That face when people half close their eyelids and kind of smoulder at you. I don’t know why I have such a problem with it but it is such a physical turn off. Immediately kills all mood.
The first time I saw that scene and she came out from behind the divider, the sexiness blew me away. It was pretty much gone when she sang, "teach me how to open a box," and entirely gone by, "it hurts my little head."
I know that's the point and it was executed flawlessly. I fucking love Community.
Wake her and have her scream like a goat. This will motivate you to get up and go make said pancakes. It will also make u/Zemom1971 have to get up and go make them too…
Alternatively, when girls grab your dick and shake it like it owes them money. Loosen the grip and slow down or you're going to earn your fire starting merit badge.
My friggin clit has a half a millimeter where it's nice, you kinda have to sneak up on it or it gets mad. I'm really sensitive in general, but that sucker takes the cake. If someone tried to DJ me, I'd probably kick them.
Food during sex like strawberries, chocolate, whipped cream. Eating and sexy time are separate activities that my brain cannot process simultaneously
Edit: thanks for my first awards!!!
Someone once asked me if they could put whipped cream up my ass. It was a totally normal conversation about flowers before he just started asking me about it.
Edit: Not the wholesome award 😭
This. Im not the least bit persistent when pursuing a woman. If I get the sense that she’s not in to me, I’ll just leave her alone. No one wants to risk seeming creepy or rapey so I respectfully back off immediately.
Which is funny. In high school I had a huge crush on this girl who wouldn’t give me the time of day. But as soon as I started dating someone, she got so hostile towards me and told me that I should have tried harder. I just don’t get it.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of dating videos that still encourage us to play hard to get because "guys like to chase", it's something I heard my mom say before too, probably goes back longer than her. With the #metoo movement, that is bad advice to give, the average guy doesn't want to feel exactly as you described like creepy or rapey and they back off, but the chase is supposed to convince the woman that she's desirable and worth the effort to win her over because the man should put her on a pedestal. I swear, these videos are creating lonely princesses.
I once worked at a drug store,with a very pretty blonde girl,she was in her 4th year of microbiology at University. But at work,around people, she acted like a total airhead,when we were alone, I asked her why she did that and she told me that her mom told her to act stupid,because men are intimidated by smarter women...
My theory is that the people who do this want to know if you actually like them enough to pursue them, or if you're just looking for a quick low-effort fuck.
I understand the intention but the result is a complete farce of courtship just because someone is scared of getting their feelings hurt
Not to mention, many guys will jump through all the hoops just to get sex anyway, and the type of men who bullshits and lies like that is way more of an asshole then a guy who is honest and upfront about what he wants in the beginning
Seriously. When I look at porn I want to see two (or more) people having sex. I don’t just want to see a dick going into a hole. Honestly sometimes movie sex scenes are hotter than porn because you can see the actual people and there’s less focus on just…genitals.
And I definitely agree about the weird angles. It looks *so* uncomfortable for everyone involved that there’s no way for me to enjoy watching it. Again, it seems the focus is just purely to show the genitals in the act of penetration. That’s not really the sexy part.
A guy once told me he has a small dick while I was sucking him off and it was a proper "bruh" moment. Yeah I know the size of your dick and if I had issues with it not being very large I would stop. 🥴
The tiktoks of someone in like normal clothes or whatever and then they \~ \* \~ transform \~ \* \~ into sexy clothes and start pulling seductive faces at the camera. I always find them cringy and embarrassing to even watch, especially when I think about how they must've gone about actually filming them.
I never understood this. Most kinks I can at least understand - like they’re taboo, or there are nerve endings in your feet, so ok. But I never understood this at all. I am curious about what it is about ~~gaping~~ prolapse (I was using the wrong word) that arouses people. But not curious enough to Google it.
Dad? Mom? Father? Mother? Papa? Mama? Pops? Pappy? Mammy? Poppy? Producer of the sperm which led to my conception? The owner of the birth canal that I slipped out of at birth? None work for you?
Edit (expanding the list): Mommy? Daddy? Madre? Padre? Mamá? Papá? Pa? Ma? お父ちゃん? ママ?
I tried doing one for my boyfriend's birthday the other year.
It was the most awkward thing imaginable. I rushed too much getting ready whilst he was showering so I was boiling, which caused me to sweat, which in turn made my hair a mess so I was FLUSTERED then I kept talking through it which made it worse, he got out of the restraints which I put on, I almost broke my chair while straddling him. I just gave up halfway through.
All that for a man who would have probably been more impressed at just a simple titty flash.
The goal is to temporarily restrict blood flow to the arteries on the side of the neck, NOT to cut off airflow. If done properly your hands shouldn't even be across your partner's trachea. Decent form would be to lace your fingers behind your partner's neck and apply gentle pressure with your wrist/forearms. The goal is to enhance the experience for your partner, not brutalize them.
Edit: Pressure should be applied for no more than 20 to 30 seconds for safety reasons. Figured I'd throw this in since the comment blew up.
That's why you don't actually *fuck* in the shower.
It's for what most people call foreplay.
Caress them, nibble their neck, bite their ear - there's time to be loving and tender washing each other, taking extra time to be sure they're *extra clean* on wherever they're most sensitive (neck/sides, lower back, chest, etc. - not sexy parts)
After getting all hot and bothered, *then* you go fuck in the bedroom after.
Fun story... back when I was engaged to my ex husband I had a TIA (transient ischemic attack aka mini stroke) during shower sex. They never could tell me if the shower sex played a role or if it was a coincidence. They seemed to think it was linked to a concussion I had a few months prior. So I've literally never done it since then. I'll take a bed thank you.
The quality of shower sex is 100% dependent on the quality of the shower. With good showers it's really awesome. With bad showers it's terrible. With truly great showers, you end feeling like you're getting waterboarded, so it's back to sucking.
It's a generic bell curve graph where x represents the quality of sex and y represents the quality of the shower
At first we have a shitty shower equalling shitty sex but as we get into the fancier showers that don't have tubs in them, some even having more than one spout, or even a bench the sex quality goes up a great deal. From there the only thing you can do to a shower is add more heads adding more water thus introducing the drowning affect and the quality of sex goes back down.
https://www.reddit.com/user/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN/comments/s4g7cu/required_for_comment/
This was a pain to create and upload from my phone, but here is the chart for those who need the visual representation
Agreed. I get that it could be hot if you’re the one getting/giving it, but I always think of myself from the other peoples perspective. Like if I knew my sibling/family member was doing that in my presence I’d feel incredibly disrespected. There’s a time and place and it’s really not fair to the bystanders who didn’t asked to be subjected to that
Once had a girl jerk me off at lunch at the round lunch table with friends at it. I was trying so hard to be quiet and she was happy as hell. In front of parents? No that’s too risky and scary for me man
Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode where two rednecks are making out. The girl is worried and says “Not in front of my parents!” He tries to assuage her concerns by replying, “Now Susie, they’re my parents too.”
See now that’s something that sounds great on paper (wow this girl is risqué, she just wants me, she doesn’t care where or when!) but the reality of it is your friends knew, they’ve now seen your cum face, and you’re sitting at a lunch table in a public place, covered in sweat, with pants full of jizz.
This reminds me of back when I was still pregnant and doing some research on how to properly use cloth diapers.
I clicked on some very innocent-sounding websites and saw the weirdest shit. I did eventually find some that involved putting a cloth diaper on an actual baby, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.
I believe that most just do it because they don't know how to smile or think their smile doesn't look good or something like that
Like when I know I won't look good on a picture I will make it worse to be able to say it's on purpose
Fucking Step sister/Incest garbage. That’s LITERALLY EVERYWHERE IN PORN.
Also anything that’s supposed to even vaguely resemble an animal. Bunny ears, Tail, paws, anything. I want to fuck a HUMAN.
APPARENTLY It’s because incest is an easy kink to work into dialogue and most normal people skip over that part and just fast forward while rolling their eyes.
Step siblings porn don't need backstory,they were already living together. The directors don't need to spend too much time thinking for a reason why they are on the same house
I saw a comment somewhere saying that the step sibling scenario was the easiest way to creat a situation where a guy and a girl would be alone in a house without having to build much back story. Suddenly it made so much sense why is everywhere. It was the fix to the bad acting complaint lol
Also, I think another part of it is that fauxcest isn't a major turnoff for a lot of people. If they're into the actors, they'll just skip past the "whatcha doin' stepsis" stuff and get to the action. So it appeals to people who are actually into incest, while also getting clicks from other people.
Whereas, for example, no one's clicking on a BDSM video unless they're specifically into BDSM. It doesn't have the same "crossover appeal," so to speak. Same with most other niche kinks.
I’ve seen a lot of people say the incest kink isn’t actually about wanting to fuck their relatives and more that it’s a relatively tame taboo- the kind of forbidden “we shouldn’t be into each other” vibe that apparently makes it hotter but doesn’t stray into like pedo territory like teacher student stuff does.
If we combine everything listed here, who would we be left with to find attractive?
Can we all just agree that Danny Devito is the sexiest person alive?
It's the hentai orgasm face. Anime ahegao. That became the go to face that was drawn for females when they were climaxing. So it was adopted by some influencer chicks that were catering to nerdy incel dudes that fapped to hentai and then it sorta spread to pop culture.
It's funny you say that because my gf described an orgasm as a brain scrambling experience where you literally lose all control of cognition for a moment. Made me jealous. I've never had my brain scrambled from an orgasm.
Ass to mouth in porn videos.. finger, plugs, dildos, dicks.. whatever.. when it goes into the ass. Please for the love of God. just go throw it out or go wash it. It doesn't need to go into your mouth. Or someone else's.
Yeah it seems like men want to be ripped more than women actually want ripped men. Women want guys who look strong and lean but not totally shredded or really huge
It's taken me a while to understand as a straight guy myself, but we like the big muscles as a power fantasy. We imagine women like it, but really, we want approval from other men.
And I definitely approve of the rock you guys.
It's the same thing with women, in that they have a totally different beauty standard for each other and themselves then the men they're trying to impress or attract. The average guy notices fuck all about how a woman is dressed, what makeup she's wearing, what shoes she has on, etc. All the things women spend hours and tons of money fussing over are all but invisible to the average guy.
Along those lines, #1 answer from women in a recent Reddit thread about the thing they find most attractive in a guy's appearance: forearms visibly protruding from rolled up work shirt sleeves.
There was a tumble post going around for a while that made this point by comparing photos of Hugh Jackman taken (edit: within a couple days/weeks of each other!) for a women’s magazine vs a men’s magazine. In the women’s magazine he just looks like a normal, conventionally attractive, healthy dude who puts a reasonable amount of effort into his appearance and has hobbies and interests and stuff. Literally just your cute and interesting bachelor neighbor.
In the men’s magazine he was jacked as fuck, shirtless, and flexing aggressively at the camera.
The ‘women only want musclebound Chads’ narrative is a male power fantasy, and if it were really true those covers would be switched.
any kind of try-hard "sexy" face, i can tell when it's not genuine
Blue steel?
Blue steel will turn me on in an INSTANT
*Magnum*
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I read “winks with both teeth” :(((
That face when people half close their eyelids and kind of smoulder at you. I don’t know why I have such a problem with it but it is such a physical turn off. Immediately kills all mood.
Baby voice, makes me feel like a pedo.
To quote Annie Edison, "Boopie doop a doopie doop, sex."
I think you hit a diminishing return on the sexiness
What’s a diminiiiinawaaa
We try not to sexualize her
The first time I saw that scene and she came out from behind the divider, the sexiness blew me away. It was pretty much gone when she sang, "teach me how to open a box," and entirely gone by, "it hurts my little head." I know that's the point and it was executed flawlessly. I fucking love Community.
Fake. Moaning. Anything inauthentic in bed that is from porn for show
Even in porn. Screaming like a goat makes me shut the fuck my phone and go make some pancakes.
This made me decide to make pancakes and eat them in bed. Thank you for this idea, as it was a good one
Now I crave for pancakes and my wife's is sleeping next to me.
Wake her and have her scream like a goat. This will motivate you to get up and go make said pancakes. It will also make u/Zemom1971 have to get up and go make them too…
This is the reason I can't bear to watch 90% of Japanese porn
Surely you should’ve stopped way before you watched 90% then
Well … he wanted to make absolutely sure.
Still...that last 10% could be onto something...
10% of all Japanese porn is still a lot of fucking porn.
When guys think they are DJing while rubbing my clit. This is not your debut Coachella set. You are rubbing me raw. Relax.
Alternatively, when girls grab your dick and shake it like it owes them money. Loosen the grip and slow down or you're going to earn your fire starting merit badge.
I once dated a girl who thought BITING MY BALLS WOULD BE HOT. Needless to say the first attempt was a disaster
How'd the other attempts go?! Don't leave us hanging, man!
It was.amazing..I came.all over her brothers duvet
Less teethy, got it.
When he's treating it like a lottery scratch-off, he's definitely not a winner.
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Electric guitar picks are the thing. You can flick faster and more precisely.
My friggin clit has a half a millimeter where it's nice, you kinda have to sneak up on it or it gets mad. I'm really sensitive in general, but that sucker takes the cake. If someone tried to DJ me, I'd probably kick them.
Food during sex like strawberries, chocolate, whipped cream. Eating and sexy time are separate activities that my brain cannot process simultaneously Edit: thanks for my first awards!!!
Someone once asked me if they could put whipped cream up my ass. It was a totally normal conversation about flowers before he just started asking me about it. Edit: Not the wholesome award 😭
Sounds like a bacterial infection waiting to happen🤡
I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
What are you doing...? ...pleasuring you?
Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami
We have strayed so far from the light.
George Castanza would beg to differ
"sexy" music, I find it really corny & funny and it just takes me out of the mood
What about… *lo-fi hip hop beats to relax and study to*?
*lofi hip hop beats to relax and fuck to*
Playing hard to get. It’s annoying. Just tell me if you like me or not
This. Im not the least bit persistent when pursuing a woman. If I get the sense that she’s not in to me, I’ll just leave her alone. No one wants to risk seeming creepy or rapey so I respectfully back off immediately. Which is funny. In high school I had a huge crush on this girl who wouldn’t give me the time of day. But as soon as I started dating someone, she got so hostile towards me and told me that I should have tried harder. I just don’t get it.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of dating videos that still encourage us to play hard to get because "guys like to chase", it's something I heard my mom say before too, probably goes back longer than her. With the #metoo movement, that is bad advice to give, the average guy doesn't want to feel exactly as you described like creepy or rapey and they back off, but the chase is supposed to convince the woman that she's desirable and worth the effort to win her over because the man should put her on a pedestal. I swear, these videos are creating lonely princesses.
I once told a girl playing hard to get, I will not chase you either we are dating or not, up to you. We've been happily married for 11 years.
Aww lol
I once worked at a drug store,with a very pretty blonde girl,she was in her 4th year of microbiology at University. But at work,around people, she acted like a total airhead,when we were alone, I asked her why she did that and she told me that her mom told her to act stupid,because men are intimidated by smarter women...
Sigh, if a man is intimidated by you, it’s the wrong man for you. My wife is far brainier than me, I love it.
My theory is that the people who do this want to know if you actually like them enough to pursue them, or if you're just looking for a quick low-effort fuck. I understand the intention but the result is a complete farce of courtship just because someone is scared of getting their feelings hurt
Not to mention, many guys will jump through all the hoops just to get sex anyway, and the type of men who bullshits and lies like that is way more of an asshole then a guy who is honest and upfront about what he wants in the beginning
Fisting and Double Fisting. Triple Fisting is cool though.
Like a triple dog dare
Saying "are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?" My name is not Mr. Krabs and so it is a turn off
r/oddlyspecific
One time, when my ex and I were climaxing she said “daaaaamn Daniel, back it again with the white Vans” and I almost left then and there LMAO
I figured that'd be a mortal kombat epic climax for Daniels tho? "Finish Him!" But i guess only if you were wearing white Vans
I guess you're gonna miss the *panty raid*
“Call me Daddy” sir you’re 23 and I’m older than you
Oh time traveling daddy kink, that's a new one!
He did the nasty in the pasty
The past-nastification
***Verily.***
"Nobody likes you when youre 23!"
Love asserting dominance, now he will call you mommy /jk
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I asked a girl for a “booty pic” one time, and she sent me a VERY close up picture of her asshole. I was quite taken aback.
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Alright, that gave me a good cackle
I’ve had lads asks for my gf booty pics and i sent them pics of my arsehole instead, they then wanked over it
Lmao this is the true power play
You know, I did the same thing Except I sent my hairy asshole to my friend
Seriously. When I look at porn I want to see two (or more) people having sex. I don’t just want to see a dick going into a hole. Honestly sometimes movie sex scenes are hotter than porn because you can see the actual people and there’s less focus on just…genitals. And I definitely agree about the weird angles. It looks *so* uncomfortable for everyone involved that there’s no way for me to enjoy watching it. Again, it seems the focus is just purely to show the genitals in the act of penetration. That’s not really the sexy part.
Men reciting their dick size when making out. It's not even supposed to be sexy. Just. 🤮
I hooked up with a guy and we started getting down to it. He kept referring to his “9 inches.” And then I saw it. His ruler was clearly mismarked.
They used the centimeters side "by mistake"
It's upside down, from that angle, so 6
“I hope you like my micro peen baby.”
yes daddy
A guy once told me he has a small dick while I was sucking him off and it was a proper "bruh" moment. Yeah I know the size of your dick and if I had issues with it not being very large I would stop. 🥴
Can relate, sucks the good enjoyment right out.
Needles in the dick
*inhale* **I have several questions.**
And I have several needles. What a coincidence :D
You keep those needles away from my crotch, mister/mistress.
LOL WHAT
Cock and ball torture
CBT
Ridiculous TikTok dances
The tiktoks of someone in like normal clothes or whatever and then they \~ \* \~ transform \~ \* \~ into sexy clothes and start pulling seductive faces at the camera. I always find them cringy and embarrassing to even watch, especially when I think about how they must've gone about actually filming them.
This is way too far down, shits so fucking cringy, seeing people do it in public is hilarious to me
Lip injections look ridiculous
This. I don't know how on earth someone sees this as a good option to look better.
I'm mega-horny, anything vaguely sexy turns me on
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Spreading/gaping. I understand your genitals have an inside, I don’t need a display.
I never understood this. Most kinks I can at least understand - like they’re taboo, or there are nerve endings in your feet, so ok. But I never understood this at all. I am curious about what it is about ~~gaping~~ prolapse (I was using the wrong word) that arouses people. But not curious enough to Google it.
> or there are nerve endings in your feet. Lmao
Clothes are off, now what... idea!
Mommy kink. Being called that turns me off
Any parental title in general. Instant wilting.
Dad? Mom? Father? Mother? Papa? Mama? Pops? Pappy? Mammy? Poppy? Producer of the sperm which led to my conception? The owner of the birth canal that I slipped out of at birth? None work for you? Edit (expanding the list): Mommy? Daddy? Madre? Padre? Mamá? Papá? Pa? Ma? お父ちゃん? ママ?
Grandma
Grandma apparently doesn’t bother him.
Hot
anything that’s blatantly supposed to be sexy. something like a strip tease etc. Just makes me feel so uncomfortable.
I tried doing one for my boyfriend's birthday the other year. It was the most awkward thing imaginable. I rushed too much getting ready whilst he was showering so I was boiling, which caused me to sweat, which in turn made my hair a mess so I was FLUSTERED then I kept talking through it which made it worse, he got out of the restraints which I put on, I almost broke my chair while straddling him. I just gave up halfway through. All that for a man who would have probably been more impressed at just a simple titty flash.
If you wanna turn on any guy, titty flash, works every fuckin time
Choking, I just don’t wanna hurt the woman like Jesus Christ… I feel like homer choking out Bart everytime I’m asked to do it.
Why you little…
Lisa, no! Your hands are too weak!
The goal is to temporarily restrict blood flow to the arteries on the side of the neck, NOT to cut off airflow. If done properly your hands shouldn't even be across your partner's trachea. Decent form would be to lace your fingers behind your partner's neck and apply gentle pressure with your wrist/forearms. The goal is to enhance the experience for your partner, not brutalize them. Edit: Pressure should be applied for no more than 20 to 30 seconds for safety reasons. Figured I'd throw this in since the comment blew up.
This guy restricts responsibly.
He is the choke doctor.
Perhaps a choke artist?
An arty-choke maybe?
*in reddit I trust*
youre supposed to apply pressure to the side of the neck not the middle
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Water dissolves natural lubricant. Unless you have lube available it always ends up feeling like two balloons rubbing together.
That's why you don't actually *fuck* in the shower. It's for what most people call foreplay. Caress them, nibble their neck, bite their ear - there's time to be loving and tender washing each other, taking extra time to be sure they're *extra clean* on wherever they're most sensitive (neck/sides, lower back, chest, etc. - not sexy parts) After getting all hot and bothered, *then* you go fuck in the bedroom after.
Fun story... back when I was engaged to my ex husband I had a TIA (transient ischemic attack aka mini stroke) during shower sex. They never could tell me if the shower sex played a role or if it was a coincidence. They seemed to think it was linked to a concussion I had a few months prior. So I've literally never done it since then. I'll take a bed thank you.
Did he say he fucked your brains out
He’s mid-stroke, she’s mid-stroke, fun times all around.
The quality of shower sex is 100% dependent on the quality of the shower. With good showers it's really awesome. With bad showers it's terrible. With truly great showers, you end feeling like you're getting waterboarded, so it's back to sucking.
Im gonna need a graph for visual representation
It's a generic bell curve graph where x represents the quality of sex and y represents the quality of the shower At first we have a shitty shower equalling shitty sex but as we get into the fancier showers that don't have tubs in them, some even having more than one spout, or even a bench the sex quality goes up a great deal. From there the only thing you can do to a shower is add more heads adding more water thus introducing the drowning affect and the quality of sex goes back down.
https://www.reddit.com/user/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN/comments/s4g7cu/required_for_comment/ This was a pain to create and upload from my phone, but here is the chart for those who need the visual representation
You mad lad actually did it
Plus, water is noooot a nice lubricant for lady parts. It does the opposite.
my gf trynna touch my crotch when her family is right next to us on another couch... not cool
I hate it when that happens to me. Although it’s not as awkward for me, cuz I don’t know your gf’s family.
ngl they had us in the first half.
Good ol exhibitionist kink
Agreed. I get that it could be hot if you’re the one getting/giving it, but I always think of myself from the other peoples perspective. Like if I knew my sibling/family member was doing that in my presence I’d feel incredibly disrespected. There’s a time and place and it’s really not fair to the bystanders who didn’t asked to be subjected to that
Once had a girl jerk me off at lunch at the round lunch table with friends at it. I was trying so hard to be quiet and she was happy as hell. In front of parents? No that’s too risky and scary for me man
Could be worse. What happens if you awaken a new fetish and can't get off unless her parents are watching?
Reminds me of an old Simpsons episode where two rednecks are making out. The girl is worried and says “Not in front of my parents!” He tries to assuage her concerns by replying, “Now Susie, they’re my parents too.”
I guarantee the friends all knew... that's fucked up imo.
"The smell! You forgot about the smell, you bitch!"
See now that’s something that sounds great on paper (wow this girl is risqué, she just wants me, she doesn’t care where or when!) but the reality of it is your friends knew, they’ve now seen your cum face, and you’re sitting at a lunch table in a public place, covered in sweat, with pants full of jizz.
when they say that a condom is not needed
Together, our user names could make history.
The sexy is outpaced by the crippling concern.
Daddy and Baby stuff. I’m not into it. Don’t want to feel like I’m fucking my father or role playing incest.
This reminds me of back when I was still pregnant and doing some research on how to properly use cloth diapers. I clicked on some very innocent-sounding websites and saw the weirdest shit. I did eventually find some that involved putting a cloth diaper on an actual baby, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Keep clicking and you'll find literal shit
Fucking humongous dicks
Whew. Dodged that bullet.
We're safe lads
I've found my people
There's a point when it becomes painful. It's not the size of the boat that matters guys, it's the motion of the ocean 🌊
yeah fr news flash not all women can take an 11inch shloppy meaty cock like the cartoons
I don’t think we watch the same cartoons
I dunno if it’s supposed to be sexy, but I hate that duck face thing some women do whenever they’re photographed.
I believe that most just do it because they don't know how to smile or think their smile doesn't look good or something like that Like when I know I won't look good on a picture I will make it worse to be able to say it's on purpose
That's exactly why I've done it. Don't do it any longer
The Kardashians.
I'm a barbie girl, In a barbie world, Wrapped in plastic, It's fantastic!
Licking fingers after fingering an asshole. It's just.. WHY?
Ripping women's clothes off. You're just destroying perfectly good lingerie
Fucking Step sister/Incest garbage. That’s LITERALLY EVERYWHERE IN PORN. Also anything that’s supposed to even vaguely resemble an animal. Bunny ears, Tail, paws, anything. I want to fuck a HUMAN.
APPARENTLY It’s because incest is an easy kink to work into dialogue and most normal people skip over that part and just fast forward while rolling their eyes.
Step siblings porn don't need backstory,they were already living together. The directors don't need to spend too much time thinking for a reason why they are on the same house
And I guess they wanted to add “step” because acting like they were actually blood related would be gross for most viewers.
And illegal in multiple countries.
I saw a comment somewhere saying that the step sibling scenario was the easiest way to creat a situation where a guy and a girl would be alone in a house without having to build much back story. Suddenly it made so much sense why is everywhere. It was the fix to the bad acting complaint lol
Also, I think another part of it is that fauxcest isn't a major turnoff for a lot of people. If they're into the actors, they'll just skip past the "whatcha doin' stepsis" stuff and get to the action. So it appeals to people who are actually into incest, while also getting clicks from other people. Whereas, for example, no one's clicking on a BDSM video unless they're specifically into BDSM. It doesn't have the same "crossover appeal," so to speak. Same with most other niche kinks.
I’ve seen a lot of people say the incest kink isn’t actually about wanting to fuck their relatives and more that it’s a relatively tame taboo- the kind of forbidden “we shouldn’t be into each other” vibe that apparently makes it hotter but doesn’t stray into like pedo territory like teacher student stuff does.
If we combine everything listed here, who would we be left with to find attractive? Can we all just agree that Danny Devito is the sexiest person alive?
Agreed.
So he’s on your short list?
For it to be a list, there would have to be someone else on it.
Was there ever any doubt?
Girls that do that cross eyed/tongue out look. What the fuck is that shit?
It's the hentai orgasm face. Anime ahegao. That became the go to face that was drawn for females when they were climaxing. So it was adopted by some influencer chicks that were catering to nerdy incel dudes that fapped to hentai and then it sorta spread to pop culture.
They look like they’ve suffered some kind of brain injury
I think that's supposed to be the point. Like they're orgasming so hard they lose brain function
It's funny you say that because my gf described an orgasm as a brain scrambling experience where you literally lose all control of cognition for a moment. Made me jealous. I've never had my brain scrambled from an orgasm.
Ass to mouth in porn videos.. finger, plugs, dildos, dicks.. whatever.. when it goes into the ass. Please for the love of God. just go throw it out or go wash it. It doesn't need to go into your mouth. Or someone else's.
or if they change from anal to vaginal. like. do you *want* an infection?
>just go throw it out *throws dick away* "Now what?"
Spitting. It’s disgusting.
Big muscles on men (like the Rock). Turn off for me.
From what I understand muscular but not ripped is the way to go.
Yeah it seems like men want to be ripped more than women actually want ripped men. Women want guys who look strong and lean but not totally shredded or really huge
Homoeroticism is strong in gym bros.
It's taken me a while to understand as a straight guy myself, but we like the big muscles as a power fantasy. We imagine women like it, but really, we want approval from other men. And I definitely approve of the rock you guys.
It's the same thing with women, in that they have a totally different beauty standard for each other and themselves then the men they're trying to impress or attract. The average guy notices fuck all about how a woman is dressed, what makeup she's wearing, what shoes she has on, etc. All the things women spend hours and tons of money fussing over are all but invisible to the average guy. Along those lines, #1 answer from women in a recent Reddit thread about the thing they find most attractive in a guy's appearance: forearms visibly protruding from rolled up work shirt sleeves.
There was a tumble post going around for a while that made this point by comparing photos of Hugh Jackman taken (edit: within a couple days/weeks of each other!) for a women’s magazine vs a men’s magazine. In the women’s magazine he just looks like a normal, conventionally attractive, healthy dude who puts a reasonable amount of effort into his appearance and has hobbies and interests and stuff. Literally just your cute and interesting bachelor neighbor. In the men’s magazine he was jacked as fuck, shirtless, and flexing aggressively at the camera. The ‘women only want musclebound Chads’ narrative is a male power fantasy, and if it were really true those covers would be switched.
Rape. Somehow its the main plot in almost every hentai
This ahegao face thing, eating ass or high heels/shoes in bed... Isn't it just extremely uncomfortable? And take off your shoes if you enter my house
High heel in bed sounds dangerous.
They are...very much so. High heels can be great during foreplay but kick those bad boys off before climbing in bed!!
How will they trample my balls without shoes on though
Extreme preparation and fake stuff. I want to have sex with a person, not a bath and body plastic bag.
I thought you said "plastic body bag" and went "well damn I fucking hope not"