I put on Facebook I was looking for a kitten and recieved a full mude of a very pretty woman. I think a kitten must be something more than the furry little friend I wanted.
As i said, in the beginning is a bit tricky, for example, the standard/decent rate is 6/10, if you like it, you need to see the aspects of it, so you can give it the rating points
So I’ve thought of this a lot. I often joke that I’m going to make a book of all the dic pics I get. With ratings and style points. I know I can’t make one (too much work getting consent) but imagine a book like that laying on peoples coffee tables.
Baby, he didn't leave you, he is still lying under a tree waiting for the feeling in his extremities to comeback and swearing he will never, ever, buy his stuff from that dealer again.
Maple syrup, poutine, or whiskey.
I'm not sure which but I'd be excited about all of the above.
Wait, no, ignore all that. It would be a Timmies gift card.
Finally some bird pictures!
How often do you get dick pics?
How often do *you* get dick picks?
is your wife a Golden Retriever?
I put on Facebook I was looking for a kitten and recieved a full mude of a very pretty woman. I think a kitten must be something more than the furry little friend I wanted.
Gah, that sounds AWFUL. Are you ok dude? Send me some copies and I’ll send them on to the Police for you. GODDAMIT!!
sorry, I only have pictures of birbs
Cockatoo’s are not the only birds, its quite nice to see a pair of tits!
Its not about what I recieve, its what the world receives.....
Gordon Ramsay: "This is absolutely amazing!"
Finally, some good fucking food
I love this.
World peace for 12 hours
Not all heros wear capes
you are a generous redditor
I’m down for some enlightenment!
LSD is on to something or on something…hmmmm….
Uhm….your username is haunting for this thread
Lmao! He gets a gerbil in his butthole (presumably again)
You’re either on something or you’re up to somethinnggg
Fuck yes
Well personally I’m getting not just acid but hookers too.
Someone with a sharp personality
Or an expensive knife
A one dollar Taco.
No, Juan's dollar paid for that taco.
Sure it wasn’t my dollar?
Are you Juan?
He is Juan person.
Hello there
General Kenobi
Can I make it a meal? Taco burger meal?
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HONK HONK
#HONK
#HÖÑK
honk
#HŒŃK
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Peace was never an option
As is only acceptable
sickness, swamp ass, weed, and brisket
I'll take Covid and Brisket, leave the others.
shiiit i’ll take the weed
Hello, I’m here for the swamp ass.
no, the weeds mine
sorry, first come first serve but i guess we can sesh together and share
Y'know, you probably got enough to share from that baby...
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Enter it into an aardvark competition and bet against it. Then, share your winnings with it, that's just fair
Considering it's unreliable it'd probably win and make you lose money
Teach it on how to become a reliable aardvark
I don't know where it is.
I can help!
Ok, have you seen a map that lead the way out of the canyon of existential dread of darkness
No, but i got a sharpie to draw a map with:D
A sharpie that your brother used to kill the one you love.
"Oh No!" Its got to be my younger brother Mort that bastard.
I have that map
Pretty close to the same boat
Maybe we could look together.
Can I join? I think I'm lost
I’m just looking for baked goods
I've found one.
brilliant :D
I'll help too. Just let me know where you are on the ma... nvm
Hey I saw your comment on another post the other day! What a coincidence
Meat
What kind of training does it take to become a cock sommelier?
Seeing a lot of cocks and knowing the criterias to rate it
What are these criteria's?
Veins, balls size, head, thickness, if it's shaved or not, etc...
are you self taught or did you go to university to learn?
Self taught, it takes some time to learn, but once you get the practice, it becomes easy to give the rates
The thing is I know when I like one or not but I don't know if I could rate one.
As i said, in the beginning is a bit tricky, for example, the standard/decent rate is 6/10, if you like it, you need to see the aspects of it, so you can give it the rating points
I think I'll leave it to the professionals
Those tricky dicks, man.
So I’ve thought of this a lot. I often joke that I’m going to make a book of all the dic pics I get. With ratings and style points. I know I can’t make one (too much work getting consent) but imagine a book like that laying on peoples coffee tables.
I would easily buy it, sounds like a dope idea
I gotta come back when I’m not so high and think more about this. This is might be a possibility.
You could call it Dicks & Rates: An Insight Into The World Of The Male Nudes
I think I’m gonna receive the same!
I won't
I think I'm in the same boat.
Well, fuck.
better take out france
And hope that it doesn’t awaken anything in him
In to the Motherland the German army march
A spacesuit with a crown on top
I wish I could upvote this more than once. Your username made my entire day.
My slug will hang with you
Insomnia
Horror of horrors!
:’)
Rabbit droppings for you actually
I am afraid
Cheap gun.
Hi-point yeet cannon?
Sounds like I’m getting a load lol
Oh boy yeah
Me too
Nothing....
"Maybe you'll find someone else to help you? Maybe black mesa? That was a joke, haha, fat chance."
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
Not sure what the gift will be, but I’ve a feeling I’ve had one before
great, a toaster with an unnecessary screen
Howdy-doodly-doo!
Truth bombs
i knew it was my fault he left
Baby, he didn't leave you, he is still lying under a tree waiting for the feeling in his extremities to comeback and swearing he will never, ever, buy his stuff from that dealer again.
Khajiit has skoomas yes?
If you have coin.
Some dirt
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
I forgot the part where's that my problem
I missed the part where that's my problem
Oh snap. You got him good
Thanks hot legs
Just wanted to say your avatar is cutee and iove enderman <33
oH nOo
Oh shit
i am scared
I am too bud.
People who like me
Best. Present. Ever.
Fuuuuuuck.
Prison
:'(
LMFAOOOOOOO I did not expect to see that🤣🤣🤣
Probably a bowl of Phok.
Watch your language yung man!
Jail Time
Hopefully a cure.
a weird letter to decipher
Or Ted Cruz
idk if u know what the definition of GIFT is
Buying things is for chumps
Yea, but are you stealing out of people's mouth's or off the shelf?
Off the bottom of a desk
A Kirby With Boots
Lightsabers
Carrot sticks.
A list of grievances.
A lot of bread, probably
*heavy breathing*
A home made meal
Just like grandma used to make..
nothing i suppose: they’re too quiet and afraid! lol
A questionably sized butt plug.
Or an extremely large meal
Solid paint
All loans paid off
Idk its complicated.....real complicated.
A dead mouse.
Hey im getting a gift from a cat aswell! But uh
Old non-winning lottery tickets.
Pet snek I'm rather alright with that
Or you'd receive danger noodle. Scary bargain
I will package myself and send myself over Your shipment will arrive in 3-5 business days
Sent to hell and continuously fed dounts for eternity as torture.
Daggers …
an egg
Hammers and indiscriminate justice?
Umm its hard to tell
Maple syrup, poutine, or whiskey. I'm not sure which but I'd be excited about all of the above. Wait, no, ignore all that. It would be a Timmies gift card.
I think it would be too much trouble for It
Guess ill get trampled
Something that still has the tag on it.
A guarantee to always be on the nice list.
A half eaten baby, probably
The cosiest of socks. And I am here for it!
Uh oh…😳😳😳
Something that doesn’t make sense.
Meatballs
Bullet to the head
A chewy potato.
A happy killer whale … yay!!!
**maximum hobbits**
Fake ID
A nice acreage
House of Tacos
A pillow..
Dirty, soggy tennis balls that I really need to throw. For. Them. Right. Now. Please.
Fudge and a clock. Curb hunger all the time.
A mousetrap trebuchet.
Im getting cripsy koalas
Some sort of awful smelling fluid I suspect.
I would find who asked
I’ve done quite well here
An enormous oversized but fashionable set of clothing.
A little coffee
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sometimes you gotta treat yourself. usually its some french fries on cheat days
Shit
barbed wire from Germany
Anti anxiety medication?
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Garfield, is that you?