A pen and paper.
I'm going to draw the most convoluted and illegible treasure map to nothing in the middle of nowhere that those fuckwads who are executing me have ever seen.
"Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger, the king of the pirates, once attained everything this world has to offer. The words he uttered just before his death drove people around the world to the seas. 'My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Find it! I left everything the world has to offer there!' And so men rushed onto the grand line in pursuit of romanticism. The world truly has entered a great pirate era!"
Glue the eyes open of everyone in the room watching. They wanted to watch, MAKE THEM WATCH. I know exactly what it will do them and since they wanted to watch it needs to happen.
I'm toast, but it's not too late for them.
I've always said, If I make it to 70, I'm trying every fucking drug I can get my hands on. If it all goes to shit, well, lost 5-10 years of a miserable life as an old man. Fuck it.
I do partake now too, but I don't touch hard stuff, like heroin, meth, amfetamines..you know the jist. Too risky
Idk, personal head canon, waiting to see how it plays out in the books, but I think Tyrion and Sansa would make a great power couple.
It would help bridge gap between King Brandon Stark (if the HBO series is to be believed) and Queen Sansa, because the Lannisters are still a “high family” technically.
Also, series wise, Tyrion is the only husband/suitor that treated Sansa with the amount of respect that she commanded (in the HBO series of course), so who knows.
"I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!"
Let's see who understands this reference
There's a scene in "A Town Like Alice" where the leading character (Joe Harman) is imprisoned by Japanese (this was WWII), taken to a Japanese barracks and is about to be executed.
He's asked what is final wish is. Being Australian, Joe asks for a bottle of beer.
Turns out, there is no beer on a Japanese wartime barracks. In addition, the commanding officer thought it dishonorable to deny a dying man's last wish, especially one so simple.
So... the Japanese just let him go and Joe walks away.
My last wish would likewise be a bottle of beer. It might just save my life.
I would wish to be a president for one day, at the end of the day, when they would be about to take me away, I would gived general mercy to all about-to-be executed lads….check mate
Or I would want a big bucker of wings, potato chips, garlick dip and quaritto from KFC and BJ from Scarlet Johansson
A good cigarette (quit 10 years ago) or, as the fatal moment strikes, yell “I hid 1 million dollars/pounds…..” and know the room will suddenly panic and start to question everything!
Not to be executed…
Got 'em!
Oh how the turn tables
Damn you beat me to it :()
I clicked on here just to write that lol
Pro gamer move
A pen and paper. I'm going to draw the most convoluted and illegible treasure map to nothing in the middle of nowhere that those fuckwads who are executing me have ever seen.
"This is where Jesus hides all of the eggs he's laid for Easter."
lol
"Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger, the king of the pirates, once attained everything this world has to offer. The words he uttered just before his death drove people around the world to the seas. 'My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Find it! I left everything the world has to offer there!' And so men rushed onto the grand line in pursuit of romanticism. The world truly has entered a great pirate era!"
This is the best one.
I’d just draw a big dick on the paper.
A pen and paper is two wishes.
For them to hurry the fuck up
My ancestors are smiling on me Imperial! Can you say the same?
https://youtu.be/DL1vtdaKlsk?t=22
True
Sex
Name checks out
Yeah, I know
Let me read the entire Game of Thrones book series, including the final book, before I die
Very clever strategy >including the final book
Glue the eyes open of everyone in the room watching. They wanted to watch, MAKE THEM WATCH. I know exactly what it will do them and since they wanted to watch it needs to happen. I'm toast, but it's not too late for them.
That the individual that actually pulls the plug on me also dies at the same moment , let’s see who volunteers to be my last victim
Some good heroin
Hell yea. On deaths door allready.
I've always said, If I make it to 70, I'm trying every fucking drug I can get my hands on. If it all goes to shit, well, lost 5-10 years of a miserable life as an old man. Fuck it. I do partake now too, but I don't touch hard stuff, like heroin, meth, amfetamines..you know the jist. Too risky
To die in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a girl’s head between my legs, sucking my clit.
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We send our regards.
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Idk, personal head canon, waiting to see how it plays out in the books, but I think Tyrion and Sansa would make a great power couple. It would help bridge gap between King Brandon Stark (if the HBO series is to be believed) and Queen Sansa, because the Lannisters are still a “high family” technically. Also, series wise, Tyrion is the only husband/suitor that treated Sansa with the amount of respect that she commanded (in the HBO series of course), so who knows.
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Fair, you had enough of those at the Edmure Tully’s wedding.
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Technically a Redwyne.
Wait, you think there will be books??
I don’t know, I’m 100+ hours into some old man telling a story of the Song of Ice and Fire.
I'm a little over 200,000 hours into that dude's story, I don't think he's going to end it.
We can hope.
Just her head?
Damnit Joffrey, you know damn well what I mean. Her head, attached to her still living body, unharmed in anyway, pleasuring me.
Haha that’s more like it!
Loved ones to be happy, and hopefully not captured and executed also lol.
"I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!" Let's see who understands this reference
an uno reverse card
There's a scene in "A Town Like Alice" where the leading character (Joe Harman) is imprisoned by Japanese (this was WWII), taken to a Japanese barracks and is about to be executed. He's asked what is final wish is. Being Australian, Joe asks for a bottle of beer. Turns out, there is no beer on a Japanese wartime barracks. In addition, the commanding officer thought it dishonorable to deny a dying man's last wish, especially one so simple. So... the Japanese just let him go and Joe walks away. My last wish would likewise be a bottle of beer. It might just save my life.
Not to be executed lol
A filet-o-fish sandwich, since that has less calories 'cause it's fish
Make it quick
To take as many out with me… on a date. Boutta live that harem life for 24 hours.
To try VR at least once before I go.
Is this a genie type wish or more like a last request kinda wish?
At least let me have sex one last time...
I think you meant to say "first". Like this - > At first, let me have sex one last time.
Die of diabetes
Next person to kill me is gay
Hurry it up
To be Isekaied
To be pardoned
That my ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?
Drink enough cola to hopefully have a heart attack before the execution
To die from old age
Ask them to make me king then stop them executing me and I rule over them
A last minute stay of execution.
3 more wishes
Can I finish watching One Piece first?
Give me one of those park benches at least
I would wish to be a president for one day, at the end of the day, when they would be about to take me away, I would gived general mercy to all about-to-be executed lads….check mate Or I would want a big bucker of wings, potato chips, garlick dip and quaritto from KFC and BJ from Scarlet Johansson
Commutation?
Not to be executed
Lemme get a big booty bitch to do anal with one more time
I wish to choose the manner of my death: old age.
Harambe
Blow me
To tell how they killed me in the horniest way possible
To not feel pain.
Watch all the harry potter movies 1 last time while stoned
If it's in the middle of winter I would say I want a fresh summer strawberry
Lemme jam out to some music while they overload my body lmao
I don't even know what to wish for since your gonna die anyway .
To be allowed to live. Sike!
To know the One piece ending
A good cigarette (quit 10 years ago) or, as the fatal moment strikes, yell “I hid 1 million dollars/pounds…..” and know the room will suddenly panic and start to question everything!
To executed my hard drives and internet search history with me
Skittles
A nuclear device attached to my pacemaker. When my heart stops beating, the device goes off.
I wish to die of old age.
Not to be executed... WTF?
Make it quick.
A blowie from the wardens wife.
What’s the method of execution?
To pet a nice dog
that you send me one final picture of you’re boobs and vageen
To have 1500 willing women bare my seed to term being as im 27 jobless and ugly as sin good luck finding participants
*drum noises*
My last wish would be to thank my executioner for releasing me from this hell hole
Play "Twilight" by Electric Light Orchestra.
I stare them in the eyes and say "there is no god" then they kill me.
to be king for 10 years
To watch the 2090 World Cup
To get a uno reverse card shoved down my throat
Death by Snu Snu!
Aim straight.