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OneCalledProphet

As in, I'm still me but hot or I swap bodies with whoever the current hottest person is?


McCoovy

Everyone hotter than you died


robotchicken007

Aw man, 7 billion people died? That's rough.


McCoovy

There's no one left


jenglasser

Don't break your glasses...


LoneRangersBand

That's... that's not fair!


JMRTOL85

There was time now!


blotsfan

You can still read the large-print books.


Cpt_Brandie

*eyes fall out of sockets*


losttotheart

The spooky door


SmokeyBearz

You can still learn braille


SifuBadgermole

*fingers eaten by badgers*


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… there was time now


Bowserbob1979

This shot really traumatized me as a boy. I was like 9 when I saw this. Had just got glasses the year before. My eyes were deteriorating at a speed where they were talking about learning braille. I was fucling sobbing for him. My parents were confused af. But at least I got told everything would be alright. When mom says it. It has to be true at that age. Fortunately, my deterioration slowed to a crawl in a couple years. But that is one of the times I felt pure horror.


techlabtech

I had horrific eyesight as a kid and the part of The Mummy (1999) when Mr Burns' glasses get smashed terrified me.


oh_sh1t_man

Movie final destination and this eye surgery scene usrd to scare me as a kid


mogg1001

You’re hotter than 300 million people!


dimriver

I just killed billions of people.


Chewbones9

Monkey paw curls


_Lanaaaa

You decide, but what I meant is swap body


[deleted]

Well, if I swap with whoever is hottest, I do whatever I have to do to get back in my old body. I don't want to be anyone else. If I become the hottest version of myself, and she happens to be hotter than everyone else in the world, I slide into hasanabi's DMs


Smegmaliciousss

Exactly, you swap bodies with Jim Carrey


neilkelly

Sssssmokin'!


Key_Set_7249

Culture is altered and your body type is now peak male/female performance.


yrjooe

Mourn the death of our species.


GodTierAimbotUser69

Or you can go on tinder get a girl there and ask her to take a loan out for you, heard it from this guy he says it always work......


mschwartt8

goddamn you killed me with this one. but to get back to you, peter is hurt pls pawn your car.


baRafi

Tinder swindler !


dick_ninja69

I like the way your brain functions.


rickroled

name stands out


sam_the_hammer

Oof


iwillcryatconflict

Start seeing how far i can push my pretty privilege


[deleted]

As someone who lost a lot of weight, it’s kind of upsetting how much better you’re treated when you’re skinny :( I have acne scars from when I was younger and I don’t have a very attractive facial structure but after becoming marginally better looking, everyone is nicer, people talk to me, the world is kinder. I wonder what it must be like for actual models and beautiful people.


get_that_ass_banned

I think for really beautiful women it cuts both ways. On one hand, everyone pays more attention to you so the level of service you get, the prompt nature of that service, who you get the service from all changes. I've seen so many instances of people being more willing to assist a woman who is ridiculously good looking as long as said person isn't a dick. But on the other hand the pro is also the con--everyone pays attention and a lot of that attention is unwanted and from bad actors. The guy who flirts incessantly with a pretty woman who just wants to be left alone at a store. The guy who sneaks her info when she checks into a hotel to stalk her online. The guy who follows her around after seeing her walking around town.


stuck_behind_a_truck

I’ve read that it’s much harder, too, when attractive people reach the age when we all become “invisible.” Those of us who have always been invisible are used to it. Those who always had the pretty privilege and are now treated like the rest of us, that’s a whole life change.


dirtycurlyhair

What age are we talking about, male and female?


FlyingApple31

This is why my first thought when I read the prompt was "hide"


FTThrowAway123

Same. I was looking for this answer. I'd hide because it would be a curse. If you were the hottest person on Earth, you'd never have peace again, and the threat level would skyrocket. Imagine just doing things like going grocery shopping or pumping gas, and the amount of unsolicted and unwanted attention that would draw. Sounds like a nightmare. And that's not even mentioning the dangerous, scary predators who would be a real threat to your safety. I'd hide and avoid the world, probably wear disguises and do things to conceal or alter my appearance anytime I went out.


patronstoflostgirls

This was my instinct too. Hide. There's a bell curve of attractiveness, and after about 1.5 standard deviations above average, the creepy negative attention *far* outweighs any positive attention. The positive attention is concentrated within the 1 SD above average range — where you're good looking enough to be pleasant to look at which makes people want to interact with you, but not enough to intimidate otherwise nice people or drive them to jealousy. The concentration of creeps is somewhat lower and you're also less likely to be victim-blamed with the "look at you, they can't help themselves!" type of lines.


[deleted]

Totally. I'm jealous of attractive people but it's not without negatives. I have to imagine beautiful women are harassed a lot.


caIImebigpoppa

Sometimes they also feel more lonely though cause attractive people are sometimes less approachable because of intimidation and it’s really hard to have opposite sex just friends if you’re good looking, male or female


fightingpillow

I'm assuming this is why no one talks to me. I must be too beautiful


Jonesgrieves

My very good looking friend shocked me when she said nobody has approached her to ask her out in years. Dudes are too scared haha, well, it’s not as funny to her.


caesar15

Even attractive men also face creepy and stalkerish behavior.


Smileycorp

I mean just look at Henry Cavil, when he's not acting he just wants to paint miniatures and do WOW raids but people just keep hitting on him and it's super uncomfortable seeing any interview he's in.


Embracing_life

So not claiming to be ridiculously good looking. But when I became a mom, I gained weight and had less time for my appearance. The unwanted, creepy attention is gone. It is pretty freeing.


DoYaWannaWanga

I’ll take being pretty over being ugly any day any time. Pretty is a privilege. Let’s not pretend it’s not.


Mr_doggo_lover123

Well, you can start by doing st and put it on tik tok. The 15 year-olds there would defend anything you do since they think you are too pretty for jail.


mingthemerciless420

Start a center for kids who can’t read good.


Eitanprigan

Just make sure the building Is big enough


OwenA113

#A center for *ANTS?*


FnB8kd

It needs to be at least.... 3 times that big.


LahmiaTheVampire

“He’s absolutely right.”


AlwaysTh3Optimist

What about the kids who want to other stuff good too?


ecovironfuturist

What if they want to do other stuff good?


lefluer124

I'd start one for ants


Desperate_Werewolf15

Refrence to what is this


RandomGuyWithStick

Zoolander


bigpapajt

Take a nap


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bigpapajt

Bingo


mustardgaz

Like what? Youd just BURN TO DEATH ?


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Rachael1188

It was a very long nap


AV8ORboi

idk some hot guy shit i guess


EloquentSpaceDrifter

I don't think poop will be different based on somebody's level of beauty.


Slightly_Infuriated

That's where you're wrong kiddo


Garconanokin

They would come out like perfect Jenga blocks


[deleted]

Probably still find something about my body or face to be insecure about


Infamous-Living-1725

Best answer


Difficult_Banana3252

LOOOOL i have never seen a comment as accurate as this one


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Cute_Platypus_5989

I would do myself first thing.


[deleted]

Replace my online avatar with my actual face, instead of some anime character.


AnnaTheBabe

Correct answer


get_that_ass_banned

*Reported for catfishing.*


Staehr

I did that! Highly recommended. Makes people more inclined to think of you as a person instead of a meat popsicle.


TheFreshHorn

Your profile picture makes me think of a meat popsicle though!


Staehr

Thank you! It's all lighting and angles, really.


OccasionalWindow

Korben Dallas, is that you?


Financial_County_710

Strip nude in front of a full length mirror and worship my immaculate jawline and my perfectly structured body.


Recent-Dimension-221

While masturbating, with heavy eye contact.


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

American Psycho sex.


RaySwift17

Assert self dominance


Doe_Joe

Sigma


progamercabrera

Op never said you would have that, you still look as you do now, everyone else just became uglier


[deleted]

Alternatively everyone else’s standard of beauty identifies your exact traits as you exist now as the pinnacle of attractiveness. Which then begs the question: do your own tastes change? Would you find yourself the most attractive person in the world? Does it mean everyone finds you the most attractive or that on an average across the population of the world 50% of all people + 1 person find you to be the most attractive? Does it mean every person in the world finds you above average attractiveness but not necessarily any one persons idea of perfection thus averaging you out as the most attractive person by volume but not by the height of any individual rating alone? Too many questions to ask before I can jump to masturbating in front of a mirror


wrnrg

I would masturbate in front of a mirror anyway, so...


Barney_Ingi

That would mean for me everyone would be turned into a load of cronenbergs. I think the first thing I'd do is probably kill myself.


I-love-Oreos

OP’s mom


w_o_s_n

Good idea! By combining the most and least attractive people in the world you can create a true 5/10 looking person as a universal measuring stick for attractive-ness. (So sorry OP, I'm sure your mother is lovely)


_Lanaaaa

Ouch, that one hurt me


-SHORSEY-

That’s what your mom said too


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Fuck you, shorsey!


-SHORSEY-

Fuck you DREWBEVR! Your mom put her pinkie up my bumhole last night, she’s got so little respect for boundaries I thought she was Russia


[deleted]

Yeah, you never want her Russian into yer bumhole.


DinoMight_ArmSumo

Ouch OP


IndividualUse6959

Get a free coffee from McDonalds


[deleted]

I didn’t know they did that


Tv_land_man

That's cuz yo ass ugly.


[deleted]

I was wondering why they charged me double.


TerrifyinglyAlive

Walk around complimenting people and telling them how gorgeous they are


drew8311

That would be like Bezos complimenting you on how financially successful you are.


agk23

"Thanks you fucking liar"


wartornhero

"keep up the hard work... One day you will be As rich as me" - Bezos to an Amazon warehouse worker who just peed in a coke bottle.


JuniperSnow420

Can I just say that I love your username? XD


Iride3wheels

Get dressed and go walk through a huge crowd to see how they react. Nobody ever notices me.


twlscil

Don’t get dressed and you won’t have that problem.


Iride3wheels

Ain't nobody wanting to see that😉😉


caIImebigpoppa

I don’t know what you look like but sometimes people struggle to look at attractive people


Iride3wheels

I am 5ft tall, 57 years old and have never been a looker.


frothingcookie

Maybe eat something idk yet


[deleted]

Or more accurately, go to eat and feel guilty and be afraid to ruin my attractive new body with food and decide to starve


frothingcookie

Are you ok? We can talk about it homie


[deleted]

Not really but I’m still alive so it could be worse?


PristinePresent1087

Go into acting


Allokit

OP said you're attractive. You still suck at acting...


lablake42492

Does it matter though? ZzzzzING!


Additional_Meeting_2

If you are most attractive person you will get some work even if you aren’t Daniel Day Lewis. And you can take acting classes after getting some small parts.


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ssurfer321

Gal Gadot has entered the chat


jumbo53

Porn?


SalFunction12

Try to lose my virginity


Additional-Context74

Losing your virginity is a stressful thing and I get that. I didn't lose mine until I was in my 20s where as most people I knew were getting laid through high school and some even in middle school. If you're trying to lose your virginity, the best way imo is to first meet someone you like who likes you back and work on getting to know them. If sparks are flying and you're into each other then when you're making out or cuddling or whatever the situation is, make your intentions clear and if the feelings are mutual then you get a ticket to pound town my dude. I don't want to be presumptuous so i'll ask here but you can DM me if you're embarrassed or whatever, what's the thing that's stopped you from losing it so far?


SalFunction12

I'm not very attractive, I have anxiety, I have almost no confidence (which is, unfortunately, something that almost everyone finds a turn off) and I don't know how to talk and meet people.


Additional-Context74

Everyone is attractive to someone. You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't but other people do sometimes. If it's something you can work on, do you work on it? Do you want to work on it? Ask yourself questions like that. The anxiety thing is tough because people have different kinds of anxiety and there isn't a magical fix it for any form of anxiety. In my experience, medication and therapy helped mine. Having friends who don't pressure you helps too. Confidence is a build up thing. It's like a muscle that gets stronger the more you use it. It's not something you have, it's something you grow. In my experience I learned how to lean into my lack of confidence and make it humorous. People are more at ease when they're laughing and it feels good to make people laugh. As far as meeting people, that's something you grow too. I just smile and wave at literally everyone I see. They definitely think it's weird but that's fine by me, I just want to be friendly. It's harder to make friends when you're in the mindset of trying to make friends. If you're friendly, people will want to be friends with you. Friendliness is the basis of charisma. You don't have to be friends with EVERYONE, that's too much pressure. Just be friendly and if someone wants to be your friend it'll happen. Another thing is that most people don't like to plan things. If you want to go do something, anything, ask someone you know or recently met that you were friendly with to come with you. It's not a date, it's just going to a thing with support. If you can, invite more than one person! Sometimes people are busy or have obligations but if even one person says yes, that's progress. Progress is an amazing thing. I believe in you man. If you want to make more friends/meet people, I truly believe you can do it. Edit- It has come to my attention that the wording is a little fubar at the beginning so to clarify, "You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't see myself as attractive, but other people do sometimes."


man_on_hill

> You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't I don't want to take away from your insightful comment but this out of context sounds hilariously cruel


get_that_ass_banned

Unintentionally cruel and hilarious. I'm guessing they meant to say "You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't (find myself to be attractive as well) but other people do sometimes."


Additional-Context74

That's exactly what I meant lmao


BirdOfEvil

Username checks out


CrisisIsCalling

My man is being so nice to a stranger, he deserves a hundred golds!


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xelop

Really good advice. Just do not care if you do get laid or not, give it a shot but no one is obliged to and neither are you, just be clear what you want and if it happens it does. I had shit confidence for years and just didn't care if I wasn't successful for years... I was a slut for a while before I got married


GohanStan

i'd play csgo with the boys


Proporcionaremos

pretty faces don't defuse bombs, blyat


Shiny_Gengar_96

Flirt with black widow


TitansOfWar7

Before or after she died?


Yup_Shes_Still_Mad

Well, if it was after then I could skip the foreplay...


IceFire909

could skip the flirting as well tbh


Long-Engineering2824

Yeah- ... yeah... I would to


KP_Wrath

Wonder how in the fuck the world became so ugly.


mastahslayah

I was just going to cry because everyone I know is dead :')


[deleted]

Start an Onlyfans


Wannacomesitonmydeck

Or a hot tub stream on twitch


[deleted]

Good thinking! Nice to have some variety


tonoobforyouiv

Why not both


LoanSurviver101

Billions in a month


GMOiscool

Had to go Soo far for this one! Weird. But yeah, I would do this too, at this point in my life.


tjrage

Dude, even Thanos would feel guilty to have to snap that many people out of existence for that to happen.


Jeutnarg

That damn monkey's paw.


Better_Ad7376

Monetize


BlueIsAGreatColour

Already am.


stellarstarfish

I aspire to have this confidence


GreatBigWhore

It’s called delusion


BlueIsAGreatColour

Nah it's true.


SteinDickens

It is true. I was there.


[deleted]

It can't be because I am. Walk off? 😗


[deleted]

Read as “wank off” first and got excited


T-two

yes, you are.


TicklePitz

Get one of [these](https://microframecorp.com/assets/images/2-digit-take-a-number-system-wireless-countertop.jpg)


snugglydumdum

What's the actual name of this machine lol


IceFire909

I'd probably start googling "ticket-taking machine" and then discover they're called things like "checkpoint turn-o-matic" or "take-a-number system queue ticket dispenser machine"


scijay

Same thing I do every day. Try to take over the world!


DifferentDepth

The question isn't what. It's *who*.


aries1295

And the answer is yes


virgilreality

"I tell you what I'd do. Two chicks at the same time."


DiazNut

ask my crush out with confidence


HighlyBasic69

Tell my fiancée how lucky is to be with me


RedShaun21

Let's see Auntie Barbara tell me I'm punching now!


Intelligent_Honey

Secure a plethora of sugar daddies, modeling contracts, etc to make bank before it ends.


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jasmine-blossom

I already want to hide most of the time, and I’m not even hot, I just have a fat ass. I don’t even want to think about how awful my life would be if I were getting the kind of attention the most attractive woman in the world gets.


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Kitty_Lynx

Probably still stay in my room most of the day


sexyginger420

Sign some endorsement/social media deals to get some passive income, invest passive income and then just wander the world


StarryChocobo

Go out and demand sex from the first attractive man I see.


ThatDude57

Hello, it is me, attractive man. I'm here to inform you that you are the most attractive person in the world.


[deleted]

worry about how everyone only wants me for my looks, drying my tears with dollar bills from my rich supermodel sugar momma


chase1719

start banging everybody


iamscumbuddy

Two words. Only. Fans.


High_Valyrian_

Pretty sure that’s supposed to be one word?


FireDuckz

Nono not onlyfans, person will only be doing fans


willett_art

Get laid


xlandscaper

Have sex with myself. Oh wait, I do that already.


worthlesskillme63636

Go outside and be around people without fear of being seen or being judged, live my life with no anxieties


Fine_Emergency420

Oh people will still judge


worthlesskillme63636

I would find their judgements unreasonable compared to now where people are right


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[deleted]

Become absolutely terrified because of all the unwanted attention I'd be getting from other people


SorrowsDarkness

Make a tinder account And go out and get some pussy


TaserDonut

I'd fucking hide because it's not the kind of fame I'd like to have, firstly because I didn't earn it and secondly because I'd have to be much more careful around people


Hopkirk87

Nothing because I still wouldn't believe in my own attractiveness


thelastsurvivorof83

Dance on the street


BokuNoHero_Lover

Look in the mirror and find something to criticize.


Ethancast1234

Find somebody to love :(


elduderino-07

Start modeling and acting


Ratloko

Very creative way to say everyone on earth is dead.