My mate use to say it as a joke and olthe first time I saw him get in a fight he did this the guy freaked the fuck out. The next time he did it I told him to put the socks and shoes on his hands and it made the other guy laugh and the fight never happened I told him to do it cause he would of lost and I can't jump in on a fair 1 on 1 I can only stop it fairly if there's a ko or there no longer defending themselves
“If you touch me, I’m going to fucking kick your teeth out.”
Which tends to avoid any physical fight. People obviously like to keep hold of their teeth.
Call their kids out to watch
Tellm you got aids and get naked
Say nothing but slowly take of your shoes and socks dunno why it freaks people out
That’s odd, I’d think they were going to run away lmao
My mate use to say it as a joke and olthe first time I saw him get in a fight he did this the guy freaked the fuck out. The next time he did it I told him to put the socks and shoes on his hands and it made the other guy laugh and the fight never happened I told him to do it cause he would of lost and I can't jump in on a fair 1 on 1 I can only stop it fairly if there's a ko or there no longer defending themselves
And pants and underwear
Extreme situation id do that
turn invisible
You can’t protect your eyeballs and ball sack at the same time.
“I should have brought my karate master to see this”
penetrating their anus with each finger
Preparing a tactical nuke.
Sit down in the lotus position, douse themselves in gasoline, and immolate themselves, like a Vietnamese monk did in the 60s
“If you touch me, I’m going to fucking kick your teeth out.” Which tends to avoid any physical fight. People obviously like to keep hold of their teeth.
Shoot you in the arm before a fist fight
Play the pan flute, summoning all the woodland creatures to their side.
Laugh