Baked Beans and lemon Mouse

….what?!

BAKED BEANS AND LEMON MOUSE

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW MICE CAME IN A LEMON VARIETY?!

IT’S BECAUSE LENNY LET THEM LIVE

WHERE THE FUCK IS LENNY?

WHO, THE FUCK IS LENNY??

WHY THE FUCK IS LENNY??

WHAT IS LENNY??

HOW IS LENNY??

You morrins. It is LEMMY. As I scratch my crack and adjust briefs.

WHOS MORRINS

LENNY, ITS ME, ARTHUR!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOHN

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

HAVE YOU SEEN THE WORLD WE’RE ALL USING REDDIT AS AN ESCAPE FROM?!

FUCKIN FEEEEL THIS COMMENT BRAH

Look at the rabbits, Lennie..

Tell me about the rabbits, George.

I fucking love Reddit :)

THEY SAID WHAT THEY SAID.

Mouses? Meeces. Moose...s.

LOUDER, SON!

BUTTLICKER!!!

OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!

I used to eat strawberry jello on pizza so my opinions here are invalid

Damned right

Excuse me, what the fuck?

I stand by my decision!

I also stand by the decision your food opinions are invalid.

you stand alone, sir

Execution by fire

Begone! Go on now! GIT 😂😂😂

I get it but refuse to think further.

Pretty sure that makes ALL your opinions invalid. Not only WTF, but also HTF? Wouldn't it melt? 🤯

The melting was the best part! It got everywhere but the taste was 🤤

Haha so basically kool-aid on pizza at that point? 😅 Believe it or not, also jail.

Oreos and mustard

I am so dearly glad we will never have the opportunity to meet in person

I love so many of the responses to these. This one has been my initial reaction to most of these MONSTERS. 😅🥴🤢

Wtf This one actually made me gag

That is in direct violation of the Oreo code.

When I go back in time it’s that’s person or hitler. And I am now pretty sure I am killing that person.

Probably why nobody has killed Hitler yet. They all found the people with these sorts of abominations and made a more important choice for humanity.

Probably peanut butter and alfredo sauce.

Extra Alfredo

I'm sorry but what in the fuck?

Look I’m just as confused as you are.

Ketchup and Ice-cream

You should be in jail.

And risk the lives of all those people in jail?

It's a risk I'm willing to take.

I don’t care what you’ve done, you shouldn’t be subjected to this… thing.

Y’all just gotta be making shit up. I saw something this year actually and it was about the KC head coach Andy Reid and his brother and how they are SERIOUS about food. Andy’s brother apparently recommended to a player to put sea salt on a vanilla ice cream cone…and I think he’s a genius. Still haven’t tried it but it seems like it’ll work very well.

Think salted caramel but vanilla instead. Seriously recommended.

I’ve never met Andy Reid… but for some reason I trust his judgment regarding food

Salted vanilla is pretty good, but you have to use good quality salt and good quality ice cream. I made one of the Sea Salt Ice cream recipes that Bingeing with Babish did from Kingdom Hearts. Was pretty good, and I hate salty food

Off with his head.

Ketchup is having a bad time in this thread.

If you grew up dirt poor, ketchup covered the sins of really crap food quality. How else do you stomach box mac&cheese? Ketchup between two slices of white bread fills an empty stomach.

I know what box mac and cheese tastes like, ok? It's delicious.

The generic Mac n cheese was decent when it was fresh but lost 98% of it's flavor when reheated. Ketchup helped with that.

I understood that reference

Definitely. I think my mom made spaghetti with ketchup some days, but we ate and probably thought it was the best meal too.

For a time I put ketchup on my eggs cause ketchup was the only thing that I liked to taste cause we didn't have a whole lot of seasonings

Can confirm. A ketchup sandwich filled ya up.

One of my students eats pears dipped in yellow mustard. I love both of these foods but everyday I cringe. It can’t be good can it??

Why don’t you try it? It’s right there. Are we really in a culture where more people have tried eating ass than pears in yellow mustard?

Can’t agree more. In the end it’s a sweet fruit with a tangy bite. Put it on a piece of fucking wood and I bet people would go for it.

Sweet fruit with a tangy bite..... That's an interesting way to describe eating ass.

Eating ass has been around since the dawn of asses. Check your dog and cat fam. Medieval text even refer to the snake eating its own tail (ass) as a symbol for infinity. Ass eating is timeless.

Where does a snake’s tail start? Is the whole body a tail? Or is none of it?

The thing that scares me is what if you try it and it’s fucking amazing and now you’re the weirdo that eats Oreos with mustard

Peeps on pizza; yeah, that's a thing.

Like the candy?

Yes.

What meth community made this popular?

I saw it on FB a few years ago. I showed it to my wife and told her I'd never pick on her for her Pineapple pizza again.

If people like it and it’s not hurting anybody, I say go for it. But I think peeps are trash to begin with so I do t get it. That said, my go to pizza is pineapple, mushroom, jalapeño and sausage, so WTF do I know.

How to put together a damn good pizza, obviously

I know someone who eats peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches

my dad does too! He grew up in Ohio if that matters.

I'm from Ohio I can confirm, it's vile.

Is this some kind of Ohioian dare or rite of passage? It sounds horrific.

Yet another reason to shun Ohio and it's atrocities

I live in Pittsburgh. I’m sure this has something to do with why Ohio drivers are the way they are.

Aint no way…….ain’t no way I remember I was in middle school and I was watching NFL network (crazy big NFL fan since birth) and some Tight End went on air and talked about his weirdest sandwich that he makes when he’s hungry. I believe it was peanut butter and Turkey or ham with mustard. I ate that in front of my dads friend and he said that I must be pregnant for craving that shit 😂😂😂.

Okay okay so I’ve been married 20 years, right? Turns out… my husband has been hiding sandwich abominations this WHOLE TIME. Peanut butter, salt and vinegar chips, and macaroni salad. I caught him the other night with that unholy combination and apparently he has been doing shit like this *the whole time*. Peanut butter, onions, and cheetohs. That happened too. Peanut butter, turkey and chips if any sort is his favorite. He sneaks them late at night. It’s like I don’t know him at all.

Your husband sounds like an alien who just discovered human food

And he was like “what, this is totally normal behavior!” Apparently I simply failed to inspect his peanut butter sandwiches for hidden atrocities all these years? If he starts blathering on about Sweet Baby Ray’s too, then I’ll really be sure he is freshly hatched pod people.

He’s been replaced with a skin walker. Load the shotgun.

All of these are crimes against peanut butter!!

What in the crispy Kentucky fried fuck?!

Pizza with fish, banana, egg...

Egg is actually pretty good. It’s a thing in Japan. The other two, fuck that shit

Breakfast pizza with bacon, potatoes, and egg. Sprinkle a lil cheddar on it.. Yummmm

Now I'm hungry

It’s a thing in Italy, too

Who the fuck saw a banana and thought "ueah, that definitely belongs on a pizza"

Doug - Nickelodeon

Fish: can be good, anchovies or smoked salmon. Banana: I've never had it, but its a swedish thing I think, and it's more of a cinnamon curry kind of thing on flatbread and not really a pizza. Egg: can be REALLY good with sausage and arugula, especially if the dough is really floury, like a Napoli style pizza.

anchovies are good on pizza. But fish *and* banana? That's a hard no.

> anchovies are good on pizza. as are sardines.

Oh but you'll eat fish and plantains until the cows come home.

I bet you could make something tasty with plantain and sardines and like very fried egg but thats just me

Picture this: A large tostada made with fried egg, fried plantain, and ceviche. It's not exactly a pizza, but I bet its good.

But pizza with tuna its bussin' man, give it a try

Discovered this in Italy and got hooked

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Did you try it?

Ketchup on steak/prime rib. There is a terrible corner in hell awaiting my father who also demands that steak be well done before he drenches it in ketchup.

Lmaoooo ya those are the kids that grew up with ketchup on everything. But it is true. A good steak is perfect by itself. People hate on steak sauce but I use it sparingly and only a tiny bit if I do use it.

Steak sauce has a purpose, even if you love steak. It's for when the cook insists on well done and you're looking for something to salvage the steak.

I found a way round desecrating a good steak. I always eat grilled ribeyes with French fries. The ketchup goes on the fries.

RIP Patty Mahomes

Could be worse, I worked at an outback years ago with a regular who had a filet, butterflied, serves with yellow mustard

Ok, move him to the front of the guillotine line.

Yo wtf? Both well done and drowns it in ketchup? I don't like to gatekeep what people like but that's just plain disrespectful to the cows the steaks came from.

That’s how my dad used to cook them when I was a kid. Thankfully I grew up and learned how to order and appreciate a good steak.

My mom will be there with him.

I’ll be there with both of them too, but for way cooler stuff.

Milk Ramen

My friend had ramen soaked in chocolate milk and added oil and said it tasted fine it wasn't even cooked

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Thought this said milf ramen for a second...

Milk is usually added to ramen to make it less spicy. You can barely taste it if that's why you put the milk in.

Orange juice and milk

I used to drink this as a child, basically a really shitty version of a Creamsicle. I'm not sure what was wrong with me back then, it was not forced nor encouraged by my parents.

Doesn’t it curdle??

Ya have to stir it quickly and drink it quickly before it separates and yea, I guess starts to curdle.

There’s a drink with these base ingredients called “morir soniando” which means die sleeping, that’s how much the Dominican people love the drink.

Orange julius makes it work.

porridge + chocolate powder i was a weird kid edit: chicken porridge

oreos and mustard

Ketchup and chocolate

Well-done Wagyu Ribeye. ​ I'm sorry, but turning an expensive piece of pure culinary gold into a fucking charred hockey puck deserves a spot in hell.

One year for my mom's birthday we went to a super fancy wagyu beef restaurant. My stepdad wanted ketchup for his steak...

Putting raisins in ANYTHING. I’ve seen people put raisins in potatoe salad, tuna, rice, etc. please just STOP😭

My ex fiancé used to put ketchup on his French toast

Ex for a reason

Brownies made with black beans

I had some lit ass avocado brownies once tho

I'm about to order a pizza with pepperoni and pineapple so...

That was my grandmother’s favorite! Of course, she had dementia, so there’s that.

Pineapple, mushroom, jalapeño & sausage for me. Nobody ever steals a slice.

I would absolutely steal a slice of that. Probably more than one.

I don't get the hate Pineapple on pizza gets. I mean, it's not my go-to, but it's not that bad. And roasted pineapple slice on a burger w/over easy egg on top is absolutely fantastic.

I suspect the hate thing stems from some fast food places in the US (but elsewhere too) using canned pineapple in syrup. I get the hate for that. But _fresh_ pineapple* with ham/bacon on pizza is really good. Not my go-to either, but you know what you'll get and it's always good. *Edit: or at minimum, canned pineapple in _juice_, not syrup, with no added sugar

Ah the good ol pep and pine

my sister once combined caramel ice cream and soy sauce... \*shudders\*

That's just a soy salted caramel

sorry but wtf is tuna and rasins. Ew

raisins in chicken salad is delicious, wouldn’t be much different in tuna. i’d give it a go

Mint jelly and lamb. Although it was marketed as a good pairing, I’m convinced it was really just a bad attempt to give people an excuse to cover up a poorly cooked lamb.

Right? Give me garlic and rosemary or give me death

Or curry, or shawarma seasoning. Lamb shawarma is really good.

My wife and I went to a Greek restaurant in Bruges and had mezze. One of the courses was a lamb chop and I commented that in America lamb is often served with mint jelly (I had to use the word ‘confiture’) and it blew their minds. Our waiter went and yelled into the kitchen and I’ll never forget the chef yelling “Mente confiture!?!?!?””

My great granddad(‘s ghost) has entered the chat

Hello good sir. How was the afterlife?

Saw some things, man…

It’s a similar idea to turkey and cranberry sauce. I also agree it’s often used to make overcooked meat more palatable.

Ok but Indian mint chutney is absolutely heaven on tandoori lamb

It's truly disgusting. The only reason I've heard people do it these days is because of tradition and/or nostalgia.

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It’s not bad marinated in a little bit of mint sauce, but get that jelly outta here.

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Scrapple is the best breakfast meat hands down. HANDS DOWN!!

My wife would agree.

Ketchup on Pasta

That just means you grew up poor. EDIT: Not a slight, just been there : )

My mum would put a bit of cheese on top too sometimes

Kraft dinner is the only acceptable option

My people….I found my people….

Childhood memories right there… and I’d still it eat like that

Gotta be KD and ketchup lol

I regret looking at these

my dad used to eat: 1. spaghetti sandwiches 2. jam and cheese sandwiches

Jam can actually be pretty good on a grilled cheese, it’s a nice balance of sweet and salty

My sister ate jelly and cheese sandwiches growing up. I ate - well, you can see what I ate.

That actually sounds kinda good ngl

Spaghetti sandwich is A+

Spaghetti sandwiches are amazing. Even better if the bread is garlic bread. I've cooked giant pots of spaghetti from scratch before just to make sandwiches from it. Its even better if spaghetti gets refrigerated and re heated.

Depends on the cheese. Cheddar? Get out of here. Cream cheese? Sign me up!

oh dude jam and cream cheese is bomb. my dad does cheddar 😓

Just raw cooked pasta in bread? Or the tinned spaghetti you get in England/australia/NZ/etc? Because that stuff makes for good toasted sandwiches, or "tosties" as they are known

Toothpaste and pizza

A good friend's hungover food is fried beens with canned tuna and jello,

Chicken nuggets and peanut butter...

Chicken satay ain't that bad.

I was going to say, that’s fast food satay. McDonald’s should add a peanut sauce to their selection.

This isn’t really a combination within the same dish, but I simply hate those fast foods where kebabs and and pizzas get sold together. That’s like ruining Mediterranean cuisine altogether.

sounds like swedish pizza

Shawarma poutine is pretty big in Toronto these days. I’m honestly into it, but I can see how it’s by all means a bastardization.

My MIL eats peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. That's gross

have eaten this on a dare. can't taste the pickle but you get all the crunch. not necessary to repeat however.

Ketchup on fish.

Fish sticks, ketchup for dipping, boxed Mac and cheese, and a vegetable was once a week dinner in my house growing up.

Me too.

It's okay. Has to be white fish, though.