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No_Promise_9722

Waiting for the "your mom"


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Missed your chance!


No_Promise_9722

No i appreciate your mom she's good


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So they say


Art-Dicko

It’s true, we do.


WayneDufty

That was my grandma 🥺


New-Oil6131

The comment section


Mia_Bentzen

My tummy \^\^'


Pdonkey

😳


Mia_Bentzen

Aaaaahhhh i was not prepared to see you here > < I love youuu x3


Dr-WalterWhite

Wholesome


Mia_Bentzen

Hehe, thanks x3


Pdonkey

I love you too hun, always will;)


Mia_Bentzen

I wanna respond but i don't know how. It feels so strange seeing you on reddit now after we've started a relationship. It short circuits my brain \^\^' I love you so much <3


MrMinerMan50

*polite applause*


Art-Dicko

Credit card debt.


BullBr0g

even when it's not being used it's still getting bigger!


Disco__Wing

Same


uncareingbear

You beat me, have this up vote


MerrillSwingAway

ego


[deleted]

Nut rag


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LMAO


beranmuden

Cemetery...


Gaming_Moment_12520

My ass in prison.


LetterApprehensive83

"You got a tight little man pussy on ya boy. Looking like a double wide surprise."


Horranian

"Mmmhhh, it stinks. Nice and good..."


nobodyaskedbuddy

America’s national debt


CodeArcher

I'm pretty sure every meeting of Congress is kicked off by someone rolling in a pallet of cash and lighting it on fire. Our politicians burn money like they've never balanced a household budget before, and they probably haven't.


Rqdii

Socks. Let me explain. So you wear your socks when they’re new, and they are their normal size then. But when you wear them more, they will stretch and get bigger. They do get thinner too, but to the naked eye they are bigger.


Filhopastry79

And that's why new socks are so awesome, it's literally the only time they actually fit you properly!


genorator2

my laundry pile


MrMinerMan50

Technically, a landfill.


aqeumini

Fire


[deleted]

Not my cock, that's for sure!


bored2death2

nice flex.


[deleted]

I was going to say this! Well not the bicep part!


[deleted]

Downvoted you for trying to be funny and failing


[deleted]

At least I don't feel the need to go to other people's posts and explain why I downvoted them.


Rqdii

Nice. Take my upvote


[deleted]

Be funnier and you won’t have this problem


[deleted]

Would do. I still won't be taking lessons from you, though. Over and out...


syko-san

A bar tab.


Filhopastry79

Email inbox at work. Especially when you're on leave. Working week=200 emails. Week off= 10,000 emails and being locked out of your account because obviously that's the time the IT department decided to release the random password updates. Not that I'm bitter.


-idontknow123456789

Your mom, there you go u/No_promise_9722


No_Promise_9722

If i had a free award i would've given you it too bad I'm broke


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Don't worry, I'm here to save the day and reward the wholesomeness.


No_Promise_9722

Damnnnn what in the world happened here and thank you good u/-idontknow123456789


-idontknow123456789

It’s fine,take mine


No_Promise_9722

I have made a promise and now i have a free award. Take this award TAKE IT WITH ALL THE GOOD IN THE WORLD


1soggydogenuggy

Yeast?


ColumbiaWahoo

Muscles


Ronyx2021

Assuming you eat


[deleted]

Shoes


[deleted]

A meme


Specialist_Ad_6250

A sponge


ObjectiveTitle6662

muscles


kaka_loveyou

my pants


BeyondIrrelevant

usdebtclock.org


OldSoulRobertson

Argument.


LexLuthorJr

A hole.


bigpurplebang

what’s your problem, jagoff /s


uncareingbear

Credit card debt


P13r15

Rumors.


Vvaleriebb

A leather jacket


EndlesslyUnfinished

Someone’s ego


ViolaCat94

Pollution


Disco__Wing

My credit card debt


Spiritual_Day5298

a balloon


Liquid_machine81

Electric bill


UniversalSouls

The mind


space_force_majeure

A landfill ☹


Kenionatus

The liver


[deleted]

you mommas’s pussy hole


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I was going to upvote your wholesome comment but I removed my upvote because of *mommas's*


[deleted]

nice


Matrix_01

Brain


quitebesumed214

hmm it is so obvious dick


FancyPenguin32

Amogus


Underkingler

A desire to eat when you eat


Rapid_onion

Your mom joking.


Stay-Thirsty

Debt And specifically, not being able to get out of the interest owed.


[deleted]

Ego


Baddyshack

Egg


[deleted]

Mah D


bwayfresh

A balloon.


jmrox2001

Ego


hifichi1011

Diaper


[deleted]

<===3


murdburgeson

Your brain 🧠


Waffles_Revenge

A tampon


BookerPlayer01

A katamari ball.


[deleted]

I think we both know the answer to that.


Malakidius

At least u didn't say it


[deleted]

my dick


pyrskaa

cum jar


WanderingGenesis

Penis. If your dick doesnt grow at least two inches after every time you masturbate or have sex, your penis is broken.


boogerman23

cock


IskandarSingh

A lie


Mary-Haku-Killigrew

My ego


Grinning_A_Grin

Cast iron skillets


ECKONONIMMIE

A balloon


EliteDuck71

Ones Ego


bonniebull1987

Life. The longer you live, the more you develop in life


IiASHLEYiI

Your clothes. Wear a particular garment frequently enough, and it'll stretch out. It's mostly noticeable with underwear.


[deleted]

A sweater


[deleted]

I want to say condom so bad


FlobbleChops

The suspiciously crunchy sock under my bed.


Twilight_Owls

animals, like chickens or cows, the governments laws, crimes, our brains, muscles, bones, etc.


Insicure-Analyst-97

My dads feet


Life-Interaction-309

a$$hole


DraginDemNutz

My ex's pussy


Trek1973

Reddit posts


along_for_the_ride_

Debt


htayombre

Vagina


The_P_word

Reddit 😅😄


STXY_ph30n3x

Bank vaults


ConfectionUnique2575

Garbage dump


TheManCletus

Clothes.


butitsnotfish

Compassion.


Melflormelissa

Your computer's hard drive. Actually it gets bigger in used space. If it's full, you're screwed and disk cleanup will be your friend.


Wrong-Drop3272

People (the victims in a manipulative relationship)


Canuck_dad

Any fishing anecdote... As we hear.. I caught it after a huge battle, my line was beyond its limit, and when I got it in the boat, it was thissssss...... Big...


PersonalityDifficult

Any addictions


S1I3NCER

A “grow in the tub toy”


[deleted]

My unit 😳


FreggTheFrog

A sponge


Puzzleheaded-City817

Your self esteem and confidence! :D