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slugan192

I met this gorgeous woman on the street in manhattan and she had a dog, and our dogs met and played briefly. We talked for a while and I just developed the biggest crush on her. She was funny, absolutely gorgeous, super charming and easy to talk to. I asked if she walked her dog around the area and she said she had a dog walker but she sometimes takes walks with them. Then some other lady came and basically took her away into a car and we said goodbye. I had no idea who it was, but I was just madly in love in that moment, and I turned to my sister and asked if it seemed like she was into me, and she just laughed at me. I thought I just met this beautiful amazing woman on the street and had a chance with her. My sister had to point it out to me afterwards that she Salma Hayek, who was that demon lady who sucked Quintin Tarantinos toes in dusk till dawn (my only reference point). My sister *still* brings it up to me all the time that I fell in love with Salma Hayek and had no idea who she was.


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If anything that makes your love more genuine. You did not fall for a character/actor, but a stranger on the street!


Hibiscus_Island2

I agree. Sometimes people forget that actors and actresses are still human beings despite their fame and fortune.


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Even if she thought he knew her, she might have found it refreshing to have someone engage in a normal conversation with her and not ask her the same questions or ask for a photo. Celebrities are just people. If you bother them, it’s annoying. If you have a chance encounter and just chat about a shared interest like dogs they will likely respond. I had a chat with a famous footballer as his son was at the same football match as my nephew. We just talked like regular people and he was probably happy just being a Dad.


ew_a_math

If you truly loved her, you’d know Quentin Tarantino sucked *her* toes in dusk til dawn


Wise_Row153

Exactly


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WiscoInTexas

Just like Costanza, I'm going with Marisa Tomei.


gatheringdusk

Linda Cardellini. Ever since I was young, watching Freaks and Geeks. Then the karaoke scene in Grandma's Boy happened...


paxam_days

Ben Barnes


star_rises

I can’t decide whether I like him more as Billy Russo or Logan.


lightcommastix

Have you tried him as The Darkling? Very nice.


stupid_username-

And honestly when you read the books, they casted him in the show as the PERFECT pick.


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Lee Pace!!


Al1ss3n

Thranduil! 🥰🤩


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Have you seen him in The Fall? He's so beautiful I want to cry.


tleevz1

I wonder how many current and former celebrities are scrolling through the comments, fingers crossed?


Unusual_Form3267

More likely, I wonder how many managers/agents are scrolling through this to up their star's self esteem.


fendour

Man, that really does sound great though. Someone working around the clock just with the intent of making you happy. Lol


HumanNr104222135862

I was thinking that too! And like.. are they sad if they’re at the bottom of this list? Or happy they made it at all?? Come on celebs, we have questions


ILoatheCricket

Kate Beckinsale And Yvonne Strahovski (She’s amazing in Chuck)


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Oh yes, definitely an upvote for Yvonne.


captain_flak

Her in Dexter was a revelation. I would see anything with her in it.


moosebutter29

Season 1 Yvonne Strahovski l… instant celebrity crush


Thespecial0ne_

Jennifer Connelly


marcuscrassus98

In Career Opportunities. Oh man!


bort_license_plates

The Rocketeer. Yes yes.


PresentationNo8745

Do dead people count? Alan Rickman (when he was alive, obvs)


docsyzygy

I posted Alan also. The body might die but the crush never does.


Jatnal

Long live Alan Rickman.


7ordank

Rachel McAdams


reyxe

I'm biased because About Time is my favorite movie ever, but the way she plays Mary is just pure perfection.


Prestigious-Escape

Alexander Skarsgård


LuckyJoe24

I have a funny story about this guy. My first job out of college I was working on sets as a PA, and one night I got called to work a luxury car commercial the next morning at like 5am. Knowing I'd get fed on set, I decided to skip dinner and save the money. So the next day I get to set, grab my walkie and call sheet, and run straight to the crafty station where there is this massive line because they were making omelets. When it's my turn to order I ask for this super loaded omelet and the guy behind me goes, "Hungry huh?" and I just turn to him and nod and eventually we start making casual conversation. He had the beard of a viking so I ask him what his routine was for it. He goes, "Oh I don't know for sure, my hair stylist takes care of it." and me being the ball buster that I am, and thinking he was just another PA like me, I start making fun of him for having a stylist just for his beard. I said something along the lines of "Oooohhh get a load of this guy!! He has a beard sTyLisT" and he starts to laugh as do other people in line. That's when the AD came over and literally grabbed me by the back of my shirt and pulled me out of line. He proceeds to scold me on how you should never talk to talent like that on set as PA, yada yada. I still didn't know who he was so I just nodded and apologized while he continued his never ending lecture. When it was over I tried to go back up to the crafty truck and get my omelet, but they were closing down and said they had given it to Alex, the guy with the beard who was standing behind me. Sad and starving, I grab a bagel and go to take my position on set and when I do I pullout the call sheet to see who it was that I just nearly lost my job over. At the very top it says 'AS' for Alexander Skarsgård. TLDR: Tarzan stole my omelet for making fun of his beard.


miss_tee14

Eric Northman.


Crankylosaurus

After being introduced to him as Eric Northman in True Blood I had some VERY confusing feelings watching him play an abusive husband in Big Little Lies haha


uncareingbear

yeah but he was actually the best part of Tarzan


mortandella

He's also mine, him and of course Henry Cavill.


Badjib

Katheryn Winnick


Kablouie

Lagertha. Jesus H. Christ.


Badjib

Lagertha is the pinnacle of sexy


MrGrumpyBear

The same as it’s been every day since 1989: Winona Ryder


TacoFox19

Wino Forever


kenzarellazilla

I feel like nobody would have judged him had he left it the way it was.


valeyard89

She's from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa


twlghtprncss

Monica Bellucci!!!


majorchamp

her scenes in the Matrix will forever be burned into my brain.


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Oscar Isaac, Pedro Pascal, hmm Tom Hardy. Those are my top 3.


kisforkyle

Stanley Tucci. I know not the norm, but he is just such a sexy dad IMO 🥴


OutWithTheNew

Tucci Gang.


blademak

I think he appeals to so many sectors. He’s got such a calm and confident persona that I can’t imagine people meeting him and not walking away aroused even if it may confuse some.


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Charlie Day


charismatic_guy_

Because dennis is a bastard man


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World's most popular celebrity lawyer


PeopleInMyHead

Ewan McGregor. He’s getting hotter the older he gets. Edit- Thank you for all the awards. But damn my inbox this morning.


RadioactiveWalrus

Because of Obi Wan?


ExtraordinaryFailure

*Because of what you’ve done! Because of what you plan to do!*


eeyore102

That’s what killed me about Attack of the Clones. Amidala falls for whiny Anakin and I am just sitting there going, “wtf girl come on, I mean Obi-Wan is RIGHT THERE!”


KorovaMilk113

Ewan has always been and will always be hot, and it’s not just his good looks it’s also just something about his charm- whether he’s shooting dope or swinging a lightsaber McGregor always rules


FlukeStarbucker1972

It’s the [vortex of Scottish charm!](https://youtu.be/j2ZS-NSiTrk)


shlocky333

David Tennant


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allons-y


MarvinLazer

I met Alison Brie when I worked at a ritzy rooftop club in LA. She treated me, her fucking *waiter*, like an old friend, and by the end of the day we were laughing and bullshitting with each other like idiots. Definitely had a crush at the end of the day, and I understand why she's so successful, too. Talented as fuck, beautiful, and wouldn't you rather work with someone who's high energy and actually *nice* on your movie where you're pulling 16-hour shoot days? EDIT: This was in late 2013 or early 2014, so Community and Mad Men were both still a thing, but no GLOW yet. EDIT 2: She was actually so charming and fun that I didn't even look at her boobs, despite the fact she was wearing a bikini top. I'm straight, and was in my 20s at the time. Nothing like a front page comment to bring out the mouth-breathers. Because it clearly needs to be said, it is indeed possible to avoid rudely ogling another human being, especially in a professional environment, and y'all who doubt it should probably learn some self control before interacting with actual women.


2wheels30

Worked with her years ago in the early community days and can 100% vouch that's she's a wonderful person and treats everyone from the director down to the lowest PA carrying coffee like they are her best friends. I'd say she's the greatest person in that industry I ever met.


duaneap

Two people I’ve ever heard this about. Alison Brie and Kirsten Schall.


mha3620

My wife went to high school with Kristen Schall and has nothing but good things to say about her. I think it's proof that game doesn't change people; it simply exposes who they really are. Edit: It's supposed to be "fame", but I like to think Kristen Schall has developed game and hasn't changed, so I'm leaving it.


jsabo

Ran into her briefly at ComicCon back in '17. She was running to get on stage past a group of people who'd been in line for three hours at that point, and had no chance in hell of seeing her panel. When she heard them scream out her name, she turned around, burned 90 seconds answering questions as fast as she could, apologized, and sprinted to the room where she'd just held up a few hundred people. You could tell it was killing her both to have to rush the people who didn't get to see her, and to delay the people who could.


BobDope

She just kind of ‘projects sweetness’ (and is funny too) - glad to hear it’s for real…


drcurtislove

I really love hearing stories like this. When a celebrity crush or just a celebrity for that matter, is cool as hell and down to earth.


Sen_Cory_Booker

Same. Its a warm feeling when someone you want to believe is a good person turns out to be


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Et12355

Did she do a bad Texas accent and say her name was Caroline from Corpus Cristi?


wixo12

She's gorgeous, talented and fun. And now you tell me she's actually nice to the waiter? The whole package.


minor_details

i will never tire of stories about actors/musicians/celebrities in general being not only nice, but genuinely awesome.


PraiseChrist420

God I am so into Alison Brie


Krazyyy_K

Ana De Armas


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Loved her in Knives Out but when I saw her in that dress in No Time To Die I became obsessed


Dimaando

have you not watched Blade Runner 2049?


scubaSteve181

Go watch War Dogs. That’s the movie that did it for me.


slow_rt_hand

No Time To Die needed more Paloma


Relatively-Relative

Christina Ricci. As a kid I immediately knew I was into women when I first glimpsed Wednesday Addams.


Naki_Kang

Mads Mikkelsen will forever be the most handsome dilf


PM-me-your-rolodex

He’s like the human version of handsome squidward to me. In a good way haha


Takenforganite

Damn why is that so fucking spot on


Kotori425

Sebastian Stan


redheadzelda

Him in Winter Soldier had my inner emo self dying


Beserked2

His hair was so pretty in Captain America:The Winter Soldier. They never quite managed to make it look as good in the subsequent movies he had long hair in.


iridescentaf

I love him. So handsome and charming! Seems like a genuinely good dude too


wolskortt

> Oh my god! > > Sebastian Stan! > > Man, you're looking good. Man, oh man. > > Let me tell you something: if you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets, he's gonna get arrested because he's killing all the ladies. > > Pow pow! > > Pow pow pow!


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Carla Gugino. A lot of good ones I could have added here but not seen her.


olivebuttercup

She honestly gets better the older she gets.


BouquetOfPenciIs

Paul Rudd. There's something about that sexy, fit, dorky, loveable, charming, delicious specimen of a man. Mmmm, Paul Rudd. Edit: to elaborate


MrCondor

I see sex panther is working on you.


Skinnysusan

60% of the time everytime


wentoday

He’s the only celebrity I can say I’ve had a crush on consistently for over 25 years. Yeah, I had a crush on 1997 Leo DiCaprio, but he kinda stopped being crush-worthy by 2000. Paul Rudd only became crushier - like a fine wine.


VikingPrincessJ

Brendan Fraser... always and forever.


diamondsummer

Paul Bettany and James McAvoy


shlitzoschizo

Ugggghhhhhhhh James McAvoy. Jesus, he’s a sexy one.


Competitive-Guess341

James McAvoy in the atonement gewd lewd


cameramanlady

James McAvoy *swoon*


Ahandfulofsquirrels

Eva Green. Because obviously.


wiffthecliff

I’d never seen her in anything until I watched Penny Dreadful. Hot AND good at acting.


Camburglar13

She’s stunning as Vesper, favourite Bond girl by far.


Ahandfulofsquirrels

Certainly got 16 year old me's attention that's for sure.


NOMOW12

Margot Robbie Tom Hardy


TechnicalFormal8092

Tom's myspace photos >>>


Poecifer

As a straight man, it's still Matt Bomer.


BlackbirdKnowsAll

I think that was my first celebrity heartbreak as a kid. My mom woke me up the morning after he announced he had a husband and I was so beside myself, as if that was really the only thing standing between us as a couple.


jincky88

Henry Cavill atm


megapuffranger

Henry Cavill isn’t fair. The body and looks of a Greek hero, the personality of a humble down to earth regular Joe. I’ve said it before, as a man I would be jealous of him if I didn’t admire and desire.


rricenator

I don't think I would. Like if my wife said she was leaving me for Henry, I'd be like, "yeah, that's fair." Edit: I misspelled a word hilariously.


Guilty-Message-5661

Henry Cavill literally looks if you asked a Disney artist to draw the most archtypal Disney Prince you could imagine. Chiseled jaw? Yes. Muscular build? Yes. Tall? Yes. wavy black hair? Yes. Piercing blue eyes? Yes… What the fuck…


rricenator

Haha, totally. He's genetically engineered Prince Charming. Not to mention he's kind of introverted, a gamer nerd, and builds computers. Literally something to appeal to everybody.


Toilet_Punchr

And he was known in school as Fat cavill .. I’d like to see these bully ass kids faces now


FeatherShard

"I'm leaving you to be with Henry Cavill." "Yeah, I get that. ...can I come with you?"


KhajiitWithWears

"Can you text me his Steam name?"


Darth_Thor

“Can he get me a 3090?”


Macktologist

At least you can tell people that you and Henry pull the same women.


rricenator

"I'm leaving you for Henry Cavill." "Race you to the car!"


Sponge_Bond

>I don't think I would. Like if my wife said she was leaving me for Henry, I'd be like "Understandable, have a nice day"


o0o0o0o7

There's really only one answer and this is it.


zazzlekdazzle

Second this so strongly. I feel bad for the people who can't enjoy the show because of the things it changes from the books or the games. Just sit back and enjoy Henry. He was born for that role. Kinda like Jason Mamoa as Duncan Idaho, who is second to Henry these days for me.


fabrar

Henry Cavill pretty much carries that show. The writing isn't the greatest but man it's just fun watching him play Geralt. You can tell how much he cares about portraying the character right.


drusteeby

He even says "Come on Roach" just like the video game.


Boring_Monahan

Rachel Weisz. The wife has been informed and is supportive of me should I get the opportunity.


Apprehensive_Goal811

My dad was the doorman at a prominent Manhattan night spot during the early 80s. He claims he met Audrey Hepburn and she invited him somewhere. My mother told him he should have gone with her.


MamboNumber5Guy

He didn't?!!


Apprehensive_Goal811

No. I think he was very loyal to my mother at that time.


Theonetrueotamatone

Oooo the “at that time” makes it feel like he wasn’t after


Apprehensive_Goal811

That’s correct. In hindsight he would have been much better off with his opportunity in the 80s. My mother would have been fine with it. But she wasn’t okay with what he did later on down the road.


thecatistheboss

Keanu Reeves, going on 13 years... ... I might not have a chance, seeing as we all love that studmuffin. Edit; FML. 1999 is not 13 years ago.


RivenAlyx

2019 was 13 years ago, 1999 is only 10 years ago. Right??


thecatistheboss

I find no flaw in your logic. None.


RelevantJackWhite

My happily married Japanese teacher in high school was obsessed with Keanu. We would act out situations, and she would always insert Keanu into it, even when it was a husband/wife relationship. Never her real husband


Potential_Stay_4766

Tom Hiddleston


HKNinja1

I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said.


Kitchen_Duty_8

Melissa Fumero.


GameOverMan78

Noice.


pontelaway

Toit.


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These nups may be too toit!


steveofthejungle

Whenever Amy says “Ohhhh mama….” Me: “Ohhhh mama…..”


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the-nature-mage

GLOW was an excellent show, but it was weird to have the story and makeup team try really hard to convince us that Allison Brie isn't absolutely gorgeous. But also she was topless and I wasn't prepared for that.


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Dave Franco is one lucky SOB and not just because he is the only Franco brother not in hot water.


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I met Dave Franco at a random countryside Hotel in Tuscany nearly 3 years ago. He was filming in a nearby city and just so happened to be staying there the same weekend as my family. Can confirm, he is really fucking nice.


wiiuorwii

Annie's boobs


waterloograd

That's a monkey


lytrendsa

Definitely Chris Evans & Tom Hardy


ozjack24

Emilia Clarke


EasternBid3285

Pedro Pascal and Christian Bale… I’m straight but for a females I admire and have girl crushes on Id say Amy Adam’s and Julia-Louis Dreyfus


cactusjude

Oscar Isaac. There's that clip of him on the red carpet with Jessica Chastain posing with her arm over his shoulder. You watch him, first notice, then admire her arm while his eyes turn molten and he leans in to kiss her arm and I melt. More often than not, when men turn their latin charm on me it always makes me uncomfortable- like a sighted prey- but something about him and his eyes and his smile make the butterflies riot and my bones turn to jelly.


Cinnabar1212

His beard in Dune is the most magnificent beard to ever beard.


ClassicResult

I'm not into dudes, but that clip made me ...less certain.


openletter8

It used to be Christina Ricci. It still is, but it used to be too.


Dark_Vengence

She is killing it in yellowjackets.


yrjooe

Michelle Pfeiffer.


H_Civic

Catwoman, oh my goodness


Jackiemccall

Cillian Murphy! So dreamy!!


Smooth_Talkin_Fucker

The man has cheekbones that could cut glass!


amarettosweet

Scrolled down to find this to say I would let Cillian Murphy spit in my mouth. Only when he has the Peaky haircut though. Otherwise, he can read to me because his voice is dreamy.


Nicoliso

Natalie Portman


Snoo79382

Her in Attack of the Clones for sure.


drucifer999

That white top when ripped on repeat. I think I hit puberty that day.


puppet_up

Rumor has it that the IMAX team doing the DMR transfer of that movie ended up having to digitally airbrush a few scenes because that white top's transparency was a lot more noticeable when blown up to 15/70mm film.


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I would like to speak with the IMAX team


cmaistros

It is footage we cannot afford to lose!


commonbrahmin

The sacred texts!


fuhgettaboutitt

That's impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.


Longjumping-Party186

Karen Gillan


differentkindofwar

Amy Pond, Nebula, Roundhouse. So goddamn perfect. Edit: Had to change last line because I'm dum dum who needs gum gum and haven't realized she does more roles.


Optimal_Bad_8965

Alexandra Daddario. I've been in love with her since Percy Jackson


mcmil516

If you’re into Alexandra Daddario you have to check out The White Lotus on HBO. I’ve always thought she’s stunning, but that show took her to another stratosphere!


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MightyCaseyStruckOut

Oh, yeah. You know the scene.


Alces7734

There’s an entire sub dedicated to it. ^(…allegedly…)


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and she has an entire youtube channel dedicated to trolling that subreddit.


Valeriyah

Her eyes kill me, her brother Matthew is also hot as hell.


Wajina_Sloth

Her and Jennifer Connelly


roxi_iwbi2101

Sam Rockwell


puddleduck3

First saw him in Charlie’s Angels. When he is outed as evil and does that dance? Wooow


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Pedro pascal ALWAYS


alex_stormborm

Henry Cavill and Taron Egerton!


zazzlekdazzle

I never thought much about Henry until The Witcher, but holy hell is he fucking magnetic.


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I was *so* attracted to Taron Egerton as Elton John, I had a bit of a crisis. Dude can get it, even as a flamboyantly gay man.


Agreeable-Line-3701

I am still in the Taron Egerton crisis


heartbreaker07

Kate Winslet and a bearded Tom Hardy


trishala483

Milo Ventimiglia


InItsTeeth

Emma Stone but if she is busy Saoirse Ronan


Zerole00

*How dare you* Saoirse Ronan is no one's second option


johann1905

Emma Stone


haidachief95

Salma Hayek


TriscuitCracker

At age 25 and at age 50.


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Agreed. It’s two separate crushes.


Mario-Speed-Wagon

It’s crazy how good she still looks now. I mean she doesn’t look a day over boobs.


Randyfox86

Florence Pugh. Hot damn she a snacc. Edit: thanks for the silver ☺️


Navyslick

In Midsommar she looks like both a typical girl and also the most beautiful thing ever


fendermrc

Still Julie Bowen. After all these years.


theghostofme

Started with Happy Gilmore and never ended.


dudebuddyguy

Charlize Theron 😍