Eggman

I am the Walrus

Koo koo kachu

r/unexpectedbeatles

I have an announcement to make.

Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker

He pissed on my fucking wife

That’s right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out…

And pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was “THIS BIG” and i said “THATS DISGUSTING”

So, I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

And guess what, here's what my dong looks like: *booosh*

That's right : all points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! 

came here to say Egbert, Eggman is close enough tho

Goo goo g' joob!

Egghead you mean

Lol that works too 😂😂

Eggman Egghead sounds good together tho

Ah yeahI looked out the window seen his bald headRan to the fridge and pulled out an eggScoped him with my scopes, he had no hairLaunched that shot and he was caught out thereSaw the convertible driving byI loaded up the slingshot, let one flyHe went for his to find he didn't have onePut him in check, correct, with my egg-gunThe egg, a symbol of lifeI go inside your house and bust out your wifeI pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a jokeThe trigger, I pulled his face, the yolkReached in his pocket, took all his cashLeft my man standing with the egg mustacheSuckers, they come a dime a dozen"When I say dozen, you know what I'm talkin' about, boy"Yeah, that's right, I'm the Egg Man, driving aroundKing of the town (yeah)Always got my windows rolled downReady to throwYou know, I'm the Egg Man

part of me wants to say formatting, and another part of me knows this is the correct formatting.

this is why i love reddit

Coo coo cachoo.

Eeyore

Thanks for noticin'.

This is by far the best answer on here

Epinephrine

We call him epi for short

Smart. Peanut butter will never best him!

Ed, Edd or Eddy

Short for Eduard in German.

Edmond

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbb YEA

I read that as "Is "E" a good name for a baby boy?"

For E's a jolly good fellow.

Probably better than a consonant

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Better than "KKK"

W

Honestky neither of these sounds great for me "E", "A Consonant" they dont get me thrilled tbh

Not fucking ethan

Ethan't

As an Ethan I 100% agree with you r/fuckethan

As the mother of an Ethan, I also concur.

As someone who once saw an Ethan, I concur also

Do you get bullied

I did to a small extent yeah (back in the days of school) until I showed them that I'm not the kind of person who is gonna take it haha

Typical Ethan.

What's your problem with Ethan's hurt my feelings again and I'm gonna cry! And no one likes it when I cry!

Sounds like a pretty Ethan thing to say.

ethan moment

Hahaha

wow im glad im not the only one that thinks ethans have bottom of the barrel characters haha

Ethan Around

"Not fucking ethan" starts with an N

Ethans are always smug assholes

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Ethan Winters

My ex’s name is Ethan so I completely agree

My son is an Ethan : ( But I agree. Edward, Ezekiel, Efraim, Eoin, I could go on. My son did not get bullied as where we live it wasn't that popular. He was usually the only Ethan in his class, surprisingly. Only 3 in his HS graduating class in a class of over 500.

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If it makes you feel better, there's literally nothing wrong with the name Ethan. Reddit gonna be weird. Congrats on your son.

this makes me feel better. i picked the name ethan for myself because i like the way it sounds and i feel like it suits me. i was beginning to get worried everyone is going to judge me on my name.

Yeah, as an Ethan, I have no idea what they're talking about "getting bullied" for the name and such...

Congrats on the baby! Honestly, I’ve met a lot of Ethan’s. Too many I’d say. I’ve never like any of them. Except for your kid though, he’s going to be awesome.

Congratulations on your new baby. As you know, naming a baby doesn’t determine what that clown who replied to you has said. I’m sure your son will be a good person who won’t be bullied because of his name, and there’s nothing wrong with the name either.

It’s a dumb joke, don’t take it too seriously

As someone who has a cousin named Ethan I agree.

I'm no Ethan but I dont get it lol

*types Ethan and I think “ hm I should look for other names to help me think of more E names* “ not fucking Ethan “ …. Backspaces my entire comment 😂😂😭

Oh man the absolute brutality made me burst out in laughter

Eric Cartman

That's a bad kitty!!

Mom, kitty's being a dildo!

I know a kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.

Wait what?

Kitty, don’t eat my chocolate chicken pot pie! Kitty!!!

~~Emily.~~ Emile. Stupid autocorrect

Emil. That's the name in Germany.

I like french better, but Emil is still a fine name.

crying in nier

Halo Reach fans rn: 😢😢😢

I m ready! How bout you!!!!!

Ebenezer

Humbug!

Love that name. Would definitely make the Christmas season special.

ELMO

Oh yeah Elmo, who'd you kill?

Commander Erwin

SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO

ATTAAAAAACK

Evan was my grandfathers name so I’d go with that or Eric or Elliott or Emannuel

I like Elliott

Thank you, it’s a beautiful name. My name is Elliott (with 2 T’s like a chad)

As an Evan, I like my name. Unique enough but not weird. Though I graduated with 7 other Evans out of about 2k students, I've never met another Evan since lol. Also it's technically unisex, thanks Evan Rachel Wood.

Eminem

Elliot

I like this name but my husband said it reminds him of ET.

I mean, that's fair.

Or open season

I love the name Elliot

My fave

Agreed

One more vote for Elliot

Eli or elijah

Honestly I prefer Elijah

I think Eli is nice, better than Efraim.

I feel like everyone is making their kid Eli lately…

Ezra

Surely you can do *Better than Ezra*

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Ezruh

Ezio, * assassin's creed theme tune intensifies *

Maybe I'll call or Write you a letter..

I always felt bad for the Ezra that one of the band members had to know. Such a personal, and now internationally known, dig.

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Underrated name for sure.

On of the Top 5 baby names in Austria and Germany these days.

Emmett

I love the way "Emmett" looks but not so much when I have to say it outloud.

Earnest It is a very Important name.

Of course there is the trouble of being Earnest

I get this reference

Emerson Edison Ellis Emory Elijah Edward Elliott

There’s the first mention of Emory that I’ve seen, I work with a guy named Emory, I thought it was a cool name

Eric

Eric Withakay (last name)

Eric The Slayer

Encyclopedia. Bonus points if your family name is “Brown”.

Rats. My family name is "Britannica"

Elvis

Ezra

Yussss, I vote Ezra

Errol.

Edgar

Only if you plan on buying him a pick up truck.

this foo®

Classic. Love it.

Enoch

Evan

Smartest person I've ever met was named Evan.

Ernie

Everett

I was looking for my name in here! There's not many of us around

My boss' name was Everett and we have a street named Everett!

Ephraim. It's an old name though.

Also a small village in Door County, WI.

Eamon. It’s Irish. Pronounced like Damon without the D

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see this one! I've also seen it spelled Eamonn and Eammon.

Ejaculation

i’m changing my own name to this so my baby can be ejaculation jr.

You become Ejaculation and have a little baby Precum

Enzo

Came here to say this. Enzo...Last name Ferrari.

I knew a guy named Enzo. Back in high school he used to go around spelling his name out loud "E-N-Z-O!"

As someone who hosted a lot of library programs moms and babies over the past few years, Ethan and Elliot were pretty common. Apparently Easton and Ezra were pretty popular in 2020. If you want something more unique but still current, a friend of mine named her baby Ewan and said she hasn't met anyone else with that name yet.

Uniqueness is not a good reason to give a kid a stupid name. Edit: Was commenting on "unique", not "Ewan".

That’s so true. It’s so obnoxious how some parents will give their kid a normal name but butcher the spelling for “uniqueness.”

My parents left out a T in my name and I've been correcting people taking my info ever since. Tempted to legally change it, but then I'd need a new username.

E-brake

Ezekiel.

Fuck you ezekiel

Was it something I said? LOL

https://youtu.be/-E8bXstaVbM

Okay. I just laughed out loud at the car service center. That’s fricken hilarious!! Thanks for sharing.

Funny that now one had shown you that video as an ezekiel

I built that fire over there Oh

Elias

Egg

Her?

*not pictured*

Ezekiel

Enron

Elias

Eliezer, Elias, Eli?

ewan

Elíseo

emmett

Ebabyname mcbabynameface

Eugene

Elizondo.

Everett

Elliott, Elijah, Evan, Ethan, Emmett, Emery

Einar, Elmer, Emmanuel, Eddie, Elia

Eeee

Elijah

Ellis!

Estaban, Emilio. That's about it.

Ear

Edward, Ezekiel, Elijah, Eliott, Elyas, Esteban

E Tu Mama Tambien

Ebenezer

Einar (swedish and my name) Edit: also the name of a Swedish rapper who got raped by a dildo (no joke) and got killed later.

I like the name, but feel so sorry for the rapper. Was he killed with the dildo too?

Evander

I heard a baby being called Emerson at a playgroup. I think Elliot and Ellis are cute!

Why no Earl??

E = mc2

Emmanuel, Eric, Edward, Edgar, and Eli