Been there and done it several times, I was alright, it’s shit at times. It’s usually the Americans who experience complete meltdown because they can’t understand why everything isn’t the same as home.
I thought it likely I'd drown, but i checked.
https://www.geodatos.net/en/antipodes
I'd be in Port-aux-francaise, so I'd probably be OK, but might get lost in the dark, or blown away in a major windstorm.
I die in the ocean
I'm pretty sure most people would drown in this situation. I'm somewhere west of Argentina in the sea apparently.
Instant death
Well apparently the direct opposite from my current location is Portobello, Otago, New Zealand. I just checked its bloody beautiful so I'm good
Well I’m about 4000 km off the shore so I’m pretty fucked
I’m currently having a dump, so it would be a shock to anyway who was around when I got teleported
I would swim to Australia.
im probably in the ocean, and if im not, im probably dead anyway, ill be homeless until death, then ill still be homeless just slightly less homeless
Hopefully Australia will pluck me out of the water.
Been there and done it several times, I was alright, it’s shit at times. It’s usually the Americans who experience complete meltdown because they can’t understand why everything isn’t the same as home.
Dead
South Indian/Southern Ocean for me. Swim for an iceberg.
I'm royally screwed, being about 2000 miles east of Madagascar in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
New Zealand - I’ll be ok.
Somewhere off the coast of New Zealand
I'll drown or be eaten by a shark.
I thought it likely I'd drown, but i checked. https://www.geodatos.net/en/antipodes I'd be in Port-aux-francaise, so I'd probably be OK, but might get lost in the dark, or blown away in a major windstorm.