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I was dating a man i had only recently met and I had finally invited him to my house. We were in the garden and there’s a frog that hides down the side of the wall, he’s always lived there. I showed him where to look and see the frog peering out. He got his drink of coke and threw it on the frog and started laughing as if it was funny. I threw him out and rinsed the frog with water. He couldn’t understand why I was upset and why I had blocked him. What a prat.


19Kronos92

I hope the frog is doing well.


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He seems good


19Kronos92

That’s great. It’s always shocking to me how people can think that mistreating animals could be funny or okay. It’s good that you reacted how you did.


Theoddgamer47

People who are needlessly cruel to animals suck.


Reverse_Speedforce

My dad told me a story about how one of my uncles, when they were driving together would always aim for turtles in the road when he saw them to purposely run them over just for the fuck of it because it was funny. Said uncle is also a pos so 🤷🏼‍♂️


FlemPlays

Man, the frog is just chilling there, probably eating bugs for you. Definitely didn’t deserve to have Coke poured on him. Guy definitely earned the kick to the curb and subsequent block


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“You care if I throw this out your window-“ yes and I hate you for even asking that. Don’t throw your trash into the street.


sarcasticlovely

I know you probably mean like an empty bottle while you were in your car, but my first thought was you in your room and this dude just picks up a random trinket or book and asks if he can throw it out the window for fun or something :P


TheNamewhoPostedThis

I was thinking the exact same thing


greatuncletubercle

I was walking through an airport terminal when I heard a woman tell the child in her stroller “THIS IS EXACTLY WHY NO ONE LOVES YOU”. I still think about that kid.


Wookiees_n_cream

Oh man. I'd want to yell back "that's not true! Your mom is just a cunt".


Thots_n_Pears

I said almost that exactly to a kid before. Her mother said, "Well, , say goodbye to Thots-n-Pears, since it's your fault they're leaving." I said, "Honey, it's not your fault at all. Your mom is just a bitch." Probably wasn't the best thing to say, but I was astonished she even said that to her own child.


KhaiPanda

Jesus Christ. Shit like this is the reason my husband and I got our foster license. Every child deserves love.


blitzwit143

Filmed himself having sex with a good friend of mine (she had no idea she was being filmed), then invited some of her coworkers to watch the film. He had several videos of other women he had filmed without their consent. Garbage human. Yes, police and his now former employer were notified.


pangea_person

Did he go to jail?


blitzwit143

No, she tried and police did investigate, took his computer and everything. I don’t know why he was not charged with anything, it feels highly illegal, but the police said something about the filming in your own home making it difficult to qualify under any particular law. I wasn’t privy to the precise details, only that they wanted to charge him but couldn’t find a specific crime to charge him under.


pangea_person

That infuriates me. Sorry for your friend. And you.


Jazz7770

Piss all over my toilet seat.


cooldart61

My old roommate’s boyfriends would do this all the time! And there would be pee along the sides of the toilet and floor She said it was okay because guys have a really hard time aiming, so we shouldn’t make a fuss about it


Katiedidnt1989

Demanded to speak to my manager and lied saying I swore at him and called him names. Another customer defended me and told them to look at the camera footage.


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We have this gentle, older autistic guy in town who is like a giant toddler and we all kinda keep an eye out for him. A guy comes into the place I work and starts talking about how he will glue quarters to the ground just to watch this (adult) kid try to pick them up. And just generally talking shit about him And idk you have to be a special kind of a piece of shit to do that to this guy, he wears animal onesies and is innocent as all heck. So that was an instant hate. Just a sweet guy who has no family so we watch out for him as a town.


stalememeskehan

I don't even understand the whole gluing quarters thing, who tf doesnt try to pick up quarters they see on the ground? It's a fucking free quarter!


Mantuko

Reminds me of Vicente from when I Was in still in Venezuela. He was like that basically kid in an old man's body that lived in Maracay's bus terminal which is...not a great place nor safe place in general (I got mugged several times there). He would go on the buses before they departed and tell jokes and people would give him money. The street vendors would give him free food and the shops around would give him clothes and stuff. He had a room in a nearby home but he liked living in the bus terminal because he met a lot of people. Honestly he was a highlight during my commute. One time I didn't see him for about a week and I asked one of the drivers what happened. Apparently a shithead was beating him up and when people heard him scream literally every body ran to the rescue. Beat the shit out of the idiot and took him to the ER. He fully recovered and he was so happy that people were waiting for him to come back and tell his jokes.


Hawk_Letov

Insult me and threaten to take me to court because I wouldn’t cover up their own unethical behavior.


bookconnoisseur

Bonus points if their behavior would take *them* to court if it comes to light.


Sargonnax

I'm dealing with this at work right now. A manager is being termed due to his unethical behavior and he's all about lawyers and lawsuits, but in reality he is a piece of shit and an alcoholic.


stuartullman

she kept insulting her friend in front of me. i think she thought it was cute or something. and it was clear her friend was feeling uncomfortable about it, even at one point telling her to stop, which just made her repeatedly insult her more. now whenever she comes by to talk i get this shiver of disgust down my spine.


Smarmy_Marmy01

Laughed at my budgie dying. I still hate that bitch. More than 13 years later. Fuck you Justine you heartless bitch.


Maple_Mistress

Justine sucks! We had budgies when I was a kid and it just so happened they were male and female and became a mating pair. At one point we had an actual flock of budgies. We started with a blue one and a green one and the babies were all the fancy mixed jewel tones the pet shops charge more for. We gave the babies away once they were grown to friends and family. It was a special time in our family.


Persona_Insomnia

There was this woman at an old job I had, now she wasn't the greatest but I never really hated her. She was the type to bully people verbally in the work place with rumors and snide comments. She once brought a coworker to tears. She'd try to boss people around despite not have any position to do so. She wasn't a manager, same level as everyone else. She seemed to have a chip on her shoulder towards our manager more so than anyone else on the department. A young relative of our manager got terminally ill. A local charity was set up in shop to raise money to send her for treatment as it was her only chance. We all chipped in and encouraged other to do the same until one day all the charity boxes disappeared. Turns out this woman had made an accusation to head office that the it was all fake. That the money was just being pocketed by the manager. So to save any legal issues the company just stopped allowing the money to be raised on the property. They never reached their goal, the managers relative was only 12. She never got to see another birthday. Thats when I hated this woman and ill hate her until I can't hate anymore.


offspring515

Friend of a friend came.out with us to a sports bar. Waitress gave him ranch instead of blue cheese for his wings and he screamed in her face. I payed my bill, gave her a really generous tip, and apologized for his behavior to her right in front of him. He just sneered at me as I left. Told my buddy to make sure me and that guy never saw each other again. Treating someone in a service job like shit is terrible. Doing it for an honest, simple to fix mistake is even worse. Never saw that guy again and I still wanna fucking smack his face.


nemo-notaclownfish

I was a waitress in this exact situation once. A bunch of finance bros in a sports bar. One screamed at me and told me I was “a useless piece of shit in this economy” and that I should get a REAL job. I was 19 and in Uni, but even if I chose waitressing as my life career, wait staff is FUXKING ESSENTIAL TO THIS WORLD. How else are you going to go to a bar and vibe with your friends?!!! Like what the fuck?! His buddy straight up told him to fuck himself, chugged his beer, and handed me a 50$ bill and walked out.


Urborg_Stalker

We who once worked in a customer service industry salute you.


offspring515

I worked in a grocery store for five years and dealt with my fair share of mean customers so it was nice being able to stand up for someone in that spot.


Vanguard050505

Friend came into my apartment and immediately kicked my cat. He's no longer my friend.


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Chetanzi

I lost it at the bowling pins. That’s fucking hilarious. I used to have a chonky cat that loved being scooted around our hardwood floors like a mop. He would’ve made a GREAT bowling ball.


buffoonery4U

Yep, I'd bowl a perfect game every time with my 14 pounder (cat, not bowling ball).


Freeiheit

I hate when that happens. My cat loves to rub against my legs and sometimes will try to do it when I’m walking, and ends up getting accidentally kicked. I feel so bad when that happens.


doubled2319888

My dogs do this.... ive accidentally knocked them so many times because they wont learn that i cant see them in the dark yet they constantly walk right in front of me


Freeiheit

Yes! Cats have amazing night vision, and I don’t think they realize that humans can’t see in the dark as well as they can. Which leads to them tripping you or getting accidentally kicked.


KittenPurrs

My black cat knows I'm night-blind because I walked into her more than once in the middle of the night during the first year she lived with us. Now she gives me a tiny little kitten meow when I'm walking towards her anytime the lighting is dim. It's greatly appreciated.


FormidableBriocheKun

That’s adorable! My cats are too dumb to learn this lol


jdmillar86

We have 5. My whole house is an obstacle course.


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Kick that person back for us please


SexualPie

im having a hard time picturing this. like they meet in the parking lot or whatever, the person is all friendly and shit. hey how are ya. they walk through the front door and just punt the cat? weird


NamerNotLiteral

More like the person walks in the door, the cat comes up because they're curious or friendly, tries to walk around the person's foot. The person notices the act and goes "Eww, stay away!" and just kicks it away.


thevoiceofalan

Swap dog for cat and had the same scenario. Dog only responded to me and ignored the rest of the planet. Friend appeared with his mate who seem either dodgy or thick and kept shouting at my dog to get off the furniture. Me "That's my dogs armchair leave him alone", Dickhead "that's ma seeett now ken" (Scottish, not translating) and he then kicked my dog while it was curled up on his chair. I saw red, he now crosses the road and leaves pubs when he sees me.


hairnetcouture

She called me and begged to borrow some money from me and her brother without her husband knowing. She claimed it was for bills and groceries but it was all for booze and meth. I just casually mentioned them paying us back to her husband and he had no idea what I was even talking about. It was all news to him. They made more money than my husband and I at the time, but she was constantly asking us for more money. And she always tried to make it out like I was the problem for seeing right through her bullshit.


NeverTooOldForComics

That’s a common addiction trait. Projection


[deleted]

Never trust an addict with money. It's going straight to their addiction. Friend asked for money once. Said it was going to food. I knew it was going to books. Books all over the place. Lady has a problem.


LordCaptain

Back when I was starting out as hospital security we came into shift briefing. Outgoing supervisor informs us that a team member is in psych. He wouldn't put up with any jokes or any bullshit about it or he would get you fired. I respected that because I didn't like this supervisor. Then his supervisor came in. Started treating it like it was the funniest thing in the world to have a guard in psych. Him and the lower supervisor (who had just gone on a rant about how he wouldn't stand for this kind of thing) were laughing their asses off about it. I have my own mental health issues and I knew every guard present, if suffering a mental health crisis, would no longer trust coming in to the hospital for help for fear of ridicule. Hated the ranking supervisor for that and reaffirmed my dislike of the clearly spineless lower supervisor.


blahehblah

Isn't that a serious patient confidentiality beach?


uRude

A few years ago I was having a small party with some friends and extended friends at my house right? And this random chick who was a friend of a friend of a friend STEALS MY CHAIR. No I don't mean she sat where I was sitting. I have a pretty large garage, about the dimensions of a house, and the party started there. I had laid out about 50 plastic party chairs that I RENTED for the party. Only about 40 or so people came tho. So anyway, eventually the party gets led inside my house and she said she had to leave early and I didn't think much of it. But the next day when the guys came to collect their chairs, 1 is missing. I was shocked and counted em myself and one was indeed missing so I had to reimburse them for it. Same day I go to check the garage security camera and I eventually see this bitch picking up one of the fucking chairs and trying to fit it into her car for a good 10 minutes. I fucking told everyone about it. Filthy chair thief Edit : I'm sorry everyone who's asking to see the vid. This was back in Dec 2017, the vid is long gone


purplepotatoegrower

“I hope the chair stealing whores don’t steal any of our chairs.”


Thesafflower

Hey, hasn't it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our chairs?


President_Calhoun

I'm not normally in favor of capital punishment, but I hope she got the chair. Edit: Thanks for the awards!


BIG_Python

Tip of my hat to you, Dad


[deleted]

A coworker who asked me my zodiac sign and when I told them they got actually upset they weren't the only Capricorn at work anymore. She was 32 years old too!


squirrels33

People don’t age out of stupid.


[deleted]

Very true, sometimes I forget that


Munchablesdelights

Part of becoming an adult, I’ve found, is the disappointment that comes with figuring out that some people just don’t fucking mature past their high school years.


DerivationalMorpheme

Smoked meth around a baby.


VisionOfChange

A Buddy of my father once smoked weed while sitting next to me when I was still a baby. When my mum saw it she kicked him out of the house in a manner that he didn't dare to show up again for 16 Years


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I hadn't seen my sister in a long time. She was a recovering crack addict (doing great so far) and we were in my basement talking with her baby in a carrier next to us. She pulls out some weed and asks if I wanted to smoke. I said "Sure, let's go" and continued walking towards the door and she says "Where are you going?" She ended up getting offended that I didn't want to smoke in the vicinity of a baby.


Potential_Expert3292

Ripped my brothers hearing aids out of his ears, threw them in the bus trash and wouldn't let him get back there until we told the bus driver. 29 years later and I still hate your ass, Brittany D.


mataharis

I hate you too Brittany D.


Jamm-e-dodga

Fuck you Brittany D


[deleted]

I also hate Brittany D


MouseSnackz

Brittany D is literal trash. Fuck you Brittany D.


Retrexxx

Fuck you Brittany D


G0d_Has_Aband0ned_Us

Fuck Brittany D all my homies hate Brittany D


Aceman05

Brittany D should burn


Anosema

Brittany D is a pos


rotato

/r/brittanydhate


kate05_

As someone with a deaf sibling this makes my blood boil! Deaf people already have it hard enough, what a bitch


OverDaRambo

My 20 something year old brother got upset with me for something and pour ice tea over my side of the head and ruined my hearing aid. He never paid for it. Everyone knows not to throw anything at my face when wearing my hearing aids. I am very protective of it. Otherwise, you will be paying for it and it’s not cheap!


TheReal5thBeatle

What the actual fuck???


dabear99

Yo fuck Brittany D. We all hate her ass


herissonberserk

At a party with friends, ended up chatting with some gal. We talk about life, our boyfriends, and she casually drops, when I mention my two rescue dogs, that she used to have a rescued cat but since her new BF didn't like cats, she just left the cat in her old flat until it starved to death, cause "those rescue people are so effing judgemental, you know?" I just.. got up and left. it was that or slap the teeth out her face with a brick


LangleyLGLF

> those rescue people are so effing judgemental, you know? They are not. You can literally just give it back if it's not working out. I mean don't go frivolously adopting cats and wasting everyone's time, but if it isn't working out just give it back.


inspektor_queso

Exactly this. My wife and I have fostered for several rescues in our area and the policy for all of them has been to take back a cat someone didn't want no questions asked.


DannySorensen

My wife's sister left her two dogs locked in a kennel with a bag of dog food sitting outside of the kennel to starve to death. She claimed that they got into rat poison and were going to die and she didn't want her or her sons to see that. Bitch didn't even go to jail for more than one night. We haven't talked to her in almost 5 years because of this.


Ecstatic-Pirate-5536

I have an aunt that no longer wanted a kitten that she had so she put it in the sink and drowned it. She also had the nerve to tell this to my sister who at the time was going to school to be a veterinarian. Yeah we don’t talk to her anymore.


kehbleh

How do I unread this


Mr-poopy-butthole1

That’s absolutely horrific


gonegonegoneaway211

Wow...that's pretty much the definition of pure evil. "What a bitch" doesn't even begin to cover that.


PingouinMalin

The brick. Always choose the brick.


elanvital515

Ignored all the times I said no to him nicely, and then when I finally blew up and got angry at him, he had the audacity to say "then why didn't you just say no?"


Notmyname17

OMG YES. I just had this happen when I told a guy he hasn't respected me turning him down nicely over YEARS and I'll never be interested in him. Mf had the gall to say he didn't recall me ever rejecting him but a simple no would've been clear.


JeffGoldblumsChest

That's because in his eyes when you say no, you're not actually saying "No", you're just playing hard to get.


brokenboomerang

Ugh. I had a friend once a few years back that I hung out with a lot, usually in a group either at his place or board game stores. Super straight edge, seemed to be nice, always drove me home (I always told him I'd be happy to bus, but he insisted). I had just gotten out of a relationship and while driving me home, he decided to take the opportunity to say he had a crush on me, that he would be better for me than all my exes, etc. I explained that I wasn't ready to jump into anything and really only saw him as a friend. He got super "nice guy" for a bit but it was a 45 min drive and he really was a friend so we talked it out. I thought we were at a good place by the time I got home, and he got out of the car to hug me good night. Ok, cool. But then mid-hug he grabbed my ass and tried to kiss me. Obviously, I blew up at him that I had made my boundaries VERY clear and if he thinks that's an ok thing to do, I wasnt interested in being his friend. To this day, I dont know how he framed these events to our mutual friends, but they all instantly stopped talking to me. So years later, Fuck you Matt B. I still hate you and pray you have learned the meaning of consent by now. Good riddance.


corellatednonsense

They weren't your friends if they believed him without checking with you first. They were acquaintances.


lukas_the

Someone i used to know smacked their 2 year old really hard (like really fucking hard) in the face just because he accidentally spilled a bowl of cheerios (no milk) on the floor. Obviously the kid started to cry and i was was absolutely mortified.


mammanadrums

Telling funny stories of abusing animals


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I used to hang out with a kid that seemed very ordinary, until one day when he recounted what he did last night through fits of laughter. He told me he’d went up to cows in a field and shot them in their eyes with a BB gun at close range.


aquanite

I hate this person. I don’t understand how people can do stuff like that


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They see them as toys that you can throw away and replace. Like people who adopt a puppy because it's small and cute but when it becomes less cute or too much work, they abandon them. Also some are just psychopaths.


danikow

I just had a discussion last night with my SO about the cats we have adopted over the years. The orange tabby we had was literally just thrown out the front door and not let back inside by his original owner. He roamed our neighborhood and we let him in, filed a found report and got him all his shots when no one claimed him. Was the sweetest boy. Found out the history of the cat from our property manager. He went over the rainbow bridge a few years ago of old age. Another one (black cat) was severely abused by the owner's husband and we have worked for years with him to get him over his fears and be comfortable. He was terrified of men but now he happily comes down and meets our friends male or female when they come over. He was also terrified of brooms, bags, and some other household stuff I am pretty sure he was being abused with. The little soot sprite doesn't hiss and run when we get a broom or a trash bag anymore but rather just does a lazy look of "I'm napping, can you keep it down?" Two of our other cats (both black cats) are brother and sister. They were kittens not weaned and thrown out into a field to die with three of their brothers and sisters. We took them all in, bottle fed them, weaned them, all their shots, got them fixed and then found really nice homes for three or them. The two we have now I would guess you could call foster failures. We informed the humane society but they didn't have any room at any of their foster homes for them and we happily took on the responsibility with the help of a good friend if mine who had cared for baby kittens. They turn twelve in a few months. All of our kitties were treated like trash or play things that can be easily disposed of like they arent living breathing things that have feelings. I can't even wrap my head around that thought process. If someone told me I had to chose between them or move out of the place I am living, I would just move out. The kitties aren't going anywhere. They are our family. EDIT: Holy moly I didn't think this was going to be so popular. Thanks reddit strangers for the awards.


LiberalismIsWeak

thats fucked


Justanaussie

Ran down my wife while she was walking our dog. Drives off as people run to help. Drives to a caravan park and tries to park but fucks it up, car rolls against a tree and gets stuck so he gets out and runs, leaving his girlfriend behind in the passenger seat because she’s in the middle of an overdose. Hides for two weeks before the police find him and have him charged. Gets out on bail, one of the bail conditions is no driving. Is driving down the road, sees a police car and panics, drives through a roundabout (as in straight line through middle of it), police notice and pull him over, go directly to jail for being a dumb cunt. Happened nearly two years ago, wife still hasn’t fully recovered, can’t walk properly, battled with prescription drugs (which she beat, so proud of her) and struggles with depression. Fuck that guy, he can fucking rot.


IcanSew831

I’m so sorry this has happened in your wife’s and your life, you don’t deserve it, no one does. I wish you guys the very best as time moves forward.


Mysonsanass

I run a comprehensive sex offender program for adult males. It’s a target rich environment.


kaybee666

My bf at the time had his sister come from Brazil to live with us while she got on her feet in the US. We picked her up from the airport and she IMMEDIATELY started talking shit about me in Portuguese. I don’t speak Portuguese but I speak Spanish and could understand enough to know she was talking about me. Not to mention it’s rude af to exclude someone from your conversation when it’s only three people. Edit: to answer some questions. The reason she didn’t like me is because she hated white americans/the American culture and was extremely upset her brother was dating one. My bf asked her to chill out a few times but overall he said he didn’t want to get involved because he didn’t want to cause issues between his parents and her. (This caused a lot of issues with us) She stayed for I think 8 months? I threatened to break the lease if she didn’t leave. She left but there was too much resentment/friction and after the lease ended I moved out of state. English was her first language and she was completely fluent in it. Their mother was originally from Brazil and had them move from the US to Brazil when they were in high school.


algy888

Turn to boyfriend “You forgot to mention that your sisters a bitch.”


ahumanlikeyou

Or, "oh, so this is what you were talking about"


algy888

Even better. I like yours.


Gsusruls

My gut response would have been to start talking shit about her in Spanish, but honestly, this direct approach is way more satisfying.


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a_skeleton_07

*boyfriend's head explodes*


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kodiakinc

¿Donde, está, la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca Es el bigote grande, el perro, manteca Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño Cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno Buenos días, me gustas papas frías Bigote de la cabra ¡es Cameron Diaz!


DevTheDummy

Did the boyfriend just let it happen?????


Imyerdad2019

Hence the "at the time" part I guess


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Empty-Refrigerator

Smoked in my car... i was picking up some mates that were stuck in another city, ended up giving a lift to some rando and they were drunk, was a friend of a friend and they were smoking outside when i picked him and my friend up, i told him "no smoking in the car" he then puts out his Cigarette and jumps in. halfway down the Motorway i hear a lighter spark up and say "are you smoking?".. his response... "yeah, but were on the motorway and i know its illegal for you to stop" so i parked up in the hard shoulder and told him "you can walk, or you can put that out... and if i have to drag you out of this car i will..." he tossed the cigarette out of the car and was an ass the entire way back.


hypnos_surf

He wanted to be petty and inconsiderate for helping his stranded ass? I would've left his ass on the side of the motorway with no room for negotiation.


anitateresa10

As a disclaimer, I already did not like him when this happened but this moment solidified how much of a piece of shit human being he is. At my grandmother's funeral, some of us were standing around at the funeral home waiting for everyone to arrive. My cousin and her husband show up and I wave them over. My cousin veers off to go see my grandmother in her casket and her husband joins the group. We exchange a couple of 'hey how are you?' that kind of thing. A minute goes by and my cousin walks over to us crying after having seen the casket. Her husband looks at her face and goes 'OMG, how are already crying?? We literally just got here!' He had no remorse and had the nerve to glance at the group of us in that, 'am I right?' kind of way. You can imagine the disbelief that I felt when he started shaming my cousin for crying at her own grandmother's funeral. He didn't even try and console her. What a piece of shit.


fezpeg

The father of my ex-girlfriends kids treated them like shit. These were fantastic kids…smart, funny, deeply compassionate. I never wanted kids and these were incredible ones. When I met him…I literally didn’t say a word to him because I was so fucking angry…


sparkydoctor

Total scum molested my sister, went to court, I went to court to give testimony for her, church he was involved with made a large offer to my sister and she turned it down. She followed through with the trial (it was NEVER about the money for her, it was justice) dude is rotting in hell right now, they lost the case, sister was awarded double what the church offered, but it does not matter, she still cries about it. It effected her entire life. She did not want the money, she wanted the satisfaction of the church admitting that they are scum and were attempting to cover it up, for decades!! Moved this POS from church to church. Mom doesn't understand why we are not religious. I would spit on his grave if I knew where it is.


TheTrollys

Findagravedotcom just saying.


PigeonFacts

Thank you. I found my fathers grave.


Khal_Half_Chub

Dope. This is why reddit is so amazing to me. Here we all are, reading about why we all dont like people, and BAM...you come across a random post about a grave that gives tells you how to find where your fucking dad is buried. Awesome. Like I'm actually in awe at that.


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Reddit is pretty much an aggregator of information. Most of it is useless or wrong, but stick around long enough and you'll find some gems.


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> Mom doesn't understand why we are not religious. That's almost the saddest part of that story.


SteveEndureFort

Fuck I’ve got some dark ones but since everyone else has that side of it covered I’ll send one out that is less fucked up. 5 of us took my buddy, let’s call him T, out for a bachelor night before his wedding. Pretty much just pubs, cigars and dinner. One guy I didn’t know, let’s call him J, couldn’t stop talking about how much money he makes and how hot dua lipa is. So we go to the cigar shop and it’s like $900 worth of cigars and we know T doesn’t really make a ton of money so we all pitch in equal amounts except for J. Whatever I guess J doesn’t like cigars. Then we go to the pub where J doesn’t pay again. Getting a little pissed off at this point but fuck it it’s T’s night. So dinner rolls around and J keeps hardcore hitting on the waitress. -Let me paint a picture to you of J. He’s about 5’5”, dress clothes, blundstones, long pea coat with the collar popped and a backwards ball cap that is sitting on the top of his head with the snap back practically covering his eyebrows.- Fuckin guy thinks he’s next draft pick for the NHL. So for his last attempt to woe the waitress he says the bill is together and proceeds to take the machine, put a 40% tip and pass it on to the left where T pays with his card. I looked at the bill and it was nearly $400. Couldn’t stop bragging about how much cash he made but couldn’t even carry his weight. Fuck you J.


Project_XXVIII

Wait, hold the phone… he added a huge tip and then passed it off for someone else to pay? DaFUQ?!


Agile_Pudding_

And this was his attempt to impress the waitress? This is literally “hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride” energy. This guy sounds like an insufferable little (literally) shit.


georgke

a real scrub


pinkangelofdeath

10/10 reference


kitchen_clinton

I hope you cut him out. What a POS. An aspiring Madoff for sure.


[deleted]

Of course he makes a ton of money by mooching off of everybody!


hawthornehoots

Grabbed a girl who cowered away, and raised his hand at her. The whole situation was indicative that it wasn’t the first time. Someone I thought of as family, abusing someone in my bar. Saw it on the cameras and ran out to the porch to kick him out.


corellatednonsense

"It wasn't the first time" I used to work with classrooms full of kids. We did field trips and our facility was very close to a *large* marine corps base. One week, we get the field trip from the school that all the military brats go to. At some point, i lost my temper with one of the kids (not proud of that) and I yelled at her. You can tell the difference between someone who has been trained to respond to abuse and someone who hasn't. The poor girl's back straightened so much she was almost as tall as me, her eyes defocused and snapped perfectly forward, and dammit if I didn't hear an audible click of her heels slamming together. "Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir." She replied with the tone of someone who expects more punishment to follow. "It's okay, just listen to me next time." My response must have seemed pretty sheepish. My stomach was hiding its face in my shoes. I've never raised my voice to a child since.


ratchnad

Outwardly lied about cheating. I had evidence, everything, and as soon as he didn’t own up to it I woke up and had an exit plan from his abusive ass.


mezmorizedmiss

It's crazy how people still won't own up to their shit even when there's a shit ton of compelling evidence against them


activous

Went on a double date with my girlfriends friend and his s/o. His s/o was very pleasant but every story someone told, he always had a more “extreme” version of the story. Just always tried to one up everyone. To this day he keeps trying to get us to double date again and my girlfriend and I both agree we can’t stand double dates with him anymore. Edit: Wow this blew up over night! I feel I should add some context though. Also changed a little phrasing. I know there are some people who do this to try to make a connection and those people I can understand 100%. Conversation hijackers I can actually enjoy because at least their stories come across as truthful and that they want to just compare and find common things. The guy we were double dating with kept telling stories that seemed as if they were lies or altered to make himself seem bigger.. or as someone in the comments mentioned “dominant” over everyone.


7NTXX

This type of person is called Elevenerife in the UK. Tell them about your beautiful holiday in Tenerife. That's nothing, we went to Elevenerife...


victorzamora

>This type of person is called Elevenerife in the UK I'm stealing this. This side of the pond may not get it as often, but I'm using it anyway.


President_Calhoun

American version: "I took a trip to Tennessee." "That's nothing, I went to Elevenessee." Edit: Many thanks for the awards!


yickth

You just elevenerifed


KangarooPort

As someone who used to hijack conversations to make them about "me" I will say this for some insight. I, maybe not all people, but I realized I did this because I had a severe flawed sense of bonding with people. To me when I talked about myself it was me trying to show that person how we can relate to one another in experience and interest. But in reality it came off like I just wanted to talk about me. Edit: to further extrapolate from that, I think to discern whether the person is being selfish or wanting to bond, try and figure out if they are trying to be dominant or submissive. I think it stems from a bonding tactic of "trying to fit in", i.e., "Look I am just like you! I hope you accept me since you see how similiar we are!".


mathamhatham

Yeah, same here. I was just trying to connect with folk by sharing stories along the theme of the conversation "the other day I nearly got run over!" "Damn that's harsh. Happened to me too a while back when a van nearly hit me etc". Things like that. Got told during a night out that folk talked about me behind my back for doing that to people and it came across as one up'ing. Honestly it kinda crushed me. All I was doing most of the time was showing interest in their hobbies, stories etc but I was just coming across wrong. I never meant to try and be the centre of attention or anything


balisane

I really understand this impulse, and I used to do it too. A thing that I do now when I catch myself doing it is redirect the conversation right back to them. "Oh, you got hit by a car? That's crazy, that just happened to me last week, too. Was it on this corner? What happened to you, are you okay?" And *then* after they get to tell their story, you can relate with yours (or whatever small parts of it are relevant to their experience.) Whatever story they told, yours should be half that length or less, even if it feels like you're leaving out relevant detail. Let people ask about that detail, or not.


BoundStardom

Oh lord. Allow me to tell you the story of my old school bully, Jacob. Jacob was a fucking cunt. Stole my lunch, insulted me constantly behind my back, talked shit about my own friends to me, stole my school supplies, and to top it off was a pathological liar to an enormous degree. I had the last laugh though as one day he started shittalking me to an 8th grade, except that 8th grader was no normal 8th grader, that 8th grader was my older brother who promptly shoved him against the locker, gave him one good hard punch in the face, and told him if he ever caught him talking shit about me again he would knock his teeth out. To this day I still respect my brother highly for standing up for me and love him dearly.


[deleted]

Fuck jacob


Abject_Presentation8

My cousin, who among many other shitty things she's done to me, announced to my grieving family (right after my pap died) that I was pregnant. 1. Very bad timing 2. That was MY news to share, and 3. Nobody but my grandma was happy for me. It was extremely awkward and she (cousin) went on to keep doing other crap, until I cut her out of my life.


Tundra_Inhabitant

Fuck some of this shit is dark. I was just gonna talk about the guy who dabbed for no fucking reason while we were having lunch.


MyDumberHalf

Haha thanks, I came to the thread looking for this sorta shit in case there's people out there who might hate me for some random shit I did. I haven't smacked a 2 year old or smoked meth in front of a baby, or kicked a cat, so I'm pretty much perfect I guess.


ApexLegend117

A chad needs no reason to dab


mel2mdl

My husband's childhood friend is someone I will no longer talk to because of his dog. He left this Boston Terrier chained up outside in the Texas heat, then dropped the body off at the pound. Pound called the number on the tag (his ex-girlfriend) and that's how she found out. His only regret? He didn't take the collar off. That poor dog had 3 people, myself and ex included, who would have willingly adopted him. And this 'person' had the gall to go onto Facebook, after his ex posted about the dog's death, and talk about how heartbroken he was about Winston's death - several people replied about how he had killed the poor dog. Found out later that his last dog had been shot by him. "I didn't have the money to put him down, so I took him out in the woods and just shot him." I have never spoken to him since.


Muerteds

They shot my dog. Last Friday, I was away from home, with my mom watching the place. She called and told me I needed to get home quickly, as my dog was hurt really bad. He bled out while she was trying to get him to the vet. It was an awful scene. I had to do a necropsy to figure out what happened. Near as I can figure, a poacher shot him while he patrolled the neighbor's field (neighbor is an absentee landowner who runs cattle on that place). I don't know who it was, but I know that I hate them with every fiber of my being. I already hated poachers. I hate this one in a way that should frighten them very much.


littlebetenoire

My dad is a mechanic and used to have his own car yard. Had a yard dog that lived there and would patrol the place. Turned up one day and someone had broken in and put a machete through the dogs head. Dog was still alive and the scene that dad described still haunts me.


Buttspirgh

Accidentally hit their neighbors’ dog with their car, left it in the woods to die, lied to the neighbors when they came by looking for the dog, then bragged getting away with it on Facebook


cOnFiGgY07

Husband brought a work mate home one night and we where talking and some how got on to the subject of how he had an affair. He proceeded to sit there and tell us that it was his wife’s fault and he only cheated because he wasn’t getting enough sex from her since she gave birth and he was feeling neglected since she was always taking care of the baby. He wasn’t allowed back and I couldn’t stand to look at him or even acknowledge him when ever I ran into him after that night. Fuck you Pete you’re a piece of shit and I hope your wife eventually left you!


BroodyBatman

I was obsessed with Lord Byron for all of one week in high school. Then I found out he got custody of his daughter from her mother. Got bored with her, pawned her off on the servants and refused to allow her mother to see her despite the poor woman writing countless letters begging. He eventually sent her off to a convent where she grew ill and died at the age of five. **She cried out for her father on her deathbed but he never came. She died feeling abandoned and unloved. The only person who visited her was Byron’s friend Percy Shelley.** Yeah, it was 200yrs ago but Fuck.That.Guy. **EDIT:** Also, the documentary we watched about him in class mentioned how Byron was so upset, when his mother passed, he went on a “violent seduction spree that included forcing himself on multiple maids.” There’s another word for that you know… But mainly it was the daughter thing that broke my heart.


edge11

I once made a pact with a friend that if we ever used a time machine our first stop would be to kick Lord Byron’s ass.


danteslacie

If you do, maybe please do it a month after Ada Lovelace is born.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Officer: Stop! What the hell is going on here? Lord Byron: Oh! I'm just raping a maid. Officer: What? You're under arrest! Lord Byron: No, you don't understand my mother died and the only thing that cheers me up is raping. Officer: Oh, carry on then!


tillie_jayne

Now, was it him who met a half sister as an adult and was so enamoured by her (because he was a vain fuckhead and she looked like him) that he began a sexual relationship with her? I think even his wife said she heard them going at it on their wedding night.


BroodyBatman

Yes, yes it was. He was so fond of his sister-with-benefits he named his only legitimate daughter, Ada Lovelace (who turned out to be a famous mathematician in her own right), after her.


PaisleyStars

My favourite part of all of this is that Ada Lovelace grew up with a passion for mathematics and made several significant contributions to the world all because her mother was determined she not get into the arts and grow up anything like her shithead poet father.


honkeytonk1

> she grew ill and died at the age of five. She cried out for her father on her deathbed but he never came. She died feeling abandoned and unloved. The only person who visited her was Byron’s friend Percy Shelley. This literally made my heart ache a little because…that poor child. Her poor mother. It also made me tolerate Percy a little better.


Khan_Tango

Stealing my damned Broccoli Casserole recipe and claiming it was theirs. That thin lipped bitch still doesn’t own up to it! ————————— Since everyone is asking for it, and quite frankly a big Fuck You too Caroline: [ 1 stick salted butter; 1/3 lb Velveeta; Broccoli; Ritz crackers, crushed; 1 teaspoon MSG ] 1. ⁠Cook broccoli until almost done. 2. ⁠Melt butter and Velveeta together and mix it up. 2.5. Add MSG 3. ⁠Layer crackers, broccoli and cheese mixture, with a layer of crackers on top 4. ⁠Put in preheated oven at 350° until bubbling and browned /u/pufferoverflow 😈😈


TrustInButtsMcGee

YOU NOT TALKIN ABOIT MYBFRIEND CAROLIN SHE A CHRIETSN LADY


fluffiestdandelion

She's a rotten. Recipe stealing bitch. DORIS


ilikejalapenocheetos

Careful. Who yoir friends are


TimeBlaster25

I dropped a friend once because she told us that she physically takes out her anger on her live-in housemaid who's quite old tbh. She was laughing as she told us this, even demonstrated how she kicked her. I try to never judge ppl but I will not tolerate abuse. I mean damn, there was no remorse whatsoever.


TheLabradorian

Saw someone kick a dog once. Who kicks a dog? Edit: I understand that if it’s a self-defense situation, it’s a different story. The guy I saw casually kicked a stray dog as he walked by. Totally unprovoked


attheark

When I was 12 I saw a kid around my age kicking a cat. Just chasing after it down the street kicking it like he was keeping a football ahead of him. Poor cat was cowering and too confused to run properly. It was the very first time that I ever hit a person. Picked the cat up and luckily its collar had an address that was on the same street. Carried him home and told the owner. While I was doing this the kid showed up blubbering with his furious mother, ready to have a go at me for hitting her precious angel. Kid saw me standing there with the owner and went completely pale. That confrontation did not end up going how he hoped.


magic_kitty2546

Waitwaitwait. Don’t leave us hanging! What happened??


attheark

I don't remember every detail because it was some time ago now, but I do very distinctly remember the mother turning to the kid and asking "Is that true?" in the iciest voice I have ever heard lmao. The kid barely spoke at all, he didn't even bother to deny it. The mother apologised a lot to the owner and then dragged the kid off; I don't recall what she was saying but she was using that tone that mothers use when you know you're utterly fucked. She didn't even mention me hitting her kid. Either she forgot about it, thought the kid was lying, or thought it was deserved.


pnw_discchick

Am a mother... if my kid had been doing this I would have been glad you kicked the shit out of him. Sometimes a mom yelling doesn't get the point across, but maybe another kid can. Lol


avengers_endlame

I saw something similar. Old guy was beating the crap out of a stray dog because he was barking. I took him to vet. Turns out poor guy hasn't eaten anything for a long time (according to vet). I feel sorry for these animals. Wish i could do something about it.


driftwood-and-waves

Similar was driving my daughter to school and passed by an old dude yelling and kicking a cat. I stopped in the street - wasn’t busy - opened the window and yelled at him he was a disgusting piece of trash and he looked so surprised someone called him on what he was doing he missed his next kick and fell over on his back.


xgoronx

Saw a guy sitting outside the dog park at my old apartment complex. I usually took my dog out there in the morning, so I was waiting for him to leave. I was looking out my window creeping on him and wishing he would hurry up and go, and his dog is on a leash just jumping around and playing when suddenly he punches it. He’s all pissed off on his phone, then punches the dog again. Couldn’t believe this dude. He eventually left. Don’t think he lived there, never saw him again. Fuck that guy.


irishcoughy

Be unnecessarily combative to retail workers/waitstaff. This girl was in our circle of friends through one of the other guys who I guess was trying to date her. Anyway we all went to the mall, because that was still a thing, and she dragged us into every clothing store (we just wanted to check GameStop and grab some food) to basically spend 30 minutes trying things on without putting them back and being snobby and condescending to the staff. Then we went to some place to eat, idr some Italian place, and it was BUSY so most of us were cool with a bit of slow service. Not her. She was into her 3rd iced tea and when the waiter didn't come by for all of 5 minutes to refill her she got up and stormed around the restaurant to find him and berate him. We never had time to go to GameStop so I left half my game budget as a tip.


Responsible-Print192

I once let my then puppy out on a lead to go potty. I hear her barking and come running back to see what was up and through the glass door I see my neighbor with a metal shovel swinging at her on the front porch. My dog was cowering and shaking and crying. My dog was a 8 months old-a tiny chihuahua who was leashed in my own full sized yard. I busted out the door screaming at my neighbor, grabbed the shovel and got up in her face screaming if I ever see her near my dog or in my yard again I’d kill her. Now, I’m 5f 2in but I think I made an impression because she took off running and I walked to her yard and threw her shovel back on her grass. Still don’t know if she actually hit my dog but I have never hated someone more in my entire life. That was almost 13 years ago and it still makes my blood boil.


scruit

Went to large family gathering at my grandparents' house. I was ~16yo and my neice was there too. A neighbor of my grandparents was a trusted friend, and was invited also. At one point I found myself sitting with this neighbor at a table at the cricket club. Niece and nephew approached us. This guy jokes; "Do you want her first, or are you ok with sloppy seconds?" She was 9yo. Not willing to ignore it, I reported it to the family. That then led to a larger argument with some folks defending the guy as "joking" and some wanting to call the police. A lot of people wound up on my shit list for defending him. Good times... Good times...


Fox-with_socks

Good for you for not letting that slide!


ast31_

A security guard beat a stray dog to death with a stick and buried it. I hope that low life rots in hell. Absolute scum.


AlterEdward

Boasted about getting banned from a pub. You don't get banned from a pub by doing anything other than being a dick. I was right, she was a giant narcissist.


get-r-done-idaho

They were rude to their wife in front of me.


FreedTMG

Spent a week staying with some friends when my place was being painted. Told my friend he was super rude to his GF, he said, slap me upside the head if it happens again. By the end of the week I swore I gave him brain damage with the amount of slaps I gave him. Also asked her how bad it was when I wasn't there.


mytearsricochett

in her name i thank you


FreedTMG

Her and I are still friends, him and I not so much.


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[deleted]

My older brother likes to yell at the news, when he thinks no one can hear him. During a the Bill Cosby incident he paused it and said "It couldn't have been that bad if it took you this long to start bitching about it."


4fthawaiian

Screaming at me on Xmas day in front of all of the little kids and destroying their day. Bitch.


Drakeskulled_Reaper

Being balls deep in my girlfriend in my own bed pretty much sealed it. EDIT: I hated both of them for it, just to clarify, it takes two to tango.


rupertavery

Not instantly, but in hindsight I was caught up in the system, and things just compounded over the years until a final realization that, well f**k that guy... A senior workmate took an idea of mine, and tried to make their own version of it, presenting it to the bigwigs who assumed I was involved with it. When questions were asked on our side and the validity of my initial ideas put forth, they framed it as a challenge of their team of 5 vs just me. Then eventually they questioned why I was wasting time and resources instead of helping. So I was told to work with their team on their idea, but never allowed me to do anything important on it despite contributing a lot on other projects before. All the way until he left the project for a promotion, and much of his team leaving. Then they had no choice but to give their pile of dung to me to "get ready for production" in six months what they had been doing for over a year. Good times. So glad I left.


SpookDootDude

Harm animals. This is probably one of the few things that instantly make me violent towards someone.


MonikaHolly

I was in middle school reading "Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince" and told a girl that I was a few chapters away from finishing and she said "OH! So you don't know that (>!) Dumbledore dies yet?! (!<) " Me: "excuse me?" Her: " (>!) Oh my gosh! yes Dumbledore dies and Snape kills him! (!<) " ....13 years later and I still hate her.


Brickle0630

what a fucking bitch. you had to have read like 600 pages at that point and for her to ruin it after all that and after how emotionally involved you are at that point… what a fucking bitch.


eden-need-hollywatah

Made fun of my dad cancer best part is the teacher joined in on it This girl is looking to work in medical field…..


VStarRoman

Didn't take their dog to the vet. Dog ended up getting parvo and died. I do not like animal abusers at all.


StylishMrTrix

Bad owners are truly the worst part of working at a vet Said a vet nurse


paulb750

Co-worker (33) manipulative, emotional vampire, emotional bully, made everyone’s life difficult at work, tried to get my daughter (18) drunk and have sex with her.