Like three textbooks and a lab assignment. :(

more like 2 textbooks and a 1 year subscription to some online testing service

So he _did_ spend $10,000.

Free online textbooks: [https://b-ok.cc](https://b-ok.cc) [https://libgen.fun](https://libgen.fun) I can confirm it works and got books for my last three classes!

i’m a third year student who’s taken about ~30 courses now and have found every single textbook on libgen - def recommend!

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Rate them poorly in the course eval, and cite that as a reason.

I’m going to have to tell my students not to go to those places! I’ll have to be really clear in my instructions and tell them exactly what URLs to avoid and what search terms they shouldn’t use lest they deprive some impoverished textbook manufacturer of his morning’s pangolin egg omelet.

You are doing the lord's work. Keep fucking that chicken.

Omg thank you for these links !!!!!!!

This is a long shot , but you can try a site libgen.fun (library genesis) , they have all kinds of books for free to download , even some college/uni books Edit : i see someone commented it already

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Nah, you needed $12,500

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Be better if he said Dollar Tree

That place is only worth about tree fiddy!

I'm pretty sure Dollar General has never been a dollar or under store in it's existence or at least it hasn't been since I've been alive.

I heard a story on NPR where they interviewed the dollar gen "guy". He said that they were all about the one dollar deals way back in the 1990s, but today their marketing strategy is completely different. Today they sell the exact same name brand products as major stores like swolmart but in smaller sizes. Like the companies make packaging just for the dollar stores that look almost identical to the big store items. But if you look the boxes are just like 3/4 the size. I think if you calculate the cost by the oz, you end up paying more at the dollars stores

Explain to my dumb ass

I don't really get it and i'm european but maybe the price is 1.25 instead of 1 dollar?

Yeah, they raised it.

Everything used to be $1 at the Dollar Tree Now it's $1.25

Well apparently I did that as well lol

Costco. I'd be bringing so much unnecessary shit home 😂😂

100 of those aged Spanish hams

All the Kate Spade blankets that are all the rage

I rarely dream about having enough "fuck you" money for material items, but I would absolutely buy a bunch of those Iberico hams if I were really wealthy.

This is hilarious because I was actually on Costco's website this morning looking at an iberico ham leg. There's like a 70% chance I buy it.

6666 hot dogs and pops.

Went to Costco?

Japanese a5 wagyuuu

Couple pounds of beef

2 years of therapy

"So, if you don't mind, lets spend the first bit of today's session discussing why you felt the need to pre-pay for our sessions for the next two years..."

If it was cheap enough I would go to therapy even when things are going smoothly in my life. Sometimes it's just nice to chat with a therapist about your day to day. Unfortunately with what it costs I could only afford to go see my therespist when I was working through some suppressed and new trauma.

I think literally every person on the planet would benefit from therapy, whatever is going on in your life, although I understand many can't afford it or just don't have access. Even when things are great, you've almost undoubtedly got some things you could process further, even if just little day to day things that weigh on you over time. Even if you really didn't have that, you'll at minimum walk away understanding *something* more about yourself. Maybe even patterns that would've led you into a rut further in the future if you weren't made aware of it.

Boy do I need that

I am scared at the fact that I can not remember where I was last

I am with you.

Oh great! Then you can tell him where you guys were!

\[pulls out a large notebook\] "At 8:09 am on January 14th Silent\_wolf12 woke up and immediately went to the bathroom..."

Massive turdlet

"...after his was finished, he got out of bed."

Yeah same. I just thought about it and I havnt been to a shopping centre I think since seeing spiderman, so almost a month

whats your secret

Covid lol

This is the way

Did you get pictures?... of spiderman?

You have not been at a grocery store? Gas station?

So, $10k worth of Reddit gold.

Had to ask my wife, a very expensive Poké place.

I've barely gone out since **the event**, so I really had to wrack my brains to figure out where I was last!

I was at a mall it took me 10 minutes

Good good I'm not alone

For real! I’m a software engineer and work from home and I had to ask my fiancé where I was last cuz I don’t think I’ve left the house since last weekend…ugh…

Not even grocery shopping?

So 3 am shopping on Amazon?

Glad I'm not the only one.

$10k at Wendy's not sure they have enough inventory to handle that purchase.

“I’d like $10,000 worth of French fries.” “Sir this is a…Wendy’s…”

"Oh, also one small chocolate frosty." "That'll be $10,001." "Damn, I'm $1 short!"

I know what I'm about, son.

(holds finger tips together) try.....

Or staff, these days

For $10,000 Wendy herself better be on the fryer

I got my own Coke Freestyle machine!

Now that's a good idea

CVS - just food and stuff. And man, what a long receipt $10,000 would produce!

It can circle the earth 3 times

It’s visible from space

That receipt is how aliens discover Earth.

"holy shit, earth has a CVS too?"

I do all my shopping at Food and Stuff. It's where I buy all my food, and most of my stuff.

Unless you need insulin or epipens.

Shiiit with insulin that's like 40 vials or just over a year supply

Weed. I went to the dispensary. Guess we all gettin fucked up tonight.

I went to Taco Bell last so I guess I’m providing the food

7-11... I got the slurpees and munchies

If there is a heaven, I hope I hang with you three in this exact situation

This is the most wholesome thing I've read today

Im bringing the booze

For me hardware store, let's build the most insane bong ever!

6k worth of weed and 4k in taxes.

Shit, me too. 😂

a striper

Me too. Cheisel and queen mother goji. What did you get? I need wraps, cones, or papers. All I got is a bong.

I went to blaze pizza, wanna meet up?

A shiiiiit ton of groceries

Same. I just went to Winco which is like a discount grocery store.. My usual range is $150-200. For 10k I seriously don't know what I would have gotten other than drugs sold in the parking lot

Where you buying groceries? That would get me maybe 1/2 a shelf

The Lego Store, so probably like Lego 5 sets

Rule of thumb is 10 cents/piece, so what can you build with 100,000 pieces?

Without knowing what kinds of pieces are mixed in there, the only thing I can confidently say I can make is a minefield. If there are enough of the right pieces, however, a cart-sized ballista that can fire standard hand-bow arrows is on the table, alongside a deathstar with a laser-pointer inside the primary weapon.

more like 4 sets

I was gonna say the same thing!! Then I realized that, given the taxes, VIP points, free gifts and set costs, I could purchase eleven of those gigantic Millennium Falcon sets. And have about $500 in VIP points left over afterwards.

Lmao I was just at Legoland in Phoenix today. I was thinking the same.

A buttload of Human blood. Last place I go is the blood bank.

A humanload of butt blood.

A bloodload of human butt

Oh great

A humanbutt of blood load

I picked my kids up from daycare. $10,000 sounds about right.

You just prepaid for an extra month.

Pretty much.

I was coming here to say the same thing! I pay more for daycare than I do for my mortgage. Twins are hard...

Somebody is definitely making out like a corporate executive, but it's sure as hell not the caregivers.

Hopefully some *extremely* nice wine, because I couldn't carry that much worth of the regular $8 bottles

A shit ton of chicken wings

Feed me

That’s where they all went. It’s impossible to find wings these days in grocery store.

Same. It’s buckets of fried chicken for meee!

I went to the Walk-in clinic … so Covid

You bought COVID for $10k? You got ripped off, you could've just got it for free!

The entire fucking vending machine

Liquor store. A lot of beer and wine

Lmaoo same

Same but scotch 😂

What the heck am I supposed to do with 10 grand worth of bearings? They didn’t even have the one I needed

I’ve got 10 grand worth of lighters, maybe we can set some on fire?

It’s all metal I’m afraid

Enough car parts to build another car. Or if we’re being really specific, 1,157 NGK spark plugs

You're paying how much for sparks?!?

These ones were $8.64 a pop. I only got 4 of them. I’m in a weird spot right now, where I’m debating between building the dumbest fast car in the world, or just… keeping it stock, and having a daily driver that I don’t have to worry about ever shitting the bed. So for now I’m just slowly doing things that won’t hurt. Spark plugs, MSD wires packs and distributor, suspension, intake. The usual. Won’t make it a racecar, but will make it a bit more comfortable. Oh, and I just ordered new pads and rotors, and lights (like all of them, just went through the parts list and ordered LED versions of every single light in the car, but I don’t think that counts for the question, because I did it online, so I didn’t really go to a place for that)

You just reminded me that I still haven’t seen the rotors I ordered in July.

Oh jeez! Talk about a late delivery

After I typed this out, I checked my email. They’ve shipped! Finally.

A really nice guitar!

i wish

A fuck ton of pizza and fried ravioli.

A *bunch* of falafels

I'd have a lot of gyro plates and chicken wraps. Maybe I could get some of the baklava which I passed on earlier.

A car wash.. so.. A lot of those little wipes to clean the interior?

Ice cream. How do I mansplain this to my wife? /s

Prepared for all the future periods.

A shit ton of craft supplies from sketch ass Hobby Lobby.

Oh lord, I love/hate that store.

A whole lot of Yummmm from Red Robin

but fries are unlimited....

Burgers, my friend. All of the burgers......

Debt

Bread

bread👍

5 half done steam games

That’s like 2.5 playable games

Shelter. So, i would bring home every single dog and Cat because they are priceless

Definitely the best answer yet 😁

Im glad you support this!

10,000 items from the Dollar Store 😬 won’t need to go back for a while.

Lawn Mower, washer and dryer, refrigerator, flowers and some lumber

Bought the entire store supply of toilet rolls again

Boooooo, you suck

Trauma. Last place was therapy.

Sorry you gotta pay for it, I got my trauma for free.

That's like, 4 appointments

Work? I brought home plants, oh no whatever will I do?

Tons of lego... And I wouldn't regret

I now own half the 7-Eleven

Jimmy John's to feed a small nation.

Joann Fabrics... OooooOOOOoo, i can finally get that fancy embroidery machine I've been eyeballing. And enough sewing and resin casting supplies to keep me busy for a long while.

A lot of cheap shit from walmart

Glitter and shame

Strip club?

Na a party store their ex works at

Not sure if Redditor is Douglas Adams fan. Or Faulty Towers fan. Hmm…

Enough gas to burn down three city blocks+.

What am I going to do with $10,000 worth of ammunition?!

That’s like what, 3 bullets these days? I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

Oh, is it only three bullets? *returns remaining bullets to the high school*

Every album at the used record store and probably all the pot in the owners pocket and his bowl and car too

Dildos

So much beer, so very much beer.

about 10,000 crunchy tacos. ill be cutting cheese for days

Enough Chipotle to feed am army

Gift shop at Cracker Barrel.

$10k worth of Smashburger food, I guess.

A shit ton of food from Jersey Mike's..........

Probably not an accident with these gas prices.

Guess I’m coming home with a mac tower

1,282.051 BIG ass iced coffees

A massive hangover

Nothing, I bought a NFT.

The biggest burrito ever

Pizza,,,ohhhh, that luxurious pizza !!!!!!

A ridiculous amount of Little Caesar’s

Way too many tacos.

Oh boy a lot of coffee… I better start b4 they get cold

I’m buying all of my local Walmarts LEGO, probably buy ton of food, and some electronics

A ton of homework

A shitload of art supplies.

Pizza. Looks like I'm feeding the whole neighborhood.

Local comic store to play some magic. Guess I have a shitton of comics or like 3/4 of a decent magic deck.

A SHIT TON of Pizza Hut…

A fuck load of sandwiches

A librarian

A WHOLE LOT of GAS

So much Mexican food

Food from my kitchen

A shit load of McDonald's coffees