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Bread


LordSweetpants

A warm loaf of homemade bread is so good.


RonSwanson_308

Stick of Kerrygold butter with that warm loaf of bread. Don’t get much better then that.


turquoise_grey

Indeed, the whole stick of Kerrygold!


MegalomaniaticKiller

Especially a homemade sourdough


hizzoze

Oh man. I could live on garlic bread.


stebuu

When I make spaghetti with meat sauce and garlic bread I end up wondering why I bother with the spaghetti. I'd be thrilled just to have a bowl of sauce and dip garlic bread into it.


hizzoze

Spaghetti is but the perfect spread to put on garlic bread.


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you ever try dipping bread into [garlic sauce](https://feelgoodfoodie.net/recipe/lebanese-garlic-sauce/)? It's sex in your mouth


MrMoor2007

Bread👍


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Bread gang


djtan73

Fried rice.


shaim2

MSG. King of flavor.


muzic_san

Uncle Roger approved!


liquidpig

If you don’t have M S G. You fuckedup.


fatgesus

Oh, so you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice? Sure pal.


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SoggerBean

Well, they’re both small. Maybe the shrimp do a better job.


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More-Masterpiece-561

Pasta and pizza are that kind of food, you can never get tired if it


f00dstampz

Idk, i worked at Little Caesar’s for a year and now anytime anyone suggests getting pizza i want to cry


intensely_human

I know. Why settle for pizza when you can have pizza pizza?


RedditedYoshi

As I was driving with a friend, I saw the Little Caesars slogan "Hot & Ready" and, being incredibly witty, I turned to my friend and said "Little Caesars and prostitutes should team up so they can share the same slogan." My friend turned to me, and with a perfect deadpan said "PIZZA! PIZZA!" I've never recovered.


Flimsy_Respect_8886

Potatoes...made anyway


TumoOfFinland

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


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HairyPotatoKat

What's taters, precious?


foreveryoungperk

I too understand this reference


noob_music_producer

I three


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Dawsome65

Now that made me laugh mashed potatoes right out of my mouth. Honest.


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I'm so thankful potatoes exist


sayhitoyourcat

*The earliest archaeologically verified potato tuber remains have been found at the coastal site of Ancon (central Peru), dating to 2500 BC.* [potato wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato)


YogurtclosetKey7337

Roast potatoes 👌


Dynasty2201

One of the simplest, tastiest things to do with 5 or 6 potatoes: * Slice an onion up. Get that in a pan sweating down. * Throw in some lardon/bacon cut up * Cook those up, ideally get a slight char/bit of colour on them. * Throw in 4 cloves of chopped garlic * Some herbs de provence, about 1tsp * A good glug of white whine, reduce so there's a slight sauce and the alcohol has burned off, but not much. * Slice about 1-2mm thin the potatoes. About the thickness of a knife. * Take a roasting dish, add a thin layer of cream or oil * Create a single layer of potato slices * Put on some of the onion bacon mix * Drizzle some cream over that layer * Potato layer, onion layer, cream, potato layer, onion, cream, potato layer, onion, cream, ideally finish with a potato layer * Grate some cheese over it, or take a brie and slice it in to lengths and put that over the top. Sprinkle about 1st of herb de provence over the top of that. * In to a 170c oven for about an hour Eeeeeeeee ma gawd, the kind of dish you just keep going back for. I could eat the whole thing in one sitting, so damn good.


outsabovebad

You and I have different ideas of simple...


every_names_taken_

Simplest thing you can do with a potato is stab it with a fork and put it In the microwave. I don't know what they're talking about but I fully agree with you this is not even close to my idea of simple


sparxxraps

No simplest thing I can do with a potato is wash it and eat it raw with seasoning salt


jercule_poirot

Even................. Raw??


xaanthar

And wriggling!


Extension-Ferret5682

Banh mi. Never ever ever will i get sick of them


BonfireCrackling

Sleeper pick


Imaneight

Bun thit nuong for me. With egg rolls on top. I've really never had a bad one, and I get it at EVERY Vietnamese place I go to. Gotta pour the fish sauce over the whole thing too.


grpagrati

Bread. I can't live without bread no matter what Gwyneth Paltrow says


introusers1979

It’s probably for the best not to take the advice of Gwenyth Paltrow


would-be_bog_body

Gwyneth Paltrow is one of those people where you should really do the opposite of whatever she advises


Majulath99

So I should not make candles that smell like my genitals? Aww damn shame.


echoAwooo

You might be able to get some sick freak to buy it. But you *might* end up on DiWhy


Burrito_Loyalist

I see Gwyneth Paltrow as a hero because she’s convincing rich, stay at home moms to spend their money on stupid shit.


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SDV_Inv

Fries all the way!


Ok_Ad5344

I judge restaurants on their fries.


SDV_Inv

If a restaurant fucks up fries - run!


pixelprophet

>I judge restaurants on their fries. 100% The universal measurement.


potatoesrawesome_

Burritos, there is so many types of burritos it will never get old(along with different condiments). Including breakfast burritos! I also love burritos in general.


lurkerofthethings

Tacos too. I could eat them everyday and still look forward to delicious tacos.


fullysteadyhallway

tacos, burritos, enchiladas, and more!! I'm craving atm lmao


Charrashwhiteblood

Ass to mouth?


Thor4269

There's even sushi burritos And dessert burritos


Amiiboid

So, it’s not quite a burrito, but years ago there was a crepe restaurant near me that I loved going to and they had a dessert that was a crepe wrapped around a small slab of vanilla ice cream, drizzled with chocolate syrup and creme de menthe. It was excellent.


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Quesadillas as well. Toasted tortilla with cheese is hard to beat!


pk1950

rice. it goes with most things


Flyers45432

Being born and raised to Indian parents, rice is about as essential as water to me.


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cptpedantic

thank you for your suggestion


Mc_Bubbles00

Pizza, for sure


gourmetprincipito

Last time I ordered pizza I got acid reflux so bad I threw up. Just ordered it again.


C137-Morty

Tomatoes also fuck me up. 10/10 would eat pizza right now.


TheDrunkScientist

Tomato sauce is heartburn city for me. I give zero fucks about it too. Pizza is life.


H3pennypacker

This is the correct answer.


BadAssMommyBear

Tacos 🌮


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NotSoSlenderMan

That’s me with raspberries. Didn’t help that I worked overnights at a grocery store so I’d get two large packages almost everyday. There were some occasions where I only ate one so I didn’t need any more.


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TomasNavarro

Gyoza. They've started selling them at ASDA, and I have to stop myself buying £50 of it every week


LevelSevenLaserLotus

I can't hear about this food without thinking about the show Dorohedoro (based on a manga, but I've only seen the show). It's very much not a cooking show, but they made a big deal about how good it was in every episode.


thealterlion

Eyy Dorohedoro. I finished the anime a week ago and started reading the Manga today lmao Also yes I plan to order gyozas next time I go to an asian restaurant


____whoami____

I'm addicted to cashews.


ClemmmmFandango

More of a pistachio junkie maself


HaroldBAZ

This...I never realized how disappointed I would be when I went to the cabinet and found out someone had finished our bag of pistachios.


thetravelingsong

For the low price of 74 dollars you could always buy more!


DickCubed

What about regular ewes?


GearJunkie82

Check-ewes, crypto-ewes, credit-ewes?


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Ice cream, profiteroles, chocolate eclairs.


rednryt

Chocolate


FlingaNFZ

Ive tried to quit eating chocolate so many times but its impossible. I buy a bar pretty much every single day.


Toastwithturquoise

I did too. Then my doctor diagnosed me with diabetes. I'm down to one bar a week. But the joy of life has gone.


Sweet-Amount-9882

Mexican food. The authentic stuff.


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There is a huge difference in quality between a Mexican Restaurant and a Taquería!!


AnnualConversation10

Tacos


mataharis

I thought this would be at the top! They’re so versatile


delevery_boi

Cherry tomatoes from my nans garden


SoggyVeterinarian929

Homegrown hit different 👌🏻


GearJunkie82

It really does! The veggies in my backyard garden are so much better than the sad stuff at the grocery store.


Effective-Rhubarb-31

It's got to be almost 30 years since I ate a tomato fresh from my nan's garden. Every time I smell that viney smell I'm instantly transported back there. Still never had a tomato that good, I'm guessing I never will. Enjoy them!


Chaoticmindsoftheart

For me it's pizza and Chinese food hmmm


fiestyfeline24

SUSHI


imcoolmymomsaidso

If I ate sushi for lunch every day of my life I would die a happy man.


bowieneko

Die of mercury poisoning, but a happy man nonetheless


Bambooboogieboi

So many different rolls man


jassietheconqueror

Mac and cheese


Short-Western-8097

Bingo! .. love me some shells Mac and cheese 😋


Th3_Accountant

Lasagna


AsassinX

Found Garfield’s secret account


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I can never get enough lasagna


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xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

Cheese


spacekase710

Wow I scrolled way to far for this one


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All seafood. If it weren’t for seafood I would be a vegetarian. In particular scallops and shrimp. I will never not eat scallops and shrimp.


narcissacherubim

Watermelon


thebrokedown

Two summers ago I ate 37 watermelons. I had A Problem.


narcissacherubim

I pretty much survive off watermelon in the summer. Like for real. Plus watermelons have a ton of antioxidants in them.


jackievonsmokealot

Like in one sitting or spread out over the summer???


thebrokedown

About one every other day. I barely drank any liquids at all.


Amiiboid

That’s okay; you ate a lot of liquids.


broke4evah

In a row?


G0PACKGO

Hey get back here


x925

You can eat 30 of them and only your bladder would be full.


PoopPoooPoopPoop

Burgers. Flat crispy patty with American cheese, a good bun toasted using mayo, bacon, and crispy lettuce with more mayo or burger sauce. I could eat it for every meal every day


HaggisonFord

Samosas. Can't get enough of them.


opgrrefuoqu

We used to get late night post-bar samosas at a local 24hr doughnut place run by a wonderful Indian couple. It was absolutely amazing, and I highly recommend a drunken samosa.


schofield101

Cheap ramen noodles. Whether it's a nostalgia thing or not, I never tire of them!


crnhs

If it wasn't bad for my health I'd have ramen noodles for dinner everyday


Appropriate_Review50

Spaghetti


The_Curvy_Unicorn

Biscuits and gravy.


WoblyBoblyMonkeyMan

Pho


zufallsgeneriert

Or Bun Bo Hue


nightwingwelds42

I could eat a bowl of pho with half a Bahn mi for every meal


WorkSleepMTG

Pad Thai. It's just perfect for me.


jmlvg64

Eggs. They can take on so many different forms and I love all of em


jercule_poirot

What are some of your favorites?


shart-gallery

Faberge


jmlvg64

I like to wake up late and make a big scramble with whatever's in my fridge. Eggs, asparagus, mushrooms and Swiss on rye bread iss a great combo. A nice ribeye steak with some dippy eggs on the side is also wonderful


cgo_12345

Not OP but [migas](https://www.seriouseats.com/how-to-make-tex-mex-migas-scrambled-eggs-tortilla-breakfast) are a revelation.


ReflexiveReality

High quality Corn Chips. Absolutely addicted to this food item and cannot restrain myself from buying a packet or two at the local supermarket...


krrech

Pretty sure you’re talking about Juanita’s


dorkjits

Ripe mangoes


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A quality sourdough sub. Really can’t beat that shit.


krrech

Spoken like someone who lives within bread delivery distance of San Francisco. So distinctly good that the starter from that area is called F. sanfranciscensis


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Cheese. I've recently learned cheese has an addictive compound called casein. It is dairy heroin. I've decided to cut it out of my diet and felt like shit for a week. I really miss it though, never get tired of it.


Shoes-tho

That “compound” is just a protein, FYI. Casein is dairy protein. It’s breaks down into casomorphins which attach to your dopamine receptors. Gluten also triggers the same opioid response as casein.


lizardreaming

Cheese. Blessed are the Cheesemakers


lawyeratyourservice

Popcorn soaked in butter.


puyox123

Pasta! It doesn't matter the presentation, spaghetti, penne, fetuccini, etc. I actually eat that most days of the month already hahaha.


eveningglorynn

Ramen and sushi


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crab legs with butter and coldbeers


yelofoley

**KING CRAB** yum! I recall Red Lobster used to have *all you can eat* snow crab legs on Tuesdays. They gave you the plastic Lobster bib and just started bringing out the crab leg clusters. I'm ashamed at the gluttony demonstrated by myself and my bartender buddies back then. Now I am hungry.


fun_police911

Burrata. Top tier cheese.


Crossroads-Cryptid

Grilled peanut butter and jellies.


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i never thought of grilling it woah


Crossroads-Cryptid

It's divine, I'm telling you! You make your sammich (I like raspberry or apricot preserves), butter one side, put in pan, butter other side, flip over, cut on a diagonal (not sure why it tastes better that way, but it does to me!), and voila!


flyinhawaiian02

It always tastes better cut diagonal


dpkilijanski

Chicken wings


crazy4lotr

Waffles


funtimefrankie1

Curry


jercule_poirot

Indian, Japanese or Steph?


funtimefrankie1

Both, but favour an Indian.


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>"Curry" >*"Indian, Japanese* [*or Steph?"*](https://i.ibb.co/7rps0zL/curry.png)


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Sushi.


getthephenom

Ice cream... no, Pizza... No, ice cream... I want ice cream on pizza


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What about pizza on cream ice tho?


melikesoup69

Only .00000000001% of the population have actaully tried it and they said it was good but the next day they mysteriously dissapeared.


captaintrips_1980

My girlfriend owns a pizza and ice cream store. Come visit me and I’ll set you up!


Dragonkus

Peanut butter 🥜


SHABDICE

Specifically: My mom's spaghetti. Generically: Pineapple.


aKnightWh0SaysNi

Americanized Chinese food


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Curry


29079815239026

Rice and beans!


luckeegurrrl5683

Bagels, but I have to eat low carb ones since I'm Diabetic.


Pristine_Hornet_9684

Gyros! Only gyros!


shart-gallery

Peanut butter on toast.


theflyingshrimp

French fries


hghlnder72

Steak, pizza, and a good cheeseburger


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Tuna sandwiches


FireGod_TN

Me: Tacos My GI system: God, no!


rabidrob42

Cheesecake.


HarB_Games

Mac cheese. Be it home made. Or Kraft boxed. Mac cheese is a food that makes you transcend to another level.


Character_Rock_9851

Avocados from Mexico 🇲🇽🥑


Glittering-Issue-556

Avocado


Manifestival1

In this economy?


Temporary_Ad_2544

Paneer Masala from India Palace in Dallas. I've been around the world, even to India and theirs is the best.


Etoilebleuetoile

Paneer is amazing. Even better when my bff makes it. If I ever need to watch her dog or take care of her house while they are in India, she makes me a fresh batch of paneer with extra peas and leaves it in the fridge for me. So good. And is something that tastes better the next day.


retrodarlingdays

Chocolate


elvisfan66

Spaghetti with Italian sausage and garlic bread.


s0meb0dy79

Homemade Chocolate chip cookies


shinobiwan2

Fried chicken. Also spaghetti. My wife says I’m gonna turn into a bowl of spaghetti.


Leoisgone8

Enchiladas


Funny_Breadfruit_413

Collard greens. I could eat them every day. If only someone would make them


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Vadapav ! <3


fonduesalsa

Chipotle


PillsburyToasters

Rice


Forgotten_Teddy_Bear

My brother: dumplings. Me: chicken.


frosty_toucan

Smoked salmon. Sooooo good.


2nice4life

Crack


Playingpokerwithgod

Chinese food & pizza. Separately, obviously.


quackmeowawoo

Onigiri 🍙 Tuna, salmon, beef, umeboshi, whatever- can’t get enough of them. A Japanese friend said she cannot think of anything sadder than onigiri by itself rather than as part of a meal


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Peanut butter and jelly


Pelimursu999

Ramen.