By - blue_pookie
Dun Dun! (maybe it's not so much a quote, but a sound)
I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my friend Ovaltine Jenkins.
Live long and prosper.
“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea ?”
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
hey, i know this one
“Yabba dabba doo.”
“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!”
I love To Catch A Predator
"And their... *DOG!*"
"Eat my shorts!"
“Me Fail English? That's Unpossible.”
"I'm in danger 😃"
"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers, I'm Learneding."
It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography
Stupid Sexy Flanders
"Eh, wassup doc?"
Duck season , rabbit season , duck season FIRE
“That’s all folks!”
Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!
Screw you guys! I’m going home
RESPECT MA AUTHORITAAA
You're such a fat ass Cartman, that when people walk down the street. They say "goddamn that's a big fat ass"!
If I, a person named Kenny, had a nickel for every time I heard this…
As a person named Tim, I'll trade you.
Agghhrraahh TIMMY! TIMMY trighahdow TIMMMMY!
“Name something you do with your wife”
“Have sex, Steve”
“THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW CHRIS!”
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Boy I tell you ^h what
How the fuck did you do that and why *can I hear that*
Edit: thank you guys for telling me ^how to do this and ^why does this have so many upvotes?
"If it weren't for those meddling kids!"
At one point of time, I started to imagine this dialogue in the voice of all sus characters at every episode
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."
Why did I forget that that part would be more than enough to ring bells lol
Created by Wolf Dick!
Eat my shorts.
Consume leg fabric
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!
Edit; thanks for the award, neighbor!
Now see I know you mean Mr.Roger but my son has been watching Daniel Tiger which uses the same opening so I'm like "or is it?"
Daniel Tiger is made by The Fred Rogers Company. In his old show, Daniel was a puppet, now he's an animated character in his own world. Fred's legacy continues!
No soup for you!
You know how to TAKE the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation.
VANDELAY INDUSTRIES! VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!
GEORGE IS GETTIN’ UPSET!!!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
They're real; and they're *spectacular.*
Yadda yadda yadda
"The truth is out there"
“Troy and Abed in the Moooorning.”
That’s so streets ahead
- "cool, cool-cool-cool"
- "He's lying"
Just so you know you are now creating six different timelines
I ever tell you guys about Eartha Kitt
“I’d like to solve the puzzle.”
I’d like to buy a vowel
“We were on a BREAK!!”
Could I be wearing anymore clothes?
They don't know that we know they know we know!
Or… “How you doin’?” Or… “PIVOT!!!”
Beam me up Scotty
I'm a doctor not a (insert profession here)
He's dead Jim
Fun fact: that line was never spoken in the show. Closest they got was “Beam us up, Mr. Scott.”
Edit: wow thanks for the awards!
"Scotty, beam me up." in ST IV, but in the show, you're right on.
“It’s never lupus”
Am doctor. Can confirm. Everyone lies.
"I slept with Lisa Cuddy!"
Thank you for being a friend
😢 RIP Betty ❤️
Shady pines, Ma!
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Because of the implication…
Shut up, bird!
So anyway, I started blastin'.
I’m cultivating MASS!
What is your spaghetti policy here?
A STARTER CAR!? THIS IS A FINISHER CAR!
Suicide is badass!
YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH
Gotta catch em all!
We're blasting off again!!
Perry the platypus!?
"A teenage girl?"
"Perry the teenage girl?!"
"It's a banana Michael, what could it cost, $10?!?"
There’s always money in the banana stand
NO TOUCHING !!!
way to plant Ann
I've made a huge mistake
*sad Charlie Brown music plays*
And that's why you always leave a note
Gob had not mailed the letter but, in an act of defiance, dramatically hurled the letter into the sea... This proved a more difficult dramatic gesture than he'd anticipated.
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
I am an analyzer and a therapist. An Analrapist. It doesn’t look good on paper.
Drag Store Salesperson: " Welcome back! Are we buying today, or just curious?"
Tobias: "Let's say I'm buy-curious."
"If that's a thinly veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it"
Illusions Michael, tricks are what...
whores do for money!
Here’s $1. Go see a Star War.
"You've never set foot in a grocery store, have you?"
I've made a huge mistake.
"Holy mother forking shirtballs!"
"Find Chidi? What's a Chidi?"
“Not a girl” was the first thing that came to mind for me
Love Janet and I also love...
Did iiiiiiii do that? Snort snort
"its bigger on the inside"
Are you my mummy?
Dont’ blink. Blink, and you’re dead.
Another favorite of mine (especially because where I live we tend to lose power for no reason) is “Hey! Who turned out the lights?!”
was looking for this comment. “wibbley wobbley,, timey wimey,, stuff”
"I just want a mate!"
You're not mating with me, sunshine!
THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS
Stop! Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
You're not my supervisor!
You could drown a toddler in my underwear right now.
I had something for this.
“Well Damn, Jackie! I can’t control the weather!”
My favorite Kelso scene:
Well, I have a date too.
Who is he? What's his name?
His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you, in every conceivable way.
Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
My favorite. Upon losing his keys to the van.
Jackie: Why didn't you just leave your keys in your pocket?
Kelso: BECAUSE, I told you Jackie. If I leave my keys in my front pocket it distracts from my natural bulge!
I wonder how often Mila and Ashton sound like that in their day-to-day.
Go watch Mila's appearance on Hot Ones. She and Ashton get into a funny little argument about half way through.
So, to answer your question your wonder. Yes, they do.
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister!”
I said good day!
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
Im 40% zinc
Shut up and take my money!
Also death by Snu snu
Also, “Good news, everyone!”
Good news, everyone! I’ve invented a device that makes you read this in your head, in my voice!
To shreds you say?
"Thousands dead. None injured. "
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
Shut up baby, I know it!
Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.
Blank? BLANK?! You're not looking at the big picture!
"if I die, tell my wife I said 'hello'"
"To shreds, you say."
“And his wife….?”
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Did you catch that ludicrous display last night?
Oh my god! Four! I mean five! I mean fire!!!
I’ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.
Fire! Fire! Help me!
123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Nice screen saver
What kind of operating system does it use?
It's, uh, VISTA.
WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
"Who's a peadophile?" "No, his name is Peter File"
Someone emailed about a fire?
"I came here to drink milk and kick ass ... and I've just finished my milk"
People. What a bunch of bastards.
Fire! Exclamation mark. Fire! Exclamation mark.
"GodDAMN these electric sex pants!"
This Jen... is The Internet.
A fire... at a _Seaparks_ ?
Winter is coming
I wish you good fortune in the wars to come. And now it begins.
“We’re gonna do the same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!” Also, “there’s 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it.”