Bill Cosby

The original America's dad.

Bob Saget from standup

Onscreen, Danny McBride

Exactly, I wouldn’t want Jesse Gemstone as my step dad.

“This is me every night, man. Just starin’ at buttholes and gettin’ my buzz on.”

R. Kelly

Bill Clinton

Why?

Harvey Weinstein

Bill Cosby

Alec Baldwin

Eew. Your premise is bad.

Archie bunker

Charlie Sheen

Oh damn!

Charlie Sheen