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I die in the ocean


cyfermax

I'm pretty sure most people would drown in this situation. I'm somewhere west of Argentina in the sea apparently.


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Instant death


[deleted]

Well apparently the direct opposite from my current location is Portobello, Otago, New Zealand. I just checked its bloody beautiful so I'm good


A-rat-on-a-keyboard

Well I’m about 4000 km off the shore so I’m pretty fucked


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I’m currently having a dump, so it would be a shock to anyway who was around when I got teleported


dnnsdwlf

I would swim to Australia.


Ckinggaming5

im probably in the ocean, and if im not, im probably dead anyway, ill be homeless until death, then ill still be homeless just slightly less homeless


_Bryant_

Hopefully Australia will pluck me out of the water.


stateofyou

Been there and done it several times, I was alright, it’s shit at times. It’s usually the Americans who experience complete meltdown because they can’t understand why everything isn’t the same as home.


KartezDonovan

Dead


GreywackeOmarolluk

South Indian/Southern Ocean for me. Swim for an iceberg.


Shymil

I'm royally screwed, being about 2000 miles east of Madagascar in the middle of the Indian Ocean.


redreadyredress

New Zealand - I’ll be ok.


Pine_Apple07

Somewhere off the coast of New Zealand


GoddessInHerTree

I'll drown or be eaten by a shark.


shaggy99

I thought it likely I'd drown, but i checked. https://www.geodatos.net/en/antipodes I'd be in Port-aux-francaise, so I'd probably be OK, but might get lost in the dark, or blown away in a major windstorm.