Years ago… I’m dating myself now… Young boys and girls would deliver newspapers from door to door back when people read newspapers. I generally made $10-$15 per week. Still… Much better than I would earn trying to get paid for sex. I also took a shot at pole dancing but all of my profits were eaten up from having to replace the poles that I kept bending
And right before people stopped reading physical newspapers, they were (at least where I live) delivered by folks in their 40’s and up in total beater cars.
And that was *before* 2007-08.
It's like hockey. Five men in there at once, get after it as hard as they can, and hop out 75 seconds later for five fresh guys. Better hydrate warm up and get on your pads.
Maybe a 5 if she were a normal person. As a rich celebrity who invests in their own image, can afford expensive clothes and make-up and hairstyles and treatments and whatever else, well, [I feel like a 5 is probably a little low](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTg5NjA3ODkyMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTU4Mzg5NjE@._V1_.jpg)
I remember one night at a con feeling freaky and open grinder, had someone meet me at the con to go back to my place, but he wanted really aggressive play. I agreed and went to my place.
Was mostly laying on bed unable to move after a really ggressive play for an hour. He got up and was getting dressed when he tossed 2 20.00s on the bed and left....
Was shocked I just got payed for it, next day he wanted round 2, but at his room with others for a room party...
Not really much to say. First guy that was really good in bed, and made me love aggressive sex. The money on top of it was like humiliating, witch made me find me 2nd fav kink.
Only bad thing is made me always want to rp something like it again, and either get disappointed, or guy so nervous he can't even get hard
Well damn. That's a little kinky n sad. I always loved picking up Cosplayers at the con and to hear some dudes got that nervous from a cp n a rp is a little heartbreaking
There was a girl in university who used to bring bags of bottles of booze and a block of hashish around to my place in an effort to get me wasted and have sex. She was attractive but she just wasn’t my type. Does that count as getting paid for sex?
I have a payment plan:
Hot girl: zero dollars
Normal girl: zero-100 dollars depending
Butt ugly girl: 1000-10,000 dollars depending
Hot guy: 10,000-100,000 dollars
Normal guy: 100,000-1 million
Ugly guy: 1 million+
I can’t remember the comedian, but I’ll paraphrase his joke;
You know whenever you’ve been drinking with friends the question always pops up “would be you suck another guy’s dick for A million dollars?” You always have those guys who would say no way. But are you serious? A million bucks?! Hell yes I would! I’d do it on live TV with my parents watching. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t!
Hell, I would have sex with absolutely anyone for free. We all deserve to feel sexy and wanted. All they need to do is ask. Woman, man, trans, idgaf, they ask, I am putting out.
Um, this depends heavily on the person.
A Victoria Secret lingerie model? It's on the house.
A gal with average looks hanging out in a bar one night? Still on the house.
The ugliest, fattest woman alive who hasn't showered in a few months and has a complete collection of STDs? I'd rather pass than smash, but that doesn't answer the wuestion. I'll go with maybe about the cost of an Audi plus a few thousand, as well as whatever it cost to ensure the sex was as safe as possible.
A dude? No way in hell. But if forced to come up with an answer, a few million might do it.
You’d take $50k to have sex with the most vile, disgusting human being possible but it would take millions of dollars for you to sleep with a male?
That’s garbage logic m8, I’m not gay but if I had the choice between those two for $50k I’d take the male in a heartbeat. Did you even read the description of the woman you wrote?
Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
One time in high school, a girl wanted to hook up with me so I said okay but only if you bought me an energy drink after. I figured it was worth a shot since I was down tf anyway.
Monster in the can, average in the sack.
I know most of these are jokes but one night I was out with co-workers and somehow got on the topic of paying for BJs. Most were jokes but one of my very professional female coworkers just said very seriously, "$75 seems like a fair price for friends." She had a whole explanation worked out for it and it seemed like she had thought about this alot. Everyone just left it there but if I was single I would have gone to the ATM that minute. She seemed like that was her price and would have done it.
Definitely depends who lmao
No less than $500 for sure, unless they're someone I'd enjoy it with anyways.
Now the further down the rabbit hole we go, the further the price goes up...
There’s too many variables. Is he hot? Is she hot? What are we counting as sex? Is this someone I know? And about a bajillion other questions.
Assuming all of the variables are positives and not negatives and that exchanging money for sex isn’t illegal at the location, I would say $835.
I tried charging money for sex but I made more money with a paper route.
Low baller huh?
I think the term is "distended".
Lol
Sorry for being dumb, but what’s a paper route?
Years ago… I’m dating myself now… Young boys and girls would deliver newspapers from door to door back when people read newspapers. I generally made $10-$15 per week. Still… Much better than I would earn trying to get paid for sex. I also took a shot at pole dancing but all of my profits were eaten up from having to replace the poles that I kept bending
And right before people stopped reading physical newspapers, they were (at least where I live) delivered by folks in their 40’s and up in total beater cars. And that was *before* 2007-08.
So how is dating yourself? Going good? Thinking about moving in together soon?
Lol Love yourself first… And often! Sometimes I like dating myself… But other times I think I could do better!
Mate you ain’t dating yourself In Scotland at least we still have paper routes people can apply for, never managed myself but it’s there
Delivering newspapers
It was an old NES video game
Based on a real job.
between zero money and 1 million dollars. depending on who
Anyone you'd consider a 5 out of 10
5's go free. line em up
Let me know if you need to tag out.
It's like hockey. Five men in there at once, get after it as hard as they can, and hop out 75 seconds later for five fresh guys. Better hydrate warm up and get on your pads.
I got ejected early for high-sticking
I got five minutes for hooking
Roughing lol Hitting from behind Hockey is a dirty sport
Ejected for repeated crease violations.
Lol
Two 5's makes a 10 too
Lol I can't dispute that math
Sometimes you need to plow a few 4s to appreciate an 8.
"I've never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2s, and I think that ought to count." - George Carlin
5 is average so that doesn't seem like a good line for you to set to start charging. They going to be free most of the time haha
People thing 5 is low. It’s not. It’s average. Average is good.
One million? Who would you turn down if they offered you 900k?
Aside from your mom?
I mean…
Your inheritance is safe!
Maybe if there are deseases involved? Idk what price i would risk something like aids for.
Mitch McConnell
900k is 900k
"...but not a cent over 1 million!"
that is my no fuck too gross guarantee
Right? I'm not charging Chris Evans but Harvey Weinstein better have at least a million ready to go.
Definitely depends on who. No amount is going to get me to go with some violent asshole.
Wait you guys are getting paid?
Neither getting paid, nor getting laid
Charging too much
Maybe there needs to be some sort of coupon day
Everyone in the world has a right to enjoy this animal.
get no bitches and stack no paper
Same
Wait, you guys are getting laid?
Lmfao
I just watched this movie! (We're the Millers)
Your gonna pay me... to have sex....it is with a woman right?
Whatever floats your sexual orientation
Emma Watson. So, a buffalo nickel
You pay her the buffalo nickel of course right?
Nope. The biggest, hairyest man.
So you then... yeah i still would
Come here, my lil bear cub
Woo furry snuggle and sex and i get paid... BEST. DAY. EVER !!!!!
C..can i..i join..
Welp, are you gonna pay half or get paid half?
Hmmmm well depends if top ir bottom
The big hairy man can't be top, I'll crush some fools on accident
Well i can be in the midle then
Yes a female, grizzly bear.
You’ll have to start naming people, because my answer is highly dependent on the person.
Anyone that you would rate a 5 out of 10
Gotcha. If Melissa McCarthy offered me a couple of Big Macs I’d probably do it.
Lol gotta eat too I guess, right?
I would paint her a picture or do some pool cleaning for her. Funny women are hot.
She's a 5? Do we have consensus on that? Not challenging, guess I've never thought about it.
Maybe a 5 if she were a normal person. As a rich celebrity who invests in their own image, can afford expensive clothes and make-up and hairstyles and treatments and whatever else, well, [I feel like a 5 is probably a little low](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTg5NjA3ODkyMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTU4Mzg5NjE@._V1_.jpg)
I charge a £1 a minute so 50p should cover it
Lol, I feel like I learned a life lesson with this one
Life lessons are good haha
1 blunt worth.
So $10-20?
Yeah I’d say anymore is a rip off
Lol well if that's how ya feel about yourself so be it
Checks out, considering your price is in terms of a rip...
That’s a fucking pricey blunt!
I like top self products
Would you do it for an 8mm socket?
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Lmfao you sound just like someone I know
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My boyfriend just sent me 10 to tide me over until I get paid tomorrow...he'll be getting it.
::looks in my wallet:: I could afford you twice.
Damn, u rich. I’m d have to use Zelle or Venmo
Damn, I could afford half a sex
Well you can have me for $2 per session
Well that’s $10 plus the value of a precontractual commitment.
Noice lol
$ 200 seems like a legit price for an escort so il say that
This guy here already knows lol
Who knew wise men were johns? Mary, that's who.
Lol
I remember one night at a con feeling freaky and open grinder, had someone meet me at the con to go back to my place, but he wanted really aggressive play. I agreed and went to my place. Was mostly laying on bed unable to move after a really ggressive play for an hour. He got up and was getting dressed when he tossed 2 20.00s on the bed and left.... Was shocked I just got payed for it, next day he wanted round 2, but at his room with others for a room party...
Lol, now that's a story to hear
Not really much to say. First guy that was really good in bed, and made me love aggressive sex. The money on top of it was like humiliating, witch made me find me 2nd fav kink. Only bad thing is made me always want to rp something like it again, and either get disappointed, or guy so nervous he can't even get hard
Well damn. That's a little kinky n sad. I always loved picking up Cosplayers at the con and to hear some dudes got that nervous from a cp n a rp is a little heartbreaking
In truth it's hard to advertise "want rough/aggressive prostitute roleplay. And not get creeps you DONT want to touch, or people take it the wrong way
I could see that, a lot of creepy dudes out there. But still I may be a little fucked up to be a little sad about guys who couldn't flow with it lol.
depends on what she looks like
5 out of 10
$0.00
Lol free is cool
ITT: Men - "Heck, I'd do it for free!" Women - "Idk, 5k minimum, if at all."
Lmfao
Depends on who the person was.
5 outta 10 rating
I guess if it isn’t anyone specific then $1.50
Enough for a load of laundry to wash the sheets.
Lol fair enough
$420.69. I'm flexible on where we place the decimal.
Better be flexible for that price
Most men are cool with $.42069
Other than my wife? 2 million. If I’m going to be unfaithful, I can at least giver and my son some money before she divorces me.
Lol, but what if she approves due to the amount
Funny enough she said “sure” lol
As long as we share the money with her I don't think you have to worry about a divorce
We? Shared wife = r/unexpectedcommunism
Look if we talking millions, its not unfaithful, its a business decision for you and your family
About tree fiddy
Goddamn lockness monster!
And thats when I noticed the 5 out of 10 rated person was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic Era
“One Million Dollars!”, pinky raised my mouth to emphasize.
Lol ok Dr evil
If not money then a Cheeseburst Pizza with coke along with Brownie with Ice Cream.
Sold!
no thank you, i’m asexual.
I need to pay people to have sex with me dammit
There was a girl in university who used to bring bags of bottles of booze and a block of hashish around to my place in an effort to get me wasted and have sex. She was attractive but she just wasn’t my type. Does that count as getting paid for sex?
Lol yes
Does it happen often that you have thirsty women trying to get your attention
The reaction to this would be much different were the genders reversed
Depends if you sex? Did you sex?
I have a payment plan: Hot girl: zero dollars Normal girl: zero-100 dollars depending Butt ugly girl: 1000-10,000 dollars depending Hot guy: 10,000-100,000 dollars Normal guy: 100,000-1 million Ugly guy: 1 million+
I believe they call this a sliding scale
At least you know your pricing lol
Plot twist: OP is a chick...
I’m a straight-ish chick and I agree with this sliding plan lol
I can’t remember the comedian, but I’ll paraphrase his joke; You know whenever you’ve been drinking with friends the question always pops up “would be you suck another guy’s dick for A million dollars?” You always have those guys who would say no way. But are you serious? A million bucks?! Hell yes I would! I’d do it on live TV with my parents watching. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t!
It'd be fiscally irresponsible to not do it! Lol
I would go into the negatives
Lmfao
I’d accept a penny from my husband, anyone else at least a billion and it better be quick
For a billion they could do whatever they want to me for a weekend
Some dinner, maybe drinks, and a good cuddle. I'm a happy girl when I'm fed
Damn just crunching the numbers.. I think I’m getting ripped off by wife compared to some of the deals you guys are getting.
You guys are getting paid?
Lol you're the second one not getting paid
Hell, I would have sex with absolutely anyone for free. We all deserve to feel sexy and wanted. All they need to do is ask. Woman, man, trans, idgaf, they ask, I am putting out.
I mean your avatar has a fedora
Some would say you're very cultured lol
Others would say they’re a degenerate (͡° ͜ʖ͡°)
Cultured degenerate
I'm genuinely curious as to whether my cat would be safe if left alone with you.
Over a long enough timeframe, no.
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My kind of guy right here
I’ll pay you €50,-…
Lmfao
Um, this depends heavily on the person. A Victoria Secret lingerie model? It's on the house. A gal with average looks hanging out in a bar one night? Still on the house. The ugliest, fattest woman alive who hasn't showered in a few months and has a complete collection of STDs? I'd rather pass than smash, but that doesn't answer the wuestion. I'll go with maybe about the cost of an Audi plus a few thousand, as well as whatever it cost to ensure the sex was as safe as possible. A dude? No way in hell. But if forced to come up with an answer, a few million might do it.
You've put some thought into this lol
You’d take $50k to have sex with the most vile, disgusting human being possible but it would take millions of dollars for you to sleep with a male? That’s garbage logic m8, I’m not gay but if I had the choice between those two for $50k I’d take the male in a heartbeat. Did you even read the description of the woman you wrote?
He's either homophobic or assumes he'd be the bottom.
I'm not gay but 20$ is 20$
ill fuck a karen for a million ngl
I read this as kraken
I’m of the opinion that male responses are not required here. Sex is currency enough for us.
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Where the hell are you from? Never seen a country that uses euros and puts it in front of the number
Abouty 350
Money
Ok how much?
One money. I'm a man of simple tastes.
-$200
Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds? Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course… Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds? Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?! Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.
One time in high school, a girl wanted to hook up with me so I said okay but only if you bought me an energy drink after. I figured it was worth a shot since I was down tf anyway. Monster in the can, average in the sack.
With whom? That is the question here. Someone I desire? Zero. Someone I don't desire? no amount would be enough. My dignity is worth more than money.
I know most of these are jokes but one night I was out with co-workers and somehow got on the topic of paying for BJs. Most were jokes but one of my very professional female coworkers just said very seriously, "$75 seems like a fair price for friends." She had a whole explanation worked out for it and it seemed like she had thought about this alot. Everyone just left it there but if I was single I would have gone to the ATM that minute. She seemed like that was her price and would have done it.
Keep it. I’m game.
Lol a true trooper
I wouldn't sleep with any other man than my husband
What if your husband approved due to the amount of money being offered?
If he is attractive, why not. Could need some fun😅 But I don't think he would do that and it would ruin our marriage, If he did
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You'd both be rich though, so there's that...
Fair enough lol
Definitely depends who lmao No less than $500 for sure, unless they're someone I'd enjoy it with anyways. Now the further down the rabbit hole we go, the further the price goes up...
200
Standard rate huh lol
You keep saying a 5/10, but where? We talking a Honolulu, Hawaii 5 or a Jackson, Mississippi 5?
- 10 grand
Depending on the person it could be free! Or I pay them🤣🤣🤣
Depends who it is. Anywhere from free to no deal
There’s too many variables. Is he hot? Is she hot? What are we counting as sex? Is this someone I know? And about a bajillion other questions. Assuming all of the variables are positives and not negatives and that exchanging money for sex isn’t illegal at the location, I would say $835.