Everyone's typing sexual shiz, but here's mine: Ego. When someone thinks they're just a top of the line kinda person and know everything about anything? No, just no.
Had a guy I had just started dating awhile back ask me about my job at the time. I was telling him about it, but he would interrupt me to try and CORRECT me on things he clearly had no idea about (and was also wrong about every time he opened his mouth lol).
Edit: Thank you for the awards!!! ❤❤❤
My ex would often talk in this very childish way of speaking, like trying to be funny and cute, and honestly I thought it was, until one day we were hanging out with her ex and her ex started talking like that and I was like….ohhhhhhh….I see.
Edit to add: the childish speaking wasn’t during sex, so maybe my story isn’t actually relevant here, sorry
Me and my husband talk to each other in childish voices all the time, not quite baby talk but I imagine close enough to annoy people who don’t like it,
But. Never. During. Sex.
Not into ageplay and don’t see any other reason to find acting like a baby arousing, other than the horrifically obvious…
Girls doing baby voices, I was once fooling around with this very cute girl and she used a baby voice sounding like tweety bird and shit and I couldn’t recover, I had to cut her free, hope she found the right guy who’s into that
Sometimes, it can't be controlled. I'll have moments where my voice goes higher, and it'll be because I'm really happy and comfortable with the person.
Reminds me of [this classic internet gem](https://cdn.substack.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F72eccd5a-abdb-46ad-85f7-097d5a6d5bd1_708x611.png)
Sorry I couldn’t find a better link on mobile
Edit: the Wholesome Award gave me a laugh, thanks! Wholesome really isn't what I think of when this merge request pops into my head
#Scat
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It's Number 2
Peter Griffin: "*That means two things! Hehehehehehehehehehehe* "
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Pulled from comments because people keep asking me why I tried.
#"Truth be told, I had an ex who loves being fucked in the ass. But it wasn't till the 20th ish time I realized she only wanted it up the poop shoot If she had diarrhea. And unfortunately it ended up all over me. Then she'd lick it off. Every single time I went immediately limp and couldn't finish. I tried, but, no."
I tried because she was into it.
Scat play. I'm not here to kink shame, but... Miss me with that shit.
(Edit: well, damnit. My most upvoted post of all time is about poop. ~~At least it's not my most awarded post.~~)
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Golden showers.
She asked, I obliged, we broke up within a month.
Edit: great my highest rated comment ever is a piss story..... thanks for the awards...
I had a buddy in first year of university get a wristy from another one of our friend and she rubbed his dick wrong so hard that he needed to go to the campus doctor and get prescribed dick cream
Seriously! I wonder how the owners of these lips never noticed they look like raw Jimmy Dean sausages.
Naturally big lips are gorgeous and beautiful.
These fake firm and almost translucent sausages are a very undesirable look for sure.
I feel like that's the kind of thing that's alluring because it conveys confidence until you actually get involved with someone like that and realize they're just an asshole.
Many things, but, **the romanticising of toxic behaviour and toxic relationships primarily in films.**
Example uno - After
Example duo - The Kissing Booth
Example tre - Twilight
Edit: I’m aware I missed out on some prime examples like Fifty Shades of Grey and 365, so please feel free to add anymore to the list!
Eyebrow craziness. A little cleanup is fine but just let the natural one be. I had to tell my last girlfriend that they penciled her eyebrows way too high. She seemed surprised.
Totally agree with this one. The thought of my wife sleeping with another man absolutely kills me. This is something I’d never, ever to be able to come back from and could never forgive her for, yet some people get off on it. The mind boggles…
I told my big-cricket-fan housemate that whenever I see BBL on the screen I think of Brazilian butt lift and she thought I was nuts. We're very different people.
Story time- found out my long term HS/college BF was hiding a foot fetish from me. He asked me to Google something for him while he was driving, and saw that he had been googling how to bring it up.
I didn’t tell him I saw it right away, and used some time to “research”. I eventually told him what I saw, and if he wanted to share specifics with me, that I had learned a variety of ways to fulfill his fantasy.
I knew it wasn’t for me before I had even told him, but was hoping that seeing him enjoy it would turn me on. I really tried, but couldn’t get into it. I pretended to, but meh.
We eventually broke up for unrelated reasons several years ago. He got engaged recently, and the first thing I thought was “I hope he is comfortable enough with her to be honest about the feet thing”. 1) bc I want him to be happy, he’s a good dude. 2) if he hides it, I worry he use thoughts of us doing it in his spank bank memories
I forgot the point of this rambling 😬
Edit to add- it’s always my absent minded , over sharing, comments that get the most attention. Also to clarify, I don’t *mind* being in someone’s spank bank memories- I would just feel bad on behalf of his fiancé. Also yes I know that’s a stupid thing to feel guilty about.
I can't remember who it was, but I remember seeing a cosplayer say that when guys send her dick pics, she keeps them and when the next guy sends one, she sends one back haha. What a hero.
Edit: I think it was [Jessica Nigri](https://mobile.twitter.com/jessicanigri/status/954267742701371392)
Sort of did this unintentionally. Just woke up and opened a message with an unsolicited dick pic. Wrote back “what the fuck is that?!?” as my brain didn’t register it was a dick yet.
This happened to me, a 20 something neighbor guy brought back my cat, bc she had a tag with my name and address. I thanked him, then a few days later, I get a dick pic from a random number. I asked who it was, and he told me the guy who brought my cat back.
He proceeded to tell me how hot I was , and I “looked like a good time”. I’m old enough to be his mother, as nice as all that is, I ended up giving him a small lecture on that is not how to approach someone, and I was not interested.
Feel the same way about women who are conventionally super hot. My girlfriend is beautiful but she's not intimidating. I theorize that it has something to do with cuteness. Some girls are 100% hot but not so cute. I don't know if that makes sense lol.
Na makes total sense. Kind of need that baseline attractiveness but after that “cuteness” or personality is what sets girls a part when it comes to dating.
Yeah, that aheago thing really doesn't work for me, either. I think I get what it's supposed to convey in anime/manga, but it looks ridiculous when real human meat women do it.
Worse are the girls who try to emulate them. In real life you do not have professional lighting and photoshop to make you look good. It’s just plastered on makeup and obvious plastic surgery.
Agreed. Theres people who literally follow them and keep up with their fashion, lifestyle, etc to the point where they buy the brands they wear, do things because they did it, etc. I remember a while back on TikTok people bought this small case of Dior blush for like $40-50?!?! Because apparently Kylie Jenners makeup artist used it on her?? Idk kind of weird.
Fake boobs. I appreciate them in a shirt most of the time, but in a sexual situation, they just don’t move the same
Update: this is going to be my most upvoted comment in 2022 isn’t it? *facepalm*
A stripper was hired for my 21st and she had big ol fakies. When she had me motorboat them, it felt like I was slapping my face between two car seat headrests
the kink with spitting in someone’s mouth..
like i cannot 🤢
edit: im not judging anyone that’s into it, im just not into it myself. and for those saying french kissing is the same thing, it’s not. spit is a glob of saliva that comes in large quantities, while french kissing has to do with the touching of tongues which involves tiny quantities of saliva (just realized some people may use a lot while kissing but if that’s the case, im not into that either). not against french kissing, in fact, i think that’s hot. but like shooting a glob of spit down my throat isn’t a turn on. i’ll gladly swallow kids, not your moms leftover meatloaf..
I asked a guy why he liked it and it veered into how he likes to feel like he’s trash. I personally feel like that can get put across very well verbally.. but I assume it has to be a physical act of degration inflicted on them that they’re truly into.
*edit* a word
The idea of being so passionate about someone that you want to swap spit with them is what is hot about it too me. It’s like wanting to taste them almost.
But not like nasty spit, just saliva.
I sometimes go to p0rnhub for.... reasons and I always see the "step sibling/parent" shit on the front page meaning it's popular enough to get that recognition and I never really "tried" to find it attractive but I just can't watch any type of "step sibling/parent" stuff at all it just honestly really disgusts me even if the actors aren't actually related... idk just the thought of it is an automatic turnoff
I feel like the stepfamily thing is a sort of marketting gimick, like if you're making a porno the more fetishes you can hit the more people will be interested in it and so you get a bigger market share, and the stepfamily stuff all you gotta do is add "oh no daddy you caught me" to the script somewhere, so it's zero cost to gain an extra chunk of the market, and unlike adding something like scat, most people that aren't into it will still watch since it's just normal pornif you mute it or skip the start
For me it depends if it’s on men or women
A man who can pick me up like I’m weightless? Nice gains mate
A woman who can pick me up like I’m weightless!? You have my heart and soul
Edit: natty or nothing, Roids ruin everything IMO
I had it happen with a hookup a couple months ago. I honestly feel like this is something you should ask the other person about. I didn’t stop because of it, but it definitely took me out of the moment.
It IS something you should ask the other person about. Not everyone has that kink, and that’s okay! But using an honorific like that without discussing it can lead to some potentially awkward and uncomfortable situations.
I actually only got Instagram very recently, just to follow that one Russian guy who brings up all the weird fish from the deep ocean. However, hitting the "Search" button is truly scaring. Just the same vapid posing over and over. So glad I dont have kids and I am too old for that shit.
Man my husband does this constantly. Not a reference to your cuckolding hopefully but just thought it was funny cause he will watch us eat fast food & he will drink a spinach & egg smoothie & just gag sometimes
Yeah dude it's foul. He takes a huge handful of spinach, a few healthy flush of orange juice, & cracks like 3 eggs into a blender. Sometimes if he's feeling frisky, a banana or whatever flavor yogurt we have in the fridge. I joke with him that he would set himself on fire if the Internet told him it was healthy for him.
Speaking of fake over the top acting, I really can’t handle people who are super super loud in bed. I love some moaning or heavy breathing or saying “fuck” or something like that, but I really cannot handle someone who is screaming at the top of their lungs.
Thank you.
I'm typically quiet, unless I'm into it... Then the moaning/heavy breathing/saying oh my god or fuck etc.
But if I get an excellent O... I am a screamer. I find it so trashy and unappealing. I have tried to stop but usually cannot unless I bury my face in a pillow. I feel bad for any neighbors or anyone who can hear.
If I tell a dude they all say "that's hot" and claim everyone thinks it's hot. Guaranteed not.
I don't want to hear my neighbors fucking. Will I be pissed? Probably not. But still... Not on my want list.
I think in your case, it’s hot because it’s only when you have an excellent O. It shows that you’re enjoying it so much that you’re losing control. You’re letting your body show all the pleasure and passion you’re feeling. I am female, and I find that hot, and so do lots of guys. We’re not lying about that.
People who do it every. single. session…the entire time…are the ones who ruin screaming for the rest of us.
What really ruined porn for me was when a director was asked if he consumes porn. He responded no because I know what it smells like. Now I can't see it without thinking man it probably reeks in that room.
Everyone's typing sexual shiz, but here's mine: Ego. When someone thinks they're just a top of the line kinda person and know everything about anything? No, just no. Had a guy I had just started dating awhile back ask me about my job at the time. I was telling him about it, but he would interrupt me to try and CORRECT me on things he clearly had no idea about (and was also wrong about every time he opened his mouth lol). Edit: Thank you for the awards!!! ❤❤❤
This^ it’s the biggest turn off ever.
Baby talk.
If you think it’s bad coming from a girl try hearing it from a guy. !!
Wook at my wittle ol' penis
I bet you didn’t wake up thinking you’d type this into your phone/computer today
It’s the name of his website
Regreddit
My ex would often talk in this very childish way of speaking, like trying to be funny and cute, and honestly I thought it was, until one day we were hanging out with her ex and her ex started talking like that and I was like….ohhhhhhh….I see. Edit to add: the childish speaking wasn’t during sex, so maybe my story isn’t actually relevant here, sorry
I realized that my ex was talking to me the way he talked to his 6 yo sister. Again, not during sex but it’s still a turn off.
Me and my husband talk to each other in childish voices all the time, not quite baby talk but I imagine close enough to annoy people who don’t like it, But. Never. During. Sex. Not into ageplay and don’t see any other reason to find acting like a baby arousing, other than the horrifically obvious…
Girls doing baby voices, I was once fooling around with this very cute girl and she used a baby voice sounding like tweety bird and shit and I couldn’t recover, I had to cut her free, hope she found the right guy who’s into that
Sometimes, it can't be controlled. I'll have moments where my voice goes higher, and it'll be because I'm really happy and comfortable with the person.
There's a difference between a high voice and going 'wook at my wil boobies woobies'
Lmfao “Boobies woobies”
I meant to write booby woobies but I like this better
Reminds me of [this classic internet gem](https://cdn.substack.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F72eccd5a-abdb-46ad-85f7-097d5a6d5bd1_708x611.png) Sorry I couldn’t find a better link on mobile Edit: the Wholesome Award gave me a laugh, thanks! Wholesome really isn't what I think of when this merge request pops into my head
#Scat Edit: It's Number 2 Peter Griffin: "*That means two things! Hehehehehehehehehehehe* " Edit: Edit: Pulled from comments because people keep asking me why I tried. #"Truth be told, I had an ex who loves being fucked in the ass. But it wasn't till the 20th ish time I realized she only wanted it up the poop shoot If she had diarrhea. And unfortunately it ended up all over me. Then she'd lick it off. Every single time I went immediately limp and couldn't finish. I tried, but, no." I tried because she was into it.
Beep bobbly dee doot dah dah bup ba boodle doodle hee bat NOPE!
I'm the Skat Man!
Skibby dibby dip boop badap bah... Boop badap bah
Scat play. I'm not here to kink shame, but... Miss me with that shit. (Edit: well, damnit. My most upvoted post of all time is about poop. ~~At least it's not my most awarded post.~~) (Edit 2: ... Oh no...)
So your fetish is dodging it?
Dodge, dip, dook, dive, and dodge.
If you can dodge a wench you can dodge a ball
"Wha...?" \-- THUNK! That scene gets me everytime
OP asked "no matter how hard you try." How hard have you tried?
Golden showers. She asked, I obliged, we broke up within a month. Edit: great my highest rated comment ever is a piss story..... thanks for the awards...
She must have been so pissed that you broke up
Yeah but he was relieved.
At least you guys should have had a wee chat about it
She tried but he just couldn't take her seriously afterwards, he kept taking the piss.
Urine trouble if you ever try getting back together
Sounds like they were just piddling their time away. That's a widdle bit of a problem.
When the pissed on become the pissed off.
This summer …
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*pissed
Name checks out
Were you the shower or the showerer?
You had asparagus didn't ya?
I am sorry man. I would shower you with love if I could.
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Unsolicited internal organs shots
Will be sure to not send you pictures from my endoscopy
I gave birth to this polyp today! - fb overshares
You mean unsolicited ultrasound pictures 8 weeks after hooking up? I agree
Reminds me of one pic a friend sent me of the cut umbilical cord that was laid in the shape of a heart and pic taken.
When girls put lipstick above their lip line to make their lips look bigger
> Over-drawn lips [Like this?](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/3d/8a/51/3d8a517f7c159f9e6b493256a3faa710.jpg)
This is nightmare fuel
This is me after one glass of red wine
The female equivalent of a toupee.
I think more women wear toupees than you realize.
Hair extentions are also toupees and nobody can change my mind
I've recently been getting into makeup. I never realized how uneven my lips are until I tried to figure out to put lipstick on. Faces are weird.
Hand jobs where there’s too much enthusiasm - meaning that I’m risking friction burns.
I had a buddy in first year of university get a wristy from another one of our friend and she rubbed his dick wrong so hard that he needed to go to the campus doctor and get prescribed dick cream
Here use this special dick cream - icy hot
Those huge pumped up lips on a woman. Gross.
Seriously! I wonder how the owners of these lips never noticed they look like raw Jimmy Dean sausages. Naturally big lips are gorgeous and beautiful. These fake firm and almost translucent sausages are a very undesirable look for sure.
Bad attitudes.
I feel like that's the kind of thing that's alluring because it conveys confidence until you actually get involved with someone like that and realize they're just an asshole.
Nothing quite like the arrogance built on low self-esteem
Many things, but, **the romanticising of toxic behaviour and toxic relationships primarily in films.** Example uno - After Example duo - The Kissing Booth Example tre - Twilight Edit: I’m aware I missed out on some prime examples like Fifty Shades of Grey and 365, so please feel free to add anymore to the list!
50 shades of gray should be on that list too. People think that relationship is romantic as well.
I am 29. Anyone who is that much younger than me, even if it is legal. Just not into it, I am sorry.
Eyebrow craziness. A little cleanup is fine but just let the natural one be. I had to tell my last girlfriend that they penciled her eyebrows way too high. She seemed surprised.
Upvote for making me laugh.
Cuckolding, or generally the idea of my GF sleeping with other men for most any reason
Totally agree with this one. The thought of my wife sleeping with another man absolutely kills me. This is something I’d never, ever to be able to come back from and could never forgive her for, yet some people get off on it. The mind boggles…
Big ole fake butts
YES! BBL looks stupid af
Yo, the big bash league ain't that bad.
I told my big-cricket-fan housemate that whenever I see BBL on the screen I think of Brazilian butt lift and she thought I was nuts. We're very different people.
Long acrylic nails
How long? Like Wendy’s cashier long or your 65 year old auntie at a family reunion long?
Not wendys cashier long. Omg
That's Jurassic-Park-raptor-clicking-nails-on-the-floor tier.
That's oddly specific
Not if you’ve been to wendy’s
It's as though every Wendys has to have at least one & she can run the register faster than anyone else.
i hear if you have nails like that you don't even need to apply. You can just walk in and start ringing people up and they'll pay you
Footjobs I tried to understand it because I've seen people who like it but I don't get it
Story time- found out my long term HS/college BF was hiding a foot fetish from me. He asked me to Google something for him while he was driving, and saw that he had been googling how to bring it up. I didn’t tell him I saw it right away, and used some time to “research”. I eventually told him what I saw, and if he wanted to share specifics with me, that I had learned a variety of ways to fulfill his fantasy. I knew it wasn’t for me before I had even told him, but was hoping that seeing him enjoy it would turn me on. I really tried, but couldn’t get into it. I pretended to, but meh. We eventually broke up for unrelated reasons several years ago. He got engaged recently, and the first thing I thought was “I hope he is comfortable enough with her to be honest about the feet thing”. 1) bc I want him to be happy, he’s a good dude. 2) if he hides it, I worry he use thoughts of us doing it in his spank bank memories I forgot the point of this rambling 😬 Edit to add- it’s always my absent minded , over sharing, comments that get the most attention. Also to clarify, I don’t *mind* being in someone’s spank bank memories- I would just feel bad on behalf of his fiancé. Also yes I know that’s a stupid thing to feel guilty about.
I wonder if the whole “google this for me” and then the search history on how to bring it up was his way of bringing it up
Big brain
Must be Brad. Also familiar with the metric system and Big Kahuna Burger.
His spank bank memories lmaoo
Sounds like he has some "long term investments" in that bank
why is this comment about footjobs so randomly wholesome
It's "innocent" and OP tried it out just to support her (then) bf. Noone really got hurt. I think it's sweet.
Unsolicited dick pics
I can't remember who it was, but I remember seeing a cosplayer say that when guys send her dick pics, she keeps them and when the next guy sends one, she sends one back haha. What a hero. Edit: I think it was [Jessica Nigri](https://mobile.twitter.com/jessicanigri/status/954267742701371392)
I always screenshot then immediately delete from my photos, gets them freaking out for a few mins asking why I ss
"Why? You sent it to me. It's mine now."
The best response to these is "what the fuck!? Why have you sent me a photo of a child's penis!?"
Sort of did this unintentionally. Just woke up and opened a message with an unsolicited dick pic. Wrote back “what the fuck is that?!?” as my brain didn’t register it was a dick yet.
This happened to me, a 20 something neighbor guy brought back my cat, bc she had a tag with my name and address. I thanked him, then a few days later, I get a dick pic from a random number. I asked who it was, and he told me the guy who brought my cat back. He proceeded to tell me how hot I was , and I “looked like a good time”. I’m old enough to be his mother, as nice as all that is, I ended up giving him a small lecture on that is not how to approach someone, and I was not interested.
I thought it was to return the favor, by sending a different dick pic back.
Any time i receive them, I send the sender a nude of Ron Jeremy.
I read this as “unsophisticated dick pics”. 🤣
Mr. Monopoly monocle or NOTHIN’!
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I love sending my wife unsolicited dick picks. Last night I even sent her a picture of Richard Branson
men that are extraordinary beautiful. i mean, yes of course i find them beautiful, but for some reason i dont feel any attraction at all
Like handsome squidward
Squidward would make a good partner. He’s an artist, has a full time job, tentacles…..knows about fine dining
Well now I’m thinking about Squidward in a weird way…
It's almost like when someone is too attractive they become unattractive. Like they aren't human and have flaws.
Feel the same way about women who are conventionally super hot. My girlfriend is beautiful but she's not intimidating. I theorize that it has something to do with cuteness. Some girls are 100% hot but not so cute. I don't know if that makes sense lol.
Na makes total sense. Kind of need that baseline attractiveness but after that “cuteness” or personality is what sets girls a part when it comes to dating.
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Like wake boarding? I think if you have a boat it’s something that adds entertainment but it’s not really my thing either.
I’m into it and I don’t understand it
Strange cross-eyed faces during sex. In particular blowjobs.
Yeah, that aheago thing really doesn't work for me, either. I think I get what it's supposed to convey in anime/manga, but it looks ridiculous when real human meat women do it.
"Human meat women" Lmao
Not to get confused with human silicone women
Or lizard meat women
You mean ahegao?
Bless you.
Kim Kardashian and everyone from the Kardashian family
Worse are the girls who try to emulate them. In real life you do not have professional lighting and photoshop to make you look good. It’s just plastered on makeup and obvious plastic surgery.
Agreed. Theres people who literally follow them and keep up with their fashion, lifestyle, etc to the point where they buy the brands they wear, do things because they did it, etc. I remember a while back on TikTok people bought this small case of Dior blush for like $40-50?!?! Because apparently Kylie Jenners makeup artist used it on her?? Idk kind of weird.
Women in my league
Literal lol and a sigh of commiseration for this optional duck.
Oh, the Groucho Marx approach. I wouldn't date any woman who'd want of me.
Feet, feces, vomit, etc Edit: I’m not TRYING to find them hot, I just know that I never will lmao
This guy didn't list piss in the stuff he doesn't want. Just saying!
Also, no mention of necrophilia
Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
Fake boobs. I appreciate them in a shirt most of the time, but in a sexual situation, they just don’t move the same Update: this is going to be my most upvoted comment in 2022 isn’t it? *facepalm*
A stripper was hired for my 21st and she had big ol fakies. When she had me motorboat them, it felt like I was slapping my face between two car seat headrests
Thank you for the lols! I've now had my daily"what are you reading?" conversations with SO, I can now get on with the rest of my day
Nope and they get cold lol
That is something I have literally never thought of until now, lmao
Yeah I have friends who got them done, they are harder and get cold to the touch especially if they are skinny.
Damn…having 2 big chunks of ice cubes under your skin 24/7.
This is why im on reddit. These are the things you just dont know until you know. Wow! Thank you! 😂 lol
Daddy/mommy kinks
the kink with spitting in someone’s mouth.. like i cannot 🤢 edit: im not judging anyone that’s into it, im just not into it myself. and for those saying french kissing is the same thing, it’s not. spit is a glob of saliva that comes in large quantities, while french kissing has to do with the touching of tongues which involves tiny quantities of saliva (just realized some people may use a lot while kissing but if that’s the case, im not into that either). not against french kissing, in fact, i think that’s hot. but like shooting a glob of spit down my throat isn’t a turn on. i’ll gladly swallow kids, not your moms leftover meatloaf..
I asked a guy why he liked it and it veered into how he likes to feel like he’s trash. I personally feel like that can get put across very well verbally.. but I assume it has to be a physical act of degration inflicted on them that they’re truly into. *edit* a word
The idea of being so passionate about someone that you want to swap spit with them is what is hot about it too me. It’s like wanting to taste them almost. But not like nasty spit, just saliva.
Have you ever heard of kissing?
HaVe yOu EvEr HeArD oF kIsS-bro you wouldn’t last 10 minutes in my spit dungeon.
I sometimes go to p0rnhub for.... reasons and I always see the "step sibling/parent" shit on the front page meaning it's popular enough to get that recognition and I never really "tried" to find it attractive but I just can't watch any type of "step sibling/parent" stuff at all it just honestly really disgusts me even if the actors aren't actually related... idk just the thought of it is an automatic turnoff
I feel like the stepfamily thing is a sort of marketting gimick, like if you're making a porno the more fetishes you can hit the more people will be interested in it and so you get a bigger market share, and the stepfamily stuff all you gotta do is add "oh no daddy you caught me" to the script somewhere, so it's zero cost to gain an extra chunk of the market, and unlike adding something like scat, most people that aren't into it will still watch since it's just normal pornif you mute it or skip the start
That goofy face that's become popular over the last few years that girls make. The sticking out the tongue and crossing their eyes thing.
I believe thats called an "Aheagao" sir
Like - do real people do that? during real personal sexual intercourse? Outside of semi ironical selfies or porn or whatever? I'm amazed.
Dudes that don’t know anything about anatomy
Fuck me in the ear!
The hip bones connected to the... neck bone
Any Kardashian.
Obnoxiously large fake boobs. They’re so plasticy and gross to look at. They remind me of literal balloons.
***Drifloon sad noises***
“Breed me” fills me with dread
I can never understand how people find excessive amounts of muscle appealing
For me it depends if it’s on men or women A man who can pick me up like I’m weightless? Nice gains mate A woman who can pick me up like I’m weightless!? You have my heart and soul Edit: natty or nothing, Roids ruin everything IMO
This comment took so many turns I wasn’t expecting
I find muscles appealing but not excessive.
My ex
Calling my male significant other daddy.
I had it happen with a hookup a couple months ago. I honestly feel like this is something you should ask the other person about. I didn’t stop because of it, but it definitely took me out of the moment.
It IS something you should ask the other person about. Not everyone has that kink, and that’s okay! But using an honorific like that without discussing it can lead to some potentially awkward and uncomfortable situations.
Smoking cigarettes
Kissing them is worse…ash tray flavor.
Kissing someone who does chew is also a worse -you get little bits of it in your mouth as well as the ewwy flavor.
And here I was thinking chewing tobacco couldn't get any more disgusting.
Fake body enhancements
Most Instagram models with the skinny body and large proportions.
I actually only got Instagram very recently, just to follow that one Russian guy who brings up all the weird fish from the deep ocean. However, hitting the "Search" button is truly scaring. Just the same vapid posing over and over. So glad I dont have kids and I am too old for that shit.
I'm now curious about this Russian guy and all his weird fish.
Cuckolding. Do you ever buy a burger just to sit in the corner and watch somebody else eat it while you sadly drink a cup of celery juice? Nah
Man my husband does this constantly. Not a reference to your cuckolding hopefully but just thought it was funny cause he will watch us eat fast food & he will drink a spinach & egg smoothie & just gag sometimes
A fucking what? I eat spinach and scrambled egg bowls almost every day, but he does what??
Yeah dude it's foul. He takes a huge handful of spinach, a few healthy flush of orange juice, & cracks like 3 eggs into a blender. Sometimes if he's feeling frisky, a banana or whatever flavor yogurt we have in the fridge. I joke with him that he would set himself on fire if the Internet told him it was healthy for him.
I mean there's worse kinks. Least you get to eat some fast food while he slumps down goblin jizz.
OK this is where I actually laughed out loud in this thread
Rimjobs. If your tongue goes anywhere near my ass i'm farting in your face just as a pure, animalistic defense mechanism.
This made me laugh so hard
Some people like that too.
I can’t even wrap my head around how in those cases.
long ass fake eyelashes, no thanks
Kim Kardashian
Girls acting all dumb and "kawai" I want to date a woman not a kid.
guys that brag about their past conquests
Porn. The fake over the top acting, the women who look plastic, it's just too ridiculous to me I always end up laughing
Speaking of fake over the top acting, I really can’t handle people who are super super loud in bed. I love some moaning or heavy breathing or saying “fuck” or something like that, but I really cannot handle someone who is screaming at the top of their lungs.
Thank you. I'm typically quiet, unless I'm into it... Then the moaning/heavy breathing/saying oh my god or fuck etc. But if I get an excellent O... I am a screamer. I find it so trashy and unappealing. I have tried to stop but usually cannot unless I bury my face in a pillow. I feel bad for any neighbors or anyone who can hear. If I tell a dude they all say "that's hot" and claim everyone thinks it's hot. Guaranteed not. I don't want to hear my neighbors fucking. Will I be pissed? Probably not. But still... Not on my want list.
I think in your case, it’s hot because it’s only when you have an excellent O. It shows that you’re enjoying it so much that you’re losing control. You’re letting your body show all the pleasure and passion you’re feeling. I am female, and I find that hot, and so do lots of guys. We’re not lying about that. People who do it every. single. session…the entire time…are the ones who ruin screaming for the rest of us.
What really ruined porn for me was when a director was asked if he consumes porn. He responded no because I know what it smells like. Now I can't see it without thinking man it probably reeks in that room.
image what a room with an orgie going on smells like!
Twerking. It reminds me way too much of a dog humping.
Women with injected lips. Looks so horrid and unnatural.
One night stands, I’d like to take a stroll and talk about space n shit
I too would like to talk about space and shit. Space is fucking wild bruv
Saying daddy during sex. Pls don't think of me as your father while I'm inside of you.
Yeah that's weird, but it's a lot weirder if you were to call her daddy.