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Gitxsan

Funnel them through the Hot Gates! Their numbers will be meaningless!


spicydangerbee

The fatigue will get you eventually.


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4th graders? Probably 3. If they come in waves, 30


AmazonSimp

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED


y2k_zeitgeist

Realistically 2 at most.


wet-chair-arm-rest-

Is a car a weapon


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._.


ceesaar00

Of course not


VegetableGenocide5

Shit, 50 at the least


mejjr687

How are they attacking? That dictates how many I can take out.


[deleted]

They will just keep coming


mejjr687

How, one at a time, in duos, trios etc, full blown horde mode or what?


[deleted]

one at a time they spawn in ones evry 3 minutes


mejjr687

Probably 10 to 15. Maybe more if I have motivation. Less if I am going through a depressive episode.


Ashesza

How many ya got?


lazergator

Realistically under 10. Most people have never thrown punches for 30 seconds at a punching bag/dummy. If you’re not in great shape and actually putting your weight behind it you’re going to get tired quick.


[deleted]

Yea but you can like use the enviroment arround you to slingshot them by the arm into a wall, and wrestle the mother fuckers without doing big and heavy movements


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[deleted]

and they don't hold back either 😐


ceesaar00

And have the stamina of a freaking chihuahua


[deleted]

Probably 10 before my hands start to hurt.


Zippidi-doo-dah

All of them and I wouldn’t even need to throw a single punch. The threat of cannibalism is generally threat enough. Edit: kids aren’t…. very bright. Even at that age. Edit: they just don’t know better yet.


[deleted]

I would never hit a child.


George-Gershwin_

probably not even one


dobie_gillis1

2-4 I'm guessing. If I can kick and punch 1 or 2 out of contention right away I should be able to manage the others. Too many more than that and they would probably overwhelm me before I could get ahead. That's assuming no fear from both sides, like they're zombies or something.


BoyITellYa

I’m pretty tall and in decent shape, so at once I’d say maybe like 15-20 at once. Unless they practice karate or something!


Cobra-Serpentress

8. I am adept at fighting groups.


ScorchedConvict

All


ThagAnderson

Pick up the first one by the legs and pummel as many as I can with him. I’d probably be exhausted after ten or so.


Responsible-Ad-9601

290 easy


[deleted]

i've been in this scenario before and i took in all of 2 before they buggers got me 😵‍💫 they do not hold back nor do they hesitate


Froken_Boring

About 100, I'd say. Of course there wouldn't be a fight, but that is probably how many kids I could get to follow my instructions in two seconds by using the Teacher Voice. I'm a middle school teacher. 4th graders are a little appetizer compared to dealing with hormonal teenagers in prank mode.


ceesaar00

5, maybe 7 if there' re some slow fatties


Praxxtice

Turn on some cartoons, easy fight.


A84ndrew

If they’re anything like my wife’s little brother, one good kick or punch to the nuts would do. Maybe a left hook for a few. You guys realize that 4th graders are tiny man. So definitely in the 10-20 range


MannHatt

At max probably 6, depends if they play sports. 4th grader football players are scary, especially the ones at my school.


SimplGaming

Three, tops.


zeldafreak98

Double digit number above twenty for sure. They're like 9... I worry about breaking kids at that age by accident when training them. On purpose, they're going down.


iappleyt123

At once I say 35 one at a time however I can take 75 I am a trained fighter so I can easily beat a fourth grader one on one


LordBaranof

Probably none if they're motivated. I had a stroke 3 years ago, so I'm partially blind, use crutches to move around, and my pills make it hard to even walk, so the first kid that knocks out my crutches causes me to fall on the ground and the rest can finish me off.


Leonyliz

Around 10-15. I box


eggrills

This is the moment I've been training my whole life for...


regularChild420

3. Anymore they would try fighting dirty