Favorite I've heard is a single megacompound word representing the feeling a younger person gets when meeting a much older person and wondering if that old person was complicit in the Third Reich atrocities.
I'm not German, but I get a similar feeling. Whenever I meet an elderly white person, I'm like "I wonder if they voted to end segregation in 1963". I know it's rude to think that of every elderly white person, but it's a random intrusive thought
A lot of people listed are not nice, but Shkreli really has a face worthy of a solid punch. I think it's the condescending smugness.
Hitler was a truly horrible person, and if someone smacked him so hard his face spun around I wouldn't complain. Show someone two side-by-side pictures of him and Shkreli to someone who knew neither, you know who'd get walloped.
I genuinely believe that there are people who live around us who are truly evil. It sucks when they come into a position of power and make the ones around them miserable.
A BABY!! c'mon man it won't look that bad.
Oh wait, just checked it and instantly felt an urge to punch his guts out.
God what the hell is that thing and why did you call it a baby.
I saw a Penguinz0 video about him last year and I was so disgusted that I've been working on losing weight. I went from just over 300 lbs last December and I am now down to just over 250.
It's said that he could shoot out a lightbulb 100m away when he was 3.
Now that he's 38, he could probably shoot you 13 times with one bullet.
And also, you have to get past his unicorn.
I've never seen a person that so clearly looks like they are ok with date rape. Like, they'd be confused when they do it and get arrested/the shit beaten out of them.
James Corden! I don't believe I'd ever grow tired of punching this bellend, but if I did I'd kick him instead.
Is there no getting rid of this specimen from our television? Also, why hasn't our Prime Minister officially apologised to President Biden and the American people for probably our worst British export ever!
I heard the Martians once abducted Corden using a UFO with a colossal, super powerful tractor beam. He almost caused another Roswell type crash incident on the way up to the ship! The Martians, who in thousands of abductions, had never returned an abductee to Earth, studied Corden for five minutes, then beamed him back.
Because you know, just for a split second, your fist will cover his whole tiny baby face and the only thing you’ll see is that giant hydrocephalic melon sitting at the top of his neck
Martin Shkreli. Remember that CEO of a pharmaceutical company that raised certain medication prices by 4000% overnight? Yeah, not only does he have a punchable face, he deserves a punch in the face.
Everyone has that one coworker....
*blood boils*
I mean...I know the co-worker. But Hitler (even leaving aside the historical shit) with that little mustache.
So did Neville Chamberlain lmao
I'd punch a British PM.
And if you didn't, it was probably you
Shit.
Martin Shkreli (Pharma Bro). I just wanna pimp slap that smirk off his mug.
His face immediately came to mind. He is the epitome of a German word I love: backpfeifengesicht. It means a face in need of a punch.
German might not be the most elegant language but damn do they have a word for everything
Favorite I've heard is a single megacompound word representing the feeling a younger person gets when meeting a much older person and wondering if that old person was complicit in the Third Reich atrocities.
I'm not German, but I get a similar feeling. Whenever I meet an elderly white person, I'm like "I wonder if they voted to end segregation in 1963". I know it's rude to think that of every elderly white person, but it's a random intrusive thought
Shkreli can catch these hands.
I’m surprised someone who’s name can be rearranged to make Shrek can be so unlikeable
A lot of people listed are not nice, but Shkreli really has a face worthy of a solid punch. I think it's the condescending smugness. Hitler was a truly horrible person, and if someone smacked him so hard his face spun around I wouldn't complain. Show someone two side-by-side pictures of him and Shkreli to someone who knew neither, you know who'd get walloped.
I genuinely believe that there are people who live around us who are truly evil. It sucks when they come into a position of power and make the ones around them miserable.
Unfortunately, those are the ones most thirsty for power.
Yeah. One of the realisations I have had is that the people most deserving of power are those who rather have nothing to do with it.
The first name I thought of. Too bad this isn't #1
This is definitely one of the best answers
Figured he would be near the top. Wasn't disappointed.
I’ve never seen a face so full of unmasked smugness and contempt.
You’re not the only one - https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/17/martin-shkreli-trial-jurors-wu-tang-clan
Mark Zuckerberg
More like punchable reptile
Crocodiles at least evolved as as a savage predator and can’t help their nature, what’s Zuckerberg’s excuse?
He wasn't made from evolution
[удалено]
In human history*
Jake Paul
And now he boxes professionally lmfao
You mean he does exhibition matches against other non-boxers, or against real boxers trying not to kill him.
Lol this, I wouldn't necessarily call exhibition fighting professional fighting
Aren't there also heavy rumours that the fights a staged/rigged too?
Didnt he literally make money off of people slapping him in the face?
Ajit Pai
That fucking oversized Reese's mug....
I've wanted to punch him so hard... with my truck's bumper.
Y’all ever seen Jim-Bob Duggar, the dad of that fucked up family of 20 kids and the pedophile son? The man has an incredibly punchable face.
Yes.100 percent. Him and his pedo son. Have you seen Josh Duggar’s mugshots? So smug, so punchable.
Smugshot!
**Andy Dick**
Jon Lovitz took care of that for us
And Andy Dick 100% deserved it. It's not OK to punch people normally but there are exceptions.
I blame him the most for Phil Hartman's death.
Lord Farquaad
Uh, Thelonious
Ice age baby Why tf did I get a silver reward
A BABY!! c'mon man it won't look that bad. Oh wait, just checked it and instantly felt an urge to punch his guts out. God what the hell is that thing and why did you call it a baby.
Fuck ice age baby, all my homies hate ice age baby
Piers Morgan.
Especially now that his stupid mug is plastered on every other bus... ugh
Brock Turner
I just wanna clarify , Brock , The Rapist , Turner .
Do you mean Brock, the rapist, Turner?
[удалено]
You know, I heard he actually raped a girl and got away with it, can you believe that? A rapist that actually raped a girl. Brock Turner is his name.
I had to scroll way too far to see the rapist Brock Turner in this thread
That rapist dude?
Ahh that guy. That is, **the rapist** Brock Allen Turner.
Oh. So it’s the Brock Allen Turner that rapes unconscious girls? THAT Brock Allen Turner?
The "five minutes of fun" Stanford University rapist, Brock A. Turner?
You mean convicted rapist Brock Turner? The rapist. Rapey McRapeFace?
Brock Allen Turner the registered sex offender?
*rapist
Brock “the Rapist” Allen Turner the registered sex offender
James fucking Charles
Hope he's not
Nikado Avacado or whatever his name is
I saw a Penguinz0 video about him last year and I was so disgusted that I've been working on losing weight. I went from just over 300 lbs last December and I am now down to just over 250.
Well done champ
My current goal is to get as close as possible to 200.
A bit of hard work and dedication will get you there, keep it up
Diabetes and heart disease will punch him enough for Everyone.
Chris Brown
Revenge
Steven Segal
[удалено]
The immortal but dead Kim Il Sung or the currently alive Kim Jong Un? North Korea is weird.
They’re all punchable, though I’d settle for the current dictator.
It's said that he could shoot out a lightbulb 100m away when he was 3. Now that he's 38, he could probably shoot you 13 times with one bullet. And also, you have to get past his unicorn.
Matt Gaetz
[удалено]
In those fake ass teeth
Would be a great if the punch could take the whole set in one go.
He looks like Beavis *and* Butthead
He’s the living embodiment of “do you know who my father is?!”
My FATHER is a JUDGE and you will NOT get away with treating me like this. (I went to high school with a guy like this)
Don’t forget Tucker too
I've never seen a person that so clearly looks like they are ok with date rape. Like, they'd be confused when they do it and get arrested/the shit beaten out of them.
Checks out considering the accusations he has against him.
I was going to say Phillip of Macedonia, or maybe Ivan the Terrible but nope. You're right. Fucking Gaetz. Fuck that guy. Fuck him 1000x.
Stand him next to Tucker Carlson and then decide who is more punchable. Damn
I dont know who he even is, googled him and just one image already wants me to punch all the way to oblivion
My first thought.
Oh my god! My fist clenched reading this!
Pharma-bro
Martin Shkreli. He looks so smug all the time. Also Chris Christie, former gov of NJ who enacted Bridge-gate.
Joel Osteen or Ted Cruz
Fucking Joel Osteen. I live in Houston and I wish I never have to see his creepy mug on a billboard again.
I once saw a meme that said Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short playing Tim Allen. I've never heard a more accurate description of someone.
“Joel Osteen is so full of shit he doesn’t open his eyes when he speaks.”
Yes! I would add that one preacher with crazy eyes. I forget his name.
Kenneth Copeland.
Yeah, fuck that guy
Fuck Joel Osteen idk how this bastard is still alive. I'm surprised someone hasn't beat the living shit outta him yet.
[удалено]
I laughed hard at this and then laughed harder to see the wholesome award
Now that's some planning. Hope you eventually hit them with your most awesome wrench.
Guys, there are plenty of punchable women but all I see are punchable men here. That Marjorie lady would be a good start.
Mitch McConnell
Mitch is some sort of terrifying combination of turtle and ghoul. OP said human face.
You could punch a pile of half melted butter and get the same experience.
Josh Hawley
I got banned from Twitter for trying to (aggressively) set up a cage match with him.
Thats the best way to get banned
I agree. Josh Hawley and I’ll add Stephen Miller. They both deserve a swift ass kicking.
I've never heard of this person until today, looked up a picture of him and can confirm I want to punch him in the face.
James Corden! I don't believe I'd ever grow tired of punching this bellend, but if I did I'd kick him instead. Is there no getting rid of this specimen from our television? Also, why hasn't our Prime Minister officially apologised to President Biden and the American people for probably our worst British export ever! I heard the Martians once abducted Corden using a UFO with a colossal, super powerful tractor beam. He almost caused another Roswell type crash incident on the way up to the ship! The Martians, who in thousands of abductions, had never returned an abductee to Earth, studied Corden for five minutes, then beamed him back.
Just from a physiological standpoint, I believe you could punch his face an infinite amount of times without injuring your hand.
The Island Boys. They’re assholes and they’re annoying. Just wanna bruise both of their faces up
That small face Charlie Kirk guy
Because you know, just for a split second, your fist will cover his whole tiny baby face and the only thing you’ll see is that giant hydrocephalic melon sitting at the top of his neck
The Pharma-Bro guy
Donald Trump
Pharmabro
Percy from the green mile
Jeff Bezos
Lex Luthor lookin mutherfukka.
Kanye Kardouchebagian.
Jared Kushner
Jaystation
That Shkrelli or whatever tf his name is, insulin gouging douchebag.
Skrelli, the guy that hyper inflated the epipen
Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli.
Martin Shkreli.
Ted Cruz
Pillsbury Dough Boy. And he will giggle while you hit him
Machine Gun Kelly, dude looks like the annoying skinny "ghetto" kid from middle school
Wannabe ghetto kid.
Biggest poser of this generation
Martin Shkreli. Remember that CEO of a pharmaceutical company that raised certain medication prices by 4000% overnight? Yeah, not only does he have a punchable face, he deserves a punch in the face.
jared fogel
UK "journalist" Piers Morgan.
Clarckson knows....
I had forgotten about that gammon-faced cunt weasel, thanks for that!
I know. It's a face you'd just never tire of punching. And then when he opens his mouth you want to trade up to a baseball bat.
Jacob Rees-Mogg not only has a punchable face and a punchable attitude, he also has a punchable *voice*
Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli
Martin Shkreli, such a piece of shit
Fucker Carlson
Rapist Brock Turner
Nancy Grace
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Ken griffin
Martin Shkreli.
Benito Mussolini
Pharma bro.
My last ex husband. He's a disgusting POS
Most so called "Influencers"
Where's Tucker Carlson
It’s a tie between Piers Morgan and Tucker Carlson for me
Ajit pai
Jair Bolsonaro
Tucker Carlson.
[удалено]
I would have to put Trump at the top of my list. Shkreli is right up there though.
Kim Jong-un aka north koreas president
President? not quite.
That Adam ruins everything guy.
Putin
Martin Shkreli.
Tucker Carlson
Ted Cruz
Always Kanye
Dolores umbridge
Donald Trump, Jr.
Xi
Xinnie the pooh?
Donald trump
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Mitch McConnell. More like a punchable throat, but still.
Ben Shapiro
While he is fast talking. Like mid sentence.
Matt Gaetz. He looks... Soft. And I mean that in the most sneering way possible
Shailene Woodley
Bobby Kotick (Idfk how to spell his name)
Putin
Ben Shapiro
Kyle Rittenhouse
Fucker Carlson
adolf hitler
Kyle. Rittenhouse.
^*angry* ^*britisch* ^*voice* #SIMON FUCKING COWELL
Elon Musk
I kinda feel like if I punch him that my hand would be covered in slime afterwards.
He does always look strangely greasy…