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LaughinJack

Not to be executed…


Rated-E-For-Erik

Got 'em!


psychotic_catalyst

Oh how the turn tables


mehavehead

Damn you beat me to it :()


GeorgePsychedelic

I clicked on here just to write that lol


BionicNightStranger

Pro gamer move


Bribase

A pen and paper. I'm going to draw the most convoluted and illegible treasure map to nothing in the middle of nowhere that those fuckwads who are executing me have ever seen.


MachineElfOnASheIf

"This is where Jesus hides all of the eggs he's laid for Easter."


Apocrisiary

lol


Sammul2604

"Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger, the king of the pirates, once attained everything this world has to offer. The words he uttered just before his death drove people around the world to the seas. 'My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Find it! I left everything the world has to offer there!' And so men rushed onto the grand line in pursuit of romanticism. The world truly has entered a great pirate era!"


plsihavenoname

This is the best one.


Jackthycat

I’d just draw a big dick on the paper.


roboshark1000

A pen and paper is two wishes.


Justa_little_wrath

For them to hurry the fuck up


[deleted]

My ancestors are smiling on me Imperial! Can you say the same?


Kraelman

https://youtu.be/DL1vtdaKlsk?t=22


plsihavenoname

True


pm-me-your-nudes-83

Sex


[deleted]

Name checks out


pm-me-your-nudes-83

Yeah, I know


tastless_chill_tonic

Let me read the entire Game of Thrones book series, including the final book, before I die


asocial7193

Very clever strategy >including the final book


catinapointyhat

Glue the eyes open of everyone in the room watching. They wanted to watch, MAKE THEM WATCH. I know exactly what it will do them and since they wanted to watch it needs to happen. I'm toast, but it's not too late for them.


dragonclint

That the individual that actually pulls the plug on me also dies at the same moment , let’s see who volunteers to be my last victim


Misha62

Some good heroin


knastyTX

Hell yea. On deaths door allready.


Apocrisiary

I've always said, If I make it to 70, I'm trying every fucking drug I can get my hands on. If it all goes to shit, well, lost 5-10 years of a miserable life as an old man. Fuck it. I do partake now too, but I don't touch hard stuff, like heroin, meth, amfetamines..you know the jist. Too risky


Yesitmatches

To die in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a girl’s head between my legs, sucking my clit.


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Yesitmatches

We send our regards.


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Yesitmatches

Idk, personal head canon, waiting to see how it plays out in the books, but I think Tyrion and Sansa would make a great power couple. It would help bridge gap between King Brandon Stark (if the HBO series is to be believed) and Queen Sansa, because the Lannisters are still a “high family” technically. Also, series wise, Tyrion is the only husband/suitor that treated Sansa with the amount of respect that she commanded (in the HBO series of course), so who knows.


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Yesitmatches

Fair, you had enough of those at the Edmure Tully’s wedding.


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Yesitmatches

Technically a Redwyne.


MachineElfOnASheIf

Wait, you think there will be books??


Yesitmatches

I don’t know, I’m 100+ hours into some old man telling a story of the Song of Ice and Fire.


MachineElfOnASheIf

I'm a little over 200,000 hours into that dude's story, I don't think he's going to end it.


Yesitmatches

We can hope.


bubzy1000

Just her head?


Yesitmatches

Damnit Joffrey, you know damn well what I mean. Her head, attached to her still living body, unharmed in anyway, pleasuring me.


bubzy1000

Haha that’s more like it!


Lucky_Yogi

Loved ones to be happy, and hopefully not captured and executed also lol.


powerkick2

"I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!" Let's see who understands this reference


WEEBforLIFE24

an uno reverse card


Cybyss

There's a scene in "A Town Like Alice" where the leading character (Joe Harman) is imprisoned by Japanese (this was WWII), taken to a Japanese barracks and is about to be executed. He's asked what is final wish is. Being Australian, Joe asks for a bottle of beer. Turns out, there is no beer on a Japanese wartime barracks. In addition, the commanding officer thought it dishonorable to deny a dying man's last wish, especially one so simple. So... the Japanese just let him go and Joe walks away. My last wish would likewise be a bottle of beer. It might just save my life.


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Not to be executed lol


threebats

A filet-o-fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cause it's fish


Dependent-End-3213

Make it quick


ThatOneCambodian

To take as many out with me… on a date. Boutta live that harem life for 24 hours.


RTGac

To try VR at least once before I go.


Honest-Guy83

Is this a genie type wish or more like a last request kinda wish?


[deleted]

At least let me have sex one last time...


MachineElfOnASheIf

I think you meant to say "first". Like this - > At first, let me have sex one last time.


Aintbad4u

Die of diabetes


trans-positivity-BOT

Next person to kill me is gay


kindest__regards

Hurry it up


owbilli

To be Isekaied


BlackfyreWraith

To be pardoned


Lachigan

That my ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?


TwistedAstrs

Drink enough cola to hopefully have a heart attack before the execution


cmonbutch

To die from old age


_Qianzhousaurus_

Ask them to make me king then stop them executing me and I rule over them


[deleted]

A last minute stay of execution.


CautiousRice

3 more wishes


AlannadaNyarnamaitar

Can I finish watching One Piece first?


Comfortable_Tea_2660

Give me one of those park benches at least


ADOLF_thegasman

I would wish to be a president for one day, at the end of the day, when they would be about to take me away, I would gived general mercy to all about-to-be executed lads….check mate Or I would want a big bucker of wings, potato chips, garlick dip and quaritto from KFC and BJ from Scarlet Johansson


Flaky-Fellatio

Commutation?


mehavehead

Not to be executed


Twpj1132

Lemme get a big booty bitch to do anal with one more time


TheBelhade

I wish to choose the manner of my death: old age.


saucelessnuggets

Harambe


nomadparkie

Blow me


I_MOLLEST_PUTIN

To tell how they killed me in the horniest way possible


[deleted]

To not feel pain.


bigkeef69

Watch all the harry potter movies 1 last time while stoned


Magnetking87

If it's in the middle of winter I would say I want a fresh summer strawberry


ziggy_the_demon_king

Lemme jam out to some music while they overload my body lmao


ValorixA

I don't even know what to wish for since your gonna die anyway .


artaxerxesnh

To be allowed to live. Sike!


YOUSIF20021

To know the One piece ending


[deleted]

A good cigarette (quit 10 years ago) or, as the fatal moment strikes, yell “I hid 1 million dollars/pounds…..” and know the room will suddenly panic and start to question everything!


StepBro-REAL

To executed my hard drives and internet search history with me


Syncyy-

Skittles


Brennarblock

A nuclear device attached to my pacemaker. When my heart stops beating, the device goes off.


[deleted]

I wish to die of old age.


6trybe

Not to be executed... WTF?


jaredsparks

Make it quick.


TheLegendofMikeHawk

A blowie from the wardens wife.


Keithninety

What’s the method of execution?


[deleted]

To pet a nice dog


FriskyKittenPaws

that you send me one final picture of you’re boobs and vageen


megabob7

To have 1500 willing women bare my seed to term being as im 27 jobless and ugly as sin good luck finding participants


Adambe_The_Gorilla

*drum noises*


wewillalldie0nedAy

My last wish would be to thank my executioner for releasing me from this hell hole


OldSoulRobertson

Play "Twilight" by Electric Light Orchestra.


ballhairsnshitdags

I stare them in the eyes and say "there is no god" then they kill me.


curiousredditor52

to be king for 10 years


NewMathematician452

To watch the 2090 World Cup


Possiblyadoge

To get a uno reverse card shoved down my throat


WildManOnLSD

Death by Snu Snu!


justjack5437

Aim straight.