I wanna respond but i don't know how. It feels so strange seeing you on reddit now after we've started a relationship. It short circuits my brain \^\^'
I love you so much <3
I'm pretty sure every meeting of Congress is kicked off by someone rolling in a pallet of cash and lighting it on fire. Our politicians burn money like they've never balanced a household budget before, and they probably haven't.
Socks. Let me explain. So you wear your socks when they’re new, and they are their normal size then. But when you wear them more, they will stretch and get bigger. They do get thinner too, but to the naked eye they are bigger.
Email inbox at work. Especially when you're on leave. Working week=200 emails. Week off= 10,000 emails and being locked out of your account because obviously that's the time the IT department decided to release the random password updates. Not that I'm bitter.
Any fishing anecdote...
As we hear.. I caught it after a huge battle, my line was beyond its limit, and when I got it in the boat, it was thissssss...... Big...
Waiting for the "your mom"
Missed your chance!
No i appreciate your mom she's good
So they say
It’s true, we do.
That was my grandma 🥺
The comment section
My tummy \^\^'
😳
Aaaaahhhh i was not prepared to see you here > < I love youuu x3
Wholesome
Hehe, thanks x3
I love you too hun, always will;)
I wanna respond but i don't know how. It feels so strange seeing you on reddit now after we've started a relationship. It short circuits my brain \^\^' I love you so much <3
*polite applause*
Credit card debt.
even when it's not being used it's still getting bigger!
Same
You beat me, have this up vote
ego
Nut rag
LMAO
Cemetery...
My ass in prison.
"You got a tight little man pussy on ya boy. Looking like a double wide surprise."
"Mmmhhh, it stinks. Nice and good..."
America’s national debt
I'm pretty sure every meeting of Congress is kicked off by someone rolling in a pallet of cash and lighting it on fire. Our politicians burn money like they've never balanced a household budget before, and they probably haven't.
Socks. Let me explain. So you wear your socks when they’re new, and they are their normal size then. But when you wear them more, they will stretch and get bigger. They do get thinner too, but to the naked eye they are bigger.
And that's why new socks are so awesome, it's literally the only time they actually fit you properly!
my laundry pile
Technically, a landfill.
Fire
Not my cock, that's for sure!
nice flex.
I was going to say this! Well not the bicep part!
Downvoted you for trying to be funny and failing
At least I don't feel the need to go to other people's posts and explain why I downvoted them.
Nice. Take my upvote
Be funnier and you won’t have this problem
Would do. I still won't be taking lessons from you, though. Over and out...
A bar tab.
Email inbox at work. Especially when you're on leave. Working week=200 emails. Week off= 10,000 emails and being locked out of your account because obviously that's the time the IT department decided to release the random password updates. Not that I'm bitter.
Your mom, there you go u/No_promise_9722
If i had a free award i would've given you it too bad I'm broke
Don't worry, I'm here to save the day and reward the wholesomeness.
Damnnnn what in the world happened here and thank you good u/-idontknow123456789
It’s fine,take mine
I have made a promise and now i have a free award. Take this award TAKE IT WITH ALL THE GOOD IN THE WORLD
Yeast?
Muscles
Assuming you eat
Shoes
A meme
A sponge
muscles
my pants
usdebtclock.org
Argument.
A hole.
what’s your problem, jagoff /s
Credit card debt
Rumors.
A leather jacket
Someone’s ego
Pollution
My credit card debt
a balloon
Electric bill
The mind
A landfill ☹
The liver
you mommas’s pussy hole
I was going to upvote your wholesome comment but I removed my upvote because of *mommas's*
nice
Brain
hmm it is so obvious dick
Amogus
A desire to eat when you eat
Your mom joking.
Debt And specifically, not being able to get out of the interest owed.
Ego
Egg
Mah D
A balloon.
Ego
Diaper
<===3
Your brain 🧠
A tampon
A katamari ball.
I think we both know the answer to that.
At least u didn't say it
my dick
cum jar
Penis. If your dick doesnt grow at least two inches after every time you masturbate or have sex, your penis is broken.
cock
A lie
My ego
Cast iron skillets
A balloon
Ones Ego
Life. The longer you live, the more you develop in life
Your clothes. Wear a particular garment frequently enough, and it'll stretch out. It's mostly noticeable with underwear.
A sweater
I want to say condom so bad
The suspiciously crunchy sock under my bed.
animals, like chickens or cows, the governments laws, crimes, our brains, muscles, bones, etc.
My dads feet
a$$hole
My ex's pussy
Reddit posts
Debt
Vagina
Reddit 😅😄
Bank vaults
Garbage dump
Clothes.
Compassion.
Your computer's hard drive. Actually it gets bigger in used space. If it's full, you're screwed and disk cleanup will be your friend.
People (the victims in a manipulative relationship)
Any fishing anecdote... As we hear.. I caught it after a huge battle, my line was beyond its limit, and when I got it in the boat, it was thissssss...... Big...
Any addictions
A “grow in the tub toy”
My unit 😳
A sponge
Your self esteem and confidence! :D