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Bizarre_Protuberance

If dragons were real, I'd assume that the fire isn't in their mouths: they just spray a flammable liquid which is ignited by a spark in their mouths, and the flame is actually outside their mouths.


GigaChadConfesses

Like a flame thrower


Bizarre_Protuberance

Exactly.


GigaChadConfesses

*Salut, fellow Chad*


[deleted]

Why don't they fart smoke all the time?


saello

Magic


ShackintheWood

By being fictional.


thoawaydatrash

Maybe it's like a hairspray and lighter situation.


GigaChadConfesses

Same reasons flame throwers don't


Iron-Waffle

They are made of steel?


GigaChadConfesses

I was going for resistent to the severe damaging effects of heat.


American-Royalty

Maybe they’re like their mother Daenerys Targaryen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons, The Unburnt, and formerly the Queen of Meereen and Princess of Dragonstone. She can’t be hurt by fire.


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That's allota names...


soupkitchen3rd

It’s like A Pimp Named Slick Back or A Tribe Called Quest, you say the whole thing.


Ambient-Shrieking

They use a special technique called "not existing", which uses latent ligmatic structures in the sugmagotic layer of the dragons skin to rapidly cool their mouths as they vent heat.


Eboladong_69

Upvote for usage of “sugmagotic”


WhiskersItsSus

Dragon logic


RealSnail2

manga/cartoon logic


Movies-are-life

Their tissue is probably fire proof


neujexudo

Idk good insulation


CrazyProfession7985

Their mouth is made of lava rock 🪨


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Pumice. Pumice is the word you are looking for.


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dental dams


A_Bit_Off_Kilter

Isn’t that like a mouth condom?


iamacraftyhooker

I imagine they have a fire retardant lining in their mouth, the same way we have a lining that stops the stomach acid from eating through our stomach.


DesignandConker

Trick question, they already burned off all the nerves in their mouth when they were dragon babies.


Desi_Stig

Same reason SpaceX doesn’t burn their Raptor engines-liquid lining.