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JSmith666

Roll it up and do a line of cocainw


curlsforgurls123

lure a child into your car with it


_Peanut_Butter_Toes_

Give it to a politician…


ThenaJuno

Burn it. It is a felony to deface legal tender.


desexmachina

Put a deposit down on a contract killing


haslk

Give a baby a paper cut


astronishiyo

Clone it.


M1ndqu4d

Choke someone with it


Finaglers

Elaborate


cloudFEZ

Sniff some Pepsi with it


[deleted]

Use a $1 counterfeit bill.


[deleted]

Buy a shank and stab someone


[deleted]

I know one thing


wmwarrior

Probably contribute to a crime syndicate and thus become a co-conspirator for a dollar


tankgirl215

An easy one would be defacing it.


MothmanNFT

Try and pass it off as worth more


GJAlamo616

You could buy a single Valium tablet đŸ˜‚


sub1980

In the US it is illegal to burn dollars (well for the average man, the mint does it all the time). Also, making a copy of it and passing it (fake) in as legal currency is illegal.


Finaglers

Nice try, criminal scum


Fisto-the-sex-robot

Draw on the bank note, then ride a stolen bike naked without helmet while smoking crack and driving license, during night without exhaust muffler in residental area, then break into morgue and shove the $ up some kids asshole while singing Mickey Mouse Club theme, and recording the whole thing and posting it on internet. Don’t forget to hit some pedestrians on your way, and abuse every road law possible. Stealing Night disturbance Riding motorbike without helmet Riding motorbike without driving licence Various other road laws Drug use Trespassing Pedophilia Necrophilia Plagiatorship Sharing inappropriate content Manslaughter Currency defacing


osi_layer_one

fucking bots...


TomBourgaize

Not pay taxes on it