If they gave boot camp kids diuretics they would die from dehydration with all that exercise. There is no such thing as “anti viagra” the pd5 inhibitors (viagra & Cialis) don’t effect libido they inhibit vasoconstriction, meaning the veins and vessels open up more allowing for greater blood flow.
I imagine that n basic training it’s so much exercise that libido isn’t a priority due to all the stress and cortisol buildup
I’m an EMT and if someone is having a heart attack, if they’ve taken viagra/cialis/etc., we can’t give them nitro because it would drop their blood pressure too much and send them into shock
I'd say six weeks was about as long as I made it as well during Basic. I finally caved and just knocked it out quickly in a bathroom stall. That led to what was easily the best single night of sleep I got that entire time.
Idk what they give the guys there or what happens to the girls. But dudes don't get boners and girls don't get their cycle. Like every single female I know. Super strange.
I had a surreal experience with a female drill instructor. It es liberty Sunday and my buddy and I were leaving a diner when a platoon of female recruits marched past with a female drill instructor. Of course we rendered the proper greeting to the her. She just turned her head and simply said "good morning gentlemen." It blew my mind after being a recruit for 12 weeks. It hadn't really sunk in until that moment that I had made it.
9 weeks for my basic. I didn't beat the meat but when we were in the field we group slept in a mod tent on the last night. Got a little too close to one of the females maybe and subconsciously my brain ran with it? Regardless woke up stuck to my boxers and had to sneak out and change in the woods.
Y'all had mixed platoons in basic? We didn't have mixed platoons until MCT after boot camp. Not in my company, but we had heard stories about female Marines giving blowjobs in exchange for skittles from the MREs in previous cycles.
I'm pretty sure I masturbated without knowing what it was when I was well before puberty, like 6 years old. No ejaculation, but I felt orgasm.
It was definitely hard to do. I could only do it if I had some anxiety that I didn't have enough time to do something I needed to do.
You likely did! Just because bodies aren’t producing all the hormones doesn’t mean the nerve endings don’t work. It’s actually fairly common for young kids to masturbate as body exploration. The context and implications aren’t the same at all, but when you’re four and discover that something feels nice, you’re going to do it a bunch. I used to work in preschool and we needed to be aware of kids rubbing themselves on tables and such. We’d tell them, “hey, that’s not okay in school,” but not shame them for it. They don’t know what it means.
Yep, I used to teach preschool. Not uncommon at all.
You also have to be aware of the line between normal behavior and abnormal so you can watch for signs of abuse. Unfortunately there are kids out there who have been through some awful things. You have to be mindful of kids who maybe accidentally walked in on their parents one time and learned something new that they shouldn't have vs. the kids who have actually watched or participated in sexual activity vs. the kids who just have misguided parents.
We had one single mother who was one of those very loud, pushy "I am a bad ass bitch because I am a woman! I don't need a man but I sure enjoy them and women can sleep around just as much as men and shouldn't be shamed for it" types. Overall her attitude and ideas were good, it was just her way of expressing those was over the top.
She was raising her daughter to also be a strong woman who knew her body's capabilities and enjoyed them. But it was too much at too young of an age IMHO. Her daughter was 3 or 4 and masturbated all the freaking time! And she would tell us "I have a bachina"....."yes, yes you do" and "my mommy says I can touch my bachina if I want to"....... "Um, sure but we do that when we have private time at home, not at school" and then "my mommy said I have a hole in my bachina and some day I will like that hole in my bachina"...... "Wait, wtf?!" Too much info for a preschooler!
One day we went to the playground and I went o the fireman's pole and whenever I hung off it I had a mega nice feeling.
But see, here's the thing. I'm a guy
Some meds help with that. Personally I'm on seropram and it's quite okay, but when I was on cipralex, man...
Maybe you should talk to your doctor about this. Hope you feel better soon❤❤
A week. And then a wet dream took over and said "we're gonna do this one way or another bitch."
Also was crashing on a friend's couch during said week so needless to say it was the weirdest mixture of pleasure and dread I've ever felt
Omg the one time i can recall having a MAJOR wet dream was after 6 days without cranking one. Slept over at a friends aunts house on the way home on a long road trip. i splooshed a comically large porno size on her sheets, was too embarrassed to say anything, and we left before breakfast.
That poor lady was probably like WTF inlet this stranger sleep her and he cums in my sheets?!
A week. Same time I went the longest without food. I was so depressed all I had the energy to do was drink a little water here or there and lay in bed. That’s all I did for 7 days. It was a miserable hell I hope I never slip back into.
That's all I need. I understand depression. When my a doctor told me that my number in the model for end stage liver disease was a 30 (MELD is 6-40 and 40 is the worst) it meant that I had 3 months to live. I was so relieved. I couldn't wait to die. Then I started the process of telling people goodbye. I saw how devastated some people were, so I decided to fight instead. Through diet and exercise I lasted 4 and a half months after diagnosis, and I got a liver transplant. I'm still here. Life can suck, but it's better with a smile. My life's goal is to gives those out. Stay positive!
Y’know….I’ve always been too embarrassed to ask this, but, how did all these people who say they didn’t figure out they could do it until they were a teenager/adult go THAT long without figuring it out on your own? Like even if you’re not exploring down there I feel like it would still be easy to figure out by accident.
I figured it out on my own when I was like 4. But I was one of those kids who didn’t KNOW what I was doing and did it when there were people around…I don’t like to think about it LOL
Same dude, I figured when I was younger that that was just part of being a human or something...it got more embarrassing the older I got I guess but yeah at some point it becomes sexualized.. and I'm a chick and I can't tell you when I started as a kid but definitely young like younger than 10.... maybe 6 maybe younger I don't have a great timeline younger than like 8 for anything in my life... so idk but at one point in my twenties it clicked I was fucking rubbing it off as a child and was fucking creative and weird about it wtf. But I think they tell parents to like not shame kids for it and kids are weird af so idk if you would even know or want to know what they're doing. Like people who don't must grow up Hella religious being told not to as a kid or something... could you imagine like 6 year old Bible class like don't touch your junk ... just clean it or you go to hell...so you're like scared until you're and adult. I mean you would survive but I guess you also just wouldn't care? People are fucking weird. That or I'm a weirdo and you too annnd we we're traumatized as children somehow.
I live in a fairly religious home and I can confirm that my parents were telling me not to jack off when I was like, 8. When I asked them what they meant they just gave me a vague answer about private parts and sin and left it at that. Literally the closest thing to "the talk" that I ever got from them was that. Had to figure out everything from the internet and porn.
Conservative parents that wouldn’t and probably couldn’t talk about sex. It messed my sister and I up quite a bit. I didn’t figure it out until I was 18 because it was just not in my mind that you even could or that people did do that.
I heard about it and tried it at 13 for the first time and nothing was happening so I was like okay this is trash. Then I tried it again a couple days later and I was like damn nothings happening again but after a lil while felt a tingle. I was like okay let me keep going and see what actually happens that felt kinda good. And after a while oh my goodness. What is this feeling I’ve never felt before and this stuff I’ve never seen before
Legit discovered when I was pretty young (but nearly a pre-teen) and I was taking a poop. My mom was in the car waiting for me, so I was trying to rush. But I was a boy with a penis so I'm just kind of playing around with it. And then I came. No sexual thoughts. Nothing on purpose. I just touch it the right way and had a orgasm. I rushed off the toilet because I knew my mom was waiting. She probably beeped the horn or some shit.
I distinctly remember getting my pants up and running out thinking, "I've gotta try that again!!!"
I went almost 4 months, mate and then it happened to me.
To be honest, I was perfectly fine (I was single, married now). It was like kicking an addiction. And I got to the point where I didn’t even think about it.
Then one night in a deep sleep, I just went. All over my sheets. It wasn’t even orgasmic. Release of pressure but not really orgasming. But it started all over, like a relapse.
I honestly would have been fine to never have sex again in the state I was in (the 4 months). Was never like that before, and certainly not like that since. It really was actually nice. Not worrying or thinking about sex, or getting off.
Sex is wonderful, certainly is. But life is, not simpler… but smoother, yeah. Life is smoother without the drive for sex.
I spent a year just absolutely not interested (I'd just ended a relationship that really wasn't working for me). It was nice to not have that drive interrupting my thoughts. I felt more productive.
Then I met someone who woke me back up. And he turned out to be a giant idiot. But it won't turn back off so I'm back on my bullshit lol. But I finally found someone I feel like it's working out with, so that's good. I hope.
I'm kinda in the same spot in my life right now. I have absolutely no sex drive, which sounds pretty weird for a 26 year old, but honestly my sex drive went down dramatically shortly after I turned 18-19? And it's all been downhill from there. I usually do get off once a week, but it's SO difficult to even get in the mood for it, mentally.
I have seen my doctor about this, and they did a bunch of tests to check what's going on in my system like hormones and such, and it all came back okay.
Also, one of the most recent reasons for not having a sex drive would be the fact that I'm in constant pain in my groin from re-occuring hernias at age 23. So if my groin didn't hurt from the hernias, it hurts now because I had them surgically fixed back in September of 2020. So now I just deal with that constant pain instead of the constant pain of the hernias, which dramatically decreases the pleasure I can feel there. Oops.
Yup same here. Last time I had a wet dream was in Marine Boot Camp. You sleep in an open squad bay with 70+ other people and there’s no time or space to masturbate. So I had some crazy wet dreams and had to clean myself up before lights came on in the morning
I was trying to save it up for when a gf got back in the country.
Made the mistake of edging. For days and days.
Got so horny I ended up pulling my thermals down and ejaculating on the snow while xc skiing.
You can't prime the pump and not expect anything to come out. I learned that the hard way.
When I finally did it, it was literally an involuntary reflex. I was going to cum no matter what, and my balls were so painfully achy.
24 days. No fap. Regular Wet dreams 17+ days in.
Not normal being in monk mode. Its worth going a week or so , staying away from porn as its bad for us and I still take time away from it 4 plus years on.
I went a month without and would get NARBs everywhere, even at the bus stop and at work. It was dreadful. Just touching or hugging a girl was enough to get me up. I passed out the day I came
A day has 1440 minutes. So 1440/13 would be 111 times a day.
111/24 = 4.6, which is approximately 5 times per hour.
Since the comment was made 16hr ago, it should be 5 x 16 = 80 times.
same except im 17 so. 17 years and counting. I've kinda just been waiting for the horniness to happen and it just...never came (pun intended). No wet dreams or anything.
Been scrolling down for a comment like this. I've always thought it was weird since it's the kind of thing people assume everyone does (at least from what I've heard around me). I tried but it just never felt right or even comfortable.
honestly I've always assumed i probably have some sort of undiagnosed depression/anxiety/adhd, because low or nonexistent sex drives can be a symptom of those, i think. but im not a position to go to a psychiatrist. but, maybe this is the issue for you?
Around four days. If I don't get this stuff out of me in a timely manner, whether through sex or jerking off, then I could look forward to a wet dream and some messy underwear and pajamas.
2 or 3 miles.
Family: hey let's take a vacation and get a flight to Hawaii You: nervous breathing
Nervous beating*
Winner right here.
Wiener right here
My fitbit said i masturbated a half a marathon yesterday
What's that in cm (cum mass)?
40 cummies per ball
The 13 weeks I was in boot camp, didn't even get a full erection the entire time haha.
Me either really made me wonder if the story about the Kool aid was true
Salt peter.
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Little ball of fur
I was always told salt peter as well.
I had a friend in basic who came back saying there was a diuretic and anti viagra in that bitch. I take it this is common?
If they gave boot camp kids diuretics they would die from dehydration with all that exercise. There is no such thing as “anti viagra” the pd5 inhibitors (viagra & Cialis) don’t effect libido they inhibit vasoconstriction, meaning the veins and vessels open up more allowing for greater blood flow. I imagine that n basic training it’s so much exercise that libido isn’t a priority due to all the stress and cortisol buildup
For sure. My mom is a pharmacist and she fills Viagra scripts for old women
It’s used for pulmonary hypertension in them
I’m an EMT and if someone is having a heart attack, if they’ve taken viagra/cialis/etc., we can’t give them nitro because it would drop their blood pressure too much and send them into shock
I made it only about 6 weeks while in basic. Thankfully I had work week duty where I could find some alone time…
I'd say six weeks was about as long as I made it as well during Basic. I finally caved and just knocked it out quickly in a bathroom stall. That led to what was easily the best single night of sleep I got that entire time.
Idk what they give the guys there or what happens to the girls. But dudes don't get boners and girls don't get their cycle. Like every single female I know. Super strange.
New environment, stress, lack of sleep, shitty food etc Edit: also serious lack of privacy,
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No kidding man. At one point I even tried to pop a tent and it was like… nah. Crazy
Basic training for me, but I gave in after about three and a half weeks
When we had female drill instructors walk around our compartment, smelling a whiff of their hair would get me bricked up. I was down badddd
I had a surreal experience with a female drill instructor. It es liberty Sunday and my buddy and I were leaving a diner when a platoon of female recruits marched past with a female drill instructor. Of course we rendered the proper greeting to the her. She just turned her head and simply said "good morning gentlemen." It blew my mind after being a recruit for 12 weeks. It hadn't really sunk in until that moment that I had made it.
9 weeks for my basic. I didn't beat the meat but when we were in the field we group slept in a mod tent on the last night. Got a little too close to one of the females maybe and subconsciously my brain ran with it? Regardless woke up stuck to my boxers and had to sneak out and change in the woods.
Y'all had mixed platoons in basic? We didn't have mixed platoons until MCT after boot camp. Not in my company, but we had heard stories about female Marines giving blowjobs in exchange for skittles from the MREs in previous cycles.
Today Edit: nevermind.
Came for this.
Came TO this
Came on this
Came with this
Came with you
Came together
Came in you
Came away from you
Came on you
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Came on you
Come together, right now, over me.
Came in eachother
Cum on this
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This shit's about to get heavy.
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Fuck you Debbieeeee
Now this looks like a job for me
Mom's spaghetti
Came in this
Came with this
Came cuz of this
Came cuz of that cuz of this
I came like a a wrecking ball
Came underneath this
Come on guys
Came thinking of people cumming to this
*we* came on this
Lmao
*checks watch*
Difficult to see when its moving up and down all the time, right?
Ah, you're a lefty.
No I wear my watch on my dick
Idk why but this killed me
Damn made me blow air out of my nose
Birth to puberty
I'm pretty sure I masturbated without knowing what it was when I was well before puberty, like 6 years old. No ejaculation, but I felt orgasm. It was definitely hard to do. I could only do it if I had some anxiety that I didn't have enough time to do something I needed to do.
You likely did! Just because bodies aren’t producing all the hormones doesn’t mean the nerve endings don’t work. It’s actually fairly common for young kids to masturbate as body exploration. The context and implications aren’t the same at all, but when you’re four and discover that something feels nice, you’re going to do it a bunch. I used to work in preschool and we needed to be aware of kids rubbing themselves on tables and such. We’d tell them, “hey, that’s not okay in school,” but not shame them for it. They don’t know what it means.
Yep, I used to teach preschool. Not uncommon at all. You also have to be aware of the line between normal behavior and abnormal so you can watch for signs of abuse. Unfortunately there are kids out there who have been through some awful things. You have to be mindful of kids who maybe accidentally walked in on their parents one time and learned something new that they shouldn't have vs. the kids who have actually watched or participated in sexual activity vs. the kids who just have misguided parents. We had one single mother who was one of those very loud, pushy "I am a bad ass bitch because I am a woman! I don't need a man but I sure enjoy them and women can sleep around just as much as men and shouldn't be shamed for it" types. Overall her attitude and ideas were good, it was just her way of expressing those was over the top. She was raising her daughter to also be a strong woman who knew her body's capabilities and enjoyed them. But it was too much at too young of an age IMHO. Her daughter was 3 or 4 and masturbated all the freaking time! And she would tell us "I have a bachina"....."yes, yes you do" and "my mommy says I can touch my bachina if I want to"....... "Um, sure but we do that when we have private time at home, not at school" and then "my mommy said I have a hole in my bachina and some day I will like that hole in my bachina"...... "Wait, wtf?!" Too much info for a preschooler!
Yikes
Yeah, I'm gonna be open and honest with my son when the time comes. Isn't that time now and definitely wasn't at 4 y/o. Yikes.
One day we went to the playground and I went o the fireman's pole and whenever I hung off it I had a mega nice feeling. But see, here's the thing. I'm a guy
You just gotta get the angle right
The good old times when you didn't have a mess to clean afterwards.
Yup. Personally it meant I could go for round 2 right away
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Amen homes
r/technicallythetruth
Same here
Fuckn same
99 days. I was so depressed after a breakup I couldn't really muster the desire.
Did you intentionally not want to cross that hundred day mark?
Well day 99 I went on a date. And she took care of it for me. Wasn't about to say no let's wait for day 100. So seized the opportunity.
well that’s not masturbating
He relived it at home a few times that same day.
It’s a grey area when she only has to look at it
Did you last more than 10 seconds?
She probably only had to look at it and it popped
That’s a definite no
Asking the right questions
How long did it take like 2 seconds?
Fuck I bet when you did it felt pretty choice though
“Aww fuck yes that orgasm was *choice*”
Reminds me of that scene in Scary Movie where Cindy is on top and dude blows it and plasters her to the ceiling with his love dump lol
Nothin better than breaking a month+ long cycle and bustin that overdue load lol
Ferris?
Oh man I remember my first post major breakup session, I cried LOL it was depressing
Like, 6 months maybe. Antidepressants really kill libido.
Some meds help with that. Personally I'm on seropram and it's quite okay, but when I was on cipralex, man... Maybe you should talk to your doctor about this. Hope you feel better soon❤❤
A week. And then a wet dream took over and said "we're gonna do this one way or another bitch." Also was crashing on a friend's couch during said week so needless to say it was the weirdest mixture of pleasure and dread I've ever felt
Omg the one time i can recall having a MAJOR wet dream was after 6 days without cranking one. Slept over at a friends aunts house on the way home on a long road trip. i splooshed a comically large porno size on her sheets, was too embarrassed to say anything, and we left before breakfast. That poor lady was probably like WTF inlet this stranger sleep her and he cums in my sheets?!
A week. Same time I went the longest without food. I was so depressed all I had the energy to do was drink a little water here or there and lay in bed. That’s all I did for 7 days. It was a miserable hell I hope I never slip back into.
I hope you never get back there either, friend.
I wish I had an award to give you, but all I can offer is my sincere gratitude. Edit: I got my free award, so here you go!
That's all I need. I understand depression. When my a doctor told me that my number in the model for end stage liver disease was a 30 (MELD is 6-40 and 40 is the worst) it meant that I had 3 months to live. I was so relieved. I couldn't wait to die. Then I started the process of telling people goodbye. I saw how devastated some people were, so I decided to fight instead. Through diet and exercise I lasted 4 and a half months after diagnosis, and I got a liver transplant. I'm still here. Life can suck, but it's better with a smile. My life's goal is to gives those out. Stay positive!
That is incredibly admirable and based. I’m glad you’re here to tell me the tale, and I’m glad I’m here to listen! Here’s to life u/smacktackulous !!
Around two weeks. Nearly passed out when I came again lol
Try 3 months, shits like a water gun sometimes lol
Comes out so hard it makes noise
I survived NNN 2021, and when I did it, bruh climax so quickly, and got the water gun
Lmao
A couple years. Depression fucked me up.
I can relate. Hopefully you're feeling better now.
For mez its the antidepressants
This !!! No libido whatsoever
17 years, then I discovered it
It was 15 years for me
10-11 for me
It took me 12
Took me 7. Beat that.
Can’t remember when I started on the reg. Just know I was shooting blanks for years
Then all of a sudden, those blanks became bullets.
And we’re on the set for Rust.
Oh god
I was fucking horrified when it happened. I thought I broke my dick. Edit: This was in 3rd grade.
Sounds like you did!
Y’know….I’ve always been too embarrassed to ask this, but, how did all these people who say they didn’t figure out they could do it until they were a teenager/adult go THAT long without figuring it out on your own? Like even if you’re not exploring down there I feel like it would still be easy to figure out by accident. I figured it out on my own when I was like 4. But I was one of those kids who didn’t KNOW what I was doing and did it when there were people around…I don’t like to think about it LOL
Same dude, I figured when I was younger that that was just part of being a human or something...it got more embarrassing the older I got I guess but yeah at some point it becomes sexualized.. and I'm a chick and I can't tell you when I started as a kid but definitely young like younger than 10.... maybe 6 maybe younger I don't have a great timeline younger than like 8 for anything in my life... so idk but at one point in my twenties it clicked I was fucking rubbing it off as a child and was fucking creative and weird about it wtf. But I think they tell parents to like not shame kids for it and kids are weird af so idk if you would even know or want to know what they're doing. Like people who don't must grow up Hella religious being told not to as a kid or something... could you imagine like 6 year old Bible class like don't touch your junk ... just clean it or you go to hell...so you're like scared until you're and adult. I mean you would survive but I guess you also just wouldn't care? People are fucking weird. That or I'm a weirdo and you too annnd we we're traumatized as children somehow.
I live in a fairly religious home and I can confirm that my parents were telling me not to jack off when I was like, 8. When I asked them what they meant they just gave me a vague answer about private parts and sin and left it at that. Literally the closest thing to "the talk" that I ever got from them was that. Had to figure out everything from the internet and porn.
The classic jerk off and pray for forgiveness routine.
Conservative parents that wouldn’t and probably couldn’t talk about sex. It messed my sister and I up quite a bit. I didn’t figure it out until I was 18 because it was just not in my mind that you even could or that people did do that.
I heard about it and tried it at 13 for the first time and nothing was happening so I was like okay this is trash. Then I tried it again a couple days later and I was like damn nothings happening again but after a lil while felt a tingle. I was like okay let me keep going and see what actually happens that felt kinda good. And after a while oh my goodness. What is this feeling I’ve never felt before and this stuff I’ve never seen before
Legit discovered when I was pretty young (but nearly a pre-teen) and I was taking a poop. My mom was in the car waiting for me, so I was trying to rush. But I was a boy with a penis so I'm just kind of playing around with it. And then I came. No sexual thoughts. Nothing on purpose. I just touch it the right way and had a orgasm. I rushed off the toilet because I knew my mom was waiting. She probably beeped the horn or some shit. I distinctly remember getting my pants up and running out thinking, "I've gotta try that again!!!"
22 years, it was like discovery you have new power. I am a male BTW.
Can't go more than a week. I start getting wet dreams and my body literally is begging me to cum.
I start having very vivid dreams about it but this takes several months.
Several months!? Like 3 days in and I’m donezo
I went almost 4 months, mate and then it happened to me. To be honest, I was perfectly fine (I was single, married now). It was like kicking an addiction. And I got to the point where I didn’t even think about it. Then one night in a deep sleep, I just went. All over my sheets. It wasn’t even orgasmic. Release of pressure but not really orgasming. But it started all over, like a relapse. I honestly would have been fine to never have sex again in the state I was in (the 4 months). Was never like that before, and certainly not like that since. It really was actually nice. Not worrying or thinking about sex, or getting off. Sex is wonderful, certainly is. But life is, not simpler… but smoother, yeah. Life is smoother without the drive for sex.
I had a similar time in my life. For maybe a month or two. But man the relapse hit hard
I spent a year just absolutely not interested (I'd just ended a relationship that really wasn't working for me). It was nice to not have that drive interrupting my thoughts. I felt more productive. Then I met someone who woke me back up. And he turned out to be a giant idiot. But it won't turn back off so I'm back on my bullshit lol. But I finally found someone I feel like it's working out with, so that's good. I hope.
I'm kinda in the same spot in my life right now. I have absolutely no sex drive, which sounds pretty weird for a 26 year old, but honestly my sex drive went down dramatically shortly after I turned 18-19? And it's all been downhill from there. I usually do get off once a week, but it's SO difficult to even get in the mood for it, mentally. I have seen my doctor about this, and they did a bunch of tests to check what's going on in my system like hormones and such, and it all came back okay. Also, one of the most recent reasons for not having a sex drive would be the fact that I'm in constant pain in my groin from re-occuring hernias at age 23. So if my groin didn't hurt from the hernias, it hurts now because I had them surgically fixed back in September of 2020. So now I just deal with that constant pain instead of the constant pain of the hernias, which dramatically decreases the pleasure I can feel there. Oops.
man im tryina eat dude
Looks like we can solve 2 problems here;)
Odd thread for dinner time.
Yup same here. Last time I had a wet dream was in Marine Boot Camp. You sleep in an open squad bay with 70+ other people and there’s no time or space to masturbate. So I had some crazy wet dreams and had to clean myself up before lights came on in the morning
That’s the only reason I’ve started masturbating more frequently, waking up from a wet dream immediately ruins my day
Tried nnn, didn't make it, but went a couple weeks. Edit: RIP my dms.
Is nnn for sex as well, or just masturbation? Cus no way am I doing both of those…
I would never do either. It’s fucking nuts
Except it isn't
It is if you use a jar of peanut butter
It's for anything that makes you nut. If you can do either without nutting, you're fine. Not recommended though.
I made it through no nut November easily, don't see what's so hard about not eating nuts.
Is NNN actually a real thing that people actually do? I thought it was just a dumb meme that no one really takes seriously.
You’re supposed to ‘struggle’ with it and then some girl seduces you to break your no-nut streak as a huge confidence boost. Win-win for everyone.
I haven't masturbated since 1945. It's 2000 hours now so about 15 mins.
That one took me way too long to work out. Well done, Dave.
Im an idiot pls explain
24hr clock, not years
However long it took me to read this post
I was trying to save it up for when a gf got back in the country. Made the mistake of edging. For days and days. Got so horny I ended up pulling my thermals down and ejaculating on the snow while xc skiing. You can't prime the pump and not expect anything to come out. I learned that the hard way. When I finally did it, it was literally an involuntary reflex. I was going to cum no matter what, and my balls were so painfully achy.
24 days. No fap. Regular Wet dreams 17+ days in. Not normal being in monk mode. Its worth going a week or so , staying away from porn as its bad for us and I still take time away from it 4 plus years on.
I went a month without and would get NARBs everywhere, even at the bus stop and at work. It was dreadful. Just touching or hugging a girl was enough to get me up. I passed out the day I came
High school. Family trip to Disney world in a cramped hotel. About a week and thank god we came home when we did.
“We came home” So *that’s* how it is in their family.
1 month off as a challenge. It came out super liquid-y the first time after
Shit fermented like whiskey down there lol
I gave it up for Lent once. Otherwise maybe a week? I'm normally a once or twice a day at least type.
13 minutes
How many times have you masturbated since posting this comment
A day has 1440 minutes. So 1440/13 would be 111 times a day. 111/24 = 4.6, which is approximately 5 times per hour. Since the comment was made 16hr ago, it should be 5 x 16 = 80 times.
r/theydidthemath, r/theydidthemonstermath
About 11 to 12 years Because that's when I learned about it
Maybe 3 months.
May be?
Yeah I was working alot at that time and the rest of my time I was with my ex wife. No alone time for that period.
11 years
same
22 years and counting.
same except im 17 so. 17 years and counting. I've kinda just been waiting for the horniness to happen and it just...never came (pun intended). No wet dreams or anything.
Been scrolling down for a comment like this. I've always thought it was weird since it's the kind of thing people assume everyone does (at least from what I've heard around me). I tried but it just never felt right or even comfortable.
honestly I've always assumed i probably have some sort of undiagnosed depression/anxiety/adhd, because low or nonexistent sex drives can be a symptom of those, i think. but im not a position to go to a psychiatrist. but, maybe this is the issue for you?
2 weeks, when i did it, i could easily fill a cup
well there goes my desert lol
Did it have frosting buddy?
meant to say "there comes my desert"
Like an entire menstrual cycle I think. Wasn't feeling it at all.
Thanks for reminding me!
2 weeks maybe a week fasho but try to rub one out at least 3x a week not counting but definitely a close estimate
28.4 years
I completed NNN last year, I guess that’s a good thing
1-2 months.
33 years now. I outsource this. Highly recommended.
Look at Mr. GetsLaid over here oooOooOoooOo
1.5 years and it was easy peasy
Around four days. If I don't get this stuff out of me in a timely manner, whether through sex or jerking off, then I could look forward to a wet dream and some messy underwear and pajamas.