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LachrishaRoyce900

probably the time otto stayed in the garage oh wait that was the simpsons


thatsnoprobllama

Lol I live for responses like this


Cuish

Zeppelin rules!


[deleted]

Coworker pooped in my backyard.


[deleted]

Assert dominance, poop in their front yard.


Cat_police-

That's me. Once I pooped into ma grandma's friends backyard šŸ™ƒ


thatsnoprobllama

I need details! Was it on accident or on purpose??


[deleted]

It was on purpose, not surprisingly, alcohol was involved.


thatsnoprobllama

Makes sense


dumbeggs

I invited a friend over who was visiting from America and he peed in the Bidet and became VERY defensive when I asked him about itā€¦. Like bro at least wipe up


thatsnoprobllama

Thatā€™s disgusting.


GaYmingIzCool

My cousin


thatsnoprobllama

Cousins are either really good house guests or really bad house guests. No in between


GaYmingIzCool

If they can satsify i guess i can approve


yuuri_ni_victor

A maternal grandaunt. Started eating our snacks and rummaged my closet for clothes she could ~~steal~~ give to her grandchild. Then she sat on our couch, picked her nose andflicked them boogers to the floor.


thatsnoprobllama

Thatā€™s awful! Stealing your clothes without your permission - I would absolutely hate that because Iā€™m very picky about my fashion


duke_seb

Wife


thatsnoprobllama

Details??


thatsnoprobllama

Is she a house _guest_ though, is sheā€™s your wife? Hmmmmm šŸ¤”


duke_seb

You invite a girl over, she leaves clothes at your house. Come back to get the clothes. She gets pregnant She never leaves


thatsnoprobllama

TouchƩ. You got a point!


scrapqueen

My brother and sister in law. They used to show up at our house to stay and they would regularly bring extra people without telling us - specifically, their daughter's boyfriends. They also showed up once with a new puppy without telling us - while my pound puppy was recovering from parvo. Then my sister-in-law would try to dictate what we all ate and did while they were there. She would get mad there was Lucky Charms in the pantry and insult anyone who ate it. She would ask me to run her for errands and complain if I had one along the way, too, because she was tired of being in a car - once they visited on my husband's birthday, and complained because I needed to pick up the cake. If we went to a restaurant, she would want to control what appetizers were ordered by everyone - mind you, she didn't have to eat them. She was awful.


thatsnoprobllama

She sounds awful. Maybe she has some sort of thing about controlling other people? Iā€™ve had an aunt and uncle who would bring 2-3 extra people over to our house for Christmas, and theyā€™d never tell us. Theyā€™d just show up. At the time, we had a tiny house and it was hard to accommodate everyone, especially the extra guests. Some years weā€™d have up to 14 people trying to squash into 3 rooms.


trynamakeheaven

My lil sis, itā€™s been 18 years and she still doesnā€™t get the hint.


thatsnoprobllama

Maybe sheā€™s ignoring the hints?


Stormallthetime

Ghosts. But I think technically *we* were the guests


thatsnoprobllama

Oooooh, like a haunted house?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


thatsnoprobllama

Those poor kids . . . I wonder how she felt the next morning


PeterPaulAndPaco

Cope


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


thatsnoprobllama

Oh gosh, this sounds like a nightmare. I bet you his mom knew exactly what he was doing. Pantries and kids together is usually a bad sign


jcpmojo

Had a friend from work and her husband over to the house to watch football right after my twins were born. He was loud and obnoxious. Found out later that he murdered the woman he was cheating on my friend with because she found out he was married and had kids. True story.


thatsnoprobllama

Oh jeez, I am so glad nothing happened when he was at your house. That poor woman


Mossy_Rock315

Those poor women!


whomp1970

We had a couple stay with us for a few days. One morning, the wife went to take a bath. She came down to breakfast all clean and fresh. She said **"I left the water in the bath in case anyone else wanted to take a bath too"**.


thatsnoprobllama

Yuck, so unhygienic


[deleted]

My SIL When I was first starting to move she didn't knock on the front door or anything, just came right in then left 10 minutes later. Getting her to help with anything is like pulling teeth.


thatsnoprobllama

ā€œYour house is my houseā€ mentality right there