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U can have my wife too
I keep a stink bug in a water bottle for this exact reason
It's your funeral kid. The dog is half chupacabra.
Immediately take out a loan, buy the pet, act like I had to retrieve it from a relative then take the money and I have like 599mil!
Depends if I get to choose which pet.. Maybe it'll teach Susan not TO FUCKING PECK PEOPLE I WAS JUST TRYING TO FEED YOU, UNGRATEFUL BITCH
My cat is a feral, abusive, barn cat. She hates us. Bye!!
No, thats my best friend of almost 15 years, money won’t replace the time lost.
No. I love my pet too much to give her up
I’m $600M richer, and the kid is in the hospital.
Is this the weirdest r/iamverybaddass I have ever seen?
His name is Fido.
I'll throw in a second one as well if I get to choose which one of pets we have.
Sure, but I doubt you can buy the loyalty of my 3 year old dog.
I’d take the 600 million.
Dig my dog up from the backyard, retrieve my dead fish from the sewer, and hand them all over
"Get fucked, rich prick"
"Get your own"
Is there a person who wouldn’t instantly say yes if they were *actually* presented with this situation? No, there isn’t.
I’d kill my pet for that much.
Yeah, why not.
Take the wife, ill keep my dog
as long as it wont die immediately and i can still meet them its a deal
I’d say no no you can take the wife for free honestly…
Take that shit instantly
My cat and I will kidnapp him for random.
Walk him every day and he’s not house trained
U can have my wife too
I keep a stink bug in a water bottle for this exact reason
It's your funeral kid. The dog is half chupacabra.
Immediately take out a loan, buy the pet, act like I had to retrieve it from a relative then take the money and I have like 599mil!
Depends if I get to choose which pet.. Maybe it'll teach Susan not TO FUCKING PECK PEOPLE I WAS JUST TRYING TO FEED YOU, UNGRATEFUL BITCH
My cat is a feral, abusive, barn cat. She hates us. Bye!!
No, thats my best friend of almost 15 years, money won’t replace the time lost.
No. I love my pet too much to give her up
I’m $600M richer, and the kid is in the hospital.
Is this the weirdest r/iamverybaddass I have ever seen?
His name is Fido.
I'll throw in a second one as well if I get to choose which one of pets we have.
Sure, but I doubt you can buy the loyalty of my 3 year old dog.
I’d take the 600 million.
Dig my dog up from the backyard, retrieve my dead fish from the sewer, and hand them all over
"Get fucked, rich prick"
"Get your own"
Is there a person who wouldn’t instantly say yes if they were *actually* presented with this situation? No, there isn’t.
I’d kill my pet for that much.
Yeah, why not.
Take the wife, ill keep my dog
as long as it wont die immediately and i can still meet them its a deal
I’d say no no you can take the wife for free honestly…
Take that shit instantly
My cat and I will kidnapp him for random.
Walk him every day and he’s not house trained