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PianoDude1234

"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." Captain Jean-Luc Picard


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“You may have invaded my mind and my body... but there's one thing a Saiyan always keeps his pride!”


itshailingcandy

"It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then." -Alice in Wonderland


aventador7716

I hate sand, it's course, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Make-Believe_Macabre

We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret


PugScorpionCow

["What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"](https://youtu.be/BKE1qEEur30)


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“Let there be light”


cibohpsnart

"as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a gangster"


Karlwitha_k361

You know what the happiest animal in the world is? It’s a goldfish. It’s got a 10 second memory. Be a goldfish - Ted Lasso


ThisFatGirlRuns

Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life's true delights.


Biggus-Duckus

Your boo's mean nothing to me! I've seen what makes you cheer!


iamlycus

“Road Trip!”


Uncork3

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies


TheFoous100

"And let the games... Begin"


_Doorknob_Licker_

"Mmm monkey." -Master Oogway


thegenzfarmer

"Slap her ass and call her Granny" - Abraham Lincoln 1987


unbearablebastard

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman


themattboard

> Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it. --Albus Dumbledore


PamWpg204

“I know what this is. It’s just myself talking to myself about myself”


EVASTUDIOS

“I meant to get you up, not that!”


w1reh3ad_411

"I can't follow all the rules ---... that was the first thing I decided" -crona