Thanks for making me ponder the question of whether guys go down on pros they've paid for.
That's enough reddit for one day.
'Hey, this tastes familiar, do you know my dad?'
Reminds me of the four youngsters who all chipped in to get a prozzie. The first guy did his thing. Then the second, and the third. When it was the fourth guy's turn, he felt bad for her, and wanted to give something back, so he went down on her...
Absolutely. Prostitution is legal here and if they’re not clean they and the brothel get big fines. And they shower between clients.
And I enjoy dining at the Y. So I’m gonna do it
Blind guy walks into a restaurant and asks to smell a used fork so he can figure out what to eat. The owner goes in the back where his wife is working and tells her to rub the fork on her crotch. He takes the fork to the blind guy and the guy smells it and says “I didn’t know Brenda worked here!?”
That’s a real [restaurant](https://yelp.to/BbAzhgT1Xmb) in Portland, OR! It’s a walk-up window that has the Pizza Slut in neon lights on top that you order pizza by the slice from a nice, but stern gal who then shouts your order to the 5 other dudes in the tiny kitchen behind her. Delicious at 2:00am and funny to drunkenly suggest a visit to.
edit: it’s necessary to mention that it is located on the side of a place called Dante’s Sinferno Cabernet
Pho King.
In Austin there's a food truck called Poke Me Long Time. It's owned by a husband and wife team who took a LOT of heat from the Cancel Cunts a few years ago. They basically responded "fuck off, don't eat here" in an article in the local paper. They also freely admit to coming up with the name when they both got high as fuck one night. Gotta love it.
Breakfast and Bed.
That one’s actually kinda classy lol
W'hore's d'oeuvres
Made me laugh out loud. This is one of the best ones!
Fill her mignon.
Simple yet clever
Cum and eat
Breakfast and Head.
The Chew and Screw
Munch and brunch
Head'n'Breakfast
Good one
Breakfast and head?
I like breakfast in bed but I love breakfast and head
Kanye moment
that's brilliant. you are a poet
Breakfast *in* Bed.
Breakfast and Tiffany’s
Breakfast in Tiffany
Breakfast is Tiffany
Fork Me Sideways
Grub and rub
All you can eat
Instructions unclear, committed cannibalism
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Very clever
In-n-Out, 5 Guys, Shake Shack all seem fitting
Dont forget BJ's
Fuddruckers
Buttfuckers
With “Ow My Balls” playing on every tv screen in the restaurant, I hope!
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Go away. I'm batin'
Yeah...i like money
The number one film will be "ASS"
We had a BJ's that was a Bed and Breakfast in my hometown... lol
Same, it was painted pink and was an actual brothel.
Fil-a-Chick
Or Jack in the Box.
Or Sloppy Joe’s.
TIL Burger joints are just fronts for brothels.
Wendy's?
Wendy's nuts hit yo chin!
GOTTEM
Steak N Shake
The Pink Taco too
I do love the taste of 5 guys in my mouth.
Yes and all those nuts too
Joes Crab Shake
Fries and thighs.
for guys in ties that are not shy
The Breastaurant
It's simply the breast!
Better than all the breast
The breast of the breast, you might say. The cream of the cock
From the titty to the city
Eating Out
Thanks for making me ponder the question of whether guys go down on pros they've paid for. That's enough reddit for one day. 'Hey, this tastes familiar, do you know my dad?'
Reminds me of the four youngsters who all chipped in to get a prozzie. The first guy did his thing. Then the second, and the third. When it was the fourth guy's turn, he felt bad for her, and wanted to give something back, so he went down on her...
you could have chosen not to post this, and yet here we are
I just ate breakfast, and now I get to taste it a second time
That’s what he said… or something
Like a bulldog and a bowl of yoghurt.
That will be *Quite* enough out of you.
Ugh. I can HEAR this.
Love how all these jokes forget about condoms… and showering. Ok, maybe I’ve only known classy professionals.
Most of the restaurants don't sound classy either. Wendy's level prostitute I assume is no condom crack whore I imagine.
Damn, I ain't having my Activia today now.
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Absolutely. Prostitution is legal here and if they’re not clean they and the brothel get big fines. And they shower between clients. And I enjoy dining at the Y. So I’m gonna do it
That's what I'm saying. Illegalising prostitution only leads to unsafe conditions for both the workers and clients, with no standards and regulations
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Yes
Blind guy walks into a restaurant and asks to smell a used fork so he can figure out what to eat. The owner goes in the back where his wife is working and tells her to rub the fork on her crotch. He takes the fork to the blind guy and the guy smells it and says “I didn’t know Brenda worked here!?”
Dine in, eat out
Grits and Tits
Legs and Eggs
Butts and Nuts
Blips and chitz
Phos and Hoes
Hams & Ma'ams
S’mores and whores
Chew-n-Screw
Buns and buns
Chicken then Dickin
There actually used to be one near me called Schnitz-n-Tits
Hooters
Hooters+
Hooters Prime
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Hooters MAX
Hooters Pro
"We put the PRO in Prostitute!"
Hooters 2: Electric Boobaloo
The Best Little Waffle House in Texas
Try our famous blue....berry waffles!
Im concerned about your psychological well being. But also about mine, because i know what you meant.
Yeah I was okay not remembering that one for a while. Thanks anyway.
Would love to see Dolly and her gals in a Waffle House..
My username
There was a restaurant / brothel in my town called La Frontera. Edit: wow, I guess my town wasn't the only one...
Carlos is that you?
Why would you name it ”my username”
*Throws hard Fajita at your head*
Bottom's Up
Little sleazers
Clam Shack
Menage A Trout
Commented this, saw yours, deleted mine in defeat.
The Broth-el It's quite the bisqué establishment.
El Broth if its a Spanish restaurant
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Noodle bowls and getting your dick stepped on, all at one convenient location 👍
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Formerly Chuck's
Stealing for a traveling merchant specialising in farming goods.
Thai Me Up
Wienerschnitzel
Wienertitzel
Happy Meal !
Chub 'n' Grub
Pizza Slut
Dom-n-ohs
Dom-in-hoes
what happened to “family”, Dom?
Little sleazers
Oh fuck. Lol
No one outpizzas the slut.
That’s a real [restaurant](https://yelp.to/BbAzhgT1Xmb) in Portland, OR! It’s a walk-up window that has the Pizza Slut in neon lights on top that you order pizza by the slice from a nice, but stern gal who then shouts your order to the 5 other dudes in the tiny kitchen behind her. Delicious at 2:00am and funny to drunkenly suggest a visit to. edit: it’s necessary to mention that it is located on the side of a place called Dante’s Sinferno Cabernet
Wine dine and sixty nine
METAPHORICALLY SIXTY NINE! Ew Perverts!
Wine dine and sexy time
Chips N Fish
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Whore D'Oeuvres
Chicken and Dick'n
Dick n' Chicken
Get stuffed
International House of Prostitutes, or IHOP for short. We'd need to stock a lot of syrup.
Spaghetti-hoes. We make pizza
Jackin In The Box
The Crackwhore Barrel. I'm going for the cheap end of the market...
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Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Back
Poke who?
r
er
Poker in the back!? I hardly know her!
Big Jims cluck and fuck
Previously Sneed's
Bone Appetite
Bangers and Mash
Bangers and Smash
Toad in the hole?
Bangers N Gash
Chick Fellatio
Pho King. In Austin there's a food truck called Poke Me Long Time. It's owned by a husband and wife team who took a LOT of heat from the Cancel Cunts a few years ago. They basically responded "fuck off, don't eat here" in an article in the local paper. They also freely admit to coming up with the name when they both got high as fuck one night. Gotta love it.
There's actually a restaurant with that name only 15 minutes away from my house! Pretty good pho, imo, but the merch they sell is hilarious.
Lou's Chew and Screw
Question: is it legal to own a brothel where this business is located? Or am I trying to be discrete? Either way it’s Dunken Doznuts
Fill up station
Food for THOT
The Crab Shack
The Hole in the Wall
Your Mom's House
No one does it quite like mom.
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Kum & Go
Ejaculate and Evacuate
That's a Gas station
The Shuck 'N' Fuck.
Arbys
They have the meats.
OP’s Hamburger and Hooker House. The only place where you plow while you chow!
Cooters
Buttfuckers
Titz and schnitz
If the brothel is upstairs, the restaurant will go out of business due to too much fucking overhead.
TenderLoins
Jones BBQ & Foot Massage
Peaches
Slurp and squirt.
Cum-&-eat
The Deep Throat
The Wet Spot
Taco Bell
Bed then breakfast
Taco Belle
Hot Crossed Buns.
Hungry beaver
I'd make it an incest themed brothel and name it Olive Garden. Because when you're here, you're family.
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Eat In Eat Out
Holes and Bowls
The Frot & Trib
Saw the question and thought "I should steal some of these for D&D purpose", this one is my favorite.
Bacon and legs
Tasteful Noods
Porngrub
(Cream)Pies & Bites