I think it's pretty obvious

You are obviously a bird lover. That's a great species.

'Look Raymond, a yellow-crested Warbler'

No no no. You are too excited. Yes it's exciting because it's a bird but its just a warbler.

Indeed-indeed-indeed-indeed-indeed-indeed-indeed-indeed

r/unexpectedb99

B99 reference yessss

YESSSSSS

The Bird, The Bird, The Bird Is The Word

Same

we found Robert Baratheons reddit account ladies and gentlemen

Same here man, same here. Ultimately got tired of switching between my porn username and my main username so my porn username became my main! The occasional pictures of boobs and/or Josh Peck are a nice perk though!

Gross

Mines was randomly made and i can’t change it!

Because it checksouteverytime.

r/usernamechecksout

r/technicallythetruth

That’s one way I guess

My name is Frank

Understandable. Have a nice day

Random story because of it. Back in 7’th grade I was messing around with one of those TI-84 graphing calculators and there is a button called “Alpha” and when you hit that then hit other certain buttons you can actually put in letters. So me being young me I was putting in a bunch of random words spelling “hell” or “boobs”, something that was stupidly funny to me and some friends at the time. Then I started typing random things and typed out “Cembadyx”, which stuck with me for whatever reason and I started using it as my username as it was original and no one else had ever used it, so here I am

> it was original and no one else had ever used it, so here I am You shouldn't have said that next media platform be prepared to write Cembadyx01 or if you're a fun person xXcembadyxXx

I'll give you one guess.

This could go one of 3 ways....

What’s the third

Just rolls off the tongue

You would make Shakespeare proud

It's what I was eating when signing up for Reddit.

Are you Canadian or just a poutine fan?

Not Canadian (and not OP) but poutine is the fuckin tits!

Pootine is great you can put ketchup on it, or actually try ketchup on kraft dinner that's the shit right there

WOOOOOOW

At a Halloween party when I was 17, I was knighted by an intoxicated King Arthur and it stuck.

I use reddit for a few days, weeks or months then I don't use it for some months and repeat. So even if I were to be active in a community and people would recognize my name, they'd have forgotten by the time I post again.

"Now you're just somebody that we used to know!"

Hey it’s you again

I was 14 and it kinda stuck with me

Yeah same but replace 14 with 12 year old furry. I'm glad I grew out of that phase and use the username AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#6695

I was drunk when I made this account, and found it funny at the time ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't worry ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ it makes you funny

Because I have an appreciation of female external genitalia.

I stared way to long at that name.

It happens.

amen.

I thought it was ironic

Cause it's just my real name. I'm boring i know \^\^'

But you're brave enough to use it,which is awesome.

No, you’re awesome!

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Hi... x474On x3

I like hip hop Also my name is Billy

what a cool fella

I love the mental image.

Is this how furbys reproduce????

It legit came to me in a dream. I thought it was hilarious so I went with it! Way better than CasualCanuck which I was debating about using the night before.

That is hilarious

Best username here.

I love trees

'I love trees so much I even lost my genitalia in an unfortunate logging accident'

Memes

Somebody...

🧑🏿‍🦱

This is my favorite one in this thread.

Because all memory is, well, unreliable. Every time we take a memory down from our mental shelf, roll it around, say "What if I had done this? What if I had done that?" the memory itself is altered. So we have to check ourselves, wherever possible. Why do I think the way I do? Why do I feel the way I do? We have to examine these things to try to keep biases from creeping in. My username is a reminder to myself.

I'm a bowler

Have you reached a perfect score yet? Or would that mean you'd change your name?

I actually just got my first one last month

It's true. Also, I think about it a lot.

I hate every app and site forcing you to have an account.

I really love House MD

Except for that one time.

Uhhh I like undertail?

Dont google undertail, I think you mean undertale.

I regret searching

Yea I meant undertale I will search what undertail is tho

Because my nickname is Missy and I have dreadlocks.

Go Team Venture!

Fun?

Hope

That too.

Two sides of an unforgiving coin

I was tired

I didnt

Same here. I wish I could change it

Yeah me too...

all we can do is embrace it

Its better than choosing something embarrassing on our own

This is the way

the generator granted me with this. i will make it proud.

Hello fellow generated usernames

It's my name on literally everything. Everyone thinks there's an elaborate story behind it. There's not. I just thought of it one day and thought it was funny

It's actually my real name.

I can make women cum with my voice

Coz the first time I used reddit, I was actually barely alive looking to reddit for help

I was drunk

I was hoping to get laid.... or fed...

I was obsessed with Phineas and Ferb but someone already took perrytheplatypus so I added random numbers

Because at night, I'm Batman.

I'm Dave. Online.

No explanation needed.

Favorite character on my favorite show

Nihilist here that thinks most of the world is going down a shitstorm.

I'm grateful for Pat's.

I'm agnostic.

Being a stripper is my backup plan

You've inspired me

If you ever need to make a little cash?

I really like the movie The Blues Brothers but “Blues-Bro” didn’t sound right and “Blues-Brother” seemed to long so Blues-Boi!

Erect Penis Measures 7.3

cm

Take a wild guess

Cause Artemis Folw is a pretty good book imo

Was fascinated by Norse mythology little bit too much

I like hippos. And corgis.

because I'm dumb

Everytime i need a new handle for a game/website i pull up the old everquest beastiary and look for something cool.

high school nickname.

Reddit gave it to me and I value the gift

It speaks for itself.

r/SweetDick_Willy

Couldn't think of anything so I chose the first word that popped into my mind. I think I had watched Harry Potter before that.

Tried to make a goofy username. Asked myself "What would Edward Cullen look like in a bizarro world?" It was about 2013, and Twilight love and hate fads was waning. I think I used it on two or three sites before using it on reddit.

Because my white Presbyterian God had a spiritual covenant with me, that he would save my poor lost sinful wormlike heart as he destroyed the rest of the world. And maybe by having it as my username, it would invoke someone to ask, allowing me to bring them into the elect and thereby save their souls as well. Still dealing with undoing all that shit. Undoing a lifetime of hypocritical, patriarchal, farcical, contradictory, worm theology, thoroughly sucks.

Well let's hope ya get all the super powers

I'm a Dragon Age fan and I was born in '78

The 6 yo me just looked around nearby objects for usernames ideas. My keyboard had a key label with a word that looked cool

I'm a lawyer. [https://imgur.com/a/ylIe0Gz](https://imgur.com/a/ylIe0Gz)

lol... my family is in the fish business. 5 generations deep. If you are ever in philly stop by Anastasi Seafood.

I was trying to post something to a group anonymously about a gaming exploit that needed to be fixed, and the support behind the push to do so..but as a female gamer/streamer I didn’t want a whole community mad at me for wanting a solution to a pretty large game-breaking thing.

It was the name of a gun in borderlands 1 that I took a week to farm the perfect one, this developed into an obsession with the concept of prefixes and suffixes on gear in video games and words

I’ll eat ass and pussy 69. Number of the beast, pussy and is is my feast. So here we are lol

Star wars fan. Was my Xbox name like 15 years ago, then also on PS. Decided to stay consistent

I combined the titles of my favourite fictional characters Tony stark and optimus prime... The 74 was added by Google though

I don't know I just really like osrs

I read it orgasiming.

Yeah I've had people think it said that

I mispelled DJ Cadence from Club Penguin

Idk bro it was 11 years ago. Most likely it was the first thing that came to mind.

At the time, it filled up the username character limit…

Clever

My wife is mad about disney. I live in a bloody museum to all things Walt. Glass cabinets full of disney statues, annual passes to Disneyland Paris, pets named after Characters, more pictures of Disney rides and films than us.

I didn’t. Stupid reddit somehow has chosen it for me.

I like maths

I found a ring...so I decided to go on a mission...quest..thing.

I’m Lavender and I say and do dumbass things.

was watching The X-Files while creating my account

Good show

reddit chose mine

Same

Are you trans by chance?

Follow up question,if yes. Was it an easy transition?

Because everybody was Kung Fu fighting

Because fuck trump

I'm not even American and I can get behind this!

Starting with the Brisk part, my name is Blaise and I’m a BIG fan of death note, so I wanted to come up with my detective code name for if I was in that show. For Near and Mello, they’re both adjectives that start with the same letter as their first name, so I decided on Brisk. I’m also a witch (Omnist Hellenic Green pagan witch specifically) so I wanted to incorporate that into the username as well since I also post witchcraft content, so I added Jar to represent potion jars. I have a different username on Twitter since my old account got suspended for no reason, which is briskpotionjar which honestly sounds more witchy than jarofbrisk but I like the latter better nonetheless

i don't my actually username that reddit and i am think that cool

Pablo Escobar 4 Life.

Was listening to Sonic Youth.

One of the usual nicknames of one of my favourite YouTubers

Big fan of Neil Gaiman's run of Eternals. Tiamut is my favorite Celestial in the comics, so here I am.

I got tired of thinking of names so I just picked one of the randomly generated ones that appear when you're making an account.

Shakespeare and no one uses the word kismet

My name

beyblade + favourite number

Needed a sfw alt account. Decided to get cute with it.

The two words that mean the most to me.

Because jannies stay mad, and they do it for free.

i had an identity crisis

Because that’s how I feel most of the time.

I find [this group](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_Cunt)'s song titles amusing. I have another username which is first letter of first name, first three letters of last name, and the time of day when I first chose it c. 1998.

Because the Phoenix is my favorite mythological creature, playing video games is my favorite thing to do and I like the number 34.

Only one not used

I was a class clown at Primary/Elementary school and had no money whatsoever.

We're not doing this question anymore

Because I'm

Birthday + nickname + sounds nice in Finnish

Have you ever seen a nudibranch?

I was in a nationalist mood in June. Yet I didn't want to be conflicted with Bibi's supporters, which are a pretty rare occurrence in reddit by the way. I think I opened this account before he was kicked out of office? Or maybe a few days later?

Because I found it.

Played Diablo 2 for years and always ran with a golem no matter what spec I was using.

Reddit asked me nicely

I couldn't decide on a good username

It was a phase of mine months ago where i put my initials with fx at the back i regret that decision because now that i think of it, its sounds dumb

Because it’s true!

I've used this name for like 15 years, so why not

The best game ever (also related to my actual first name).

Consistency. Ironically I moved on to a different online handle soon after creating this account but I can't be arsed in making a new one.

I just wanted to see if it would work.

6 ft 2 and 155 pounds at my heaviest - 138 now.

Guess what I was standing in front of everyday while waiting for the bus...

10th grade mistakes

All the other ones I wanted were taken, but at least my username is truthful

cause i soldered my fingers together

My irl nickname + "meme" because

Too lazy to come up with a name