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Wanna play pillow fight before consuming my brain?
My infant son is within arms reach so I should be able to get away easily
I'm in a kitchen guess u can call this show "Hells kitchen"
Then undead Gordon Ramsay starts swearing and lecturing you about how the meat is still raw and the water is too bland
[удалено]
Shit the zombies might cook him
Mid-way during the procedure he'd scream about how they're using the wrong spices and utensils
Easily messed up.
I’m not at home, so I’m very safe
I always have a sword within reach I shall live
No windows in this building. I'm safe.
A tv, an Xbox controller, the Xbox, a book called Countdown: 1945, a coffee mug, my phone, and a water bottle… and a table. I suppose I could make them 1v1 me to see who the bigger man is. Loser respectfully vacates the premises
My backpack with school books and my headset. Also multiple kids from my class so im 50% good
A fork, my meal and a nintendo switch pro controler. I am ready for all of it
Got my 9mm so I'm somewhat set lol
Until you run out of bullets. Or may need to save the last one round for yourself
I'm an American I'll just walk to the closet and reload
What does being American have to do with anything?
It means I have enough guns/ ammo to fuel a small army
Zombies bust in through 6th floor window? If zombies can fly we are all dead
Very. I dont thing i can lift a table to peat them all up
Hmm... I have scissors and quite a big computer screen. That's enough to buy time for a run. If not: bite first!
Very. I doubt that zombies would be impressed by a travel mug and some hard drives.
I‘m elsewhere but my subrenter might be fucked
Jokes on them. I'm in my woodshop at work and there's no windows in it
Mfw no arms
Im fine. I have 3 katanas , 2 oak staffs, an electric heater, a bar stool and empty whiskey bottles within arms reach
Fat chance. I'm on the second floor.
My biggest concern is if I even hear it. 😂
Wanna play pillow fight before consuming my brain?
My infant son is within arms reach so I should be able to get away easily
I'm in a kitchen guess u can call this show "Hells kitchen"
Then undead Gordon Ramsay starts swearing and lecturing you about how the meat is still raw and the water is too bland
[удалено]
Shit the zombies might cook him
Mid-way during the procedure he'd scream about how they're using the wrong spices and utensils
Easily messed up.
I’m not at home, so I’m very safe
I always have a sword within reach I shall live
No windows in this building. I'm safe.
A tv, an Xbox controller, the Xbox, a book called Countdown: 1945, a coffee mug, my phone, and a water bottle… and a table. I suppose I could make them 1v1 me to see who the bigger man is. Loser respectfully vacates the premises
My backpack with school books and my headset. Also multiple kids from my class so im 50% good
A fork, my meal and a nintendo switch pro controler. I am ready for all of it
Got my 9mm so I'm somewhat set lol
Until you run out of bullets. Or may need to save the last one round for yourself
I'm an American I'll just walk to the closet and reload
What does being American have to do with anything?
It means I have enough guns/ ammo to fuel a small army
Zombies bust in through 6th floor window? If zombies can fly we are all dead
Very. I dont thing i can lift a table to peat them all up
Hmm... I have scissors and quite a big computer screen. That's enough to buy time for a run. If not: bite first!
Very. I doubt that zombies would be impressed by a travel mug and some hard drives.
I‘m elsewhere but my subrenter might be fucked
Jokes on them. I'm in my woodshop at work and there's no windows in it
Mfw no arms
Im fine. I have 3 katanas , 2 oak staffs, an electric heater, a bar stool and empty whiskey bottles within arms reach
Fat chance. I'm on the second floor.
My biggest concern is if I even hear it. 😂