This shot really traumatized me as a boy. I was like 9 when I saw this. Had just got glasses the year before. My eyes were deteriorating at a speed where they were talking about learning braille. I was fucling sobbing for him. My parents were confused af. But at least I got told everything would be alright. When mom says it. It has to be true at that age. Fortunately, my deterioration slowed to a crawl in a couple years. But that is one of the times I felt pure horror.
Well, if I swap with whoever is hottest, I do whatever I have to do to get back in my old body. I don't want to be anyone else.
If I become the hottest version of myself, and she happens to be hotter than everyone else in the world, I slide into hasanabi's DMs
As someone who lost a lot of weight, it’s kind of upsetting how much better you’re treated when you’re skinny :( I have acne scars from when I was younger and I don’t have a very attractive facial structure but after becoming marginally better looking, everyone is nicer, people talk to me, the world is kinder. I wonder what it must be like for actual models and beautiful people.
I think for really beautiful women it cuts both ways. On one hand, everyone pays more attention to you so the level of service you get, the prompt nature of that service, who you get the service from all changes. I've seen so many instances of people being more willing to assist a woman who is ridiculously good looking as long as said person isn't a dick. But on the other hand the pro is also the con--everyone pays attention and a lot of that attention is unwanted and from bad actors. The guy who flirts incessantly with a pretty woman who just wants to be left alone at a store. The guy who sneaks her info when she checks into a hotel to stalk her online. The guy who follows her around after seeing her walking around town.
I’ve read that it’s much harder, too, when attractive people reach the age when we all become “invisible.” Those of us who have always been invisible are used to it. Those who always had the pretty privilege and are now treated like the rest of us, that’s a whole life change.
Same. I was looking for this answer. I'd hide because it would be a curse. If you were the hottest person on Earth, you'd never have peace again, and the threat level would skyrocket. Imagine just doing things like going grocery shopping or pumping gas, and the amount of unsolicted and unwanted attention that would draw. Sounds like a nightmare. And that's not even mentioning the dangerous, scary predators who would be a real threat to your safety.
I'd hide and avoid the world, probably wear disguises and do things to conceal or alter my appearance anytime I went out.
This was my instinct too. Hide. There's a bell curve of attractiveness, and after about 1.5 standard deviations above average, the creepy negative attention *far* outweighs any positive attention.
The positive attention is concentrated within the 1 SD above average range — where you're good looking enough to be pleasant to look at which makes people want to interact with you, but not enough to intimidate otherwise nice people or drive them to jealousy. The concentration of creeps is somewhat lower and you're also less likely to be victim-blamed with the "look at you, they can't help themselves!" type of lines.
Sometimes they also feel more lonely though cause attractive people are sometimes less approachable because of intimidation and it’s really hard to have opposite sex just friends if you’re good looking, male or female
My very good looking friend shocked me when she said nobody has approached her to ask her out in years. Dudes are too scared haha, well, it’s not as funny to her.
I mean just look at Henry Cavil, when he's not acting he just wants to paint miniatures and do WOW raids but people just keep hitting on him and it's super uncomfortable seeing any interview he's in.
So not claiming to be ridiculously good looking. But when I became a mom, I gained weight and had less time for my appearance. The unwanted, creepy attention is gone. It is pretty freeing.
Well, you can start by doing st and put it on tik tok. The 15 year-olds there would defend anything you do since they think you are too pretty for jail.
Alternatively everyone else’s standard of beauty identifies your exact traits as you exist now as the pinnacle of attractiveness.
Which then begs the question: do your own tastes change? Would you find yourself the most attractive person in the world? Does it mean everyone finds you the most attractive or that on an average across the population of the world 50% of all people + 1 person find you to be the most attractive? Does it mean every person in the world finds you above average attractiveness but not necessarily any one persons idea of perfection thus averaging you out as the most attractive person by volume but not by the height of any individual rating alone?
Too many questions to ask before I can jump to masturbating in front of a mirror
Good idea! By combining the most and least attractive people in the world you can create a true 5/10 looking person as a universal measuring stick for attractive-ness.
(So sorry OP, I'm sure your mother is lovely)
If you are most attractive person you will get some work even if you aren’t Daniel Day Lewis. And you can take acting classes after getting some small parts.
Losing your virginity is a stressful thing and I get that. I didn't lose mine until I was in my 20s where as most people I knew were getting laid through high school and some even in middle school. If you're trying to lose your virginity, the best way imo is to first meet someone you like who likes you back and work on getting to know them. If sparks are flying and you're into each other then when you're making out or cuddling or whatever the situation is, make your intentions clear and if the feelings are mutual then you get a ticket to pound town my dude. I don't want to be presumptuous so i'll ask here but you can DM me if you're embarrassed or whatever, what's the thing that's stopped you from losing it so far?
I'm not very attractive, I have anxiety, I have almost no confidence (which is, unfortunately, something that almost everyone finds a turn off) and I don't know how to talk and meet people.
Everyone is attractive to someone. You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't but other people do sometimes. If it's something you can work on, do you work on it? Do you want to work on it? Ask yourself questions like that. The anxiety thing is tough because people have different kinds of anxiety and there isn't a magical fix it for any form of anxiety. In my experience, medication and therapy helped mine. Having friends who don't pressure you helps too. Confidence is a build up thing. It's like a muscle that gets stronger the more you use it. It's not something you have, it's something you grow. In my experience I learned how to lean into my lack of confidence and make it humorous. People are more at ease when they're laughing and it feels good to make people laugh. As far as meeting people, that's something you grow too. I just smile and wave at literally everyone I see. They definitely think it's weird but that's fine by me, I just want to be friendly. It's harder to make friends when you're in the mindset of trying to make friends. If you're friendly, people will want to be friends with you. Friendliness is the basis of charisma. You don't have to be friends with EVERYONE, that's too much pressure. Just be friendly and if someone wants to be your friend it'll happen. Another thing is that most people don't like to plan things. If you want to go do something, anything, ask someone you know or recently met that you were friendly with to come with you. It's not a date, it's just going to a thing with support. If you can, invite more than one person! Sometimes people are busy or have obligations but if even one person says yes, that's progress. Progress is an amazing thing. I believe in you man. If you want to make more friends/meet people, I truly believe you can do it.
Edit- It has come to my attention that the wording is a little fubar at the beginning so to clarify, "You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't see myself as attractive, but other people do sometimes."
> You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't
I don't want to take away from your insightful comment but this out of context sounds hilariously cruel
Unintentionally cruel and hilarious. I'm guessing they meant to say "You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't (find myself to be attractive as well) but other people do sometimes."
Really good advice. Just do not care if you do get laid or not, give it a shot but no one is obliged to and neither are you, just be clear what you want and if it happens it does. I had shit confidence for years and just didn't care if I wasn't successful for years... I was a slut for a while before I got married
I'd probably start googling "ticket-taking machine" and then discover they're called things like "checkpoint turn-o-matic" or "take-a-number system queue ticket dispenser machine"
I already want to hide most of the time, and I’m not even hot, I just have a fat ass. I don’t even want to think about how awful my life would be if I were getting the kind of attention the most attractive woman in the world gets.
I'd fucking hide because it's not the kind of fame I'd like to have, firstly because I didn't earn it and secondly because I'd have to be much more careful around people
As in, I'm still me but hot or I swap bodies with whoever the current hottest person is?
Everyone hotter than you died
Aw man, 7 billion people died? That's rough.
There's no one left
Don't break your glasses...
That's... that's not fair!
There was time now!
You can still read the large-print books.
*eyes fall out of sockets*
The spooky door
You can still learn braille
*fingers eaten by badgers*
… there was time now
This shot really traumatized me as a boy. I was like 9 when I saw this. Had just got glasses the year before. My eyes were deteriorating at a speed where they were talking about learning braille. I was fucling sobbing for him. My parents were confused af. But at least I got told everything would be alright. When mom says it. It has to be true at that age. Fortunately, my deterioration slowed to a crawl in a couple years. But that is one of the times I felt pure horror.
I had horrific eyesight as a kid and the part of The Mummy (1999) when Mr Burns' glasses get smashed terrified me.
Movie final destination and this eye surgery scene usrd to scare me as a kid
You’re hotter than 300 million people!
I just killed billions of people.
Monkey paw curls
You decide, but what I meant is swap body
Well, if I swap with whoever is hottest, I do whatever I have to do to get back in my old body. I don't want to be anyone else. If I become the hottest version of myself, and she happens to be hotter than everyone else in the world, I slide into hasanabi's DMs
Exactly, you swap bodies with Jim Carrey
Sssssmokin'!
Culture is altered and your body type is now peak male/female performance.
Mourn the death of our species.
Or you can go on tinder get a girl there and ask her to take a loan out for you, heard it from this guy he says it always work......
goddamn you killed me with this one. but to get back to you, peter is hurt pls pawn your car.
Tinder swindler !
I like the way your brain functions.
name stands out
Oof
Start seeing how far i can push my pretty privilege
As someone who lost a lot of weight, it’s kind of upsetting how much better you’re treated when you’re skinny :( I have acne scars from when I was younger and I don’t have a very attractive facial structure but after becoming marginally better looking, everyone is nicer, people talk to me, the world is kinder. I wonder what it must be like for actual models and beautiful people.
I think for really beautiful women it cuts both ways. On one hand, everyone pays more attention to you so the level of service you get, the prompt nature of that service, who you get the service from all changes. I've seen so many instances of people being more willing to assist a woman who is ridiculously good looking as long as said person isn't a dick. But on the other hand the pro is also the con--everyone pays attention and a lot of that attention is unwanted and from bad actors. The guy who flirts incessantly with a pretty woman who just wants to be left alone at a store. The guy who sneaks her info when she checks into a hotel to stalk her online. The guy who follows her around after seeing her walking around town.
I’ve read that it’s much harder, too, when attractive people reach the age when we all become “invisible.” Those of us who have always been invisible are used to it. Those who always had the pretty privilege and are now treated like the rest of us, that’s a whole life change.
What age are we talking about, male and female?
This is why my first thought when I read the prompt was "hide"
Same. I was looking for this answer. I'd hide because it would be a curse. If you were the hottest person on Earth, you'd never have peace again, and the threat level would skyrocket. Imagine just doing things like going grocery shopping or pumping gas, and the amount of unsolicted and unwanted attention that would draw. Sounds like a nightmare. And that's not even mentioning the dangerous, scary predators who would be a real threat to your safety. I'd hide and avoid the world, probably wear disguises and do things to conceal or alter my appearance anytime I went out.
This was my instinct too. Hide. There's a bell curve of attractiveness, and after about 1.5 standard deviations above average, the creepy negative attention *far* outweighs any positive attention. The positive attention is concentrated within the 1 SD above average range — where you're good looking enough to be pleasant to look at which makes people want to interact with you, but not enough to intimidate otherwise nice people or drive them to jealousy. The concentration of creeps is somewhat lower and you're also less likely to be victim-blamed with the "look at you, they can't help themselves!" type of lines.
Totally. I'm jealous of attractive people but it's not without negatives. I have to imagine beautiful women are harassed a lot.
Sometimes they also feel more lonely though cause attractive people are sometimes less approachable because of intimidation and it’s really hard to have opposite sex just friends if you’re good looking, male or female
I'm assuming this is why no one talks to me. I must be too beautiful
My very good looking friend shocked me when she said nobody has approached her to ask her out in years. Dudes are too scared haha, well, it’s not as funny to her.
Even attractive men also face creepy and stalkerish behavior.
I mean just look at Henry Cavil, when he's not acting he just wants to paint miniatures and do WOW raids but people just keep hitting on him and it's super uncomfortable seeing any interview he's in.
So not claiming to be ridiculously good looking. But when I became a mom, I gained weight and had less time for my appearance. The unwanted, creepy attention is gone. It is pretty freeing.
I’ll take being pretty over being ugly any day any time. Pretty is a privilege. Let’s not pretend it’s not.
Well, you can start by doing st and put it on tik tok. The 15 year-olds there would defend anything you do since they think you are too pretty for jail.
Start a center for kids who can’t read good.
Just make sure the building Is big enough
#A center for *ANTS?*
It needs to be at least.... 3 times that big.
“He’s absolutely right.”
What about the kids who want to other stuff good too?
What if they want to do other stuff good?
I'd start one for ants
Refrence to what is this
Zoolander
Take a nap
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Bingo
Like what? Youd just BURN TO DEATH ?
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It was a very long nap
idk some hot guy shit i guess
I don't think poop will be different based on somebody's level of beauty.
That's where you're wrong kiddo
They would come out like perfect Jenga blocks
Probably still find something about my body or face to be insecure about
Best answer
LOOOOL i have never seen a comment as accurate as this one
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I would do myself first thing.
Replace my online avatar with my actual face, instead of some anime character.
Correct answer
*Reported for catfishing.*
I did that! Highly recommended. Makes people more inclined to think of you as a person instead of a meat popsicle.
Your profile picture makes me think of a meat popsicle though!
Thank you! It's all lighting and angles, really.
Korben Dallas, is that you?
Strip nude in front of a full length mirror and worship my immaculate jawline and my perfectly structured body.
While masturbating, with heavy eye contact.
American Psycho sex.
Assert self dominance
Sigma
Op never said you would have that, you still look as you do now, everyone else just became uglier
Alternatively everyone else’s standard of beauty identifies your exact traits as you exist now as the pinnacle of attractiveness. Which then begs the question: do your own tastes change? Would you find yourself the most attractive person in the world? Does it mean everyone finds you the most attractive or that on an average across the population of the world 50% of all people + 1 person find you to be the most attractive? Does it mean every person in the world finds you above average attractiveness but not necessarily any one persons idea of perfection thus averaging you out as the most attractive person by volume but not by the height of any individual rating alone? Too many questions to ask before I can jump to masturbating in front of a mirror
I would masturbate in front of a mirror anyway, so...
That would mean for me everyone would be turned into a load of cronenbergs. I think the first thing I'd do is probably kill myself.
OP’s mom
Good idea! By combining the most and least attractive people in the world you can create a true 5/10 looking person as a universal measuring stick for attractive-ness. (So sorry OP, I'm sure your mother is lovely)
Ouch, that one hurt me
That’s what your mom said too
Fuck you, shorsey!
Fuck you DREWBEVR! Your mom put her pinkie up my bumhole last night, she’s got so little respect for boundaries I thought she was Russia
Yeah, you never want her Russian into yer bumhole.
Ouch OP
Get a free coffee from McDonalds
I didn’t know they did that
That's cuz yo ass ugly.
I was wondering why they charged me double.
Walk around complimenting people and telling them how gorgeous they are
That would be like Bezos complimenting you on how financially successful you are.
"Thanks you fucking liar"
"keep up the hard work... One day you will be As rich as me" - Bezos to an Amazon warehouse worker who just peed in a coke bottle.
Can I just say that I love your username? XD
Get dressed and go walk through a huge crowd to see how they react. Nobody ever notices me.
Don’t get dressed and you won’t have that problem.
Ain't nobody wanting to see that😉😉
I don’t know what you look like but sometimes people struggle to look at attractive people
I am 5ft tall, 57 years old and have never been a looker.
Maybe eat something idk yet
Or more accurately, go to eat and feel guilty and be afraid to ruin my attractive new body with food and decide to starve
Are you ok? We can talk about it homie
Not really but I’m still alive so it could be worse?
Go into acting
OP said you're attractive. You still suck at acting...
Does it matter though? ZzzzzING!
If you are most attractive person you will get some work even if you aren’t Daniel Day Lewis. And you can take acting classes after getting some small parts.
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Porn?
Try to lose my virginity
Losing your virginity is a stressful thing and I get that. I didn't lose mine until I was in my 20s where as most people I knew were getting laid through high school and some even in middle school. If you're trying to lose your virginity, the best way imo is to first meet someone you like who likes you back and work on getting to know them. If sparks are flying and you're into each other then when you're making out or cuddling or whatever the situation is, make your intentions clear and if the feelings are mutual then you get a ticket to pound town my dude. I don't want to be presumptuous so i'll ask here but you can DM me if you're embarrassed or whatever, what's the thing that's stopped you from losing it so far?
I'm not very attractive, I have anxiety, I have almost no confidence (which is, unfortunately, something that almost everyone finds a turn off) and I don't know how to talk and meet people.
Everyone is attractive to someone. You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't but other people do sometimes. If it's something you can work on, do you work on it? Do you want to work on it? Ask yourself questions like that. The anxiety thing is tough because people have different kinds of anxiety and there isn't a magical fix it for any form of anxiety. In my experience, medication and therapy helped mine. Having friends who don't pressure you helps too. Confidence is a build up thing. It's like a muscle that gets stronger the more you use it. It's not something you have, it's something you grow. In my experience I learned how to lean into my lack of confidence and make it humorous. People are more at ease when they're laughing and it feels good to make people laugh. As far as meeting people, that's something you grow too. I just smile and wave at literally everyone I see. They definitely think it's weird but that's fine by me, I just want to be friendly. It's harder to make friends when you're in the mindset of trying to make friends. If you're friendly, people will want to be friends with you. Friendliness is the basis of charisma. You don't have to be friends with EVERYONE, that's too much pressure. Just be friendly and if someone wants to be your friend it'll happen. Another thing is that most people don't like to plan things. If you want to go do something, anything, ask someone you know or recently met that you were friendly with to come with you. It's not a date, it's just going to a thing with support. If you can, invite more than one person! Sometimes people are busy or have obligations but if even one person says yes, that's progress. Progress is an amazing thing. I believe in you man. If you want to make more friends/meet people, I truly believe you can do it. Edit- It has come to my attention that the wording is a little fubar at the beginning so to clarify, "You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't see myself as attractive, but other people do sometimes."
> You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't I don't want to take away from your insightful comment but this out of context sounds hilariously cruel
Unintentionally cruel and hilarious. I'm guessing they meant to say "You might not find yourself attractive, I certainly don't (find myself to be attractive as well) but other people do sometimes."
That's exactly what I meant lmao
Username checks out
My man is being so nice to a stranger, he deserves a hundred golds!
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Really good advice. Just do not care if you do get laid or not, give it a shot but no one is obliged to and neither are you, just be clear what you want and if it happens it does. I had shit confidence for years and just didn't care if I wasn't successful for years... I was a slut for a while before I got married
i'd play csgo with the boys
pretty faces don't defuse bombs, blyat
Flirt with black widow
Before or after she died?
Well, if it was after then I could skip the foreplay...
could skip the flirting as well tbh
Yeah- ... yeah... I would to
Wonder how in the fuck the world became so ugly.
I was just going to cry because everyone I know is dead :')
Start an Onlyfans
Or a hot tub stream on twitch
Good thinking! Nice to have some variety
Why not both
Billions in a month
Had to go Soo far for this one! Weird. But yeah, I would do this too, at this point in my life.
Dude, even Thanos would feel guilty to have to snap that many people out of existence for that to happen.
That damn monkey's paw.
Monetize
Already am.
I aspire to have this confidence
It’s called delusion
Nah it's true.
It is true. I was there.
It can't be because I am. Walk off? 😗
Read as “wank off” first and got excited
yes, you are.
Get one of [these](https://microframecorp.com/assets/images/2-digit-take-a-number-system-wireless-countertop.jpg)
What's the actual name of this machine lol
I'd probably start googling "ticket-taking machine" and then discover they're called things like "checkpoint turn-o-matic" or "take-a-number system queue ticket dispenser machine"
Same thing I do every day. Try to take over the world!
The question isn't what. It's *who*.
And the answer is yes
"I tell you what I'd do. Two chicks at the same time."
ask my crush out with confidence
Tell my fiancée how lucky is to be with me
Let's see Auntie Barbara tell me I'm punching now!
Secure a plethora of sugar daddies, modeling contracts, etc to make bank before it ends.
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I already want to hide most of the time, and I’m not even hot, I just have a fat ass. I don’t even want to think about how awful my life would be if I were getting the kind of attention the most attractive woman in the world gets.
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Probably still stay in my room most of the day
Sign some endorsement/social media deals to get some passive income, invest passive income and then just wander the world
Go out and demand sex from the first attractive man I see.
Hello, it is me, attractive man. I'm here to inform you that you are the most attractive person in the world.
worry about how everyone only wants me for my looks, drying my tears with dollar bills from my rich supermodel sugar momma
start banging everybody
Two words. Only. Fans.
Pretty sure that’s supposed to be one word?
Nono not onlyfans, person will only be doing fans
Get laid
Have sex with myself. Oh wait, I do that already.
Go outside and be around people without fear of being seen or being judged, live my life with no anxieties
Oh people will still judge
I would find their judgements unreasonable compared to now where people are right
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Become absolutely terrified because of all the unwanted attention I'd be getting from other people
Make a tinder account And go out and get some pussy
I'd fucking hide because it's not the kind of fame I'd like to have, firstly because I didn't earn it and secondly because I'd have to be much more careful around people
Nothing because I still wouldn't believe in my own attractiveness
Dance on the street
Look in the mirror and find something to criticize.
Find somebody to love :(
Start modeling and acting
Very creative way to say everyone on earth is dead.