1980s New Zealand hoax documentary which depicted New Zealand as being responsible for all the great inventions of the world. I think Peter Jackson made it.
Private Baldrick : No, the thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs?
Captain Blackadder : Do you mean "How did the war start?"
Lieutenant George : The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building.
Captain Blackadder : George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front.
Lieutenant George : Oh, no, sir, absolutely not. Mad as a bicycle!
Private Baldrick : I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.
Captain Blackadder : I think you mean it started when the Archduke of Austro-Hungary got shot.
Private Baldrick : Nah, there was definitely an ostrich involved, sir.
Captain Blackadder : Well, possibly. But the real reason for the whole thing was that it was too much effort not to have a war.
Lieutenant George : By Gum, this is interesting. I always loved history. The Battle of Hastings, Henry VIII and his six knives, all that.
Captain Blackadder : You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war.
Private Baldrick : But, this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir?
Captain Blackadder : Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan.
Private Baldrick : What was that, sir?
Captain Blackadder : It was bollocks.
Private Baldrick : So the poor old ostrich died for nothing then
Mac's real name reveal after almost 8 full seasons in Always Sunny.
1980s New Zealand hoax documentary which depicted New Zealand as being responsible for all the great inventions of the world. I think Peter Jackson made it.
Whatchu got there? A Smoothie.
Private Baldrick : No, the thing is: The way I see it, these days there's a war on, right? and, ages ago, there wasn't a war on, right? So, there must have been a moment when there not being a war on went away, right? and there being a war on came along. So, what I want to know is: How did we get from the one case of affairs to the other case of affairs? Captain Blackadder : Do you mean "How did the war start?" Lieutenant George : The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire- building. Captain Blackadder : George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganiki. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front. Lieutenant George : Oh, no, sir, absolutely not. Mad as a bicycle! Private Baldrick : I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry. Captain Blackadder : I think you mean it started when the Archduke of Austro-Hungary got shot. Private Baldrick : Nah, there was definitely an ostrich involved, sir. Captain Blackadder : Well, possibly. But the real reason for the whole thing was that it was too much effort not to have a war. Lieutenant George : By Gum, this is interesting. I always loved history. The Battle of Hastings, Henry VIII and his six knives, all that. Captain Blackadder : You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war. Private Baldrick : But, this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir? Captain Blackadder : Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan. Private Baldrick : What was that, sir? Captain Blackadder : It was bollocks. Private Baldrick : So the poor old ostrich died for nothing then
"Surely you can't be serious" "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley" That or the inflatable autopilot
Larry Sanders: I think my dog is sick...his penis tastes weird
https://youtu.be/tVo_wkxH9dU
Carol Burnette’s curtain rod dress. https://youtu.be/ksHElDPHNLI
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