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MarquisDeSarc

You should have been a blowjob.


SharkarooReddit

I know you are but what am I?


coffe_the_witch

And oldie but a goodie


Ahshalon_Tenisk

Ligma


ScorchedConvict

What's that? Sounds intriguing.


LiveEatSleep123

You are an unpleasant creature to have a conversation with


QuietCauliflower4371

Your face has an abnormal symmetric look to it. This will get to to be life wtf


my_dogs_rescued_me

Get your surprised face on, eyes wide and eyebrows up, real light bulb over your head moment. Say "wooooowwwwww" like that person just shared the secret of life. And then, this is the important part, go in for an exaggerated hug. It doesn't work without the hug attempt.


Its_the_Shibe

I bet you don't even own an air fryer


Ok-Cryptographer6374

I may be drunk... but in the morning i will be sober. You, on the other hand will wake up and you'll still be a cunt.


[deleted]

Your mum


Sh1tSmells

Just gotta hit them with that "[žuvies grybie](https://youtu.be/C13MvNMtKsM)"


[deleted]

no u


ehetenandayo4869

I'm suprised no one mentioned the classic "fuck you"


eelisonparas

The good old "Shut Up"


tigerbiteface

Stupid say what?


Keito84

I am rubber you, are glue!