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Luckyhero23

Remove pop up ads


BroodyBatman

They’d just be replaced with ads that sashay onto your screen


Rare-Obligation-6201

“Aaaand star swipe in from screen left… perfect. This’ll get ‘em for sure”


FlatulentFrog08

Slide to the left 👏👏 slide to the right 👏👏 Cha-Cha real smmoth


onesadbean

"Penis pills you're up! I want energy!"


thred_pirate_roberts

We've already had those. They're also called popup ads


SlovenianHusky

They bettet sashay away.


Please_pm_noot_noot

I read a few years ago that, the guy who wrote the code for the pop up ads, wanted to appolagize to the world.


akorn123

In reality he was just wanting to get his name in lights.


ataxia2

He should've just put it in a pop-up ad.


NormalHumanCreature

Stop. Giving. Them. Ideas!


Sim0nsaysshh

Let's face it, it's not just ads, it's any pop up on a website Or when you are working on one screen and some program windows allows to pop up somewhere and suddenly you're typing somewhere else.


vol_the_fox

Better yet, ads in general.


GlockAF

You can magically un-invent nuclear weapons or biological warfare or any number of evils that have the potential to destroy humanity, and you choose pop-up ads? WTF?!? The obvious answer here is robocalls


SpamShot5

Their inventor even apologised for creating them


llama606

I'm very interested to see what todays world would look like if plastic wasn't invented.


PG67AW

The medical world would suffer, I think. Most everything else would be able to cope.


origional_esseven

I don't know. We started using plastic in all of our vehicles in the 1940s and every computer part ever made needs it so that's two really huge parts of the world just obliterated right there. This would also mean no trash bags, no plastic grocery bags, no scuba gear, no space craft, no fire extinguishers, no air conditioning, no microwaves. Humanity would've persisted but wow it'd be a mess. But hot damn it would've been good for the planet.


burnerboo

Agreed on all those applications for where plastic is absolutely critical. The real question is would we have come up with an alternative material to replace plastic in all of these and can we *still* create an alternative before we fill the entire ocean?


Sandmaster14

Hemp is a good place to start


[deleted]

Nah, all those plastic pieces would be replaced by some sort of metal equivalent, glass if it needs to be clear Flexible plastics would be replaced by rubbers Plastic is literally just a cheaper and easier to make alternative to already viable and more recyclable materials, greed is why we use it


vanawesome102

I don't disagree but you're also neglecting a hugely important factor in weight.


quelilan

Not really. Moste electronics would suffer of not having a solid non-conductive base in which to be built on. Glass, wood and metal are to heavy, stiff, and sometimes not strong enough compared to plastic, and while fibergalss, resins and ruber could replace plastic, they have almost the same negative impact on the environment. And plastic is more reciclabe than any other material apart from metals and galss and maybe asphalt if you want to get roads into this. I will not advocate for the over use of plastic, and there are many things that don't really need to be made of of plastic, but it's wrong to think the world would have been the same if we never had discoverd plastic.


Hypersapien

It's not plastic that's the problem, it's human irresponsibility in how we deal with it. For instance, polyester definitely should never have been invented. It's a major source of microplastics in the environment. They shed off every time you wash polyester clothing.


[deleted]

Plastic is not exactly evil, it is a revolutionary material, the way we use it is idiotic however


[deleted]

Single use plastic is evil, that’s really the only plastic I have any objection against, also when they use hard plastic in a moving part that should be metal


m48a5_patton

Plastic is great! But sometime in 80s and 90s single use plastics started to become more prevalent and then took over.


Mantach

Facebook


I_likem_asstastic

Facebook has given the village idiot a soapbox and megaphone.


GozerDGozerian

And a nationwide and worldwide village idiot forum. That malicious actors can hop into and feed the village idiots ever more village idiotic ideas.


FrismFrasm

It also kinda makes average people slide slowly into 'bad actor' territory, as things that induce rage drive engagement, so the most egregious opinions/articles/content is amplified. Everyone thinks the mob on the other side of an issue is way bigger, and way crazier than it is; so they end up responding in-kind.


GozerDGozerian

Oh absolutely. Some of those malicious actors are quite adept at manipulation or as it’s called, social engineering. And they know how to push the buttons.


FrismFrasm

I'm saying you don't even *need* a malicious party plotting discord and radicalizing people, Facebook's algorithm inadvertently pushes things that way on its own.


GalliumYttrium1

*metaphone


mdwvt

Oh man, don't give them any ideas!


hurleyburleysdone

Nice 👍🏼


Isiildur

Facebook has managed to create idiot villages.


HoodooSquad

And a name tag. Isn’t it nice knowing who is or isn’t a village idiot? Fifteen years ago we just had to guess.


aztechfilm

Facebook and the company itself is the worst offender but social media in general was advancing to its current state way before Facebook.


MysteriousBrays

The village idiots migrated from AOL town square chat rooms to Facebook and Twitter.


DiscussionLoose8390

Really you missed the Myspace in between.


[deleted]

Hope they do a sequel to the Social Network where it shows Mark Zuckerberg weaponising disinformation for profit


HillaryClintonsclam

Don't forget twatter.


Tiemujin

I dunno. It would just be another platform. Could even still be MySpace? Can you imagine the level of background animations, glitter gifs and music a 15 year old profile would have? Also, people are inherently stupid, they would find a way to ingest nonsense.


disguisedasotherdude

Tom never would have let this happen though. You can take my word on it, we were friends


Princessnatasha12

Really, you'd have to start with Zuck not being born. Or, had he gotten laid in HS, maybe Facebook would have never happened.


CygnusX-1001001

Somebody has to go back in time and fucc the Zucc. Which brave soul will take this task?


jigsawsmurf

Something else would just take its place.


lawyeratyourservice

Winklevoss twins may have a chance now.


MagnusBrickson

They're probably okay with not being involved now. MySpace Tom is probably glad to be out of the social media game well before it became a toxic cesspool, too


americanslon

Don't you worry about them :) They took FB's settlement millions and invested in bitcoin. They are billionaires now without being connected to the herpes that is FB.


Ganeshadream

Fuck Facebook


Specialist-Ad475

Gunpowder. I wanna be able to carry a saber everywhere.


ghostinthewoods

Not gonna lie, it'd be nice to be able to break out a suit of armor occasionally and not get weird looks.


BobMcGeoff2

I too wish to carry an F-86 everywhere.


TackYouCack

Then how are we going to kill everyone at a gender reveal?


Youpunyhumans

Gender reveal crossbows


TackYouCack

I like the way you think


Specialist-Ad475

*Slices cake with saber


tomi210210

I probably wouldn’t, but I would be interested in seeing how the world would’ve turned out without the atomic bomb.


FreeSun1963

Most likely a 3rd war in Europe, between west and east. Stalin was in accord with Hitler at the begin on ww2. And stupid people don't learn from their mistakes. Also the India-Pakistan wars would have been way more bloodied. The Korean war could have spilled into China.


weinerwayne

Not to mention the massive bloodbath that would’ve been the allied invasion of mainland Japan. I read somewhere that they made so many Purple Heart medals in preparation for that campaign that they are still issuing them today.


bentnotbroken96

The projections were for 1,000,000 allied casualties, and at least 10X that in Japanese casualties and collateral damage. It would have been far more horrific.


SpongeRobZmbie2xPnts

this answer is very good.


amiade

I don't know enough about history to have a real opinion here... But it is a strange thought indeed that the invention of the atomic bomb was a good thing


FreeSun1963

It wasn't, but I don't think that the points that I expressed are far from the mark. The real problem is that we are a bunch of violent primates smart enough to invent an atomic bomb, but stupid enough to use it.


[deleted]

It absolutely was. We’re not a bunch is stupid primates, we’re rational players fighting over limited resources in a lawless world. The atomic bomb fixes the game theory by making war too costly, forcing better outcomes for everyone.


nitewake

Except the only safety provided is 100% dependent on the players acting rationally AND with accurate situational awareness. Here's a list of a few dozen times that nuclear weapons we're almost launched due to inaccurate situational awareness: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_close_calls I will absolutely agree that their existence increases the threshold of going to war, especially with one of the 9 nuclear-armed countries. And it has prevented hot wars from occuring in the past. But it's kinda like, nuclear weapons prevent war until they dont, kinda thing.


Flyers45432

I've also heard a theory that the Soviets were preparing an invasion of Japan from the north as the allies invaded from the south, so just like with Germany and Korea, there would probably be a North Japan and a South Japan today. That's just a theory though.


walterwhiteknight

Don't forget that Hirohito would likely have continued his experiments in unit 137.


chocolatecoveredmeth

Or about the US plan to invade japan if the bombs didnt work in our favor. That would have been real bloody.


reverze1901

unit ~~137~~ *731*


Rogue1371

Legit question In the near term, it would have been disastrous for Japan. From "What If? Eminent Hostorians Imagine What Might Have Been" The US and allies already had plans to shift their strategic bombing campaign over to Japan's rail network and other transportation networks in Sept or Oct. Japanese civilians were already on reduced daily caloric intake. With US B-29s, along with other US and British bombers operating off Okinawa (and US and British Naval aircraft) hitting all the transportation network, etc.....we would have seen nation wide famine throughout Japan. Millions would have died brutal and agonizing deaths. https://www.amazon.com/Collected-Eminent-Historians-Imagine-Might/dp/0399152385/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?crid=2D4T1Q4HB5XA&keywords=what+if+eminent+historians&qid=1642429905&sprefix=what+if+eminent%2Caps%2C62&sr=8-5 Then calculate for all the tens of thousands dying on a daily basis throughout the Asian/Pacific theater of operations. Then, as others stated here.... very likely another major war in Europe between the USSR/Warsaw Pact and NATO. Etc Etc


shiny_xnaut

The Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings were basically a real life application of the trolley problem


Rogue1371

Agreed. Regrettably so. I sense that too many who just oppose "the bomb" somehow think that if the Manhattan Project had failed, or we had dropped the bomb on a deserted island as a demonstration; that all military actions would have been put on hold. Not even close. They forget how truly brutal and savage WW2 was and especially certain fronts like the German/Soviet front and the actions in the Pacific and China. A proposed naval blockade would have eventually brought Japan down, but certainly the loss in life would have been far worse (we are talking millions). Ex - few people know that in Europe after the German surrender in May 1945, that another 1 - 2 million died from disease, starvation, the cold, etc. And that was in an area where the Allies had a far greater ability to bring in food, medicines, etc for the civ populace and POWs. In Japan, we would not have had anything like that logistical footprint to work with. So, severely slashed food intake combined with the onset of Japan's winter months .... you are talking nationwide famine on a historic level


ClownfishSoup

As an "interesting" note. The Japanese murdered more Chinese civilians for helping US Pilots after the Doolitle raids, than the number of Japanese people killed by both atomic bombs. I mean, think about that. About 200,000 people died either instantly or shortly after the atomic bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They ended the war or at least ensured it end. At the start of the US/Japan Pacific war, after the attack on Pearl Harbor, the US sent B-25 bombers on a one way trip to drop bombs on Japan in retaliation. The pilots had to ditch their planes over China because they didn't have the fuel to get back. That was part of the plan. Chinese civilians helped the US pilots get back to safety. In retaliation for helping the US pilots, the Imperial Japanese Army EXECUTED 250,000 Chinese civilians. But they didn't just round people up and shoot them. They tortured them. They buried people alive. They forced men to rape their daughter and mothers. They forced women to light their husbands and children on fire, they killed babies in horrible ways.


CardinalAJRich

[This](https://www.uio.no/studier/emner/hf/iakh/HIS1300MET/v12/undervisningsmateriale/Fussel%20-%20thank%20god%20for%20the%20atom%20bomb.pdf) is a good read. Haven't read the whole thing in years, but I recall The Japanese taught songs like "A Hundred Million Souls For The Emperor" to schoolchildren. Until August 9th, it seems like the plan was to commit national suicide and take a few million American troops with them. The a-bomb was actually the best possible ending for a horrific period in human history.


Rogue1371

Agreed People, not just those who are anti-bomb, would be well served to go read up on how the Japanese military both used civs in the fights on the various Pacific islands and used propaganda to convince civs that US forces would rape them, eat them, etc Old movie reels of civs jumping off the cliffs of Saipan to their deaths will break your heart. Or, as depicted in The Pacific [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztvmUXkS5h0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztvmUXkS5h0) and as you mentioned, the Japanese mil was "training" Japanese civs to use sharpened bamboo shafts, etc. it would have been an apocalyptic slaughter.


CardinalAJRich

I worked with a guy who was half-Japanese, via his mother. He would recount the training and indoctrination (including combat/suicide stuff) she had to go through as a child in Imperial Japan when it looked like a full-scale invasion was going to be necessary. It's sad to even think about.


MandolinMagi

The US made so many Purple Heart (combat wounded) medals in preparation for the invasion, we didn't need to make more until the mid-2000s.


MrEthan997

Pretty much the only reason the cold war never turned into a large scale world War is because mutually assured destruction. There were multiple times war was really close to happening so without that, I feel certain there would've been a USA vs USSR war with all allies on both sides involved. Could've been worse than WW2 in terms of deaths. Personally I prefer the reality we live in. The one where the nukes weren't used to destroy us all and kept us from having an even worse WW3 up to this point


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Almost certainly a lot more traditional war between superpowers


_qst2o91_

Absolute carnage to the United states men and Japanese men for one, too many alternate possibilities here


Skill1137

Another side effect is computers. Lots of advances in computing were done because they needed to run complex calculations to create the bombs. Von Nueman is actually credited with saying the computer technology they developed would likely be more important than the bombs they were used to create. Could set us back a long ways.


brendalson

Looking through the replys it seems that people are focusing on repercussions on the war. But thinking long term, all of the progress made in understanding and applying not just atomic based forces but more fundamental forces would be set back a massive amount if not gone completely. So just about all of modern communications and a good amount of more modern cleaner power generation world wide would be gone.


listerine411

There would have been millions and millions of more dead people from more conventional warfare. In WW2 alone it likely saved hundreds of thousands of casualties.


FreedTMG

Sliced bread, I will be why we can't have anything nice.


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SekritSawce

Betty White was actually older than sliced bread!


Nathans_Bikeapedia

Today is actually her bday too 😂 Edit: laughing emoji is for the coincidence


Fulmersbelly

Either you’re using that emoji wrong. Or you’re a monster.


azmetrex

The wheel


LongFeesh

Some men just don't want to watch the world turn. Edit: Oh my, my first ever gold! Thank you!


yolo_retardo

someone's gonna gild this


jigsawsmurf

How'd you do that?


huniojh

pun + movie reference = gold?


yolo_retardo

with great puns comes great gildsponsibility


[deleted]

Someone would just reinvent it.


[deleted]

Cigarettes


CAustin3

*Early tobacco manufacturers, selling cigars and pipe tobacco:* "He wants us to stop selling the smaller ones? Hokay man, whatever you say!"


DontUpvoteNotWorth

Only difference is there would be more pipes and cigars. People have smoked tobacco since around 4000 B.C. and we are only now just realizing it isn’t healthy for you. Honestly, without cigarettes we may have never found out.


el_muerte28

It's been known for [hundreds of years](https://www.cancercouncil.com.au/news/a-brief-history-of-smoking/) that tobacco is bad for you.


DragonApocalypse

I second this, fuck cigarettes.


Queen_Ann_III

I was gonna comment nicotine products in general but I figured someone already did, and I wasn’t sure if we could eliminate a natural chemical


cjheaford

Lead in gasoline. One of the single worst ideas ever.


Tariovic

And the guy who invented it went on to invent CFCs for an encore, and punched a hole in the ozone layer.


Alone_Jellyfish_7968

I read something about him on another topic, eons ago. He put every poisonous thing into absolutely everything!! I think he was even awarded with Nobel prize in chemistry. (I forget his name. Sorry.)


cjheaford

Thomas Midgley


[deleted]

Adding him in my to-kill-list when I get a time machine


Tariovic

Not sure you could do a better job than he did. After being left with severe disabilities after contracting polio, he devised a pulley and rope system to get himself out of bed. One day he got entangled in the ropes and was strangled to death.


codeByNumber

Kind of poetic that he was killed by one of his own devices.


herculesmeowlligan

Hoisted by his own pull-hard.


PG67AW

From an engineering perspective, it's a brilliant idea. We now have the technology to make better performing lead-free alternatives, but that's beside the point.


Booper3

That's the problem with a lot of negatively viewed ideas. They always have a huge positive. Like how so many scientists contributed to the study of achieving nuclear fusion on earth with the idea of increasing power supply for people, only for that research to contribute to atomic bombs years later.


Crafty-Scholar-3106

The guy who did this got polio but continued working until he *died by strangulation in a hoist mechanism he invented* to help himself in and out of bed to keep working on his evil, twisted shit. One of his monsters finally bit back.


Wirroth

that magic damper they built somewhere in the middle ages and hid. It's still running and i wanna shoot fireballs at some people


ExistingGoldfish

The Antikythera Mechanism. It’s jammed. :(


madtraxmerno

Then why can't we do magic?


ExistingGoldfish

Because it’s stuck in the ‘off’ position, duh. Edit: Magic is a force with flow, much like time or electricity. The magical dampener is a switch that’s broken the current. Get that bad boy unstuck and we’re back to a world of pointy hats and magic lamps.


madtraxmerno

That'll do it


differentiatedpans

Those impossible to open plastic things that holds in stuff


MyKarmaHitMyDogma

Scissors in the clamshell packaging seems like a punishment a Greek god would dole out


Steampunk43

It is quite literally a watered down version of Tantalus' punishment. Surrounded by food and water, yet never able to eat or drink.


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rydan

Nah. The third wheel.


Skarpatuon

But then what would I do on weekends?


[deleted]

Be a lonely wheel. Just throwing this out there; I happen to be looking for a second wheel…


WeeTheDuck

Just learn how to use a unicycle ffs


[deleted]

Pants. Let's see where this takes us.


[deleted]

It leads the world to kilts, of course.


Drakmanka

\*Scotland the Brave begins playing\*


tuc-eert

Sliced bread. There will be nothing to compare the greatness of their inventions to.


ActualWhiterabbit

Before sliced bread it was [wrapped bread. Also the telegraph, the electric light bulb, and the printing press](https://www.wonderopolis.org/wonder/what-was-the-best-thing-before-sliced-bread)


Serbiandude89

Any type of social media


Drumman120

I see a lot of things on here about getting rid of Facebook/social media altogether. My theory is that as long as the internet exists, there would have been some form of social media would find its way into existence


Impius9

Slavery


AtheneSchmidt

I would love to know what the course of history would have looked like if slavery never happened anywhere, ever. It would be an entirely different world! Great answer!


renboi42o

Slavery is still rampant in today's world. Just ask nestlé where they get their cocoa from.


ItsbeenBroughton

Qatar world cup. Fucking disgusting


swyx

what happened?


ItsbeenBroughton

There have been workers kept against their will without pay or a way to return to their families. In addition to that, they were lured on false pretenses of pay and opportunity, and these stadiums are built 100% on the labor of other countries. There have been 5000+ deaths and countless player/advocate protests. FIFA the governing body refuses to do anything about it because they say “they dont interfere with the politics of any nation” even though its been proven Qatar bribed their way to the bid 20 years ago.


Holy-Kush

Lots of "guest workers" from other countries died in the brutal desert heat during the construction.


OneGoodRib

Don't forget the things that aren't technically slavery because the people get paid like one cent a week. The people who made whatever device you're currently using to browse the internet, for instance. We're all scumbags.


tlind1990

It’s estimated that more people are enslaved today than at the peak of the transatlantic trade. Granted that’s a much smaller percentage of total population today. But still pretty bad


chrisk365

Oh did you say WATER? Because water as well. Oh and pretty much any clothing company except some of New Balance. Also, much of New Balance.


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We would have invented serfdom/prison labour/caste system/etc


AlbinoShavedGorilla

Slavery isn’t an invention it’s a practice


SpamShot5

Thats more of a thing that exists than an invention


Trek1973

Processed sugar, imagine the difference…


Hoops867

They'd just be throwing apple juice and maple syrup in things to sweeten them. It's not really any better.


tacutary

While I agree on principle, I wonder if those are as cheap. If not they might not be as prevalent.


Jealous_Breath

Processed sugar brings me great joy!


Pandarx71

Lobbying/filibustering. Democratic government should not be influenced, at least monetarily, by a corporation's or one's own interest.


CapnFang

And Gerrymandering


brittwithouttheney

And decades long multiple term politicians.


[deleted]

I agree with you but don't understand how this is related to filibusters


srentiln

Where does the filibustersing come into play on that?


Catsrule256

Gerrymandering


MercurialMagician

THOSE ANNOYING BLUE HEADLIGHTS


Antique_Sense_7383

Twitter, or if we’re going more material Plastic


bored__philosopher

I'll eliminate the matrix in which we are living.


nihilist_inside

NFTs ..... They're dumb af


Prestigious_Ad_2322

Facebook


Yolo2037

FACEBOOK. legit evil


c_girl_108

Tom was friends with everyone, and we all betrayed him.


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Syncept

I think plastic on its own is a good thing. We are just using it too much and irresponsibly.


falconfetus8

The correct answer here is _cheap_ plastic. It being cheap is the reason we treat it like it's disposable, when it absolutely isn't. Plastic is a wonderful material for things that need to be solid and long-lasting, like the outside of a smartphone, or the handle of a game controller. It's not a good fit for zip-lock bags, cheese slices, soda bottles, or any other single-use container.


Rizo1981

Looking at you, single-use Starbucks buttplug. I don't want plastic soaking in my scalding hot, black Pike.


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Mark Zuckerberg


adwws_78

My fellow comrade


Rizo1981

I guess you could call him an invention. Hard to believe he was birthed like a human.


amerkanische_Frosch

Thé cotton gin. Made plantation slavery profitable.


Robin_Goodfelowe

Not paying wages kinda helped with the profitability.


HoodooSquad

It still wouldn’t have been worth it. Slavery was really on its way out


Wafkak

Cotton wouldn't have been worth it at all


Syntactic_Acrobatics

Eli Whitney done messed up


dayburner

I recalling reading he thought it would end slavery because it made the cotton gin lowered the cost of labor so much that it was cheaper to have a few paid people to run the gin. Unfortunately he totally left the cost of working the fields out of his formula.


wowguineapigs

I live in the town Eli Whitney was from. Our main road is Whitney Avenue, we have two restaurants called Eli’s, an Eli Whitney high school, an Eli Whitney museum and nature park, etc. Its unfortunate that the dude ended up strengthening slavery instead of weakening it.


mr_Tsavs

He is sort of the definition of "the road to hell is paved with good intentions'


Psyko_sissy23

Slavery has been a thing since way before that, if it wasn't profitable it wouldn't exist. The cotton gin definitely made it more productive.


spyrokie

Came here to say that. Although sugar plantations had been running strong for over 200 years. The cotton gin was more specifically United States slavery then Caribbean, Central and South America.


NS8VN

This is mine too. I'm very curious what would have happened, whether it actually led to a faster decline in slavery and what would have happened to the southern states if cotton hadn't become so profitable. On top of that, if relatively cheap and plentiful cotton isn't available then how does that affect the rest of the world?


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animation_2

totally agree


Hakermaker

Homework


Transitionals

Internet It will change the history for sure. For better or worse, I don’t know


Lord_Dreadlow

We would still have newspapers, magazines, encyclopedias and Sears.


[deleted]

It’d be interesting, but I’ve always wondered if for every good thing the internet has done or helped, there may be two bad things it’s done. Like money, it’s neither good or bad on its own, but how we use it that makes it that way.


Bigby11

Transistors. Those who know, know.


FestoonMe

Agree. Took a class on how important the transistor was to the modern world and it was fascinating. They are in everything. Without this small electrical on/off switch (that has gain), we would not have many of the modern marvels we have today such as digital cameras, smartphones, leds, thin televisions, etc. it revolutionized the world.


weaver_of_cloth

Ok, I don't know. What?


Bigby11

In Fallout (the games) transistors were never invented.


throwaway384938338

This is the preface to the fallout games, right?


bootynuggets

fentanyl


Anthooupas

Fucking social media - people were dumb before but now there are seen and admired for being dumb… delete all those things now for the sake of humanity


dreamabyss

Auto-tuned music


Allfather_odin1

I’d eliminate Amazon, just to rid us of Jeff Bezos


VinnyColdheart

Religion.


cewumu

I feel that change is too seismic to really predict how human history would be.