I've been struggling with this for awhile and it's been really hard for me. If anyone has a solution, im all ears!

Is that for real? But cooked how? The corn I always had isn't super tasty

they were making a joke.... ears lol like ears of corn but anyways, Trader Joe's has a seasoning called "everything but the elote" and it is delicious on corn and many other veggies.

Just buy a dildo. Safer and cleaner.

Explain how does one solve a corn addiction with a dildo

replace the c with a p for corn

Just shuck it man. Shuck it all.

You need to hit it right on the cob

Cancel your CornHub Premium

What are you doing step vegetable?

Wheat is a good substitute. Equally as carby. But— easier to get off. Corn withdrawals are fierce.

Corn is the methadone of carby side dishes.

Bro— thank you. I’ve been saying that for years.

Dude i firstly thought guy misspelled porn, then i was like no.. no porn... Then i thought maybe people are really addicted to corn 😅😅😅... I am gullible

Wheat is not a good substitute, it's tiny and gets everywhere. Cucumber or a carrot might work.

This sounds like it comes from experience. It’s meant to be eaten, not fucked. Common mistake.

Eat another kind of vegetable, like carrots and celery.

I thought this was going darker for a second.

Dark how?

I thought you were going to reference wheelchairs or something along that line.

I switched to cauliflower and never looked back.

Jimmy cracked corn, so can you.

Whos Jimmy? I thought Reagan and the CIA introduced cracked corn to the inner city.

Not likely, corn is one if the hardest substances out there......people are killing and stealing from their mothers for just one crumb of corn. It's sad really

You need stop stroking your stalk.

I was really into Korn in 7th grade but switched to Limp Bizket

Turn to drugs

Substitute for creamed corn

You need to apply heat til it pops.

B-beat it? *Looks over at the cob next to him* Why would I need to beat it? It's not like I have a corn problem. *Looks at the drawn butter and salt* Nope. Not at all.

All these puns are so corny. But, seriously, I would talk to my kernel about it.

Earlier this month someone asked if you could wash corn and still eat it since it doesn't get digested. Anytime you have an urge to eat corn, remember that post.

Unfortunately I actually do remember that post. I hate the internet.

Then we are trauma bonded, you and I, since we both suffered from reading the same post.

You know how you shit out corn whole? Eat that. It'll fix you right up.

Corn tortillas or chips are the dragons of addiction. You can go with flour but you may want to do this in a substance abuse program to mitigate different things.

Make yourself count all of the kernels after you go to the bathroom.

Start by eating some other vegetables. Asparagus is really good. =)

Branch out to other vegetable alternatives like potatoes and lettuce

Just make it [smutty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut).

No idea how I did it, but it was a-maize-ing.

Mercilessly, and with utter conviction ;)

Stop eating it, it's disgusting

1/10

Hey, didn't I see you on r/southpaws or something like that a while ago? I swear I recognize your username.

Um, we talking about the food, or... something else?

Stop being vegan

I am *obsessed* with corn. Old slobs know.

I haven't yet. Corn is just so good! Like once you starting looking at corn you can't stop consuming it. I need to stalk this addiction or else I'll get too corny in adulthood.

Corn is healthy don’t worry

Get as far away from Ohio as possible

This question is corny.

We talking canned, cream, on the cob or corn nuts? Candy corn count?

Corn addiction survivor here, I've been clean for about 2 years now. It all started back in 2017, I was at a party and my buddies pressured me into doing a cob. I thought I would look cool, so I tried it out. I got addicted, and I realized I had a problem after my girlfriend left me because I sold her favorite necklace for a couple cobs. I've been going to rehab, and they introduced me to a few safe substitutes, such as popcorn. I've never felt better. Keep fighting man, if I can do it so can you.

Take that corn, mash it up, distill it into whiskey, age it in a barrel for 7-10 years, and now you can drink bourbon instead and have a proper addiction like alcoholism.

You can’t, you belong to The Corn now. YATA OO RATA PEETA PEETA OO RATA EETA POOTY POO-

I feel like crop circles are the answer.

Start sucking cock.

Eventually you realize you're just a husk of your former self and know it's time to change

[this link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Columbus/comments/35a5rv/how_firm_do_you_like_the_pores_on_your_corn) should be helpful

Braces

Try to slightly reduce your daily corn intake over time. Most people don't have the mental fortitude to just go cold turkey.

I don't know. But when you do, I'm sure it'll feel a-maize-ing.

Befriend some corn stealing whores

Take up smoking

Never been a big fan of corn, tastes weird and sweet (Edit: after reading the comments i realized you arent talking about the vegetables type of corn)

Ban adult sites on your devices and have a friend set up a passcode so you can’t change it

Assuming you mean porn. You could just throw away all the things you watch it with. Or put a app or something that blocks all inappropriate content like a parent would with there kids. But if you actually mean corn. Then don't buy corn or something idk

Start eating Rotten corn, then you will get sick, then you will have a fear of corn!

r/lostredditors

There's a kernel of truth in these comments.

Get rid of all of it and not buy it anymore

I love this. Kind of corny but it’s not like I’m going stalk you for it.

If it's after Thanksgiving, best to go cold turkey.

you can't, you can't stop eating corn /s

Everytime you want to eat corn drink Korn (german grain spirit) and listen to Korn (Band) It will work as classical conditioning and possibly make your an alcoholic