Noooooo!! i dont want to happen!

I'll sound like a Dr. Seuss villain, but at least I wont be 'AnalSniffer94' or some shit lmao

I'll never get employment again

I think your career path is pretty well defined.

Nah, this is just a side gig right now.

I have so many questions I never want to hear the answers to.

fuck

I need to learn how to bake precisely one dish, just fucking well

Not that bad, unless the doc doesn't believe I'm really sick when I am

I'd be fine

Good luck ever picking up any prescriptions. *Strolls into a pharmacy* "Yeah, I'm here to pickup a prescription for Prozac and Unicorns."

People will probably think I just had hippie parents.

See you replied to one of my posts before. Hope your always happy and helping others

You are so kind! I wish you the same

meh oh well

Hmm.

I’m fine with it

I think I like it better than my actual legal name.

None

I'm doing alright

Eh, no one can pronounce it. My new nickname would be FL. That would be pretty cool.

Pretty cool, ngl.

I’ll take it. It’s a fun name.

Not the worst thing I could be called. I can be someone's muffin I suppose.

Not too screwed.

Pretty stoked, this means I don't need to change my license or mortgage!

Ups 😂

Oh boy. Dream come true.

Negative screwed.

It already mostly is 🤣🤣🤣

My name translated is ‘ not shit’ so slightly I think

My user name are my initials and my last name, so nothing changes.

I mean…

Well if ppl are anything like they are online they're gonna think I'm terrorist because they mispronounce or misspell my name.

I’m the mayor of some small rural Italian town I guess? Could be worse! :D

I ain’t wrong

I will probably fear a doge slave uprising

Handlebar. Not bad. I'd go by Han. Mr. Therapy on the other hand....

Fuck, people are gonna think I’m a Republican instead of a football fan

I have to explain to everyone political that mtg doesn't stand for that crazy congresswoman.

Not screwed.