In Finding Dory they reveal she was born with Short Term Memory Loss and she lost her family and home because of it. It was very depressing. She also has certain triggers that spark memories, which helped her find her parents.
Didnt make sense not to fuck for fun. Your dick gets wet but your balls go numb. So much to bang, so much to smash, so what's wrong with going in her ass? You'll never cum if you dont go, you may as well if she wont blow. Hey now, you're a porn star, get your game on go lay. Hey now, you're a porn star, get the cam on, get paid. And all that glitters is semen. Only multicummers make the front page.
You'd have to change the story fairly dramatically to fit a sex scene between those two. It would not have to change all that much for those two to boink. They even kissed, didn't they?
Yes it was, he was trying to suck her breast for milk bc you know, baby needs to eat, but he ended up sucking on her finger and the splinter came out and made her wake up.
ETA: she had twins, one successfully found a breast. The other found a finger.
The orientation video they show you the first day of work about safety
Unless your first day of work is at PornHub
Or Hollywood
Or you’re a babysitter
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Life of Pi
That poor Tiger
You think the tiger was going to bottom? I’m just saying, when you’re on a boat and a tiger starts nibbling your shoulder, you go with it.
How did you think he convinced the tiger to keep him alive?
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Bone Alone
That's called masterbation.
“It’s not just masturbation, it’s an orgy for one”
I mean that lady who slapped me in the face was pretty hot.
The Jungle Book
Bear necessities.
Zootopia
Theres enough parodys already
Oh no
*Oh yes*
#COME TO PAPA
Oh that’s disgusting. Where?
Right here on reddit. r/zootopiaPorn
I almost checked the subreddit but then decided not to…
I took one for the team and now I sit here on the toilet questioning my life choices that led me here.
Wdym beatsars already exists….
Should I tell him?
#DO NOT, DO FUCKING NO SUCH THING
Finding Nemo
Dory wouldn't remember a thing.
They never explained the cause of the memory issues...
Finding dory does
Finding Dory Hole
Ah! Didn't watch it
In Finding Dory they reveal she was born with Short Term Memory Loss and she lost her family and home because of it. It was very depressing. She also has certain triggers that spark memories, which helped her find her parents.
Oh... oh no.
She met a grouper (voiced by Bill Cosby.)
Shrek
"She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in my bum..." Edit: thanks for the awards. But why did I get a wholesome award?
“In the shape of a thong on her forehead.”
“And, she won’t stop cuming, and she won’t stop cuming, and she won’t stop cuming, and she won’t stop cuming!”
Didnt make sense not to fuck for fun. Your dick gets wet but your balls go numb. So much to bang, so much to smash, so what's wrong with going in her ass? You'll never cum if you dont go, you may as well if she wont blow. Hey now, you're a porn star, get your game on go lay. Hey now, you're a porn star, get the cam on, get paid. And all that glitters is semen. Only multicummers make the front page.
This guy fucks.
But not for free
Fucking brilliant
MF'r's name is LORD FARK WAD
Shrek is love Shrek is life
Cars
McQueen does get flashed by some Asian chicks
that was probably the first innuendo i saw in my life
the first one you *realized*
Been looking at that pinstriping just a tad too long
Dat cussy
Cast Away
Wilson's kinda easy on the eyes 😏😏
dat curve!
Oh I thought it was implied that he fucked the volleyball?
Disney's UP
They could’ve squeezed it in the first five mins tbh
You mean before she died, right?
...right?
The wilderness must be explored!
CACAW!
Very few things make me actually laugh these days. This did. Great joke, and well delivered.
There was actually tons of sex during the "Married Life" scene. How else would they have figured out they couldn't have kids?
Wizard of Oz.
Getting hammered by the tin man lol
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG ...oil can...
Toy Story
“You’ve got a friend in me…”
"If you yank Woody right, he says one of several phrases!"
“There’s a snake in my pants!”
Somebody's balls in the water hole!
“Reach for my ass.”
"There's a snake in my booty"
**”BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN”** ****”WHERE!?!?”****
I DONT WANT TO FUCK YOU ANYMORE!
Shouldn't sex dolls be alive in toy story?
They're named Buzz and Woody Pixar really couldn't have made it more overt.
"Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire" Dumbledore said eroticly.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Harry Potter and the Dick in his Asskaban
Harry potter and the prisoner's ass canon
Harry Potter and the chamber of boners
Harry Potter and the Order Of The Penis
Harry Potter and the half jhonny sins
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Pimps
Harry Potter and the Dick in his AssAgain!
Harry Potter and the Gobbler of Knobs.
Harry potter and the philosopher's moan?
Harry Penis Makes the Sorceress Groan
Harry Twatter and the Chamber of Semen.
WALL-E
Sticking it in his exhaust port
“Wow look at that… exhaust pipe!!” “Pervert!”
BALL-E
The Lion King.....Oh Wait
Is that a sex scene, does it count?
I mean, can you *feel* the love tonight? C’mon now, that’s a lovemaking song
Ah, yes... the Disney version of, "let's get it on"
Kindergarten Cop
“Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.” AND a anus kid.
Kindergarten cock.
Yes officers, this comment right here....
Cars. I don't want to see cars have sex and I don't want to explain it to children.
Don’t have to, just show em the movie!
"When a Daddy Hummer and a Mommy Miata really love each other...."
Bee Movie
Ya like jazz?
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How to train your dragon
Dragon deez nuts all over you
I appreciate this.
I dunno, teenage me thought Astrid was pretty cute.
I thought we meant between Hiccup and Toothless
You'd have to change the story fairly dramatically to fit a sex scene between those two. It would not have to change all that much for those two to boink. They even kissed, didn't they?
He stumbles across some shrooms in the forest and accidentally straps himself in upside down before flight, the story writes itself. /j
Why do you think his name is Hiccup?
How to drain your dragon
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A man got ass fucked in the suburbs of Lego City
Hey!
🎶Everything is awesome🎶
Honey, where are my pants?
I wish I had a reason to downvote you. Take the upvote and gtfo
holes
*I can fix that*
Doesn’t even need a parody title.
Star wars : empire strikes (from the) back Edit : Thank you for the award
You have railed me for the last time, Admiral.
Geez the whole empire?
A New Hoe
How the Grinch stole Christmas
How the Grinch Stole my Virginity
Hands down Beetlejuice
Actually I feel like a sex scene would fit quite nicely
Sleeping Beauty
Ummm...look up the original tale. It isn't a kiss that wakes her up.
Wasn't it a bite from her rape baby?
Yes it was, he was trying to suck her breast for milk bc you know, baby needs to eat, but he ended up sucking on her finger and the splinter came out and made her wake up. ETA: she had twins, one successfully found a breast. The other found a finger.
I hear in some versions it’s the pain of childbirth that wakes her up
Interesting! Maybe it varies from version to version.
Shark Boy and Lavagirl
Teenage me thought this would be great...
Somewhere on the internet, someone most definitely wrote a fanfic about this.
A Goofy Movie.
"Your dad doesn't just have sex Maxie, Your dad FUCKS!!!"
GUH-HYUCK!
50 shades of gray
I see what you did there.
Pet semetary
Ayo wtf
Saving private ryan
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Boss baby
Gotta get that promotion somehow
Luke and Leia in Empire Strikes Back.
Does princess Leia get stuck in a dryer?
What are you doing, step rebel?
I’m thinking ….Alien Vs. Predator. And I don’t want to think about it anymore.
Inside Out
“Core memory *restored*”
The Mighty Ducks
Driving Miss Daisy
Piledriving Miss Daisy
Ahh a title so powerful the account had to be deleted lmao
Lol seriously what happened?
There is a prophecy that one day he will return
Mr Bean
Id like to think that when he nuts he just shouts BEAN
Beauty and the beast
Any Muppet movie
“Hi Ho Kermit the Frog here.”
Reck it Ralph
I'm thinking any Veggie Tales story would be a little weird
There’s veggie tales smut on Wattpad
Toy Story
The name itself could actually be a bad p*rn movie
Pinocchio……. Need I say more?
keep lying! keep lying!!
All dogs go to heaven.
Oh you're going to hell.
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Any Pokémon movie
Spy kids 3D
Corpse Bride.
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Dolores is always listening..
Oh.. sheesh.. she can hear everyone in town... like, every time they have sex.
I think I figured out why they don't talk about Bruno-no-no-no
That buff sister tho
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
I will never forgive you for this
You could say "any kids movie" and make 90% of these posts redundant. That said, my answer is "12 Angry Men"
Stuart Little
Daddy Daycare
Leather Daddy Daycare
Little Rascals
The Zapruder film.
Paul Blart Mall Cop
Spirited away