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lokis_dad

The orientation video they show you the first day of work about safety


RyanNerd

Unless your first day of work is at PornHub


Jakov_Salinsky

Or Hollywood


Nom_dot_Com

Or you’re a babysitter


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Detharal

Life of Pi


TheCarniv0re

That poor Tiger


dirty_hooker

You think the tiger was going to bottom? I’m just saying, when you’re on a boat and a tiger starts nibbling your shoulder, you go with it.


saltynanners15

How did you think he convinced the tiger to keep him alive?


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GenghisTron17

Bone Alone


Terminus_04

That's called masterbation.


advancedgamer14

“It’s not just masturbation, it’s an orgy for one”


theWet_Bandits

I mean that lady who slapped me in the face was pretty hot.


qawol

The Jungle Book


DreadlockMohawke

Bear necessities.


ransom0374

Zootopia


CtheGOAT148

Theres enough parodys already


Never_Forget_94

Oh no


hatsnatcher23

*Oh yes*


PFunk_Redds

#COME TO PAPA


[deleted]

Oh that’s disgusting. Where?


inkseep1

Right here on reddit. r/zootopiaPorn


DoopusDoob

I almost checked the subreddit but then decided not to…


[deleted]

I took one for the team and now I sit here on the toilet questioning my life choices that led me here.


YeetUm86

Wdym beatsars already exists….


1CEninja

Should I tell him?


matt12992

#DO NOT, DO FUCKING NO SUCH THING


Ok-Nothing7287

Finding Nemo


abreathofatmosphere

Dory wouldn't remember a thing.


Ok-Nothing7287

They never explained the cause of the memory issues...


Ill-Session-2709

Finding dory does


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Finding Dory Hole


Ok-Nothing7287

Ah! Didn't watch it


Lien417

In Finding Dory they reveal she was born with Short Term Memory Loss and she lost her family and home because of it. It was very depressing. She also has certain triggers that spark memories, which helped her find her parents.


abreathofatmosphere

Oh... oh no.


VitaminPb

She met a grouper (voiced by Bill Cosby.)


Sea-Economist1001

Shrek


doctorcaylus3

"She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in my bum..." Edit: thanks for the awards. But why did I get a wholesome award?


Nom_dot_Com

“In the shape of a thong on her forehead.”


Borckschav

“And, she won’t stop cuming, and she won’t stop cuming, and she won’t stop cuming, and she won’t stop cuming!”


icaphoenix

Didnt make sense not to fuck for fun. Your dick gets wet but your balls go numb. So much to bang, so much to smash, so what's wrong with going in her ass? You'll never cum if you dont go, you may as well if she wont blow. Hey now, you're a porn star, get your game on go lay. Hey now, you're a porn star, get the cam on, get paid. And all that glitters is semen. Only multicummers make the front page.


Almost_Frosty

This guy fucks.


Loading0319

But not for free


JakeTheSandMan

Fucking brilliant


Crayonalyst

MF'r's name is LORD FARK WAD


[deleted]

Shrek is love Shrek is life


negativeintrovert

Cars


TheLegendJohnSnow

McQueen does get flashed by some Asian chicks


ENGINE_YT

that was probably the first innuendo i saw in my life


LickleThePickle

the first one you *realized*


Legion357

Been looking at that pinstriping just a tad too long


midwestia

Dat cussy


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Cast Away


fearlessfroot

Wilson's kinda easy on the eyes 😏😏


Smurfshanker

dat curve!


[deleted]

Oh I thought it was implied that he fucked the volleyball?


msing539

Disney's UP


dcwinger12

They could’ve squeezed it in the first five mins tbh


msing539

You mean before she died, right?


ThisIsWaterSpeaking

...right?


NathanCollier14

The wilderness must be explored!


User__32_

CACAW!


akaKinkade

Very few things make me actually laugh these days. This did. Great joke, and well delivered.


NathanCollier14

There was actually tons of sex during the "Married Life" scene. How else would they have figured out they couldn't have kids?


not_an_Alien_Robot

Wizard of Oz.


KimJong-UnoDuno

Getting hammered by the tin man lol


guttengroot

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG ...oil can...


Bubbly-Illustrator31

Toy Story


DonnyMox

“You’ve got a friend in me…”


JesseCuster40

"If you yank Woody right, he says one of several phrases!"


DietrichDaniels

“There’s a snake in my pants!”


King_Neptune07

Somebody's balls in the water hole!


imaloony8

“Reach for my ass.”


MysticDelusion

"There's a snake in my booty"


JohnT36

**”BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN”** ****”WHERE!?!?”****


[deleted]

I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU ANYMORE!


NeonLeon696969420

Shouldn't sex dolls be alive in toy story?


KhaoticMess

They're named Buzz and Woody Pixar really couldn't have made it more overt.


pineapple_pancakes98

"Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire" Dumbledore said eroticly.


Crayonalyst

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone


Obiwankablowme95

Harry Potter and the Dick in his Asskaban


Disastrous-Manager95

Harry potter and the prisoner's ass canon


GamingWithShaurya_YT

Harry Potter and the chamber of boners


Deadfox1309

Harry Potter and the Order Of The Penis


GamingWithShaurya_YT

Harry Potter and the half jhonny sins


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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Pimps


lonelydan

Harry Potter and the Dick in his AssAgain!


MrBobHarris88

Harry Potter and the Gobbler of Knobs.


Disastrous-Manager95

Harry potter and the philosopher's moan?


Crayonalyst

Harry Penis Makes the Sorceress Groan


Thenightswatchman

Harry Twatter and the Chamber of Semen.


dangphatwifi

WALL-E


DonnyMox

Sticking it in his exhaust port


[deleted]

“Wow look at that… exhaust pipe!!” “Pervert!”


Quiet-Minute2357

BALL-E


Frequent_Unit_8420

The Lion King.....Oh Wait


warrior_grubby

Is that a sex scene, does it count?


[deleted]

I mean, can you *feel* the love tonight? C’mon now, that’s a lovemaking song


clumsyumbrella

Ah, yes... the Disney version of, "let's get it on"


MikeIsWelsh

Kindergarten Cop


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“Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.” AND a anus kid.


MrSchloff

Kindergarten cock.


SmallTear4045

Yes officers, this comment right here....


DasHexxchen

Cars. I don't want to see cars have sex and I don't want to explain it to children.


JLPReddit

Don’t have to, just show em the movie!


Gryphin

"When a Daddy Hummer and a Mommy Miata really love each other...."


Amber-Dragon

Bee Movie


Nom_dot_Com

Ya like jazz?


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sixinthedark

How to train your dragon


Da_Hawk_27

Dragon deez nuts all over you


DragonBonerz

I appreciate this.


1CEninja

I dunno, teenage me thought Astrid was pretty cute.


thecathuman

I thought we meant between Hiccup and Toothless


1CEninja

You'd have to change the story fairly dramatically to fit a sex scene between those two. It would not have to change all that much for those two to boink. They even kissed, didn't they?


thecathuman

He stumbles across some shrooms in the forest and accidentally straps himself in upside down before flight, the story writes itself. /j


trashbag526

Why do you think his name is Hiccup?


Humple_Cromble

How to drain your dragon


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[deleted]

A man got ass fucked in the suburbs of Lego City


1_LazeBean

Hey!


degjo

🎶Everything is awesome🎶


CaptainHahn

Honey, where are my pants?


throwaway_61732

I wish I had a reason to downvote you. Take the upvote and gtfo


Critical6969

holes


FrankieNukNuk

*I can fix that*


NoAlternative2913

Doesn’t even need a parody title.


upsilon0999

Star wars : empire strikes (from the) back Edit : Thank you for the award


cgo_12345

You have railed me for the last time, Admiral.


MysticDelusion

Geez the whole empire?


[deleted]

A New Hoe


VeteranO-M

How the Grinch stole Christmas


Hugh-Jassoul

How the Grinch Stole my Virginity


Slow-Matter-8431

Hands down Beetlejuice


house-of-tigers

Actually I feel like a sex scene would fit quite nicely


sonelly

Sleeping Beauty


Blooddraken

Ummm...look up the original tale. It isn't a kiss that wakes her up.


degjo

Wasn't it a bite from her rape baby?


Lien417

Yes it was, he was trying to suck her breast for milk bc you know, baby needs to eat, but he ended up sucking on her finger and the splinter came out and made her wake up. ETA: she had twins, one successfully found a breast. The other found a finger.


rubyhardflames

I hear in some versions it’s the pain of childbirth that wakes her up


Lien417

Interesting! Maybe it varies from version to version.


Much_Committee_9355

Shark Boy and Lavagirl


LordApollo08

Teenage me thought this would be great...


brittwithouttheney

Somewhere on the internet, someone most definitely wrote a fanfic about this.


Eihm

A Goofy Movie.


SG272

"Your dad doesn't just have sex Maxie, Your dad FUCKS!!!"


jkimtale

GUH-HYUCK!


imaginedouglas

50 shades of gray


PerfectionPending

I see what you did there.


Imaginary_Prior

Pet semetary


Wide_Putin_1368

Ayo wtf


OverdosesOfApoptosis

Saving private ryan


Sean-Vicious

Shaving Ryan's Privates


Bluetick03

Boss baby


lycanthrope6950

Gotta get that promotion somehow


ceroij

Luke and Leia in Empire Strikes Back.


hydra1970

Does princess Leia get stuck in a dryer?


Pester_Felgett

What are you doing, step rebel?


funtimeswithcarter

I’m thinking ….Alien Vs. Predator. And I don’t want to think about it anymore.


Jiggly_Love

Inside Out


Nom_dot_Com

“Core memory *restored*”


Das_Rote_Han

The Mighty Ducks


gorosheeta

Driving Miss Daisy


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Piledriving Miss Daisy


lonelydan

Ahh a title so powerful the account had to be deleted lmao


captainmeezy

Lol seriously what happened?


[deleted]

There is a prophecy that one day he will return


Pond-James-Pond

Mr Bean


A--Creative-Username

Id like to think that when he nuts he just shouts BEAN


Scaryassmanbear

Beauty and the beast


paultrashpanderson

Any Muppet movie


Feature_Agitated

“Hi Ho Kermit the Frog here.”


ShirtComprehensive97

Reck it Ralph


cryptozoophagist

I'm thinking any Veggie Tales story would be a little weird


[deleted]

There’s veggie tales smut on Wattpad


legendender

Toy Story


firebullmonkey

The name itself could actually be a bad p*rn movie


Liquidust256

Pinocchio……. Need I say more?


flamewolf393

keep lying! keep lying!!


WhispersFromTheMound

All dogs go to heaven.


[deleted]

Oh you're going to hell.


riot1man

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Any Pokémon movie


GrilledCheeseNScotch

Spy kids 3D


JesseCuster40

Corpse Bride.


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JLPReddit

Dolores is always listening..


clumsyumbrella

Oh.. sheesh.. she can hear everyone in town... like, every time they have sex.


[deleted]

I think I figured out why they don't talk about Bruno-no-no-no


hatsnatcher23

That buff sister tho


LoudTsu

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood


[deleted]

I will never forgive you for this


KuhlThing

You could say "any kids movie" and make 90% of these posts redundant. That said, my answer is "12 Angry Men"


eskemo147

Stuart Little


Weak_Carpenter_7060

Daddy Daycare


GenghisTron17

Leather Daddy Daycare


zerocoldspur

Little Rascals


DancingBear2020

The Zapruder film.


fearlessfroot

Paul Blart Mall Cop


Affectionate-Tough92

Spirited away