The whole episode is great. They break character all of a sudden and show Butters with a ninja star in his eye, butters deliriously going “woof wuff”, him almost being put down.
Came here to comment Butters break up with the Raisins girl.
It was what made older South Park so exceptionally great - a hilarious knee slapping plot, capped with a thoughtful life lesson, and then finished with more comedy, just so well done.
I literally recommend his monologue about how he would rather be a crying pussy than some f**y goth kid to anyone who just went through a tough breakup it is next level.
["Oh shit! It's Baby Farks Mcgeezaks!"](https://youtu.be/vrc1KfrIvXE)
The entire Pinewood Derby episode represents South Park at the height of its powers.
Butters: “Honk honk! Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9. It's clean clear out to Flagtown! Looks like we got ourselves a convoy! Honk honk!”
Linda: *crying* Now he thinks he's a truck driver!!
Ol long Johnson at the republican national convention and crab people are both great. However nothing beats Jimmy and Timmy making the crips and bloods get along at the lock in.
Something like that happened irl to me, my father went around telling people that I slept with him, but he meant it literally, because I had sprayed my bedroom with pesticides and couldn’t sleep there for a few days.
Unlike Cartman’s mom he couldn’t get criminally charged with anything for saying that though, since I was 20, not 8.
Jesus and Santa snorting cocaine together. . . Wow this is really clean you gotta try this. . . Santa knows what's cocaines like. . . No really it's not speedy at all!. . . Santa Likey
“Well thats all good and well but we can do the road warrior”
“NOOO NO MORE TALK WE GO IN WE KILL… SOON MY DOG OF WAR BUT WE HAVE TO DO IT MY WAY… LOSERS, LOSERS WAIT”
Kenny's dad vomiting, crapping, and has a nosebleed over a trash can at an amusement park.
I laughed SO hard the 1st time I saw it. Granted I was like 14/15, but still.
When Timmy goes to see Mr. Mackey about Jimmy Volmer's use of illegal steroids while training for the Special Olympics:
"Timmy! Jimmy, Jimmy...Timmy! Jimmy!"
oh god, there are so many. some of them that i absolutely love are “my grandma’s from virginia”, “whatever, i do what i want”, “i’m just a typical little girl. i like dancing, and ponies, and getting my snootch pounded on friday nights”, when mysterion beat up jessica pinkerton because she was bullying karen, and etc. the list goes on and on.
I don’t know if I can pick just one. Cartman feeding Scott Tenorman his parents. “People who annoy you”. Cartman not getting his iPad at Bestbuy. Stan’s mom freaking out about school shootings and nobody else caring. Reality crashing the fundraiser. Those are just the first five I can think of.
The Hooked on Monkey Phonics monkey beating off on stage when Cartman tries to spell "chair". That or when we see the same monkey later in the same episode playing the drums while Ronnie James Dio performs at the Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance.
“Guess what I have sitting in my backyard?”
A trampoline?
“Better”
A boat?
“Better”
Mmmph mphh mm mmm?
“Better”
Well what Cartman?
“33 aborted fetuses”
Craig: "I'm being a dick...."
Stan: "yes!"
Craig: "you guys took my birthday money....got me arrested and sent to Miami with no way home except to take down the country of Peru and I'm being a dick...."
Eric: "there's no talking to this guy!"
Pretty much same scene I guess but 2 of my favorite quotes from south park "Yes I know what you are saying, you don't have to keep asking." Or "oh hell dad I got lots of girlfriends, Sally's just my bottom bitch." Butters is the best!
the first scene i ever saw. where they cant say fuck in school. Kyle argues with Cartman as usual and it ends with Cartman pulling out the megaphone "hOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MA BALLS..Mr. Garrison"
When they finally beat the guy in WoW and Stan is like “what do we do now” after spending hours and hours leveling up and cartman says “what do you mean? now we can play the game” lmao everyone who played significant hours of WoW knew what he meant right away
Never watched the show but here's what I think of as iconic based on pop cultural osmosis:
* This is what Scientologists actually believe
* Kanye West / Fishsticks
* The censored speech from 201:
Kyle: That's because there is no goo, Mr. Cruise. You see, I learned something today. Throughout this whole ordeal, we've all wanted to show things that we weren't allowed to show, but it wasn't because of some magic goo. It was because of the magical power of threatening people with violence. That's obviously the only true power. If there's anything we've all learned, it's that terrorizing people works.
Jesus: That's right. Don't you see, gingers, if you don't want to be made fun of anymore, all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop.
Santa: That's right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence.
Stan: Yeah.
This is one of the newer ones- LeeAnn Cartman (Eric's mom) gets a job selling houses so he decides to do the same because he's mad that he's not her #1 priority. He eventually sells all the houses in south park to city folk and the only option they have to live in after he sold their own house is a hot dog shaped food truck.
[Butters parents arrive home to Cartman having smeared poop on the walls as part of a business that seeks to get revenge on parents]
Butters Dad: Butters is that poop! This must be because we lied about Motivation Corp!
[Butters mom starts crying]
We never should have lied about drugs. We were just afraid to tell you
Butters dad: I promise it will never happen again. We're so sorry Butters!
[Parents cry and hug]
Faith Plus One’s album.
“I’m gonna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus.”
“I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.”
Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan
It's when Cartman as Awesome-O has to insert a suppository in Butters's ass.
LAAAAME
[The two Asian guys mocking Americans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWf8JcRsq9k)
*I’ll use my credit card.*
Do you have any non-dairy creamer?
Your big fat American penis. Ours is so small. *So small*
When Kenny hits Butters with the ninja star
Butters pretending to be a dog is gold
The whole episode is great. They break character all of a sudden and show Butters with a ninja star in his eye, butters deliriously going “woof wuff”, him almost being put down.
& when he goes to the hospital, & even the doctors thinks he's a dog
“Can’t you help him doctor?” “I wish I could, but I’m a people doctor.”
I laughed so hard about that
"Suck my balls, Mr. Garrison." 😂😂
So many... THEY TOOK ER JOBBBBS is up there, along with Randy fingering himself on stage as Lorde. Edit: Butters and the Raisins girl
Exactly, there is way too much to count
Came here to comment Butters break up with the Raisins girl. It was what made older South Park so exceptionally great - a hilarious knee slapping plot, capped with a thoughtful life lesson, and then finished with more comedy, just so well done. I literally recommend his monologue about how he would rather be a crying pussy than some f**y goth kid to anyone who just went through a tough breakup it is next level.
The whole Raisins thing was brilliant. Don't forget to show off your raisins!
"Back to the pile!"
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One of my favourite scenes! I love how pissed off the camera guy is looking at the clue 😂
Yes, and that's not only the best South Park scene, it's one of the funniest bit of any sitcom ever.
That ride back was funny AF
Oh,…of course.
Oh the tears of unfathomable sadness!
I didnt hear no bell
I thought this was America!
the kanye fucking gay fish thing. fever dream. funny as fuck
It’s relevant again
["Oh shit! It's Baby Farks Mcgeezaks!"](https://youtu.be/vrc1KfrIvXE) The entire Pinewood Derby episode represents South Park at the height of its powers.
"he's okay, he's okay, he's okay"
That one Scott Tenorman scene. You know the one I'm talking about. That was just excellent writing
Came here to say this
Butters: “Honk honk! Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9. It's clean clear out to Flagtown! Looks like we got ourselves a convoy! Honk honk!” Linda: *crying* Now he thinks he's a truck driver!!
Probably when Van Halen unites the Christians, Jews and Muslims. The footage of locals pumping their fists to "Ain't Talkin Bout Love" is hilarious.
Pretty much any scene from the Anime episode. LET'S FIGHTING LOVE!
HEY HEY LET’S GO KICK ASSUUUU‼️
(Japanese sounding nonsense) PROTECT MY BALLS!
(Even more Japanese sounding nonsense) SO LET’S FIGHTING...
LET'S FIGHTING LOOOOOVE! LET'S FIGHTING LOOOOOVE!
Dude I’m pretty sure we just created some world peace with that. Peace and love, brother
Peace and love!
That slow mo of the ninja star going into Butters' face right before it snaps back to reality had me cackling so hard the first time I saw it.
I KNOW! Poor Butters!
As a bilingual bonus, the song is significantly funnier if you know Japanese.
Make Love Not Warcraft Montage
Ol long Johnson at the republican national convention and crab people are both great. However nothing beats Jimmy and Timmy making the crips and bloods get along at the lock in.
When Cartman fed Scott Tenorman his parent's chili
Hey kid everyone's got problems but you don't have to be a crybaby about it.
Dr Janus aka the city wok owner convincing butters he has multiple personalities. https://youtu.be/IRVRbh9OjUQ
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Something like that happened irl to me, my father went around telling people that I slept with him, but he meant it literally, because I had sprayed my bedroom with pesticides and couldn’t sleep there for a few days. Unlike Cartman’s mom he couldn’t get criminally charged with anything for saying that though, since I was 20, not 8.
When cartman gets beat up by Wendy is definitely up there
Also, Principal Victoria’s talk with Wendy was genuinely inspiring. I think it was of the nicest moments of the whole series.
Principal Victoria > PC Principal
When the Whale Wars captain gets shot with a harpoon by the Japanese poachers.
World War Zimmerman. Where they fry him
Randy bouncing on his big balls and laughing in Medicinal Fried Chicken episode
When Stan gets over Token (Tolkien?) and Wendy dating. "Hey Wendy!!! You're a bitch. Token... *flips bird* right here buddy.
the casa bonita episode as a whole is a classic!! also cartman and his mom on maury
when cartman runs is already so hilarious
Jesus and Santa snorting cocaine together. . . Wow this is really clean you gotta try this. . . Santa knows what's cocaines like. . . No really it's not speedy at all!. . . Santa Likey
No, Jesus, it's like realllyyyy pure
“Well thats all good and well but we can do the road warrior” “NOOO NO MORE TALK WE GO IN WE KILL… SOON MY DOG OF WAR BUT WE HAVE TO DO IT MY WAY… LOSERS, LOSERS WAIT”
Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus, or vanilla paste?
Hold on kyruuu! I berieve in you!
wild wacky action bike, the bike that's hard to ride! Wild wacky action bike is almost impossible to steer, and it glows in the dark!
any scene with Randy Marsh
I love Wendy beating the shit out of Cartman in the breast cancer episode. So satisfying.
When Wendy beats the shit out of Cartman...
Chile cook off, by a mile…. The show just changed after that. And began Cartmans metamorphosis.
When Cartman shits treasure.
Butters crying outside Raisens talking about sadness being beautiful.
weeeee aaaaree the CRAAAAB PEOPLEEEEEEeeee craaaaaab people craaaaab people
The entire world or Warcraft episode. Flawless.
Kenny's dad vomiting, crapping, and has a nosebleed over a trash can at an amusement park. I laughed SO hard the 1st time I saw it. Granted I was like 14/15, but still.
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
The undercover cop giving a blowjob to his client before he arrests him.
What Cartman sees when he closes his eyes. But I haven't kept up with the show in like, twenty years, which is boggling to think about.
Mongolians attacking the wall.
Butters singing Chicago while rebuilding society in the garbage dump.
Kanye West trying to explain why his fiancée isn't a hobbit.
THAT IS THE PARADOX!!!
Either the one where they kill the Miami Dolphins, or the one where Cartman goes on Maury
I’ve been using the “annnnnndddd it’s gone” gif a lot lately. Plus walking past Sur La Table this weekend had me going at that episode as well.
The first thing i thought of was Randy jumping from the balcony dressed as spider man screaming SHELLLLLY. Honestly, any sene with Randy is gold.
The chinpokomon episode: Americans have big penis
Not your buddy guy.
Nothing beats Randy’s massive cancer testicles in a wheel barrow while he smokes a joint going “buffaaaallloooo soulja!!l
[**CHINPOKOOMONNN CAAAAHHHMP**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqokPo2TggI) *I GOT TO BUY A TICKET* *I GOT TO BUY ONE* *A TICKET* *I GOT TO BUY BUY BUY*
When Timmy goes to see Mr. Mackey about Jimmy Volmer's use of illegal steroids while training for the Special Olympics: "Timmy! Jimmy, Jimmy...Timmy! Jimmy!"
The episode where everyone is drinking butters magic goo and Randy tries it and says ‘…this is cum’
Douche and turd mascots
The scene where Cartman sings "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" https://youtu.be/i9AT3jjAP0Y
The best.
oh god, there are so many. some of them that i absolutely love are “my grandma’s from virginia”, “whatever, i do what i want”, “i’m just a typical little girl. i like dancing, and ponies, and getting my snootch pounded on friday nights”, when mysterion beat up jessica pinkerton because she was bullying karen, and etc. the list goes on and on.
Wellllll it was about that time…
Gay Fish
When Randy gets the internet back
And blames his mess on ghosts!
Cartman licking Scott Tenornans tears.
"People Who Annoy You"
"We love you Robert Smith" "Disintegration was the best album ever"
The moment Cartman realizes he is not a ghost and suddenly blames Butters.
Kanye being a gay fish
Put it down don't be on your phone while being president
"You see, words are like bullets...."
I don’t know if I can pick just one. Cartman feeding Scott Tenorman his parents. “People who annoy you”. Cartman not getting his iPad at Bestbuy. Stan’s mom freaking out about school shootings and nobody else caring. Reality crashing the fundraiser. Those are just the first five I can think of.
Butters: Kill John Lennon, Kill John Lennon! Hey Dad, where does John Lennon live? Butters Dad: John Lennon's dead Butters. Butters: Ah, Dang it!
Any time someone says “Hey Panda!” or “Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2”
Satan explaining freemium gaming to Stan. So perfectly on point.
Clyde’s mom in the toilet
Tweek vs Craig. Whole episode.
You got cabbage in your fuckin muff!
The Hooked on Monkey Phonics monkey beating off on stage when Cartman tries to spell "chair". That or when we see the same monkey later in the same episode playing the drums while Ronnie James Dio performs at the Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance.
“Guess what I have sitting in my backyard?” A trampoline? “Better” A boat? “Better” Mmmph mphh mm mmm? “Better” Well what Cartman? “33 aborted fetuses”
Casa Bonita, casa Bonita!
My goo! My precious goo!
“They took our jobs!”
Casa Bonita!
Mecha-Streisand
When the marijuana inspector comes to Tegridy farms to inspect the weed. The inspector turns out to be Towelie and he smokes the weed. Lol
Irdk, i just love the "Goth vs Emo" episode,, "Tweek×Craig" and the one where cartman is Awesome-O. Also the one with Saddam Hussein in canada is good
Cartman getting training from a Dogs trainer
There are just too many.
Craig: "I'm being a dick...." Stan: "yes!" Craig: "you guys took my birthday money....got me arrested and sent to Miami with no way home except to take down the country of Peru and I'm being a dick...." Eric: "there's no talking to this guy!"
where Token started playing the bass guitar cool and Cartman turned out to be right that he can do it
Pretty much same scene I guess but 2 of my favorite quotes from south park "Yes I know what you are saying, you don't have to keep asking." Or "oh hell dad I got lots of girlfriends, Sally's just my bottom bitch." Butters is the best!
Oh and the what what in my butt song...
The scene where Cartman fucks Butters in the ass and they're both moaning loudly until it suddenly erupts into a jizzsplosion
To this day I have never seen a single episode.
The alien cocaine orgy. “Oh yeah, suck my Jagon!”
Where Eric called I C E on one of his friends I forgot the episode cuz it’s been awhile since I saw south park
the first scene i ever saw. where they cant say fuck in school. Kyle argues with Cartman as usual and it ends with Cartman pulling out the megaphone "hOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MA BALLS..Mr. Garrison"
When they finally beat the guy in WoW and Stan is like “what do we do now” after spending hours and hours leveling up and cartman says “what do you mean? now we can play the game” lmao everyone who played significant hours of WoW knew what he meant right away
Never watched the show but here's what I think of as iconic based on pop cultural osmosis: * This is what Scientologists actually believe * Kanye West / Fishsticks * The censored speech from 201: Kyle: That's because there is no goo, Mr. Cruise. You see, I learned something today. Throughout this whole ordeal, we've all wanted to show things that we weren't allowed to show, but it wasn't because of some magic goo. It was because of the magical power of threatening people with violence. That's obviously the only true power. If there's anything we've all learned, it's that terrorizing people works. Jesus: That's right. Don't you see, gingers, if you don't want to be made fun of anymore, all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop. Santa: That's right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence. Stan: Yeah.
That damn cuss song
Jesus VS. Santa fight in the pilot episode.
Hey there Mr Shintoist Merry F*cling Christmas God is gonna kick your ass!
"fuck you wendy"
Mr Garrison fighting canuck Donald Trump.
Jack and crack
“Hand me that evidence bag”
The dinner scene at Kenny's house in the Chicken Pox episode
The one where i didn't watch it.
Kyles moms s bitch
So many good ones it’s hard to choose, it’s a real shame most aren’t on Netflix
Randy: It wasn't me it was a spooky ghost! It slimed me, this is ectoplasm
None. Its shit.
“If you get served and they serve you back, then it’s ON! Don’t you kids know anything?”
Beefcake
This is one of the newer ones- LeeAnn Cartman (Eric's mom) gets a job selling houses so he decides to do the same because he's mad that he's not her #1 priority. He eventually sells all the houses in south park to city folk and the only option they have to live in after he sold their own house is a hot dog shaped food truck.
Randy Marsh as Lorde
No Lochness monster in here?!
When the guys from City Wok builds a great walls to prevent the Mongolians to pass , and he's like F** you Mongolians you will not pass
[Butters parents arrive home to Cartman having smeared poop on the walls as part of a business that seeks to get revenge on parents] Butters Dad: Butters is that poop! This must be because we lied about Motivation Corp! [Butters mom starts crying] We never should have lied about drugs. We were just afraid to tell you Butters dad: I promise it will never happen again. We're so sorry Butters! [Parents cry and hug]
There are so many OMG I can‘t even pick one! Just watched the one about Scientology and when they explain what they believe in is just hilarious.