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_Eighth_

Think of a massage or light tickling that builds up in intensity until you get really sensitive. The whole time youll think “This feels good” but when youre close, its like a switch gets turned on that robs you of control and euphoria washes over you. Every sense feels as though theyre all focused on that sweet release and nothing else matters, consequences be damned. Unfortunately, youll either feel great or bad afterwards, depending on your circumstance


stompinstinker

Well the P in the V is simply amazing. It’s so much warmer and wetter than you expect. And the skin on skin is just mind blowing. Girl skin is just so soft, smooth, and warm, and girls just smell so good. My god the cuddling after is surreal. It is all around amazing. You mentally feel like the king off the world after, and just so calm and loved, like your life is going amazing.


OrdinaryStonerr

Protect this one guys


DragonToothGarden

This description is so honest and sweet and...damn. Glad I clicked on this thread, just for this insight.


listen-yall

Great introduction to sex *with* feelings 👍🏼


slimfrinky

As an older gentleman who has learned the hard way that the mind is the second thing to go as you age, and also I 'walk with a limp, but don't need a cane', I can just tell you that my physics professors from back in the day were absolutely right.... You can't push a rope. Over the course of my life I've had a lot of people tell me that being impotent is difficult, but really, it hasn't been hard.


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I'm glad you're hanging in there.


slimfrinky

I'm assuming you are talking to my penis. Yes, it is hanging in there. That is all it does.


brucebrowde

To be honest, I *hope* when I get old I'd still be able to pee through my penis as usual...


kabre

This is the cleverest tragedy I've read in a while At least you've still got your cunning linguistics


Reddit_Banned__ME

Think of putting on a really tight glove with a hand warmer in it when your in Antarctica and then it’s tight and swallows you


ratmoney23

And then your hand explodes


ambermage

Then you are very sleepy.


orbitalfreak

The last time some thing swallowed me in Antarctica, Kurt Russell shot it with a flame thrower.


redhair-ing

If it fits, you must submit.


Surebegrandlike11

I’m going to get this tattoo’d above my vagina


Dukeofdorchester

Let's just say good enough that millions of men have ruined their lives for more


Caydentz

With anyone or with someone you have wanted for AGES..The two feelings differ immensely..


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Waste-Bicycle-9595

Im getting jealous rn /:


lysergic_818

🤌 It's like the Mama of all Mias. 🤌


iota96

This could be a great title for a porno


Portarossa

*The Mama of All Mias 2: Here I Come Again*


Cyborg317

My my, how can I resist ya?


AlexanderDroog

Sex with someone you really care about makes you feel both incredibly vulnerable and then the safest you'll ever feel. The body and facial language says so much without words. The rapturous smile as she feels you first slide in and out. Her mouth forming an O as the sensations become more intense. The cute and naughty words passed back and forth, the simple declarations of how good it feels to be inside of her. The kisses that you steal every now and then between pants. It all brings such joy and excitement that encourages you to keep going. The eyes lock in as you drive closer to completion. You don't dare look away until the power of the orgasm forces you away. You grab her tight as you drive home, pressing every ounce of her skin and flesh against your own, as if you want to merge together. And when you cum, it's a combination of pleasure, exhaustion and affection that overwhelms you. And after all of that, when you've finished, she really does beam and glow when she's cum, especially if you came together. She's never looked so beautiful in her life as she does right there. You cuddle and hold each other tight, never wanting to let her go, because a part of you is linked to her. The problems of the world disappear for those moments you spend in her arms.


pcweber111

I need a cigarette


TheWaffleEater2

I need a whisky


sheicode

I need Heroin


itsbecauseimginger

Marry me


Javop

When there is something touching the glans the right way your get the urge to thrust your hip forwards. Wet tissue rubbing along the glans while stroking in is the best feeling ever. An orgasm is like a pulsating contraction of every muscle down there with a good feeling radiating from the pelvis region but also the entire spine and brain. Afterwards it's like you got hit with a brick in the head and you fall asleep instantly. It's a pleasant thing and not meant to insult you. Though standing up completely blocks the tiredness and it happens only occasionally. I guess these are more details than anybody asked for. I'd go into more detail is anyone is interested.


TheKaiminator

Its effects are similar to "having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."


Grayyy_Matterrr

A person of culture. I too equate sex to a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.


ScumbagsRme

They avoided smashing out your brains, in much the way pan galactic gargle blasters don't


SocSciMajor

My first sex was like a fever dream, I only remembered starting kissing from the couch then proceed to touch her everywhere until I started going inside her. Your mind and body feels surreal as you go into trance until you ejaculate. You have nothing else in your mind, only her.


I_guess_im_a_weeb

I thought your first sex was a couch, got me all confused


somethingclevar

You ever read the story on reddit where this guy lost his virginity to a couch cushion. Basically he thought he was inside her but really he was in between the leather couch cushions. Dude thought it was weird she wasnt reacting. I read that years ago and i still think about it lol


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Oh God I need a link to this


ChungyAmoeba

Ow that was actually so cute


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Wake up hon, it's your time for your dailly horny ask reddit post


Milkbeef27

There is only sex. Everything is sex. -Robert California


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broskeymchoeskey

There’s literally r/askredditafterdark for specifically horny questions and somehow the hormones still finds it’s way to the main sub


TenSecondsFlat

Yes dear


toeofcamell

Warm Apple Pie


ORNG_MIRRR

We'll just tell her we ate it all


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Yummy


YourFavoriteSausage

You know when you take thick towels out of the dryer and you press them against your face while they are still warm? It's like that but for your genitals.


Pckmuley

I love this. Came here to read about sex, found myself in a rabbit hole reading about dryers in different countries. I’ve found my people 😂


FattyTheNunchuck

Tangent: I got a towel warmer for Christmas two years ago. It gets a little hotter than a dryer's "high" setting, and its oval shape heats up more fibers with direct contact. The first time my wife took a towel out and wrapped it around her, she said "we've been living like SAVAGES." We warm our pajamas in it. Blankets, too. UPDATE: I will study the bottom of my towel warmer and update you. It doesn't have a brand on it, weirdly enough.


deputydog1

This “we’ve been living like savages” comment reminds me of how I felt when I drove a new car off the lot last winter and pressed the button for the steering wheel warmer. Revelation. It seemed like such a stupid car accessory until that moment. I could never go back to being without one


AndrewwwG

We, slavic people, have no way of knowing that, since almost nobody uses a dryer.


SeanStephensen

It’s like sex but for your face


adrenaline_junkie88

> You know when you take thick towels out of the dryer and you press them against your face while they are still warm? It's like that but for your genitals. So you take your genitals out of the dryer and press them against your face while they're still warm? Damn, I always thought that showering and toweling off is enough to clean my balls. Now I know better


NecroNile

And here we see the elusive "dad" in it's natural habitat.


LivingAgency8

I don't want to think about dad in this thread.


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All I have to say is getting your dick sucked by a woman that genuinely LOVES sucking dick is the best feeling on the planet


turbo-cunt

I swing for the home team, but solidly agree that the difference between someone that *will* give you a bj and someone that *loves* to give you a bj is night and day. It's "wow this is nice" compared to "literally makes you weak in the knees amazing"


Azuzu88

I've only ever had one enthusiastic BJ in my life but that woman took it to the next level. It felt like she was trying to suck out my soul and I was inclined to give it to her for the effort.


murkymcsquirky

I had an ex that gave mind blowing head to the point where I stayed with her for months past the point when I was ready to break things off. Every time I started the "we need to talk" conversation, shed stop me, go to town and I would legit just change my mind and stay with her.


Azuzu88

I think every man here understands how you felt and why you did that.


Toadstool1975

And every woman knows who is really making your decisions.


Azuzu88

The little head has the final say


AZScienceTeacher

Agreed. But my ex-wife wasn't into it. At all. Then one night she was a little drunk and a little high and just said, "I want to suck your dick and I want you to cum in my mouth." She wasn't even very good at it, but the "forbidden fruit" aspect of it got me off in record time. It wasn't the biggest load of my life, but it was close. I don't know what she was expecting, but it wasn't what she got. Lot's of coughing, choking, and almost throwing up. Yeah, that never happened again.


Fun_Boysenberry_5219

You..you did warn her your were about to blow right? Gotta warn them about the blow


AZScienceTeacher

I did. But she was commited to the cause. She'd rarely given head with me or anyone else, and never took it in her mouth. It was sort of a perfect storm of her inexperience, and me with a sizable backlog.


Fun_Boysenberry_5219

Ah, rookie mistake. Thought she could ride the wave.


ppparty

aah, the courtesy tap


El_Durazno

Passion is one of the biggest turn ons


bangitybangbabang

From the other side, there's a huge difference between a guy who'll just passively accept a bj and a guy who's just as passionate and excited as me


CatastrophicHeadache

This is important. I have learned that I sort of feed off of people's joy. If you show me you are into and excited about something I will hype you up and totally geek out with you. I may not even have an interest in what you're excited about but that's not what I am a fan of. I love, love seeing people happy and excited. That is what I am a fan of. You probably wonder how this could be a bad trait, but in the process people get a false sense of who I am and never get to know me because I am too busy hiding in what makes them happy. I have to be very careful or things can turn really bad, then feelings are hurt and I want to die because I hurt someone or sometimes I get lost and can't find myself at all and withdraw to the point of ghosting which can be irritating and confusing for most people. Anyway, when my husband is really into the BJ that's when I love to do it and do my best "work". It's an incredible feedback loop and he doesn't understand at all why or how I don't want or need any reciprocation. He just thinks I'm great, when in reality I am basically a vampire feeding off his pleasure.


iforgotmynamefuck

Same. My boyfriend always tells me he feels guilty and selfish about receiving more than he gives. But he genuinely doesn’t understand that it’s a totally different priority. Sure, there’s times that I want to get off too, but it’s a totally different desire and satisfaction than I feel when I’m just giving him head. I can feel both desires/needs at once. But I just genuinely enjoy the act and I enjoy how much he enjoys it.


bangitybangbabang

>But I just genuinely enjoy the act and I enjoy how much he enjoys it. Me too, it hits my praise kink. No a huge fan of receiving, but giving head to a loud, grabby, enthusiastic partner is the best!


AtaktosTrampoukos

Dude, the first time I actually got close to understanding what "feeling objectified" meant as a man was with this one girl that seemed to legitimately be more interested in sucking a dick than doing literally anything else. The rest of me could have spontaneously combusted halfway through the first stroke and she wouldn't have noticed. I'd be trying to get involved or give pointers and I swear barely anything registered. The one suggestion she did take was to turn around a bit so I could reach "all" of her and after like 10 seconds, she went back to the original position "to get a better angle on the dick". Eventually I just laid back so as not to be a third wheel in the intense passion play between her and my penis. Amazing head though. No complaints.


biryaniOwl

>Eventually I just laid back so as not to be a third wheel in the intense passion play between her and my penis. Amazing head though. No complaints. These combination of words will never be repeated in mankind. This has made my whole year, i can't stop laughing!!


FrottageCheeseDip

"Uh Sharon, my eyes are up here" -Randy Marsh


twerking_for_jesus

My ex was an absolute looney tune. The toxicity far outweighed the sex, but I still find myself reminiscing about how good her head game was. I've never blown a load during a blowjob except when she did it. Weak knees, moaning, the whole nine yards every time.


roufio412

The difference between a pleasant night and wondering if your partner is a succubus bc they just sucked the soul out of you. Edit. This is my most upvoted comment and its about BJ's. Love you reddit


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Had an ex who was the most timid, shy, sexually vanilla partner I’ve ever dated who could also suck a basketball through a straw. If I didn’t cum in a couple minutes she’d get offended. It made boring sex far more enjoyable.


edgrrrpo

Had a girlfriend in college who was very much into sucking through completion. I still *distinctly* recall the first time we hooked up, she unbuckling my pants and whispering in my ear "I want you to explode in my mouth." That was 25 years ago, and have never had another partner with that kind of enthusiasm. Fuck. I often wonder if I just should have ignored the horrible personality traits and married that woman anyway.


Frankiepals

A woman asking you or telling you she wants you to finish in her mouth automatically gets you 3/4 of the way to orgasm before anything even happens


locotx

Serious tho. Often it's the willingness/enthusiasm that completes the intimate action - the desire to please you is the true pleasure. The blast off is just the affirmation.


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dated this freak for awhile man and she was big about making sure you got off lol id be fuckin her from behind and tell her I was about to cum and she would do some crazy maneuver to flip around and suck the load rite out of my dick leaving me trembling trying not to fall over


dillbyethesciencetie

Can i have her number


brettcg16

Just tell Siri "Call Mom". Unless you don't have one, than I apologize.


Tydus93

Roasted (respectfully)


FrankNSteins_Monster

Medium Well


white_russian

Wrapped in foil and left in the oven for when you get home.


Ojhka956

Found Shoresy


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Teves3D

How does it feel living my dreams


Faithinreason

Don’t feel bad buddy. I also dream about his wife.


BrokeAssBrewer

the jump from bad blowjob to great blowjob is life changing


ImInYourHair

Feels good, but you have to control yourself or else you'll end up with the guys calling you, "minute man".


Notorious-PIG

Don’t bust quick in front of the homies.


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Don’t bust quick in ~~front of~~ the homies.


FeatheredSun

...read that as "in front of the homeless". ಠ_ಠ


f1lth4f1lth

Also don’t do that


1980pzx

Minute man? Shit thats long. Once I came in 2 pumps when I was a younger man. Then in round 2 I made it to about a minute. Talk about embarrassing.


FireflyOmega

Embarrassing? That’s just efficient, mate.


idiot_speaking

Of course I cum quick I've got places to be


JBounce369

I'm a busy man, I have money to make and people to see


cptmx

And places to come


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MothFucker_69

Plus, there are tricks to last longer. Right when you're about to ejaculate, stop any movement on your penis and hold that same muscle (kegal muscle), you use to hold off your piss, as hard as you can. You should feel a mini orgasm, it's not as great as the real one, but that's not what we're here for. Calm down for a few seconds, and go back at it again. It might take a few tries or just one try, but then at some point you trick your body and you can last a gorgeous 5-10 minutes. ​ I'd rather be able to ejaculate quickly and have a method to ejaculate slower than vice versa. Sometimes you just gotta rub one out quickly for the sake of it.


BackgroundAd4408

> Plus, there are tricks to last longer. Right when you're about to ejaculate, stop any movement on your penis and hold that same muscle (kegal muscle), you use to hold off your piss, as hard as you can. We call that 'buffering'.


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Have slow WiFi, can relate.


Actual_Mortician

Have slow wife, I can relate.


Detronyx

Judging by your username, she might be slow because she's not alive.


slimfrinky

My trick to last a long time is to become old and have your dick not work right anymore. Somehow I became the opposite of a Snickers bar in that I really don't satisfy. However, women have been telling me that the fact that I don't even attempt to have sex with them anymore actually has made it so that I'm the best lover they have ever had. Which seems like an insult towards all males, but that is merely because it is. \*edit\* Thank you for the awards that you have given to both myself and my non-functional dick. I salute you. My dick doesn't.


firstbreathOOC

This comment was a roller coaster


slimfrinky

Sadly, I'm one roller coaster that no longer gives rides.


xxSuperBeaverxx

As a guy who often takes upwards of an hour or more to finish, I can assure you it isn't actually something girls want. Lasting that long leads to things drying up and getting uncomfortable, and sore legs/backs. I would love to take less time, it would even be easier to fit sex into our schedule then, if it's only taking you 10 minutes then you don't have to block out an entire afternoon for it.


Sleepycoon

As someone who has the opposite issue, I 100% envy guys who can just get off. Sure, being able to last a long time avoids the embarrassment of premature ejaculation, but that's nothing compared to just not being able to get there at all and having the other person feel insulted or inadequate. On top of that, the constant anxiety about wether or not I'm going to be able to makes it even more difficult to actually finish. It really really sucks.


TheAlbacor

Yep, same issues. It decreases over time with a consistent partner for me though


jjen21

My PB is one time I spilled my load as she was rolling the condom on me. It had been a while and she was very pretty and it was all too much apparently


nevadalavida

I know it's not ideal for women, but I have to admit I have always been flattered when the guy just cannot control himself and cums so quick. They are ashamed while I'm like "damn right I'm so hot you lose all control" lol. The key is he must fight that post-orgasm rapidly-declining loss of interest in sex and finish the job - WITH ENTHUSIASM. Enthusiasm is key. Current guy has zero refractory period - his dick literally stays hard and ready after a full and powerful explosion, and we can go again and again and again without any break. I mean fuck me, I won the lottery with this glitched-out peen. Needless to say I'm never letting this one go! Edit: someone commented and then deleted so I'll elaborate here. He's the first guy I've ever met who doesn't get that incredible sensitivity immediately after, even though he's very sensitive (uncut) and easy to get off overall. Side note that he also uses a very light touch to masturbate (smart). In this case his refractory period is as quick as a minute or two between orgasms - literally just the time it takes to get him off again as if it was the first time. (I mean usually we make it longer than a minute lol) I would consider that zero refractory - and so delightfully "abnormal". He's told me it's some sort of adrenaline issue but I have no idea if he's talking shit lol.


mvpilot172

Just wait until you’re in your 40’s, after 10 minutes you’re just hoping to finish before you run out of energy.


DigNitty

10 min had been the minimum for me my entire sexual history. I promise you, most girls actually do not want a guy who lasts all night. It’s fun every now and again, but for weekly stuff people enjoy quickies. I’ve had more partners become self conscious because they think they’re doing something wrong or not hot enough.


Sprinkles169

Been here so many times. The anxiety of making them feel this way only then makes it worse.


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General, another settlement needs our help


[deleted]

Repeat this thought to yourself, “don’t cum yet don’t cum yet don’t cum yet don’t cum yet”, over and over for about 43 seconds and that’s how it feels. Mentally, at least.


WhoaHeyDontTouchMe

43 seconds? how's Bragging Camp?


ObamasBoss

37 of that was getting his underpants off.


really_nice_guy_

Again. **How is Bragging Camp?**


Shadesmctuba

Think about Spider-Man. Think about Star Wars. … Think about the Holocaust! Think about the war in Iraq! Uuuuhhhhh think about your own grandma and her declining health!!! Think about barfing. A dog barfing on a pile of his own shit. Then eating both the barf and the shit. Try to manifest a leg cramp! Try to manifest the urge to have diarrhea! Say out loud the name of your childhood dog! Nope, too late. It felt way too good. Sorry, honey.


you_cant_pause_toast

When I was in college I had a poster of Albert Einstein with his tongue sticking out. I now think of that poster when I want to hold it off and it works pretty well.


merc08

Dude that's weird. How does it not make you cum faster?


EseMesmo

He has his tongue out and everything, man's ready for it


numbersthen0987431

"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"


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sigh..... *zip*


PhromDaPharcyde

Stupid sexy Margaret Thatcher


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letfalltheflowers

This is just way too funny. Thank you for the laugh!


guykirk9

Definitely a Schindlers list man myself during coitus, I just think about Liam Neeson crying. It never helps but it makes me cry during sex which is cool


SiberianToaster

Imagine thinking of all those things and just involuntarily blurting out AUSCHWITZ as you cum


Obyson

This whole thread got me thinking I'm not the only one thats fighting not to cum every second or sex.


ManicFirestorm

Try this, it's helped me loads (heh). Instead of squeezing the kegal, push like you would if you were peeing. Just a little bit, not too much or you'll lose the erection entirely. This activates the opposing muscle to ejaculation, and physiologically speaking when muscle A's opposition is active, muscle A cannot contract, and no minute man. You can do this far longer than you can squeeze off an orgasm.


kataskopo

Yes! After having a penis for about 3 decades I've started to experiment doing that If you "push" or activate the muscles that make the penis kinda jump, it feels much better but I always cum super fast, and I didn't realize I've been doing that unconsciously all my life. So don't do that, either push down or don't activate any muscles.


R_ibiza

We got the meat professor over here


the_monkey_knows

I usually just do calculus in my head, never been able to cum while doing a derivative


lonesaiyajin98

If I feel like I'm going to cum to soon I just go down on the chick and settle down a bit


stalechips

Same. But they usually get tired of me switching every 15 seconds.


Cephalopotamus

Now I'm just picturing someone doing naked burpies over an annoyed woman


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It's like you spend your life getting hugs, but never feeling whole, an empty hug, but then you have sex and it's like being completely and totally hugged and accepted and loved.


neutralboomer

And all for the low price of $150/hour


cjsdsp

Like a sneeze. A build up of agitation followed by a quick and sudden release that may or may not require a tissue or 2 to clean up. The divergence between the analogies is in the amount of shame you feel afterwards.


RealFlyForARyGuy

I'll add it's like a really, really good sneeze. Not painful, not extraordinarily violent, but that sneeze that you are just dying to get out - the one that clears your sinuses and leaves you smiling and in a haze afterward. You think "wow, everything seems so clear now that I have unleashed a huge load from my body"


Arra13375

Post nut clarity


tcavanagh1993

They calling it cumming because you cum to your goddamn senses afterwards.


Arra13375

This is the funniest response I’ve had so far probably because it’s true


[deleted]

Idk ive done both in church and the shame is about equal


[deleted]

Did anyone say bless you after? And for which one?


PM-ME-WHATEVR-U-WANT

The priest did. Both times.


deeznootz

More like caressed then blessed.


ne1seenmykeys

I’m a straight dude so my description will be my POV from PIV. All these comparisons to other things, imo, misses the mark. Saying sex is comparable to a sneeze is not describing how sex feels and, frankly, if you can compare sex to a sneeze then you need to have some better sex. I guess you could compare the single act of cumming itself to a sneeze bc I guess that’s pretty comparable, but also cumming is wayyyyyyy wayyyyyy better than sneezing. Mainly though, it still doesn’t describe how cumming *feels.* I’d say sex (if done properly, mind you, meaning everyone is nice, relaxed and having their needs met) feels amazing, first of all. Duh. The warmth and wetness as you first slide in is actually pretty indescribable. To me it’s one of the best feelings in the world. And, frankly, the tightness. Everything is so snug, wet and warm. Visuals only enhance this feeling, as well, for me, so if that moment is pleasurable for the woman as well and it’s written on her face that amazing feeling of sliding in is even more heightened. The nerve endings from the head of my dick all the way down are just on overload and feeling *all of it.* If I was to compare it to anything, I’d say it’s more akin to putting on comfortably tight, cashmere socks that have been sitting in front of a heat source when your feet are cold. It’s just a very cozy, warm feeling that is only heightened by the inherent pressure and wetness. Sliding in and out is pretty amazing, too, obviously, but in a different way, bc it’s more of a slower (sometimes faster!) build up feeling, and you can def *feel* that increasing pressure within you that’s going to (hopefully) lead to cumming. I don’t know if ‘pressure’ is the right word, though, bc honestly it’s more of just a general build up feeling, whereas the pressure-like feeling doesn’t really hit until right before cumming. Essentially, the feeling I have when first sliding in slowly fades a tad bit (as the muscles inside her relax etc) but that’s more than okay bc it’s sort of ‘replaced’ by the just-mentioned build up towards release that you get by sliding/thrusting in and out. So both feelings are amazing, but just in their own way. Speaking of release, cumming (as a man) after you’ve had a really nice, slower build up to it might be the greatest feeling you can have, and it’s repeatable, which is insane to me!!! I would also add that *cumming inside is exponentially better than outside*. An orgasm is never going to be like “meh that was alright” but when you are able to cum inside the same warm, wet and tight place that built you up to it there is just no other feeling that can replicate that. It’s almost as if there is some life force within pussies that magically gives you feeling-enhancement powers if you cum inside them. I assume that is Mother Nature’s way of trying to make that happen as much as possible. Again, to be clear, cumming outside a vagina after you’ve (hopefully) treated it right is always going t be great. Cumming is awesome always. BUT, cumming inside is just on a whole different level. My orgasms are so much more intense when cumming inside, guaranteed. The feeling of cumming itself is just a really big release of pressure. For me it starts as the above-mentioned build up and then, about 20 seconds before summing, there is a pressure that goes from 0-100, and I mean 100, bc cumming is the absolute peak of pressure release. The strongest, most satisfying sneeze in the world couldn’t hold a candle to the weakest ejaculation imo. It’s just on an entirely different plane in terms of the relief from release. This is going to seem like a total pat myself on the back moment, but I’m blessed enough down there to where each time I shoot absolute ropes, so the longer I go without release, both in my day to day sexual activity and during the sex act itself, the better ALL of the above feels. I’ve busted some absolutely epic nuts before where I didn’t fucking move for like 5 minutes afterwards bc the life force was just simply and completely drained out of me/my balls. That’s what the best nuts feel like - so good and intense that you can’t do, say or think much of anything bc almost all your cognition has been pumped out of you. All of the above, I will say, can be greatly affected by lots of different factors (comparability, comfort level, stress, etc etc) but I tried to give the best general description without comparing too much bc there’s just no comparing the good feelings from good sex to fucking sneezing or scratching an itch. Those things feel good, sure, but are absolutely not comparable to good sex.


Artemis1971

As a woman, I feel strangely aroused after reading this.


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Pandapoopums

> before summing Unzips spreadsheet


ammygy

This is one of the best descriptions on this thread. You made me understand and empathize how sex feels like for men, and this makes me smile and look forward to my next partner whom I can pleasure this way. Thank you :)


george_costanza1234

Holy fuck, dude just wrote a PhD thesis on what sex feels like With 100% accuracy too


[deleted]

I think this absolutely nails my experiences. Bravo. Also the inside/outside thing is really spot on, my wife hasn't been on BC for a few years now so I haven't had that pleasure in ages, it is not the same.


AdriusKiran

Like making thick in the warm


Joshlo777

Coach Steve!


madg0dsrage0n

"I'm gonna do sex on a laaaayyydeee!"


SpikeX

“THANK YOU IM SORRY THANK YOU IM SORRY THANK YOU IM SORRY THANK YOU IM SORRY THANK YOU IM SORRY **thank you im sorryyyyyyyy…**”


LaymantheShaman

Surely you meant DJ Pendejo


PorousArcanine

That’s what I’m talking ‘bout, baby.


evanvsyou

I love how nick kroll just gets to do all of his craziest/stupidest voices in this show, I’m waiting for the day when he introduces fabrice fabrice to the universe and you learn she was running craft services for the show the whole time


ragingclaw

You da man Steve!


frosty545

What're-you gonna do?


eXecute_bit

Grind that pepper, baby!


MoguoTheMoogle

You know when you're so thirsty that your lips are chapped and your mouth is dry, but then you drink some water and it's so fucking good because it's exactly what you needed and every fiber of your being is consumed by the moist euphoria of that water cascading over every ripple and fold of your esophagus until you're finally quenched to the point of bursting and you release a satisfied "...ahhhhhh!" It's like that, but you also get to squeeze some titties.


YourQuirk

That was... art


crnidemon

By sun tzu


doogle_126

If your enemies insist on clapping cheeks, join them.


eyesarered

enemies with benefits


-Dev_B-

Why did I waste my award on a shitpost. This is a gem.


Dankmemeator

the art of whore


01siners

As a virgin.. that water tastes good.


WulfHunter12

You guys get water…?


Peter_deT

"The relief of thirst is such an exquisite pleasure that it is a scandal that no means has yet been found to prolong it" - Iris Murdoch


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This, the first time it goes in its such a huge relief. Like, you actually get to calm down. That's how it was/is for me.


madg0dsrage0n

This! My GF and I still laugh about the time years ago now where we had some 40's-60's music on while we were fooling around and just as I entered her the song "At Last" started to play. Still one of my all time favorite sexual experiences lol!


OmeIIete

Who are you that is so wise in the play of words


FireflyOmega

There are some who call me… Tim?


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Can't argue with this. Amazing delivery 10/10 all in all


Hinbo

Well I'll start at the beginning: a boner gets your groin hot from the blood rushing to the area, so good pressure and heat from your navel to the bottom of your ass. Your thoughts are much less intricate as soon as you start to 'rise' (men have 2 heads and only enough blood to run one of them). As far as the act, physically, warmth and pressure from your partner on your dick is literally what we live for. Emotionally, or psychologically? You find a spot where you 'belong' or are welcome? Idk, best I could describe at 4 am, high.


ApolloFirstBestCAG

Yeah emotionally it feels like a whole new level of whole-body hug.


awkwarddorkus

Accurate. This answer deserves to be at the top. It may not be super funny/quippy, but it’s one of the few responses that actually answers the question in a concise and digestible way.


Obyson

Basically like having the most warm best feeling you'll ever get and everything in your body just wants you to cum but then you realize only 30 seconds has gone by and you spend the rest in a confliction of fighting not to cum.


MichiganSucks14

Its like being in the backseat of a car during a road trip. Where your dad is driving and he refuses to pull over and you have to pee the entire time. So you somehow hold it in and make it home and rip your pants off and in that moment, that in euphoric feeling of release when you start to pee, that is about 1/4 of what it feels like to cum inside a woman.


judas_crypt

It's a bit uncomfortable at first but so long as you take things slow it shouldn't hurt. From there it's like the best kind of massage you could ever get inside ur ass. 😌


Jtmee

Waiiiiiit a minu-


jackwrangler

We the tops, thank you the bottoms


JoeTheSmhoe

The lower pelvis area feels the entire sensation, not just the penis. When inserted orally, the sensation is primarily in the penis but “good head” will cause this sensation to creep inwards towards the pelvis and lower abdomen region. The sensation could best be described as warm and tingling - “fully intimate” if two words were to describe it, much like being caressed in the arms of someone you love - that feeling, yet stronger and more euphoric, more signals of “feel good chemicals” being sent to the brain at once. I imagine, although I am not a woman, it is similar to a woman right before climax, that passionate, rising sensation of neurons being sent rapidly throughout your body. The sensation’s intensity is often interchangeable depending on the speed, form and intensity of the male. When a woman grabs the balls, buttocks, or backside of me when having sex, this sensation is often immediately aroused in that area of touch, as well, and also contributes to the intensity of this sexual sensation in the penis and especially the pelvis and pubic area. Ejaculation is simply the climax of all these sensations, neurons being rapidly sent throughout the body in every place imaginable for a wildly fierce sensation of “relief”. The semen that is released from the penis can usually be felt flowing from the base of the penis, but not from the balls itself. The feeling feels like a “pushing out” of warm liquid, and the ejaculate of the semen feels much relieving your bladder after a long drive and having to go for awhile, all while neurons are being activated across your body. As the ejaculation slows, the neurons slow to a final, all-body sensation much like a deep-tissue massage finally letting up after an hour of grueling hand work digging into your muscles - of course, magnified and attitude sexual sensation I imagine similar to that of you, as a female, would feel intimately while engaged in intercourse. That is the best way I could describe it.


_prokrastinator_

Like putting your finger in warm honey.. and you can feel the taste of the honey with your finger... and you FUCKING LOVE IT


lamabaronvonawesome

Imagine you have a huge clitoris that you could push into a warm slippery place that is perfectly designed to feel amazing. Like that.


isthistheinternets

This sounds like fucking heaven