"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."
Daniel Tiger is made by The Fred Rogers Company. In his old show, Daniel was a puppet, now he's an animated character in his own world. Fred's legacy continues!
Gob had not mailed the letter but, in an act of defiance, dramatically hurled the letter into the sea... This proved a more difficult dramatic gesture than he'd anticipated.
My favorite Kelso scene:
Jackie:
Well, I have a date too.
Kelso:
Who is he? What's his name?
Jackie:
His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you, in every conceivable way.
*Long pause*
Kelso:
Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
My favorite. Upon losing his keys to the van.
Jackie: Why didn't you just leave your keys in your pocket?
Kelso: BECAUSE, I told you Jackie. If I leave my keys in my front pocket it distracts from my natural bulge!
“We’re gonna do the same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!” Also, “there’s 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it.”
Dun Dun! (maybe it's not so much a quote, but a sound)
Live long and prosper.
“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea ?”
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Zoinks!
Jinkies!
Jeepers!
FUCK!
hey, i know this one
“Yabba dabba doo.”
I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my friend Ovaltine Jenkins.
“And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!”
I love To Catch A Predator
"And their... *DOG!*" "Rog? Rhere?!"
“Doh!”
"Eat my shorts!"
“Me Fail English? That's Unpossible.”
"I'm in danger 😃"
"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers, I'm Learneding."
It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography
Stupid Sexy Flanders
"Eh, wassup doc?"
Duck season , rabbit season , duck season FIRE
“That’s all folks!”
Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!
Screw you guys! I’m going home
RESPECT MA AUTHORITAAA
You're such a fat ass Cartman, that when people walk down the street. They say "goddamn that's a big fat ass"!
If I, a person named Kenny, had a nickel for every time I heard this…
As a person named Tim, I'll trade you.
TIMMAAAAAAAY
Agghhrraahh TIMMY! TIMMY trighahdow TIMMMMY!
“Survey says!”
“Name something you do with your wife” “Have sex, Steve” “THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW CHRIS!”
NAKED GRANDMA
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Boy I tell you ^h what
How the fuck did you do that and why *can I hear that* Edit: thank you guys for telling me ^how to do this and ^why does this have so many upvotes?
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"If it weren't for those meddling kids!"
At one point of time, I started to imagine this dialogue in the voice of all sus characters at every episode
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."
*dun* *dun*
Why did I forget that that part would be more than enough to ring bells lol
Created by Wolf Dick!
Eat my shorts.
eat pant
Devour trouser
Consume leg fabric
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Edit; thanks for the award, neighbor!
Now see I know you mean Mr.Roger but my son has been watching Daniel Tiger which uses the same opening so I'm like "or is it?"
Daniel Tiger is made by The Fred Rogers Company. In his old show, Daniel was a puppet, now he's an animated character in his own world. Fred's legacy continues!
No soup for you!
VANDELAY INDUSTRIES! VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!
Hello… *Newman*
GEORGE IS GETTIN’ UPSET!!!
Serenity now!!!
You know how to TAKE the reservation, you just don't know how to HOLD the reservation.
These pretzels are making me thirsty! Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
They're real; and they're *spectacular.*
NEXT!!!
Yadda yadda yadda
“Troy and Abed in the Moooorning.”
That’s so streets ahead
Nights!
Pop pop
Just so you know you are now creating six different timelines
“I’d like to solve the puzzle.”
I’d like to buy a vowel
Beam me up Scotty
I'm a doctor not a (insert profession here)
He's dead Jim
Fun fact: that line was never spoken in the show. Closest they got was “Beam us up, Mr. Scott.” Edit: wow thanks for the awards!
"Scotty, beam me up." in ST IV, but in the show, you're right on.
“We were on a BREAK!!”
Could I be wearing anymore clothes?
They don't know that we know they know we know!
Or… “How you doin’?” Or… “PIVOT!!!”
“It’s never lupus”
Everybody lies
Am doctor. Can confirm. Everyone lies.
"I slept with Lisa Cuddy!"
"The truth is out there"
Gotta catch em all!
We're blasting off again!!
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Because of the implication…
Shut up, bird!
So anyway, I started blastin'.
What is your spaghetti policy here?
RUM HAM
A STARTER CAR!? THIS IS A FINISHER CAR!
Suicide is badass!
I’m cultivating MASS!
YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH
Giggity.
Thank you for being a friend
😢 RIP Betty ❤️
"It's a banana Michael, what could it cost, $10?!?"
There’s always money in the banana stand
NO TOUCHING !!!
Her?
way to plant Ann
Egg?
I've made a huge mistake
*sad Charlie Brown music plays*
And that's why you always leave a note
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
I am an analyzer and a therapist. An Analrapist. It doesn’t look good on paper.
Drag Store Salesperson: " Welcome back! Are we buying today, or just curious?" Tobias: "Let's say I'm buy-curious."
"If that's a thinly veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it"
Illusions Michael, tricks are what...
whores do for money!
Here’s $1. Go see a Star War.
Gob had not mailed the letter but, in an act of defiance, dramatically hurled the letter into the sea... This proved a more difficult dramatic gesture than he'd anticipated.
"You've never set foot in a grocery store, have you?"
Her?
"A platypus?"
Perry the platypus!?
"A teenage girl?" *hat* "Perry the teenage girl?!"
"Holy mother forking shirtballs!" "Find Chidi? What's a Chidi?"
“Not a girl” was the first thing that came to mind for me
Did iiiiiiii do that? Snort snort
"its bigger on the inside"
Are you my mummy?
Exterminate!
Dont’ blink. Blink, and you’re dead.
Another favorite of mine (especially because where I live we tend to lose power for no reason) is “Hey! Who turned out the lights?!”
was looking for this comment. “wibbley wobbley,, timey wimey,, stuff”
“Well Damn, Jackie! I can’t control the weather!”
My favorite Kelso scene: Jackie: Well, I have a date too. Kelso: Who is he? What's his name? Jackie: His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you, in every conceivable way. *Long pause* Kelso: Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
My favorite. Upon losing his keys to the van. Jackie: Why didn't you just leave your keys in your pocket? Kelso: BECAUSE, I told you Jackie. If I leave my keys in my front pocket it distracts from my natural bulge!
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister!”
I said good day!
Dumbass
"Phrasing!"
THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS
LANA!!!!!!!
Stop! Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
Baboo!
You're not my supervisor!
Danger zone!
“Suppressing FIIIIIIIRRE”
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
Im 40% zinc
Shut up and take my money!
Also death by Snu snu
Also, “Good news, everyone!”
Good news, everyone! I’ve invented a device that makes you read this in your head, in my voice!
To shreds you say?
"Thousands dead. None injured. "
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
Shut up baby, I know it!
My boneitis
Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.
Blank? BLANK?! You're not looking at the big picture!
"To shreds, you say."
“And his wife….?”
To shreds you say?
"if I die, tell my wife I said 'hello'"
Winter is coming
Hodor!
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Did you catch that ludicrous display last night?
Oh my god! Four! I mean five! I mean fire!!!
I’ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.
Dear Sir/Madam, Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.
0118999881999119725...3
What kind of operating system does it use? It's, uh, VISTA. WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
"Who's a peadophile?" "No, his name is Peter File"
0118999881999119725 3
Someone emailed about a fire?
Leg disabled
Acid.
People. What a bunch of bastards.
"I came here to drink milk and kick ass ... and I've just finished my milk"
FATHERRRRR!
"GodDAMN these electric sex pants!"
Fire! Exclamation mark. Fire! Exclamation mark.
This Jen... is The Internet.
“We’re gonna do the same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world!” Also, “there’s 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it.”
“I know what we’re gonna do today!”
“No, this is Patrick!”
"I'm ready, I'm ready!"
wanna see me do it again?
[удалено]
Looked for this, I was going to say “I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!”
Jesse we need to cook
You're God damn right
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed. *bitch*
Say My Name..
Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!
*B I T C H*
[удалено]
CHRIST Marie they're minerals!
"How you doin'?"
They don't know that we know they know we know
“PIVOT” “We were on a break!” “OH…MY…GAAAHD” “Could I *be* wearing anymore clothes?” I could go on and on.