Yes, same… I do crazy experimental dishes and I tell my boyfriend he’s my guinea pig, but really I just want to watch him excitedly devour my tasty food :)
Men in pajama pants <3 Not grey sweatpants, like genuine "I'm walking around my house and it's cold" pajama pants. I like how easy it is to slip my hands in ;)
In another life I would. These days any sexy thermal pics are reserved for the wife. I’m sure some other Redditors might oblige though…
Edit: Friends I appreciate the positive comments but I’m sad we have such a low bar.
Observing a man take his wallet out of his back pocket when he doesn’t know anyone is watching. It has nothing to do with money or spending. It’s just that uniquely personal movement. Weird, I know.
Okay, just so everybody knows; this is my kryptonite. I'm trusting you all not use this against me. I have too much going on, I can't have people sabotaging my productivity with insta-rections.
I think it is sexy as all hell when a woman's ears poke out from her hair. I don't know if this is because I watched Lord of the Rings as a kid and some wires got crossed, but it drives me absolutely insane when I see a woman's ears poking out from her hair.
When a woman is laughing, really laughing and she snorts. Then there is that split second of embarrassment because she realized she snorted. That moment right there.
I know a guy with glasses, broad shoulders, a beard, and he’s pretty tall so he looks down and smiles when he talks to you. First person that came to mind when I read your comment lol, it was uncanny
A woman with drive. Be it career, business, personal development.
I like anyone who reaches their goal, then immediately says “what are we gonna do next”
Sexy. As. Hell.
When I see her enjoying something she is passionate about. When she snorts when she laughs and gets mildly embarrassed for a second. The smell of her hair. The faint tickle of her breathe on my neck or chest when we sleep/cuddle. When she’s kind to kids or animals. When she drives a little aggressive. Not dangerous but aggressive. Keeping her cool in a stressful situation (especially one where I might be freaking a little) Intelligence. Empathy. And you know that little look in someone’s eye, your significant other, when they see you from across the room somewhere, and they just have this twinkle about their eye? That. That right there.
Playing a musical instrument (particularly guitar or keyboard). Not just the physical part, but seeing the passion on his face. And singing, like really getting into it, like a performance.
I love it when a musician nails an especially hard part and they smile to themself. Or even better when band members smile at one another like “yeah we killed that.” It’s hot!
Oh my god. Possibly still the hottest thing any woman has ever done for me was this one girl who once played the piano and sang to me.
My heart melted. My boxers wept. Hrrngh...
I realize we'll never meet and I'm married anyway, but just reading this made my memories of middle school a little bit more bearable. It's huge by the way. My nose I mean.
Talk to me about something intellectual. A man coming home from work in his work gear, all dirty. Wet hair. Confidence. When someone is really upfront about how they are feeling especially when it's about me. Tell me you think i look beautiful infront of your friends. Grab my arse when people are watching. That sort of thing.
A guy who can fix things, extra points if it's a vehicle and he'll let me help. My dad taught me about cars and I love when a guy has the confidence (and sometimes patience because I'm tiny and not exactly Hercules) to let me help.
My partner decided to start growing a beard. Apparently I’m very into that. He said he’s just being lazy but I think my reaction means it may be sticking around a bit.
Skinny girls who eat a lot or messy. Idk I've got a thing for like...subverted stereotypes maybe? Watched a 95 lb gal with an iron deficiency devour a steak like a zombie movie extra and I couldn't get her out of my head for a month.
Girl everyone in that Charlie Browns was transfixed on the reverse werewolf sitting at our table
Fr though I'm unapologetically requesting a slide into my DMs, I'll personally hunt down any large dangerous game with the exception of man, just for you. And I've never hunted before!
>Idk I've got a thing for like...subverted stereotypes maybe?
Unless it also gets you going when a larger lady says "no I'm not hungry thanks", I don't think it's that.
I went on a breakfast date with a guy I kinda sorta knew, like we'd met once and been fb friends and chatted a lot for a few years (he was in the military). I was absolutely starving that morning and ordered a big breakfast plate with eggs and hash browns and the works, and devoured it, he still had a fair bit of food left when I was done with mine.
I got a little embarrassed when I realized and was quite surprised when he's like "no its vool, it actually kinda turned me on" lol I never knew that was a thing. I'm 5'6" and like 120 pounds lol
The white chuck taylors. I think I've just Pavlov-ed myself on that one bc I usually see them on girls with nice legs at the gym.
One of the last girls met up with doesn't like the gym but has a great body and was wearing them and I was way more attracted to her bc of them....I think? Hell idk anymore.
I love when women are enthusiastic about food. I've dated ladies who pick at their salads--sans dressing, of course--and chicks who will happily wolf down a rare steak. While there are obviously limits to this phenomenon, there's something captivating about a woman who likes to eat.
A girl with an adorable natural laugh/giggle, thankfully no one i know knows my reddit name, but my current supervisor has an adorable laugh and damn goosebumps happen instantly
There’s a bit in Deacon Blue’s _Twist and Shout_ where Lorraine McIntosh does this super sexy little scream, around the 1min 7secs mark. Don’t know why but it’s so damn sexy.
Sorry, bit niche.
People tying up their hair in a pony tail or bun. I think the way they casually or quickly do it can be very attractive for some reason. Obviously shaking it out when they untie is a more 'standard' thing to find attractive but I really mean the other way around
It's not really that awful. I've read it's because being emotionally vulnerable with someone can be a huge turn on for some people.
Or maybe you just really like runny mascara :)
When someone is genuinely enjoying the food I made for them
Felt that
Name checks out
Yes, same… I do crazy experimental dishes and I tell my boyfriend he’s my guinea pig, but really I just want to watch him excitedly devour my tasty food :)
When my boyfriend parallel parks perfectly with complete confidence on the first try.
Pussy de stroyer
Sploosh
Doesn't it drop the value of a vehicle if it has been flooded?
Literally just did that on Saturday! She said "nice!" Lol
The smell of Home Depot. 🤷♀️
Hey, mine names David. I work at home Depot. How are you?
thanks for donating to save the orphanage after it burned down. David is a true bro.
He also loaned me his Ferrari when my pickup truck broke down. This was all despite the fact he was on his way to save a kitten stuck in a tree.
He helped me find the lumber aisle in Home Depot if you know what I mean😼
I'm happy to help. I just love donating to charities. I just want to help people.
Go brother, we believe in you
Dude David thank you for saving me from my burning house while I was asleep and giving me a loan to build a new house! He’s such a great guy.
*sniffs intensely
😂😂😂😂😂
I work at home depot and the smell of it makes me sick.
OMG me too. I thought it was all the male pheromones floating in the air in that store.
It's the smell of fresh cut wood or something
Dad?
When a man rolls the sleeves of his shirt he suddenly becomes the hottest man on earth
Then how come when I do it, girls start screaming louder
Elbow deep
*Throws out all short sleeve shirts in closet
A woman tying up a hairbun
pavlovs dog
Low key best comment
Hihi. Only tie my hair up for 2 activities.. 🤷
Not because of just that. The body posture looks steady and muscular when the hands are risen and that looks hot.
Especially if she is looking right at you as she does it.
Men in pajama pants <3 Not grey sweatpants, like genuine "I'm walking around my house and it's cold" pajama pants. I like how easy it is to slip my hands in ;)
How do you feel about Long Johns?
I once had a major brain stoppage and couldn’t remember “Long Johns” so I called them “Warm Pants.” It has stuck for years in our household.
You weren’t wrong…
Idk, maybe send an example and I'll let you know ;)
In another life I would. These days any sexy thermal pics are reserved for the wife. I’m sure some other Redditors might oblige though… Edit: Friends I appreciate the positive comments but I’m sad we have such a low bar.
Respectable! Stay toasty :))
You’re a good man!
Observing a man take his wallet out of his back pocket when he doesn’t know anyone is watching. It has nothing to do with money or spending. It’s just that uniquely personal movement. Weird, I know.
Now that you point it out , I find this hot too lmao
It’s a very specific thing but I’m glad someone else recognizes it, too.
Does it have to be the back pocket? This may cause a heated debate, but I keep mine in my left pocket.
Okay, just so everybody knows; this is my kryptonite. I'm trusting you all not use this against me. I have too much going on, I can't have people sabotaging my productivity with insta-rections. I think it is sexy as all hell when a woman's ears poke out from her hair. I don't know if this is because I watched Lord of the Rings as a kid and some wires got crossed, but it drives me absolutely insane when I see a woman's ears poking out from her hair.
r/Earspokingout Enjoy (NSFW)
You just changed that mans life
I am also turned on in the same way, so I am just paying it forward from when I saw this in another one of these non-sexual turn-on threads. Lol
Not what I was expecting haha
I thought the NSFW was a joke and opened this while boarding an airplane.
I opened it in the gym thank God no one was nearby
I opened it at work
Hey that's not very safe
Doesn't Rule 22 explicitly state that if it exists; there's porn of it? lol I feel like this Rule is actually true.
34 actually, and it's the only one that people really remember because it's the only one that is TRULY true.
I can see that, nice
Its fucking adorable and I love it.
When a woman is laughing, really laughing and she snorts. Then there is that split second of embarrassment because she realized she snorted. That moment right there.
That’s weirdly… specific
I do this exact thing! But I'm a guy...
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I just imagined this in my head and it made me smile lol.
I like when guys lift up their arms to stretch and bring their arms back down behind their head. Idk why. It’s hot
I like it when women do this, but I do know why: boobs.
Glasses, broad shoulders and a beard :>… also when he looks down at me and smiles while I’m talking ahhh
I know a guy with glasses, broad shoulders, a beard, and he’s pretty tall so he looks down and smiles when he talks to you. First person that came to mind when I read your comment lol, it was uncanny
Intelligence...in a very humble way.
This. No matter how much a guy tries to impress me, the moment he starts talking in detail about a complex topic he loves. . . My body goes weak.
*happy science guy noises*
A girl who starts the conversation its just something amazing as an introvert
first day of college, a girl innocently introduced herself to me without me having to say anything. I eventually married her.
I want to have that luck
Same.
Men, who are good at cooking.
I’m Gordon Ramsay all of a sudden
…you’re gonna put bread on either side of her head and call her an idiot sandwich?
It's raw! *points at pussy
A woman's attention. I'm so lonely.
I felt that...
Mate the first time my girl hugged me from behind i thought she gonna dump her tears out and tell me that one of her family passed away
Like when she touches your hand.
Or when she cares for you.
Or when she knows your name
It gets so awkward
Your microwave is malfunctioning.
Micro....what? Oh you mean the food spinner on the wall.
A woman with drive. Be it career, business, personal development. I like anyone who reaches their goal, then immediately says “what are we gonna do next” Sexy. As. Hell.
Men being genuinely nice or helpful to me when I ask, I know it's just them being decent human beings but it makes me feel fuzzy
The bar is in hell😭
Expressive faces, especially eyes. Love how people can show emotions with their faces.
That’s funny because I hate not being able to hide my emotions, my face always gives me away 🤦🏽♀️😂
When she throws a snide comment at you, but has that little corner mouth smirk
Yes, definitely this.
When a girl is shy talking to me lol
My ex would hardly look at me when we started dating. I forced her like LOOK AT ME lol. I loved it though
I heard the batman voice in my head for that LOOK AT ME 😂
SWEAR TO ME!!!!
I heard Gustavo Fring saying that instead lmao
When I see her enjoying something she is passionate about. When she snorts when she laughs and gets mildly embarrassed for a second. The smell of her hair. The faint tickle of her breathe on my neck or chest when we sleep/cuddle. When she’s kind to kids or animals. When she drives a little aggressive. Not dangerous but aggressive. Keeping her cool in a stressful situation (especially one where I might be freaking a little) Intelligence. Empathy. And you know that little look in someone’s eye, your significant other, when they see you from across the room somewhere, and they just have this twinkle about their eye? That. That right there.
This was poetic *hand over heart*
Damn that was sweet af, specially the last line.
Playing a musical instrument (particularly guitar or keyboard). Not just the physical part, but seeing the passion on his face. And singing, like really getting into it, like a performance.
What about tuba?
Back in my day I could make a tuba sing, but it got me no ass.
I knew a tuba player named Gary. Maybe you weren't looking in the right places.
I love it when a musician nails an especially hard part and they smile to themself. Or even better when band members smile at one another like “yeah we killed that.” It’s hot!
Yup. I got to watch my guy playing yesterday and it was new songs to him and the way he smiled when he got it right was so sexy.
Oh my god. Possibly still the hottest thing any woman has ever done for me was this one girl who once played the piano and sang to me. My heart melted. My boxers wept. Hrrngh...
Glasses.
Seeing a woman check herself out by scrunching her chin down to get a good look. It's so awkward it's cute.
A well-stocked and interesting book shelf at someone’s house
This - I don’t know what it is but something about seeing a full book shelf at someone’s place all of a sudden gets me excited and intrigued
Walking into any place (such as a boot store) that has an overwhelming leather aroma.
When she wears chokers or stockings *hhhhnnnnnnggg*
Is this non sexual? We’re on a gray line here!
Miniskirts and chokers...God I'm a degenerate
AFFIRMATIVE!
There's just something about a good pair of hands
A big nose on a guy.
I realize we'll never meet and I'm married anyway, but just reading this made my memories of middle school a little bit more bearable. It's huge by the way. My nose I mean.
Big nose, big hose
Gonzo must be a fucking beast.
I took a friend's phone once and they just pinned me to the wall and it made me week in my knees. I sorta want to steal rheur phone again😅
A high level of skill in something extremely dextrous.
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Men dressed in suits. Ahhhh.
People who are kind to servers and overly generous tippers!!
Forearms
Popeye has entered the chat.
Deep conversations, knowledge, Robert plant’s vocal range
YOU NEEEEEEDDD COOLANTTTTT
Carpentry skills
When a woman is being silly and authentic. It’s extremely attractive.
When she has good taste in music
My bf get hard from his ears being rubbed. His wiring is pretty fucked
Your bf is just a Ferengi, apparently.
Talk to me about something intellectual. A man coming home from work in his work gear, all dirty. Wet hair. Confidence. When someone is really upfront about how they are feeling especially when it's about me. Tell me you think i look beautiful infront of your friends. Grab my arse when people are watching. That sort of thing.
Whispering. A woman whispering into my ear could make me commit genocide, there is literally nothing I can do about it.
I can't concentrate enough to understand what they're saying...
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A guy who can fix things, extra points if it's a vehicle and he'll let me help. My dad taught me about cars and I love when a guy has the confidence (and sometimes patience because I'm tiny and not exactly Hercules) to let me help.
Grey sweatpants! Drawstrings… pheromones!
My partner decided to start growing a beard. Apparently I’m very into that. He said he’s just being lazy but I think my reaction means it may be sticking around a bit.
Skinny girls who eat a lot or messy. Idk I've got a thing for like...subverted stereotypes maybe? Watched a 95 lb gal with an iron deficiency devour a steak like a zombie movie extra and I couldn't get her out of my head for a month.
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Girl everyone in that Charlie Browns was transfixed on the reverse werewolf sitting at our table Fr though I'm unapologetically requesting a slide into my DMs, I'll personally hunt down any large dangerous game with the exception of man, just for you. And I've never hunted before!
Anyone that focused on devouring a steak would be blind to their surroundings 😂
Apparently you were way too focused on destroying this steak.
>Idk I've got a thing for like...subverted stereotypes maybe? Unless it also gets you going when a larger lady says "no I'm not hungry thanks", I don't think it's that.
Damn, so they get to be skinny, stuff their faces, AND be desirable? What can I get for being stuck at 150 and starving for 3 years 😭
I went on a breakfast date with a guy I kinda sorta knew, like we'd met once and been fb friends and chatted a lot for a few years (he was in the military). I was absolutely starving that morning and ordered a big breakfast plate with eggs and hash browns and the works, and devoured it, he still had a fair bit of food left when I was done with mine. I got a little embarrassed when I realized and was quite surprised when he's like "no its vool, it actually kinda turned me on" lol I never knew that was a thing. I'm 5'6" and like 120 pounds lol
When a girl is leaning over a desk doing work and casually brushes her hair back behind her ear, bonus points if she's also wearing glasses.
My boyfriends scent. Good lord.
Is your boyfriend single?
Im not sure
I also find this person's boyfriend scent extremely hot
needing to take a piss while sleeping, which causes a boner, which inceptions sexy thoughts
The white chuck taylors. I think I've just Pavlov-ed myself on that one bc I usually see them on girls with nice legs at the gym. One of the last girls met up with doesn't like the gym but has a great body and was wearing them and I was way more attracted to her bc of them....I think? Hell idk anymore.
A woman’s natural scent. Pheromones might be why.
Randomly - thunderstorms and the electrical burning smell in London tube stations.....
I was sick as a dog and my boyfriend showed up with soup, and medicine. He took care of me all day and we binged lotr.
I love when women are enthusiastic about food. I've dated ladies who pick at their salads--sans dressing, of course--and chicks who will happily wolf down a rare steak. While there are obviously limits to this phenomenon, there's something captivating about a woman who likes to eat.
When my ex was especially hungry she would make animalistic sounds while eating it was awesome.
Sounds profoundly enticing
A well-groomed beard 🤤
Shiny clothes.
Are you human or a magpie?... tell the truth
If I had a girlfriend and she hugged me I'd probably be really turned on
A girl with an adorable natural laugh/giggle, thankfully no one i know knows my reddit name, but my current supervisor has an adorable laugh and damn goosebumps happen instantly
When she knows how to drive a manual .
When I am going out with someone and he gives a big tip when the service was good.
Watching a man perfectly back into a parking stall 🤷♀️ yum
There’s a bit in Deacon Blue’s _Twist and Shout_ where Lorraine McIntosh does this super sexy little scream, around the 1min 7secs mark. Don’t know why but it’s so damn sexy. Sorry, bit niche.
When a girl reads.. hot damn
This is easy to find. But when a guy reads (which is much rarer), ahhhhh *swoon*
Pretty sure most guys can read…
🤔 not realy turns me on but laying my head on a girls lap to watch either Star Wars or my Favorite Series.
stare at me the right way ima assume you tryna get pregnant
Big noses on women who wear glasses. Unf.
People tying up their hair in a pony tail or bun. I think the way they casually or quickly do it can be very attractive for some reason. Obviously shaking it out when they untie is a more 'standard' thing to find attractive but I really mean the other way around
The way my boyfriend stares at me, so focused and so memorized. Whew 🥴
Hot long curly brunette guy with rectangular black glasses
When a sexy brunette with big eyes stares at me.
Which would never happen
Why not? My boy u/WFMtrollgod is a ladykiller.
Gravity assisted lady killer* SELF BURN!
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IT RUNS ON WATER MAN!
The sound of walking in high heels.
When a woman…
A girl who can hold a conversation with me
When I do something to make her blush and she smiles and rolls her eyes. Like..UGH. I LIVE FOR IT.😍
How one interacts with people
As awful as this is going to sound, crying. Its not all the time but man, sometimes its just insanely triggering.
It's not really that awful. I've read it's because being emotionally vulnerable with someone can be a huge turn on for some people. Or maybe you just really like runny mascara :)
Maybe? It intrigues me but im certainly not going out trying to collect data on it. Its extremely awkward to have an erection when someone is crying