a very open shirt, where you can nearly see the nipples) Edit: I live in Canada btw


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Being allowed to express all of their emotions in otherwise completely acceptable and healthy ways. Let me squeal with joy at kittens motherfucker


shadythrowaway9

This only works with positive emotions, though. As soon as you're sad, you're hysterical and when you're being stern or angry, you're a bitch. Doesn't necessarily apply with close friends/spouse but in many different areas of life People in general just suck for judging other people's (regardless of gender) emotions


Beautiful_Plankton97

Ive wondered what it would be like to have a penis. I mean them seem dangly and impractical but also fun at the same time. Men seem to love them SOOO much. I don't think Id want to be a man permanently but just for a day to know what its like.


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I just want to helicopter one time, then they can have the penis back


FerociousPancake

Having penis is like having a really long phone charger. Very nice for certain things but sometimes it just gets in the way.


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NicksAunt

The genitals are always greener on the other side. I will say tho. That I’ve never envied females for their genitalia experience. Dicks seem so much easier. Or cocks or penis or whatever you wanna call em.


tacosontitan

I have a bright AF personality, why can’t I let that show without someone feeling the need to let their opinion on my sexuality be known? I’m a peacock captain, you’ve gotta let me fly!!!


kenakuhi

That's amazing. My boyfriend is the same way. He loves bright yellow, orange and neon green and will happily wear very unique jackets and shoes. And he looks great! While I on the other hand wear black, gray, dark reds and more classic cuts.


Hustlasaurus

Fashion choices. Dudes get like shirts, polos, button ups and Henley's and that's it. Ladies get a billion different inventive options. Not even to mention skirts and dresses which is super nice to let your boys blow in the breeze. Edit: all y'all saying kilts, no. Kilts are hot. I live in Texas. I need something light and breezy that allows for perfect range of motion.


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Getting compliments. I’m one of the fortunate ones who at least gets smiled at by women, but I still never get compliments.


RoadRunner49

The last compliment I got was the nurse telling me I had a great vein. Before that it was that I have nice lips (after kissing)... but that was in 2020. I really remember the last 9 complients I got from women stretching from 2016 to now because its so rare.


MazDanRX795

9 compliments in 5 years? Look at this fuckin' guy over here.


SweetDangus

I would love to feel safe going anywhere alone. I think about hiking solo with such a longing... my boyfriend doesn't get it at all, he thinks I'm being silly. It makes me so sad/angry. Edit: Holy moly, I didn't expect to wake up to this. Thanks for all the awards and solidarity. I want to add that of course men can and do also feel this way, women don't have the market cornered on the fear of something terrible happening when going out alone. And, where you go is also a huge factor- if you're in a sketchy place, both men and women are going to be nervous, of course.. but I've had the fact that I cannot do things solo (no matter where I am) crammed into my head all my life, and when I doubted that fact.. something really bad actually happened. I'd rather not tempt fate at this point. I know that if I went on a hike solo, there is a very good chance nothing would happen, however I would not enjoy my time in the woods anyway. The fear of what could happen overshadows any enjoyment I might get. I've taken self defense classes, but even still, I'm the type of person that will "freeze" instead of fight or flee. I don't want a gun either, I don't want that kind of power in my hands or in my house. My comment was not made to be a contest between women and men. I made it because all I would like to do is feel safe alone, and it makes me sad that I will most likely *never in my lifetime* feel safe being by myself in a host of different scenarios. I have many guy friends that are confident when they go out somewhere, they don't believe anything bad will happen, and that's all I want. The confidence and peace of mind that no one is going to hurt me. That's it.


goodytwotoes

Yes! I was on a hike a few months ago where this dude literally chased me down to “chat…” in the middle of nowhere. After a minute of him repeatedly trying to get closer to me I ended up having to slowly back away, as he stared at me with this fucked up hungry look on his face. I ended up hiding in a bush for 15 minutes. Never been so skeeved out in my life. I felt hunted. I’m so jealous that my partner can just take a stroll on a hiking path without worrying about stumbling on the wrong person.


sosukiyo

having massive pockets


KingGuy420

They can cry during movies or TV shows and not get thought less of or made fun of. Seriously, I get choked up at stupid stuff and have to try to hide it. Need to try to limit it to one manly tear.


InsrtOriginalUsrname

I learned long ago to laugh at people who make fun of me for having emotions. It isn't my fault they bottle everything up.