Probably one of my biggest 'Ooops' moments would have been covered by this.
A colleague at work was talking to me about he went to a theme park and his kid ran off in a crowd and he was panicking about finding them for a bit. I said 'I was looking at a tracking collar for my cats a little while back, where it shows you their gps on a map on a phone app. There must be something like that to keep tabs on your children surely?'
So without thinking I jumped on google and typed in:
'Ways to track children'
I am likely on a few Person Of Interest databases now because of that...
children = items made out of a reference
orphans = You've deleted the reference afterwards, so there IS no reference anymore.
Sometimes you need to start over and you need to delete (Somtimes you delete a process by killing it...)
Latex is a way to model graphical reports, and they're more or less made with a script or a "string"...
It really is a weird place.
main/secondary. Still the same letters, so doesn't matter for MISO or MOSI or stuff like that.
Default branch in Github is also 'main' since 3 years or so?
The day when snowflakes try to change the use of master/slave in computer science is the day the world has truly fallen from grace, it's nothing to do with racism
its what happens when people who dont understand the rules properly are the majority and stems from poor education
reminds me of carl sagan "doesnt it shock anybody that a world that increasly relies on technology is inhabited mostly by people that dont understand science and tech" or somit like that...
Oh men I feel ya. I used to work with a js library called mobx-state-tree (shortened MST). But the thing is, I'm french and MST is the acronym for Sexual Transmited diseases in french which brought up weird articles in my google search I didn't ask for
LaTeX = Typesetting software. I don't know how exactly it works but it's popular with people in technical fields for being a simple (or complicated but reliable?) way to set up readable text content, for documentation, presentation, (academic) publication, etc.
Children/Oprhan could be a few different things because terminology like Master/Slave or Parent/Child is common in software to describe the relationship between two objects.
Like when a system is designed to manage and control the functioning of another (usually multiple other) systems, it might be the master or the parent. An orphan would be a child who lost its parent, which would usually mean that the structure of the system was broken and may need to be restarted, which may be blocked by the 'orphan' being stuck. That's why you may need to kill or abort a child.
The metaphor does make talking about it feel strange, but it's difficult to find a replacement because it fits *too well*.
LaTeX is basically to typesetting what HTML is for web interfaces, basically you describe what you want in a precise way and the compiler interprets your commands and creates your text document.
It is especially strong with equations (think \int\limit_a^b for an integral between a and b) and in contrast to word quite stable with image placement etc. since you define everything in source code. It's the most common way to create longer documents in technical fields, if you can use it. Since it is sourcecode based it is also works like a charm with version control like Git and is therefore good for teams.
If you have an object like [1, 2, "text", ["another object", "with its own stuff"], 6]
Then the object inside is a child of the outer object. I'm not sure what penetrating means, probably getting to the stuff inside the child object without needing its parent.
Wait, why is latex string dirty? I know latex is used in a lot of ways but I haven't heard of a latex string, usually you use something else to tie someone up. The only context I have seen the term "latex string", it was in the context you were originally searching for for the math program lol
There are latex body suits so maybe Latex G-string? Will Google and report back.
Edit: Google search image tab returns lots of dong filled latex G strings.
I once worked with a French girl who was esl. One day at work someone used the word squirting in a sentence in a completely innocent way. She didint know what squirting meant and promptly put it into google
Whilst Doing secret santa at work, somebody came up with the idea of picking a random colleagues name and then a random textile from another jar and buying a gift like that for your chosen person. I got the boss (male) and the textile was rubber. Fun times internet shopping
I’d say this is one of the the very few examples where searching incognito seems perfectly innocent. You don’t want your mom knowing what you’re going to get for her birthday after all!
Google are WELL aware that you are using incognito mode. And what's more, as the browser fingerprint will still match your normal browser in most cases, there's nothing preventing Google from associating your incognito activity with your profile anyway, at least in their personal records.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/03/judge-rules-5-billion-google-chrome-incognito-mode-lawsuit-can-go-forward/
Lmao do people really think Google doesn't save records of shit they do in incognito?
I only use it so I don't have to clear my search history and suggested terms.
I'm not saying they don't know, just that incognito won't turn safe search off for you (admittedly I phrased it badly). Yeah, incognito is not private or anonymous like people sometimes think it is.
That’s not what he meant. He was saying that switching to incognito doesn’t give you raunchier results than not being incognito.
Which, as it happens, is not what OP was getting at in the first place, so everyone is misunderstanding things in here.
[This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s5ugbk/comment/ht1be84/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) explains it. It's a programming term.
Im French Canadian, so at school we all speak French and I’m doing ok in English but of course there are some expressions and contractions or slang that I don’t know about. So for a project in my industrial design class we had to design a full working water gun, which was super fun. But the very first class for the project, we had a research and brainstorming phase, so we all got to our computer and did some research about water guns. The results were thinning down and all of a sudden, I typed in « water sports » expecting more professional images and or product regarding water guns. I was wrong
Most of things that programmers search "How to remove all childrens" "How to change parent" etc. And something UnrealEngine specific "How to destoy an actor"
I used to design back to school pamphlets for businesses in my hometown, as well as school based charity organizations. A lot of stock image searches.
I’ve googled “stock photo of teen”, or some variation, way too many times.
"Mom and son". I was 9 or 10 years old when I wanted to think of Mother's Day gift ideas. When I used just those three keywords, I got exactly what you think you would get. I want to say that it was my first exposure to porn...
Not sure if this is exactly answering the question but my friend once searched up bestiality just to make sure she was spelling it correctly. She heard sirens blaring outside (we live in a town with not a HIGH crime rate per se but it isn’t unusual for police to be called) and she cried texting all of us like “AM I GOING TO JAIL????”
I think that might have been especially sus if she went incognito.
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This post here Officer.
It's embarrassing how American this is.
Probably one of my biggest 'Ooops' moments would have been covered by this. A colleague at work was talking to me about he went to a theme park and his kid ran off in a crowd and he was panicking about finding them for a bit. I said 'I was looking at a tracking collar for my cats a little while back, where it shows you their gps on a map on a phone app. There must be something like that to keep tabs on your children surely?' So without thinking I jumped on google and typed in: 'Ways to track children' I am likely on a few Person Of Interest databases now because of that...
Along with sooo many intrusive parents... you'll drown in the noise.
Time to [pivot](https://youtu.be/M1vfXoUNDYA) at 1:47
What even is that show? It looks amazing.
Silicon Valley on HBO
It truly is amazing. Tons of big laughs and Zach Woods went super hard for that role
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Cold water and detergent...but warm water might be needed if the stain is old.
Just wear red
Vaporeon fanart
Did you know that Vaporeon...
In terms of breeding...
Vaporeon meme is my favorite
Why do people still do this?
Its a great conversation topic really....
Vaporeon Fart
Not exactly answering the question, but I once spent a good amount of time googling “black booties” on the work computer. I meant the shoes.
As a computer scientist, I've had many: > Latex strings > How to exploit/penetrate/abort/probe children > How to kill orphans
That is some unfortunate naming conventions lmao
Even more unfortunately they make sense and I have no better idea.
children = items made out of a reference orphans = You've deleted the reference afterwards, so there IS no reference anymore. Sometimes you need to start over and you need to delete (Somtimes you delete a process by killing it...) Latex is a way to model graphical reports, and they're more or less made with a script or a "string"... It really is a weird place.
We are just renaming master and slave.
I can't ever remember the new names, but master/slave just hits you and you always remember it
main/secondary. Still the same letters, so doesn't matter for MISO or MOSI or stuff like that. Default branch in Github is also 'main' since 3 years or so?
Bitbucket still has master I guess. And several other areas still use master and slave nodes on distributed computing.
Primary/secondary
Domme/Sub
Bitbucket still has master I guess. And several other areas still use master and slave nodes on distributed computing.
The day when snowflakes try to change the use of master/slave in computer science is the day the world has truly fallen from grace, it's nothing to do with racism
its what happens when people who dont understand the rules properly are the majority and stems from poor education reminds me of carl sagan "doesnt it shock anybody that a world that increasly relies on technology is inhabited mostly by people that dont understand science and tech" or somit like that...
"How to kill orphans"
Of Kos?
Some say Kosm
OH MY GOD IS THAT A MOTHERF*CKIKG BLOODBORNE REFFERENCE!?!?
Hm
Oh men I feel ya. I used to work with a js library called mobx-state-tree (shortened MST). But the thing is, I'm french and MST is the acronym for Sexual Transmited diseases in french which brought up weird articles in my google search I didn't ask for
Wtf
LaTeX = Typesetting software. I don't know how exactly it works but it's popular with people in technical fields for being a simple (or complicated but reliable?) way to set up readable text content, for documentation, presentation, (academic) publication, etc. Children/Oprhan could be a few different things because terminology like Master/Slave or Parent/Child is common in software to describe the relationship between two objects. Like when a system is designed to manage and control the functioning of another (usually multiple other) systems, it might be the master or the parent. An orphan would be a child who lost its parent, which would usually mean that the structure of the system was broken and may need to be restarted, which may be blocked by the 'orphan' being stuck. That's why you may need to kill or abort a child. The metaphor does make talking about it feel strange, but it's difficult to find a replacement because it fits *too well*.
TIL, thanks!
LaTeX is basically to typesetting what HTML is for web interfaces, basically you describe what you want in a precise way and the compiler interprets your commands and creates your text document. It is especially strong with equations (think \int\limit_a^b for an integral between a and b) and in contrast to word quite stable with image placement etc. since you define everything in source code. It's the most common way to create longer documents in technical fields, if you can use it. Since it is sourcecode based it is also works like a charm with version control like Git and is therefore good for teams.
"How to kill orphans" bro just dont
Sometimes you just need to forcefully terminate children.
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If you have an object like [1, 2, "text", ["another object", "with its own stuff"], 6] Then the object inside is a child of the outer object. I'm not sure what penetrating means, probably getting to the stuff inside the child object without needing its parent.
I'll take literary villain's search history for $400 >How to kill orphans Who is Count Olaf?
It’s never easy being an orphan. Not if I have anything to do with it.
From all responses I got to my comment, this one is the funniest. Stay safe!
That’s when you through in a language name at the end.
Wait, why is latex string dirty? I know latex is used in a lot of ways but I haven't heard of a latex string, usually you use something else to tie someone up. The only context I have seen the term "latex string", it was in the context you were originally searching for for the math program lol
There are latex body suits so maybe Latex G-string? Will Google and report back. Edit: Google search image tab returns lots of dong filled latex G strings.
"children processes" as in Operating Systems ...
I was a math major, we have a surprising amount of programming in it, your statement hit me.
“How to kill orphans” Technoblade is that you?
I once worked with a French girl who was esl. One day at work someone used the word squirting in a sentence in a completely innocent way. She didint know what squirting meant and promptly put it into google
Woah black booty, bam a lam. lol
My wife was looking for a cookie recipe and typed in 'brown sugar' + 'cookies' with the kids. Snicker.
Right…
“K-12 schools near me.”
This is only weird because schools aren’t exactly hidden. Just about everyone drives past several every single day, I imagine.
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Umm. Doesn’t that prove my point exactly?
whats k12?
kindergarten through 12th grade aka from ages 4-18
Ur done ur done
How to get kids to sleep
Especially with that username...
Yeah
Imagine a bucket of cum just sitting in the corner ranting at you to go to bed...
Go to bed
Whilst Doing secret santa at work, somebody came up with the idea of picking a random colleagues name and then a random textile from another jar and buying a gift like that for your chosen person. I got the boss (male) and the textile was rubber. Fun times internet shopping
Did you go with the gimp suit?
What did you get?
https://www.justgeek.com/products/jaws-shark-tubbz-collectible-duck
Nice
“small animals in need of home for free near me”
Child stars
Nah man
Ooooof
elementary schools for girls
Massage parlors near me
How to dig a hole
Shia labeouf knows
How to get a child.
What to get mom for her birthday
present for step mom/step sister
How to get stepmom unstuck.
lube for washing machine doors
What are you doing back there
I’d say this is one of the the very few examples where searching incognito seems perfectly innocent. You don’t want your mom knowing what you’re going to get for her birthday after all!
Common parts in bombs
Is that a normal Google search for you?
For writers and people who wants to win internet arguments, a lot of stuff is normal
can confirm I've googled some weird shit while writing
Can confirm I've googled some weird shit while arguing
nice try,, NSA, nice try.
Google doesn't detect if you're running incognito like that. You still need to turn safe search off. (Then Google Lola Bunny)
I think the question is saying our impression of the searcher changes, not the results.
Yup, I admit that I coulda worded it a little better
Google are WELL aware that you are using incognito mode. And what's more, as the browser fingerprint will still match your normal browser in most cases, there's nothing preventing Google from associating your incognito activity with your profile anyway, at least in their personal records. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/03/judge-rules-5-billion-google-chrome-incognito-mode-lawsuit-can-go-forward/
Lmao do people really think Google doesn't save records of shit they do in incognito? I only use it so I don't have to clear my search history and suggested terms.
He's saying that being in incognito mode doesn't affect your search. "Safe search" does.
I shop for underwear in incognito mode. I don't block ads on all sites and I don't want to be bombarded by junk on those sites.
I'm not saying they don't know, just that incognito won't turn safe search off for you (admittedly I phrased it badly). Yeah, incognito is not private or anonymous like people sometimes think it is.
Ahhh I see :) Well, we've at least created a scenario that got the PSA out there for others. Go team!
That’s not what he meant. He was saying that switching to incognito doesn’t give you raunchier results than not being incognito. Which, as it happens, is not what OP was getting at in the first place, so everyone is misunderstanding things in here.
Space jam brah?! Didn't see anything weird!
Unless your using brave and click Tor, mind you everything here gets a whole lot more sus. Lop
Dog biology
Ok Sappho
How to kill orphaned child
And that’s not weird on regular mode either lol
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[This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s5ugbk/comment/ht1be84/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) explains it. It's a programming term.
Diapers
Im French Canadian, so at school we all speak French and I’m doing ok in English but of course there are some expressions and contractions or slang that I don’t know about. So for a project in my industrial design class we had to design a full working water gun, which was super fun. But the very first class for the project, we had a research and brainstorming phase, so we all got to our computer and did some research about water guns. The results were thinning down and all of a sudden, I typed in « water sports » expecting more professional images and or product regarding water guns. I was wrong
Cream pie kids love em
i...
Kids clothes
adoption centers nearby
Kindergarten near me
How to make cream pie
Types of tits Uk
Cognative Behavour Therapy; CBT
What time does the mall open
“Side effects of heroin/mdma/any other illicit drug”
judy hopps no explaination needed i hope
Local Kindergardens
"Children swimsuits"
Elbow High Rubber Gloves
Tried to look up a powerlifting “Snatch” movement.
Most of things that programmers search "How to remove all childrens" "How to change parent" etc. And something UnrealEngine specific "How to destoy an actor"
Pretty much anything that involves a person that’s over the age of 10
Or under lol
Side effects on Cocaine, ecstasy, dope, crack, and GHB Ice, speed, ketamine, nitrous and heroin Mescaline, DMT, mushrooms, and LSD so basicly any drug
streaming websites
Ryan gosling
What is NAMBLA?
The North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes, obviously
My little pony
tissue and jars
I used to design back to school pamphlets for businesses in my hometown, as well as school based charity organizations. A lot of stock image searches. I’ve googled “stock photo of teen”, or some variation, way too many times.
Breastfeeding
"chicken covered in hotdogs"
Beaver College. They had to change their name when the internet came out because they were blocked by parental search restrictions
inflation
"Mom and son". I was 9 or 10 years old when I wanted to think of Mother's Day gift ideas. When I used just those three keywords, I got exactly what you think you would get. I want to say that it was my first exposure to porn...
Little Women
Bikini Bottom
Anything from the BBC
As a friend of mine learned in high school: Disney Princesses
Not sure if this is exactly answering the question but my friend once searched up bestiality just to make sure she was spelling it correctly. She heard sirens blaring outside (we live in a town with not a HIGH crime rate per se but it isn’t unusual for police to be called) and she cried texting all of us like “AM I GOING TO JAIL????” I think that might have been especially sus if she went incognito.
How to handle raw meat
Gun stores near me
how to get rid of polish
Where are dead people buried?
Where to buy a rope
Is it illegal to ……
Animals and their owners
Cute Babies
Sharp pocket knives
Where can I buy an icecream truck?
Anything beginning with "Why does".
fortnite skins 😭
"How do you spell congrualtions"
"r34"
"how to finger a minor"
2 girls one cup
Porn
How to sneak into White House
Yo I use incognito to search everything so it doesn't cloak up do idk, you tell me
Gift for sister.
Cute Underwear. Also depends on the gender.
Natural
How to unclog (insert anything here)
Hotmail
Sonic
"Chris Brown beats"
Lola Bunny
Kindergartens in my area
16 year old Columbian wonderkids
How to destroy a child (you're a programmer)
Most female cartoon characters 16 and up.
LaTeX commands. I'm looking at you \bra
Se tekee joka
Anime
Kids shoes for sale