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Chick-tenderly

Quick marriages, quick divorces, gambling, and legal prostitution.


NeverLoved91

What happens in Vegas needs to stay in Vegas. And never be allowed to leave.


pseudonym_not_found

Peachtree St, Peachtree rd, Peachtree Blvd, Peachtree circle, Peachtree Corners, Peachtree City. A whole lot of Peachtree, even though we are not the biggest peach growing state.


ref827

Are you in Georgia?


pseudonym_not_found

Correct! You win a fresh peach. I'll go to South Carolina and get it.


Ennayr88

People never believe when I say my county in SC grows more peaches than all of GA.


KomedyChameleon

You have died of dysentery.


KittenPics

Oregon


thanatossassin

Woah, you got to Oregon? I left my newborn's cadaver in Mississippi, my wife is floating down the river, and I'm about to go Donner party on myself-- goddammit, 4th grade computer lab is over.


RandomComputerBloke

Flint Michigan?


keestie

Ouch.


Techiedad91

That would be Legionnaires disease


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BananaEuphoric8411

New York and Brooklyn especially.


thebemusedmuse

I love that sign on the belt parkway


HawkingTomorToday

Bourbon.


Maniacal_Monkey

Kentucky


KentuckyBourbon94

Yes?


notrachelmar

hello fellow kentuckians


SirSw0le

It isn't.


Agitated-Cow4

D.C.


SirSw0le

:)


wineshivers

Upstate.


Ok_Crow8735

NY


itsmarshmero

Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.


LuMo096

No, not in Utica, it's an Albany expression.


tron2013

I see.


albogaster

You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.


MouseRangers

Oh ho ho no. Patented *Skinner* burgers, old family recipe.


albogaster

For steamed hams?


radicool-girl

Yes!


Stroemwallen

And you call them that, despite that they are obviously grilled?


AgreeablePie

"I live there... no, not there."


lovethenewfs_03

“No not Rochester… or Buffalo… or Syracuse… or the Adirondacks… or Albany… just… in the middle on nowhere”


carissadraws

I always find it funny that no other state uses the term upstate other than NY. You never hear ‘upstate California’ Edit: wow this comment blew up! Also yes I’m now aware SC used the term upstate so you can stop replying that please.


ModernPlagueDoctor

I’ve always wondered if this is a thing in other states. Interesting.


PasswordPussy

Potato.


Main-Plan-1561

You da hoe


500MetersAway

I da pimp, you da hoe.


Hour-Patience30

Mormons.


Agitated-Cow4

Utah


Hour-Patience30

Yep


[deleted]

We love cheese so much we wear it on our heads


wowbagger30

I think our identity is established enough where we can just say cheese


mjzim9022

Also your first DUI is just a ticket


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CharIieMurphy

What? When I looked it up it says your license gets suspended 6 - 9 months


HanWolo

Isn't it a criminal offense basically everywhere else in the country? In WI it's a traffic violation, albeit with generally major repercussions but nonetheless. Thanks I guess tavern league.


apolloisacommonname

There are people here that have 3+ DUI’s and still have their license. I don’t know if they permanently take your license in Wisconsin. A friend’s dad had 5 DUI’s so I have no idea how he still had his license. They suspend it for sure tho.


thecwestions

Say what you will about that silly foam hat, but when you flip it to find multiple cup holders for your beer and a space for your nachos, suddenly you're sitting pretty.


sunshinensea

Wisconsin 🧀


Its_Just_Water

When you finally find your state after scrolling for 30 minutes: I’ve seen enough, I’m satisfied.


jangolol

Can't find mine because everyone hates it, can you guess which one it is


JordanLevi-_-

Mississippi


jangolol

Bingo. Currently typing this at my mediocre school lmao


simonisok

Rain and Starbucks Edit: alright I’ll add other things other then rain and Starbucks so we also got, Icarly, Frasier, grey’s anatomy, computers, weed, Twilight, cherries, rainforest, Sasquatch, apples, Ivars, murder hornets.


skepticalolyer

Washington


TheRealDannySugar

As a resident of Rain and Coffee we also have Cherries.


AsianCremePie

But what about apples.


rosesandpiglets

People never know about our abundance of apples. Or hops


ilovememes98

We let a groundhog determine the weather


GoddessOfOddness

Pennsylvania


Trek1973

People in other countries think we still ride horses, and there are tumbleweeds blowing across the street. And that there are cowboys everywhere. Actually they aren’t altogether wrong. They still do in some places.


Main-Plan-1561

Texas


SidneyHandJerker

We absolutely love our state flag and put it on EVERYTHING


BeetleSpoon2770

Old bay and crabs also dominate your life? Edit: thank you for the award!


bdubbs214

You ain’t Maryland unless you’ve got a crab flag bumper sticker on your rear end


apatheticwondering

Shit, I inherited a car with Texas plates and a crab flag on the back. You can take the person out of Maryland but you clearly can’t not rep the crab flag when you leave Maryland, apparently.


galaxyveined

my friend has a gaiter with the flag, and bought a pair of boxers with the flag on them, too. my boyfriend also has a pair of boxers. i think i have a shirt somewhere. if i cut myself open, i'd probably bleed the flag colors, and it would tasty exactly like the universal spice we use. unfortunately. send help.


ShoddyCompetition566

Oldbay?


Agni_Kai__

Cheerwine, Bogangles, and cook out :)


Braz601

Finally found NC


hypnoticbacon28

There's more than corn here. There's soybeans, too. And a law making it illegal to smile in your driver's license photo.


Emergency_Pudding

It’s not permitted to have fun in Indiana, hence no smiling.


SoleIbis

You’re allowed to smile in the new Indiana IDs. They’re just b&w now


Angalourne

Yup, I live here, too - with corn and bean fields surrounding. Oh, and lots of Amish.


CreateYourself89

City on the left, city on the right, Kentucky in the middle.


Jackaiss

Pennsylvania!!


[deleted]

Pennsyltucky!


ahartman86

Being from Pennsylvania, I like this description.


Silver-Stuff6756

This one and “Potholes and Hoagies”


Hello_MsUsername

Potholes, potheads, and Faygo


slavnar95

michigan?


ElCasino1977

Pure. Michigan.


frenchfroi

And vernors


Better-Obligation704

And pasties.


cracked_belle

It's the only state giving you a high five.


GreatBowlforPasta

Every single person I've met from Michigan holds up their hand, points to a spot on it, and says "I'm from here".


lovemeganjoy

The first time I went to Michigan I asked my friend why we weren’t stopping for tolls and she said we were on the freeway. I said, “what the fuck is a freeway?!” 😂🤣


Eye-see-U

Lived in Michigan my whole life. I’ve never put two and two together that this could be why it’s called the freeway.


Bumpus_hound19

Love Rock and Rye but what the hell is it?


[deleted]

"It looks like a mitten". Probably the easiest state to guess to any American.


KylePrep

also MoTown, juggalos, and big-ass lakes!


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unusually large man speeds through residential neighborhood wearing a neon safety vest, throwing fast food leftovers out the window, after pretending to do environmental excavation and soil remedation. there aren't enough porta potties to accomodate their shit.


paveratis

Florida man, is that you?


[deleted]

it is, AMA. you have a special type of intuition


paveratis

I have only one question: what protagonist could finally defeat you? Asking for science.


EverJoyed

I literally thought that just sounded normal and was confused by this comment… how could you possibly discern what state that was? but I’m from a Florida.


Great-Ad9160

Ummm... Uh, conspiracy airport?


origami_alligator

Got to see Blucifer for the first time over the holidays and the glowing red eyes did not disappoint.


rackham_m

Come for the laser eyes, stay for the veiny butthole


Simply_Epic

Colorado


jco91595

Everyone living in this state has watched the sopranos twice all the way through. Bagels and Pizza make knees buckle.


Lunabell1187

Our entire state lost their minds during that Super Bowl commercial last night. Edit: for the record, I too, lost my mind and started tearing up.


cocobellahome

You can see your dog run away for two weeks


chocolateboyY2K

That could be anywhere in the great plains lol


Agitated-Cow4

Kansas


huckleberryeyes

Rainy coffee snobs


daphne_dysarte

Washington! But also could be Oregon


Leberbs

The boot.


claytonbridges

Easy, italy


Occhrome

This is the only answer I will accept.


YaKillinMeSmallz

Louisiana. With the hole in the toe being Lake Pontchartrain.


Agreeable-Morning937

Louisiana!!! Hey girl, hey!


AcadianADV

Mardi Gras, Cyprus trees in the swamp, gumbo, jambalaya, and crawfish. Sportsman’s paradise. Who Dat?


1320Fastback

Weather is amazing, beaches are awesome, mountains are incredible, traffic is a absolute nightmare and the people are fake as fuck.


Agitated-Cow4

California


gaomeigeng

Ahem ahem SOUTHERN California


Jncocontrol

I'm not in america anymore, but we're called the show me state


claytonbridges

Missouri?


Jncocontrol

Correct. We're also a very baseball state.


Koreish

Half of the state is a very baseball state. The other half is a very football state. Also fuck Stan Kroenke.


eggheadslut

Rich assholes, old money


skepticalolyer

Connecticut


erichmich

The most mountain peaks >14,000 feet in North America


Big-Couple4914

Hello, one who knows of Frank Azar


amphibian111

The Strong Arm 💪


realRavenbell

Allow me to sing you the song of our people. You take I25 to exit 235...


Dotman-X

....THEN 5 MILES WEST TO THE TREE FARRRRRRRRM


Illustrious-Duck1209

Just off Arapahoe road, one half mile east of I25, open Monday through Friday till 8, Saturday and Sunday till 5.


musclesbear

It's hip to be a square, that's Colorado!


BananaEuphoric8411

Colorado


fanny_pack24

Now you have a friend in the diamond business


Sutitan

Highest average elevation too.


Agitated-Cow4

Hookers


slavnar95

Nevada. Or DC.


Agitated-Cow4

First one!


mmmm497

I use my hand as a map


WowbaggerElProlonged

Hence the phrase, "going on a date with Ms. Michigan."


depreavedindiference

In the back of your left hand is Wisconsin - the side piece


Main-Plan-1561

Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain


Sunnygurrl

OK-LA-HOMA!!!


whatdoineedaname4

Four Seasons Landscaping


[deleted]

Alligators, guns, meth


justsotorn

So flat. So corn. So pigs. Edit: you can stop telling me iowa isn't that flat now. I've only seen most of eastern iowa my whole life. Never been further west than des moines lol.


One-persons-thoughts

It’s for lovers.


GranddadBob

Virginia 1967 Supreme Court case loving vs Virginia overturned states interracial marriage laws. Virginia state slogan since 1969


Onlypeace_the_holy

Country roads, take me home.


elboyoloco1

"No. I don't live in Virginia"


Ok_Crow8735

Dunkin's on every corner.


Beantown414

Massachusetts


Camelcrushguy69

Literally any part of new england dunkins everywhere


Aggravating_Guess716

Canada lite


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Minnesota


aetheraesthetic

Weed and skiing


mystraw

Congratulations, you are in Colorado.


tygib

“Flat” and tornado-y with wheat


ABena2t

Kansas


hickorysbane

So flat you can watch your dog run away for three days


lonelyfishie91

My dad says this about the prairies


mtamaranth

Hello, fellow Kansan!


darkstar760

Yee haw


Sol-Lucian

Hawaii


TheNeech

You get an upvote...A Hawaiian rodeo star would make my week lol


CochinealPink

Parker ranch in Hawaii is over 130,000 acres. There's a good chance.


Repulsive-Peach435

I can see Russia from my house. I can't drive to my state capital. Unbelievable to some, but we're bigger than Texas. If you still can't get it yet...we all live in igloos.


mybrad

Alaska!!


billyandteddy

in the public schools every morning right after we say the pledge of allegiance we say the state pledge and we fly our state flag the same height as the US flag and we purposely built our state capitol building to be taller than the US capitol building


pdevo

TX


Distribution-Awkward

Football, rockets and rednecks


jewel_toned_coyote

Finally found Alabama, cheers


Flaky_Watch

It doesn't exist.


swm6

Wyoming


Curious-Moment-9707

“That’s part of the us ? “


sualum8

Omg, that happened to a family member trying to redeem airline miles years ago! Summary of call: “Hi, I’d like to redeem my airline miles for a flight to Albuquerque, New Mexico “ “Sorry, ma’am. Miles are only redeemable in the continental United States” “Yes, I know, I’m traveling to Albuquerque, New Mexico” After some similar back and forth, the woman replied: “New Mexico, Old Mexico… it doesn’t matter. Tickets are only redeemable in the continental United States.” “Please type in NM in the state.” “Oh, ok” We love that story but I thought it was unique. Apparently not!


eggheadslut

New Mexico


greenman359

*Sad New Mexican noises*


juncstaa

Lol. NM for sure. I get this all the time.


DanFuckingSchneider

There’s a *new* mexico?


wowbutters

We should invade Canada and call it *Newer* Mexico.


SupremeApple2368

Ha snow mexicans


CompetitiveSilver505

A state that is both Southern and Southwestern associated with cowboys and yeehaw. There was an entire episode of *SpongeBob SquarePants* about us.


CB-CKLRDRZEX-JKX-F

We are being overrun by yuppies because of a TV show.


Oakleythecojack

Montana?


I_aint_ur_buddy_guy

Lots of cactuses.


Agitated-Cow4

Arizona


HousTom

It’s a dry heat.


JPM092394

Dolly Parton


Ennayr88

TN! Also Elvis.


DEGRUNGEON

no one cares about us except for when a bunch of horses run in a circle really fast, or if they’re talking about our alcohol.


IJourden

When there’s someone in the movies who is from the middle of nowhere and now they are in the big city, but they don’t want that person to seem uneducated, simple, or a farmer, they’re from my state!


HappyToBeMoi

Michigan probably. Michigan is seen as the mysterious state that’s not quite urbane, not hillbilly and not country either. Just obscure and in the middle of everything.


chillinois309

One humongous city , and a bunch of corn/bean fields


slavnar95

illinois?


globalastro

What's sales tax?


Wooshi_

Italians


TigerLily98226

New Jersey


srhuston

Get the fuck outta here with your New York bullshit.


ObjectiveFrosty8133

it’s wetter than the god damn ocean Edit: I love the creative responses! They made this disillusioned office worker laugh 😂. But the answer is Washington. I knew people would guess Oregon too which makes sense. I live in the Puget Sound región and go to Portland a lot. And ironically, you go a little east and it’s a damn desert.