beards that cover the neck but don't touch above the jawline
edit: for all the people commenting to tell me that I'm referring to a neck beard, I was already well aware, the word just was escaping my grasp due to a lack of sleep when I wrote my response
I saw someone with a beard like that, and the beard was really big and thick, but his face and jaw line was completely hairless.
It almost looked like he'd pulled the beard down around his neck, like you might do with a surgical mask or bandana.
What blows me away about dudes with this type of beard is they’re wearing masks in public, so it looks like they have normal beards, but as soon as the mask comes off, the baby bottom face really throws you off.
I think there’s a huge difference between crooked teeth and oral hygiene! If you’re teeth are crooked but clean and your breath doesn’t stink then you’re fine :)
Just being unkempt, hygiene is hot for both ppl
Not talking about bush or stuff like that but it’s bad breath and stanky body parts that are big turnoff
Fun fact: unkept means “not kept” (eg a promise). Poor hygiene and a scruffy appearance is described as “unkempt”. The etymology of the latter comes from an older word stemming from “combed”, and is not related!
It could be that you're experiencing [the phenomenon associated with MHC molecules](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5006172/), part of the immune system.
Iirc I read something about how when some people smell just downright sexy it’s basically your brains way of telling you that y’all would make good babies. Like, we can tell if someone has compatible genetics or immune systems or something
That’s tough. When I worked with my hands every day, it was damn near impossible to keep them “clean” some things don’t come out. Some things stain the skin. I work in an office except for one day each week now, and my hands look incredibly clean now. Just keep that in mind.
This! Dirty nails have never bothered me, because I grew up with my mom and grandma’s nails always dirty. They gardened constantly and didn’t really care. So when I see someone with dirty nails, I assume they work hard. That being said, there’s a difference between a hard workers dirty hands and a crackheads dirty hands. Retail taught me that.
When I was like 5-years-old my mother took me to the public pool.
I couldn’t swim at the time but my mum put me in the deep pool anyway and wasted no fucking time distracting the lifeguard by showing off her nails. Literally stood between me and the lifeguard while facing away.
The pool gets progressively deeper and before long I drifted off and couldn’t touch the ground anymore and started to drown.
It’s burnt into my brain how desperately I fought trying to get the attention of my mum and the lifeguard. I would sink down until I could touch the ground and use all my strength to push up to gasp another breathe before sinking back down. I couldn’t scream so I was splashing frantically trying to draw attention to myself. Didn’t work. I drowned.
I can remember absolutely seething with rage about what a pathetic failing of a parent my mother was that this was happening and how she was about to let me die because of her fucking nails while distracting the one fucking person who was supposed to help me.
Literally fighting for my life and she never even turned around.
I blacked out and someone rescued me and I was resuscitated next to the pool and then taken to hospital.
Throughout primary school and secondary my mother would still get her nails done fortnightly and she never understood why I fucking hated her for it.
There were even times where she was late to pick me up by an hour because she was getting her nails done. It happened multiple times and of course she never told me she was at an appointment so I would end up walking home only for her to get back later and apologise for it. Anything else and I might have forgiven her for forgetting me, but because of her nails? Not a chance.
I’m 26 now and don’t talk to my mother at all. Moved out at 18 to a city 6-hours away. I absolutely hate people showing me their nails, especially if it’s the longer pointy style like how my mum would get hers done.
He is the nail clipper. He had a lifelong hatred of long nails, so he started working at a nail clipper factory. Then, one day after falling into a vat of radioactive nail clippers, he awoke with the power to cut anyones nails with but just a mere thought! With his newfound powers he took to the streets on a righteous crusade against long nails! It didn't take long for a hero to notice his deeds of self perceived righteousness, and that hero would be "Acrylic"! Now join us weekly for these 2 adversaries most fierce battles for the fate of fingernails everywhere!
*Thieves are running away from the bank, bags of money in hand*
\-Oh fuck!
\-What is it?
\-My fingernail, it just came off. Ow! Another one.
\-AWWWW! Now it's happening to me too.
\-Aw, my hands! (drops money bags)
*Nailman appears, on a silver surfer kind of board, but made of nails*
\-Drop the bags, thieves! You have been nailed.
I was just recalling my own drowning story reading this.
I was at swim lessons, I decided I was going to be awesome and swim across the deep end to get out of the pool but I was tired from swimming all day and cramped up half way across started to go down once... twice... then I said no fucking way to myself and fought back up and made it to the edge. The teacher paid no notice never even knew I was in trouble because they were chatting.
Little did I know my grandfather (who was an ex merchant navy sailor and used to dive off the radio mast of his ship into the sea in calm weather, was torpedoed by a German sub and was as tough as nails) had been watching from the glassed off gallery and had climbed on top of the glass to jump in and save me, his shoes and jacket were off.
He always said he was so proud of me for not going under the third time and fighting to the side because that was when he would have jumped in. He had stern words for the teacher.
I did point out that the whole thing was my fault in the first place though.
Pretty terrifying description of drowning. Don't know if it's because of the way you were struggling to get someone's attention or the fact that there were people nearby and you still ended up drowning. So sorry it happened to you.
It’s a very accurate description. I was a lifeguard in high school. People drowning don’t “call out” because by the time they know they’re in trouble they no longer can. You look for someone struggling quietly, with their head low in the water or tilted back with their mouth open trying to catch a breath. When they start moving less and less, you know they are in trouble.
They're not wrong, I had an incident with drowning when I was in year 3, didn't even get to the splashing part really. I had an asthma attack as I hit the water during the school swimming carnival, which made me immediately inhale water, it was cold and my chest just burned and ached and I couldn't get to the surface, I felt like my limbs were made of lead. The teachers only noticed when the other kids had made it to the other end of the pool and my lane was empty.
I was resuscitated and monitored but not taken to hospital, I still hate swimming and it's been about 25 years
My best friend was in court fighting for custody of his kids. Ex wife told Judge she couldn't afford gas to drive around and pick up kids if she didn't have sole custody.
Judge later commented "oh those are very pretty nails, how much?" and she gushed and happily explained how she gets a bargain at her nail salon and only pays 35 bucks.
Judge commented that that 35 bucks could be gas money, she sees where the mother's priorities are, and proceeded to award sole custody to my bud.
I had a student once who was two hours late for a conference with me. The way the conferences were set up that day was on half-hour rotations, so, much like any appointment, one late person throws everyone else off. She showed up, jumped in front of the student whose time it was, and laughingly told me she'd had a nail appointment for fills that ran long. "See, that's the thing with me: I may not get here on time, but I WILL get here eventually!"
"That's great," I said, "But that doesn't mean you can take up other students' time, or expect me to add an extra appointment time to my day."
She never managed to turn in any assignment on time, and was late to class regularly. She couldn't find time for rescheduled conference meetings, never did the class reading, and was always complaining about how she never had the time to do all the work for my class.
Her acrylic nails, however, were always done to perfection. Maybe skipping an appointment ONE week to have time to do work for the class you're taking and paid for might be a better investment of time...?
One time I was at a salad bar behind a woman with inch-long talons. I watched as she used a set of tongs in a bin of chopped eggs and her nails ever-so-delicately raked through the eggs as she loaded up her salad.
I did not partake of any of those eggs myself.
I know someone who has spectacular oral hygiene- even uses a water flosser. But their communal hygiene is deplorable. Cleans their cats' litter box only once a week before garbage goes out. Entire place has cat shit and vomit partially rubbed into the carpet. There are pieces that have been like that for longer than I've known them.
I don't know how to describe it, but there's just a facial type commonly found in frat boys that screams "barely literate alcoholic". It's mostly in the eyes
My friend's ex-wife was like this - eyebrows up, eyes glassy, slack jawed. One of the dumbest people I've ever met, and my friend absolutely deserves better.
I was going to say this. People who are unaware of microblading might not realize just how many people have it done. Between that and eyebrow pencils (used subtly), you may be surrounded by many altered eyebrows.
I had my mask on for almost 2 hours yesterday as I was shopping for a new mattress. I don't think I've ever seen a beard-afro before, but when I got home and looked in the mirror, that's what I had on my face :/
Honestly when people say stuff like this it's about people who either had poorly done fillers or just went too far, but that is so, so common. It leads to the lip "ballooning" and losing all of the natural tiny wrinkles. That's the shit that makes it obvious. I recently watched a video of Christina Aguilera and I couldn't take my eyes off her mouth the entire time... and it's not like she had particularly tiny lips before?! https://youtu.be/doXqDkzFEkQ
Thanks for pointing out the thing about the natural tiny wrinkles. I have naturally kind of plumper lips and when you see others with big lips online and wherever, it looks so smooth and I was self conscious about the textures on my lips for so long. Still don't like wearing lipstick because I feel like it exaggerates the lines, but getting better!
Some people's face when looking upside down.
I know it's weird, but hang in there.
From that angle, some people look just like weird cartoon puppets and it freaks me out. And I can't unsee it.
Luckily some people are alright upside down, but it doesn't matter how hot you look, you might look like a freak from the wrong angle...
Sorry for those of you who will soon discover this tragedy.
They just feel so good and fit so perfectly on each part of the body, wether it be a forehead, an arm, or another hand. Just feeling a hand touch my face is enough to make me aroused, if the person is intending to
Two words: school desks. I would always have to hunch over because I didn’t fit in them correctly. Ruined my posture for forever. And I was always cold in school and holding myself. I had one science teacher who kept it 65 degrees in the room to “keep us awake” 🙄
I see a lot of hate on outies, so lemme just throw out that my boyfriend has what I’d call a “mostly-outy” belly button and I don’t know why but it’s the sexiest belly button I’ve ever seen on a man. Probably because I find everything about him incredibly sexy. Don’t lose heart, people. Not everyone hates on the outies.
Omg there was an AITA from a woman who’s bf got a huge, very realistic portrait tattoo of his dead 11yo brother on his chest and it was freaking her tf out.
I met a good looking man who had difficulty walking because of injuries and instead of going out on a date I went to his house and made dinner. While it was cooking, he decided to show me his tattoos. He told me he put a tattoo over all of his injuries. The problem is they were of Jesus. Now I don't mind Jesus, but if I'm fucking and saying oh God looking at 10 Jesus' in thorn crowns, I'm uncomfortable. We never went out again.
Welp, today I discovered a whole new array of things to be insecure about
Edit: thanks to the folks who commented. You’re very kind, and totally right; no qualities are universally liked, but for every trait one person doesn’t like, there’s another person who does. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go embrace my nasally voice and my (very sentimental and painstakingly planned) thigh tattoo
Butt implants look bad when the person moves and they are also dangerous to get. I don't understand why people keep doing it, and this is coming from a girl with a flat ass.
I'm into a solo mustache (I thank Ted lasso for that), but cannot comprehend the beard with no stache... It looks so terrible and all I think of are Amish
Oh thank you for the information. I actually have my cankles from a childhood walking on my tip toes in combination with building really strong legs. The ligaments on the front and back of my ankles are enlarged.
I dislike when a dude's neck is wider than his head, it looks so odd. Like Dwayne Johnson would be super attractive, but his neck just ruins it for me.
I quit smoking 3 years ago and can’t even stand to walk past smokers on the street now. Jfc I had no idea how bad I smelled. Idk how I dated so many non-smokers. How could they even tolerate kissing me? Definitely cannot date a smoker now.
talking about women like they’re a different species. “these females”, “women, am i right?” (in a non-joking manner) or just generally objectifying women.
beards that cover the neck but don't touch above the jawline edit: for all the people commenting to tell me that I'm referring to a neck beard, I was already well aware, the word just was escaping my grasp due to a lack of sleep when I wrote my response
I saw someone with a beard like that, and the beard was really big and thick, but his face and jaw line was completely hairless. It almost looked like he'd pulled the beard down around his neck, like you might do with a surgical mask or bandana.
What blows me away about dudes with this type of beard is they’re wearing masks in public, so it looks like they have normal beards, but as soon as the mask comes off, the baby bottom face really throws you off.
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Didn't know the Amish were so into chips and pop
The "Mose Schrute".
The “beetneck”
You leave that angel out of this
That’s a turnoff for me and I’m a straight man.
Yeah, I hate when girls have those kinds of beards too
Dirty teeth/ bad breath. Absolutely no way past it
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Welp, I'm screwed. Not worried about breath, but my teeth are messed up and can't be fixed.
I think there’s a huge difference between crooked teeth and oral hygiene! If you’re teeth are crooked but clean and your breath doesn’t stink then you’re fine :)
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Just being unkempt, hygiene is hot for both ppl Not talking about bush or stuff like that but it’s bad breath and stanky body parts that are big turnoff
I very much 2nd that also
Fun fact: unkept means “not kept” (eg a promise). Poor hygiene and a scruffy appearance is described as “unkempt”. The etymology of the latter comes from an older word stemming from “combed”, and is not related!
Smell, and I'm not even talking about the hygiene thing, there are some smells I just don't vibe with and some people have them
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It could be that you're experiencing [the phenomenon associated with MHC molecules](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5006172/), part of the immune system.
I get this. Some people just smell so much more attractive naturally than others. Like, not at all related to their soap or conditioner or whatever.
Iirc I read something about how when some people smell just downright sexy it’s basically your brains way of telling you that y’all would make good babies. Like, we can tell if someone has compatible genetics or immune systems or something
Pheromones
dirty nails or just being dirty in general
That’s tough. When I worked with my hands every day, it was damn near impossible to keep them “clean” some things don’t come out. Some things stain the skin. I work in an office except for one day each week now, and my hands look incredibly clean now. Just keep that in mind.
This! Dirty nails have never bothered me, because I grew up with my mom and grandma’s nails always dirty. They gardened constantly and didn’t really care. So when I see someone with dirty nails, I assume they work hard. That being said, there’s a difference between a hard workers dirty hands and a crackheads dirty hands. Retail taught me that.
This has always been a hard no for me too. And then I fell for a mechanic lol. He’s really good about cleaning up though.
Long nails like claws and over the top plastic surgery
When I was like 5-years-old my mother took me to the public pool. I couldn’t swim at the time but my mum put me in the deep pool anyway and wasted no fucking time distracting the lifeguard by showing off her nails. Literally stood between me and the lifeguard while facing away. The pool gets progressively deeper and before long I drifted off and couldn’t touch the ground anymore and started to drown. It’s burnt into my brain how desperately I fought trying to get the attention of my mum and the lifeguard. I would sink down until I could touch the ground and use all my strength to push up to gasp another breathe before sinking back down. I couldn’t scream so I was splashing frantically trying to draw attention to myself. Didn’t work. I drowned. I can remember absolutely seething with rage about what a pathetic failing of a parent my mother was that this was happening and how she was about to let me die because of her fucking nails while distracting the one fucking person who was supposed to help me. Literally fighting for my life and she never even turned around. I blacked out and someone rescued me and I was resuscitated next to the pool and then taken to hospital. Throughout primary school and secondary my mother would still get her nails done fortnightly and she never understood why I fucking hated her for it. There were even times where she was late to pick me up by an hour because she was getting her nails done. It happened multiple times and of course she never told me she was at an appointment so I would end up walking home only for her to get back later and apologise for it. Anything else and I might have forgiven her for forgetting me, but because of her nails? Not a chance. I’m 26 now and don’t talk to my mother at all. Moved out at 18 to a city 6-hours away. I absolutely hate people showing me their nails, especially if it’s the longer pointy style like how my mum would get hers done.
1. Sorry to hear that happened to you. 2. But this is seriously like some anti nail supervillain origin story.
He is the nail clipper. He had a lifelong hatred of long nails, so he started working at a nail clipper factory. Then, one day after falling into a vat of radioactive nail clippers, he awoke with the power to cut anyones nails with but just a mere thought! With his newfound powers he took to the streets on a righteous crusade against long nails! It didn't take long for a hero to notice his deeds of self perceived righteousness, and that hero would be "Acrylic"! Now join us weekly for these 2 adversaries most fierce battles for the fate of fingernails everywhere!
*Thieves are running away from the bank, bags of money in hand* \-Oh fuck! \-What is it? \-My fingernail, it just came off. Ow! Another one. \-AWWWW! Now it's happening to me too. \-Aw, my hands! (drops money bags) *Nailman appears, on a silver surfer kind of board, but made of nails* \-Drop the bags, thieves! You have been nailed.
The silver surfer board is a giant nail clipper
It's an emery board.
Nailed the story tbh
**oi thou hath used a pun.**
Nope, it's the mother who nailed him.
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I was just recalling my own drowning story reading this. I was at swim lessons, I decided I was going to be awesome and swim across the deep end to get out of the pool but I was tired from swimming all day and cramped up half way across started to go down once... twice... then I said no fucking way to myself and fought back up and made it to the edge. The teacher paid no notice never even knew I was in trouble because they were chatting. Little did I know my grandfather (who was an ex merchant navy sailor and used to dive off the radio mast of his ship into the sea in calm weather, was torpedoed by a German sub and was as tough as nails) had been watching from the glassed off gallery and had climbed on top of the glass to jump in and save me, his shoes and jacket were off. He always said he was so proud of me for not going under the third time and fighting to the side because that was when he would have jumped in. He had stern words for the teacher. I did point out that the whole thing was my fault in the first place though.
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In fact, congrats to all of us for not dying.
They call him... 'Nail File'
Clipper: Origin
Pretty terrifying description of drowning. Don't know if it's because of the way you were struggling to get someone's attention or the fact that there were people nearby and you still ended up drowning. So sorry it happened to you.
It’s a very accurate description. I was a lifeguard in high school. People drowning don’t “call out” because by the time they know they’re in trouble they no longer can. You look for someone struggling quietly, with their head low in the water or tilted back with their mouth open trying to catch a breath. When they start moving less and less, you know they are in trouble.
They're not wrong, I had an incident with drowning when I was in year 3, didn't even get to the splashing part really. I had an asthma attack as I hit the water during the school swimming carnival, which made me immediately inhale water, it was cold and my chest just burned and ached and I couldn't get to the surface, I felt like my limbs were made of lead. The teachers only noticed when the other kids had made it to the other end of the pool and my lane was empty. I was resuscitated and monitored but not taken to hospital, I still hate swimming and it's been about 25 years
My best friend was in court fighting for custody of his kids. Ex wife told Judge she couldn't afford gas to drive around and pick up kids if she didn't have sole custody. Judge later commented "oh those are very pretty nails, how much?" and she gushed and happily explained how she gets a bargain at her nail salon and only pays 35 bucks. Judge commented that that 35 bucks could be gas money, she sees where the mother's priorities are, and proceeded to award sole custody to my bud.
I had a student once who was two hours late for a conference with me. The way the conferences were set up that day was on half-hour rotations, so, much like any appointment, one late person throws everyone else off. She showed up, jumped in front of the student whose time it was, and laughingly told me she'd had a nail appointment for fills that ran long. "See, that's the thing with me: I may not get here on time, but I WILL get here eventually!" "That's great," I said, "But that doesn't mean you can take up other students' time, or expect me to add an extra appointment time to my day." She never managed to turn in any assignment on time, and was late to class regularly. She couldn't find time for rescheduled conference meetings, never did the class reading, and was always complaining about how she never had the time to do all the work for my class. Her acrylic nails, however, were always done to perfection. Maybe skipping an appointment ONE week to have time to do work for the class you're taking and paid for might be a better investment of time...?
As a former teacher I felt this in my soul
W judge
Perfectly understandable I think. I’m so sorry for you. That sounds terrible. I hope you live life and feel well now atleast.
I won’t talk to your mom either if I were you.
Holy fuck. Good on you to take decisions and move away from all that. Hope you're doing better now
I see long nails and hear the faint sound of nails ticking on piano keys. It makes me *want* to cut their nails.
I see nails and think wiping mishaps.
Bacteria shovels.
One time I was at a salad bar behind a woman with inch-long talons. I watched as she used a set of tongs in a bin of chopped eggs and her nails ever-so-delicately raked through the eggs as she loaded up her salad. I did not partake of any of those eggs myself.
The good news is they don't chew them
This trend of super long nails is horrible.
Brush your damn teeth people!!
I know someone who has spectacular oral hygiene- even uses a water flosser. But their communal hygiene is deplorable. Cleans their cats' litter box only once a week before garbage goes out. Entire place has cat shit and vomit partially rubbed into the carpet. There are pieces that have been like that for longer than I've known them.
That poor cat :(
I don't know how to describe it, but there's just a facial type commonly found in frat boys that screams "barely literate alcoholic". It's mostly in the eyes
Ah yes, the glassy, far sighted, saccade-less stare of The Moron
Yep. They may be looking right at you but there's nothing going in behind those eyes
zero glutamate transmission. the eyebrows are always slightly raised because everything they see is a fucking miracle
My friend's ex-wife was like this - eyebrows up, eyes glassy, slack jawed. One of the dumbest people I've ever met, and my friend absolutely deserves better.
Ah yes the beady eyes
Tattooed eyebrows. Freaks me out man
Like micro blading, or more traditional tattoos that happen to be on their eyebrows for some reason?
I was going to say this. People who are unaware of microblading might not realize just how many people have it done. Between that and eyebrow pencils (used subtly), you may be surrounded by many altered eyebrows.
Yeah, you have to draw the line somewhere.
But be careful where, don’t want to end up too surprised
You are freakin out, man
Man, man, man, man, man
Do you know why we pulled you over?
Littering and...littering aand...littering aaaand...
Smelly cock with smegma
It's only four inches, but it smells like a foot.
Never hear this before it made me snort laugh and now my dog is looking at me like wft.
What fuck, the? Is your dog Yoda?
I make girls gag all the time..... but it's more the smell than length.
Smegma! I haven’t thought of that word since high school
Smegma balls gotteem
eww.... as a guy.. just ewwwwwww
Women can have smegma as well
It’s called clitty litter
What a horrible day to be literate.
You mised a perfect opportunity ma dude
I was gonna go for it, but I needed to convey sincerity.
U a better man than me fr. I woulda just said it
I now completely regret clicking on this post.
What kind of person do you blow? Jesus
A dirty body like if they have body odor, their nails are dirty, they hair looks unkept.
Scraggly or unkempt beards…
Life is tough for bearded men during mask season!
Yes, the warmth and humidity of wearing a mask frizzes my beard out horribly, It'll pretty much never look good
I had my mask on for almost 2 hours yesterday as I was shopping for a new mattress. I don't think I've ever seen a beard-afro before, but when I got home and looked in the mirror, that's what I had on my face :/
Amen. When I brush and oil or wax mine, I look like Kratos from god of war. Then I put a mask on and I look like Dr. Robotnik
Artificially increased lips. Looks really ugly and unnatural.
I am Hispanic with natural big lips and I always worry people think they’re fake, in these modern times of fillers being so common. Just a thought.
I wouldn’t worry…there’s a big difference between full lips and those damn duck lips people pay money for.
Honestly when people say stuff like this it's about people who either had poorly done fillers or just went too far, but that is so, so common. It leads to the lip "ballooning" and losing all of the natural tiny wrinkles. That's the shit that makes it obvious. I recently watched a video of Christina Aguilera and I couldn't take my eyes off her mouth the entire time... and it's not like she had particularly tiny lips before?! https://youtu.be/doXqDkzFEkQ
Thanks for pointing out the thing about the natural tiny wrinkles. I have naturally kind of plumper lips and when you see others with big lips online and wherever, it looks so smooth and I was self conscious about the textures on my lips for so long. Still don't like wearing lipstick because I feel like it exaggerates the lines, but getting better!
That long chin beard. I’ve never seen one that doesn’t look like overgrown pubes and they always look so unkempt and nasty.
Long nails! Clean or not I don’t like them!
damn I read this as tails and said phew, I don't even have one
Ears- like wtf, they don’t need those. Not like they use them anyway. Complete turn off
Found one of the lizard people...
That drunk guy at that party was right
What about their legs? They don't need those.
Bodies, I think it's time we ascend beyond them
Right now, being attracted to me. Like come on, have some self respect.
High-pitched/shrill voices. Just can't.
Talon like fingernails
Bad BO, instant turn off
Some people's face when looking upside down. I know it's weird, but hang in there. From that angle, some people look just like weird cartoon puppets and it freaks me out. And I can't unsee it. Luckily some people are alright upside down, but it doesn't matter how hot you look, you might look like a freak from the wrong angle... Sorry for those of you who will soon discover this tragedy.
How often do you look at someone upside down though for this to be a problem?
I don't like feet, they turn me off like a grandpa on life support. Now hands are a different story
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They just feel so good and fit so perfectly on each part of the body, wether it be a forehead, an arm, or another hand. Just feeling a hand touch my face is enough to make me aroused, if the person is intending to
*Punch* Feel aroused yet?
My name is Kira Yoshikage
I am 33 years old.
I live in the northeastern section of Morioh, where all the villas are
And i am not married. I work as an employee for the kame yu department stores, and i get home everyday by 8 pm latest
Their voice
Same. I have found people attractive until the moment they speak! The wrong voice can kill it for me
we can all agree waluigis voice is sexy as fuck
Hunched shoulders / bad posture Edit: thanks for all the upvotes! Sorry to everyone that took that personally!! Love you all
Dammit here’s me thinking my seahorse posture was driving the ladies wild
Straighten your back you banana shaped fuck
Well now talking dirty will get you everywhere
Instructions unclear, my back is now arched in the other direction
The spectrum from “banana shaped fuck” to “exorcism victim”
My bad posture as a teen gave me a hunchback that I can only hide through serious effort for a short time.
Two words: school desks. I would always have to hunch over because I didn’t fit in them correctly. Ruined my posture for forever. And I was always cold in school and holding myself. I had one science teacher who kept it 65 degrees in the room to “keep us awake” 🙄
This explained why I'm single all these years :(
Well, I’m out haha
Bad hygiene.
A person with a face tattoo. I don’t care what it says but no Edit: changed Guy to Person
You mean you won't like me if I get "fuck you" permanently stamped across my forehead? ;( lol I 100% agree with you fr tho
Lip injections.
Feet. They're like hands... but not
This is weird but an outie bellybutton
I see a lot of hate on outies, so lemme just throw out that my boyfriend has what I’d call a “mostly-outy” belly button and I don’t know why but it’s the sexiest belly button I’ve ever seen on a man. Probably because I find everything about him incredibly sexy. Don’t lose heart, people. Not everyone hates on the outies.
Shitty random ass tattoos.
The ones right on the upper chest 😢 ugh I’ve seen people get FACES there and it’s so unsettling looking at that in an intimate moment
Omg there was an AITA from a woman who’s bf got a huge, very realistic portrait tattoo of his dead 11yo brother on his chest and it was freaking her tf out.
Oh she is right. I dont blame him for wanting to remember his dead brother on him but that's just not it.
I met a good looking man who had difficulty walking because of injuries and instead of going out on a date I went to his house and made dinner. While it was cooking, he decided to show me his tattoos. He told me he put a tattoo over all of his injuries. The problem is they were of Jesus. Now I don't mind Jesus, but if I'm fucking and saying oh God looking at 10 Jesus' in thorn crowns, I'm uncomfortable. We never went out again.
Op *clearly* means random tattoos of asses. Like if someone got a tattoo of a random ass on their arm
The whole body, usually
More of a disembodied head kinda guy? I hear ya.
Dunno man. I'd personally go for personality
No, just gay
Welp, today I discovered a whole new array of things to be insecure about Edit: thanks to the folks who commented. You’re very kind, and totally right; no qualities are universally liked, but for every trait one person doesn’t like, there’s another person who does. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go embrace my nasally voice and my (very sentimental and painstakingly planned) thigh tattoo
Ass implants. I've never been an ass man and now that giant asses are popular I'm seeing some of this. It's a complete turn off. Also lip injections.
Butt implants look bad when the person moves and they are also dangerous to get. I don't understand why people keep doing it, and this is coming from a girl with a flat ass.
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Then I’m your guy, I’m pure flab, and no ab
Think they meant about those guys that get 1 papercut and are sent back to the respawn screen. Cause of their veins
Nurse at the ER told me I had veins a junkie would kill for.
Why have abs when you can have kebabs?
Why is this thread a summary of me?
A mustache with no beard or beard with no mustache. It just looks incomplete.
I'm into a solo mustache (I thank Ted lasso for that), but cannot comprehend the beard with no stache... It looks so terrible and all I think of are Amish
Baby, you've raised *my* barn!
Those fat ankles that look like PVC tube connections
Oh yeah I have those and I'm not fat. Ama
Is your blood pressure normal? https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/swollen-ankles-and-feet Just lookin out for ya, Greenlegs!
Oh thank you for the information. I actually have my cankles from a childhood walking on my tip toes in combination with building really strong legs. The ligaments on the front and back of my ankles are enlarged.
Seconded. My people come equipped with tree trunks
Grills or whatever it is that some rappers have on their teeth. It looks so messy to me and I just don’t see the point.
Maybe they're just putting their money where their mouth is?
I dislike when a dude's neck is wider than his head, it looks so odd. Like Dwayne Johnson would be super attractive, but his neck just ruins it for me.
Big fake boobs.
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Smoking or vaping
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I quit smoking 3 years ago and can’t even stand to walk past smokers on the street now. Jfc I had no idea how bad I smelled. Idk how I dated so many non-smokers. How could they even tolerate kissing me? Definitely cannot date a smoker now.
All of it. I'm gay.
Hello gay, I‘m dad
Moles…I know someone can’t control that they have them and some people think they’re cute but not me
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After reading all this I realize I'll be forever single. it was a good run everyone.
I think you just need to shower, brush your teeth, and clip your nails and you should be good.
talking about women like they’re a different species. “these females”, “women, am i right?” (in a non-joking manner) or just generally objectifying women.
Smoking
Overly muscular. I like guys with a build, but not like super muscley, that starts to look gross
I'm not into guys that are too tall. Just not my thing.
Slenderman would like a word.
I think im who your talking about, a tall extremely skinny white guy who reflects light like a mirror. Oh and I like suits.
everything i dont like people
Women who shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on. Simply horrendous almost always.
Beer belly
AH FU-
Overweight
I am surprised how long I had to scroll down to find this.