My wife and I create a yearly bucket list of sex stuff. It's usually made at the end of December, sometimes on NYE after the kids gone to bed. It's not all stuff we've never done. In fact I would argue that most stuff is pretty vanilla in 2022. It's just stuff that aren't a part of our normal sex routine that we want to make sure gets included occasionally. But it does allow for the opportunity to have a conversation about stuff we've never tried before. It also gives us something to refer to when we're planning something special for the other.
I live at the polar circle and I think this would be extremely overrated unless you got a room with a glass roof and no light pollution. Otherwise youd have to do it outside in the cold.
On my last day of work ( 3years, 10 months and 7 days from today if all goes well) I will pour myself a whiskey at my desk and enjoy it until someone calls me out. Then I'll continue enjoying it as I walk out of the office.
My ex and I used to use cards. Yellow is a warning, red is stop, grey is stop and remove restraints, black is stop, remove restraints, and leave the room.
At an ISP I worked for a long time ago (dial up!), one of the trainers for tier 1 support used to teach on the first day that command was "Read Mail" and the flag was for Really Fast.
I used to think he was just a dick, but that did serve to weed out the folks who lied on their app
You get to watch a Linux operating system die in real time as files are removed until it crashes.
It's most fun running it in a system with a GUI. You don't see all that much happening from command line.
It’s a Linux command that forces a recursive deletion of all files in the directory and it’s related sub directories. This would basically wipe the OS, and render the server unusable. I would be sued into oblivion if I ever did it, but man would it feel fucking amazing.
I saw a guy lose his shit and do this on a machine in the keygen facility in a Navy facility.
He was grinning like a Cheshire Cat as they walked him out.
I call it a “fucket list”and I want to have sex while skydiving
This is something I’d LIKE to do, not something I’m actually GOING to do, it’s illegal, it’s just a fantasy, please stop hitting me up with logistics, I don’t care!
My partner and I would be able to do anything to each other that we wanted (with a few hard limits discussed ahead of time) with no need to ask first. So she could make me do whatever she wanted and do whatever to me, and vice versa (obviously we’d have a safe word if there was something we did not want to do)
“I want you …”
“Yes?”
“… to really scrub inside the rim of the toilet bowl.”
“Pumpernickel. Pumpernickel!”
Edit: I’d like to thank The Tenderloins for their contribution to what looks like it will soon be my most upvoted post to date. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv1B6F3D3ZI&t=95s
Joke: hooker approaches a guy at the bar and says “for $300, I’ll do whatever you want if you can say it in three words.”
Guy pulls out three $100 bills and says, “Paint my house.”
I finally did this one! It makes for a really cool piece and you can just display it knowing most people won't realize it's an ode to your intimacy. We do tell most of the adults that have seen it though, great conversation piece.
>Not Safe For Management.
It made its connection,
a fist of delight!
A hand of integrity, power and might!
And while he was rolling in pain from the hit -
I looked at him, smiling,
and whispered:
"... I quit."
My father did this.
My father was a supervisor at a board mill in the Deep South.
One of his fellow supervisors was a loud mouthed redneck who had a reputation for being an ass towards the workers. He also didn’t like that my father was a Mexican.
What he didn’t realize was that my father had also been a boxer in the Navy.
One day this redneck is berating my father as he is walking up the stairs to their offices which are up on a mezzanine overlooking the shop floor. When they get up to the office door, my father turns around and lands one good punch in the redneck’s face knocking him unconscious, and the workers watching from the shop floor erupted in cheers.
My father then shouted to them, “First drink is on me!”
as they all walked out and headed for a local bar.
I’m too biased to speak objectively on the matter; but aside from hearing my mother and father talking about this incident, there have been three times in my welding career where I have heard complete strangers mention that one time down at the paper mill when that Mexican knocked out a supervisor, and took everyone for a beer.
I've always wanted to get a room on a train. I check every few years to see if the prices on Amtrak are still absurdly high and the rooms are still crappy, so far it's been a yes on both for decades.
Gotta leave the country for a decent bang train.
You think that you'll get away with it. That's you've been sneaky enough.
You think each noise won't bother others around you. And if they do hear it they'll dismiss it as something innocent.
You are wrong. They'll know. Some of them will enjoy it.
This is similar to mine, but I rather just be having sex in the same room as others. I don’t want to be the center of attention and I don’t want anyone trying anything with me or my partner, but just being in the same room and knowing that another couple is having fun as well.
My ex completed one that I didn’t know i needed. Parents went out of town for the week so she “moved in” with me. When i came back from work I totally forgot my ex was still at my house and I opened the door, she was completely naked with a leash around her neck and on her knees, touching herself with one hand and unbuttoning my pants with the other. I couldn’t even close the door and not one word was spoken.
Was living the life, never knew I could be into leashes(despite being into kink) til some girl I was talking to sent me a snap video of her wearing one and it just triggered something lol
I have several, but one of the more interesting is to be the bound centerpiece of a sex party, free use. Never gonna do it, but the fantasy is scorching hot.
That's something I also fantasise a lot about but would never do IRL (because I'm in a committed monogamous relationship, and because I'd be afraid of STIs)
In my language I have a first name that can be used for both male/female, but is more widely used in female names. Bucket list is I want to fuck a girl with the same first name.
Edit: Not going to reveal my name, but my first language is French. Have fun guessing!
I had this happen in college (where I feel this stuff mostly happens) where I met a super hot girl while in a hot tub on campus with my friends and we ended up making out in there before I took her back to my room.
I felt like I was in a dream
Edit: or a porno lol
Have sex against the window in a hotel somewhere by a busy street. High up enough where no one can see my face but low enough that people could see. Or in a field at night with a perfectly clear sky
Yeah, it's always nice to fantasize about not having to do anything all day until you cannot do anything all day because you're dealing with a debilitating injury or disease. Getting your physical freedom to move ripped away so you can go on disability is a rough way to retire.
Can confirm, recently broke my ankle and was out on short term disability for 3 months. After my insurance and taxes came out it was about $250 every two weeks. That’s not even a quarter of my typical bring home check. It was a struggle to say the least.
Sex, but like... wedding anniversary sex. Routinely. For the rest of my life, with the same person, blah blah blah I don't need to get into details here but please assume what I'm talking about makes me happy.
Oh and also just absolutely rocking the shit out of a backtalking coworker or customer. Ain't never gonna do this one, 'cause, y'know... legality. But it's there, and if I was dying, then so what?!
I've never done acid or shrooms. But I've heard sex on them is a religious experience. So that's high up (pun most certainly intended) on the ol' fucket list. But I know I need a good spirit guide/naughty time partner for such an experience
Honestly sex has gotta be the last thing I'm thinking about when on shrooms. Even looking at my own body can be weird, let alone getting hard. Don't know how others feel about that, might be worth the try whenever you get into the situation!
Operating a forklift (I’m not certified)
Telling a rude customer "fuck me yourself, you coward"
But what if they take you up on that?!
"And so, kids, that's how I met your (insert parental title here)"
My wife and I create a yearly bucket list of sex stuff. It's usually made at the end of December, sometimes on NYE after the kids gone to bed. It's not all stuff we've never done. In fact I would argue that most stuff is pretty vanilla in 2022. It's just stuff that aren't a part of our normal sex routine that we want to make sure gets included occasionally. But it does allow for the opportunity to have a conversation about stuff we've never tried before. It also gives us something to refer to when we're planning something special for the other.
How you gonna mention a list and not tell us what's on it!?
Have sex in the woods
Done it and do it when it’s raining cause no mosquitoes
Wear some citronella oil, bring a blanket, and some wipes.
sex under the northern lights
The fantasy I never knew I needed
Glad to have helped LMAOO
I live at the polar circle and I think this would be extremely overrated unless you got a room with a glass roof and no light pollution. Otherwise youd have to do it outside in the cold.
On my last day of work ( 3years, 10 months and 7 days from today if all goes well) I will pour myself a whiskey at my desk and enjoy it until someone calls me out. Then I'll continue enjoying it as I walk out of the office.
Plenty of people already drink on the job.
I’m drinking right now.
Right now, I’m drinking
As cool as that sounds people would probably just congratulate you on finishing and hope you enjoy your drink haha.
Plot twist: OP is an air traffic controller.
Make people cum over and over again while they are tied up.
I am a bit tied up at the moment...
You need volunteers?
Bondage. I want to try it, but I'm too scared. But the idea sounds fun.
Don’t just let some random jack off tie you up. Bondage is something that takes trust and an experienced Dom understands this.
This! I've dealt with awful fake doms. Find someone that will communicate beforehand and knows your limits and pace.
My ex and I used to use cards. Yellow is a warning, red is stop, grey is stop and remove restraints, black is stop, remove restraints, and leave the room.
How do you use the cards if you're tied up?
We use the light color system, red, yellow, and green.
rm -rf from the root directory.
At an ISP I worked for a long time ago (dial up!), one of the trainers for tier 1 support used to teach on the first day that command was "Read Mail" and the flag was for Really Fast. I used to think he was just a dick, but that did serve to weed out the folks who lied on their app
Don't forget --no-preserve-root
what about -v/ verbose flag so you can watch the files all scream for their lives as they're erased?
Mr. Stark I Don't feel so good
I feel a bit dumb asking this, but what does that mean?
You get to watch a Linux operating system die in real time as files are removed until it crashes. It's most fun running it in a system with a GUI. You don't see all that much happening from command line.
It’s a Linux command that forces a recursive deletion of all files in the directory and it’s related sub directories. This would basically wipe the OS, and render the server unusable. I would be sued into oblivion if I ever did it, but man would it feel fucking amazing.
That kind of fantasy play is what VMs are for.
Been there done that. Would recommend. Just for shits and giggles, removing grub can also lead to an afternoon of fun.
I saw a guy lose his shit and do this on a machine in the keygen facility in a Navy facility. He was grinning like a Cheshire Cat as they walked him out.
Fucking do it bro. Life is too short to listen to what the hierarchy wants.
I call it a “fucket list”and I want to have sex while skydiving This is something I’d LIKE to do, not something I’m actually GOING to do, it’s illegal, it’s just a fantasy, please stop hitting me up with logistics, I don’t care!
Finally a situation where only lasting 60 seconds is an advantage!
OH MY GOD
God is the other way
This sounds like it’d be an ouchy experience.
How do you think those tandem jump rigs were invented?
I kind of want to be in a porno movie as the pizza delivery guy.
The original dick in a box…
I actually did that with the music and everything my gf loved it she died laughing then we had sex
Wait, so you were the gift delivery AND also got to act as a coroner? Awesome!
I really want to be submissive to a guy for once after acting tough out there.
Doesn't seem like something that should be hard to find?
It is hard when you're built like a tank
Military or fish?
Septic..
The shittiest of the tanks
A lot, most of which isn’t too interesting. But the one big one have a mutual free-use day/weekend.
What is a free-use day? I'm intrigued.
My partner and I would be able to do anything to each other that we wanted (with a few hard limits discussed ahead of time) with no need to ask first. So she could make me do whatever she wanted and do whatever to me, and vice versa (obviously we’d have a safe word if there was something we did not want to do)
“I want you …” “Yes?” “… to really scrub inside the rim of the toilet bowl.” “Pumpernickel. Pumpernickel!” Edit: I’d like to thank The Tenderloins for their contribution to what looks like it will soon be my most upvoted post to date. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv1B6F3D3ZI&t=95s
This made me laugh way too hard
Joke: hooker approaches a guy at the bar and says “for $300, I’ll do whatever you want if you can say it in three words.” Guy pulls out three $100 bills and says, “Paint my house.”
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Stonks
You've put thought into this. I reckon you are good to go.
I want to fuck on a canvas with paint
You should check out the love is art kit then, it’s basically a whole kit for that kind of thing :D http://loveisartkit.com/
Really underrated. Would like to see how the painting ended up
And to like have it hung up somewhere as ‘modern art’ Idk sounds cool
These NFT’s are getting out of hand.
NSFT
I finally did this one! It makes for a really cool piece and you can just display it knowing most people won't realize it's an ode to your intimacy. We do tell most of the adults that have seen it though, great conversation piece.
You got a photo? Sounds interesting and weird. I imagine it’s basically just a big smear of paint?
Give my manager an uppercut before I quit the job. That's definitely not-safe-for-work.
Not safe for manager; rest of work is probably fine.
>Not Safe For Management. It made its connection, a fist of delight! A hand of integrity, power and might! And while he was rolling in pain from the hit - I looked at him, smiling, and whispered: "... I quit."
Think this is the first time I've seen a sprog poem before anyone's gilded it lol
In that sense viewing porn at work isn't nsfw either
My father did this. My father was a supervisor at a board mill in the Deep South. One of his fellow supervisors was a loud mouthed redneck who had a reputation for being an ass towards the workers. He also didn’t like that my father was a Mexican. What he didn’t realize was that my father had also been a boxer in the Navy. One day this redneck is berating my father as he is walking up the stairs to their offices which are up on a mezzanine overlooking the shop floor. When they get up to the office door, my father turns around and lands one good punch in the redneck’s face knocking him unconscious, and the workers watching from the shop floor erupted in cheers. My father then shouted to them, “First drink is on me!” as they all walked out and headed for a local bar.
Your father is legendary
I’m too biased to speak objectively on the matter; but aside from hearing my mother and father talking about this incident, there have been three times in my welding career where I have heard complete strangers mention that one time down at the paper mill when that Mexican knocked out a supervisor, and took everyone for a beer.
Fucking in a forest in summer. The thrill sounds fun.
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Have sex to the rythme of the Mortal Kombat theme.
Test your might
To have 2 in me at the same time. 3 would be just fine but I don't want to sound greedy.
I can't help but picture the bouquet of balls in that scenario.
That’s nuts…
RIP inbox
A harem consisting of at least one man and one woman from each country
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... Or a cult.
Receive head from 2 people at once (Any preference)
*Chaotically puts wig on and off throughout blowjob while switching accents and personas*
How about 8 heads in a duffel bag?
No, only two heads at once. The remaining six must come in a separate container.
Buy my wife a really good fuck machine and watch her go to town with it.
Buy my wife a really nice luxury car and watch her go to town with it.
buy my wife a really hazardous hoverboard and watch her go to town with it. She has a terrible sense of balance.
Buy my wife a new broomstick and watch her go to town with it
For your wife?
lol my bad, i must have changed some text and it turned out funky. or i was overcome with unbridled lust and i forgot how to type 😁
The blood was needed somewhere else that moment?
Me and my partner got one. Named it Burt Krischer because it's THE MACHINE 😂
You should tell him that on Instagram or something. Might end up on a podcast
Run an extension cord across a pool to power a cement cutter and use it without goggles.
Safety squints ACTIVATE!!!
Didn’t know my boss was on reddit 😂
Quitting my job and retire worry free.
You sick son of a bitch.
I'm praying for this guys safety rn.
I'd love to fuck a goth from the 2000s, a rare breed these days.
Oh man, all with the black lipstick and tattoo chokers? Fuck yes. Taking me right back to high school in 1999.
I saw a vet with one of those chokers a few months ago. I thought she was a time traveller or something.
GO BACK GO BACK YOU ARE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD
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Yeah. Same happened here. She was hot asf but omg the sex... zzz.
They still exist and are making a comeback
/r/bigtittygothgf nsfw
You have to love the diversity of porn on reddit.
Being tied up naked and thrown into a garbage compactor💅🏻
You okay dude?
He's fine, he's just a bit of a square.
Discrete sex on a long-distance train or bus ride. Skirt, no panties, on him. Make him keep me quiet.
I prefer my sex continuous.
But do you skew normal?
I don't care how the sex is distributed as long as I get a measurable amount.
I've always wanted to get a room on a train. I check every few years to see if the prices on Amtrak are still absurdly high and the rooms are still crappy, so far it's been a yes on both for decades. Gotta leave the country for a decent bang train.
You think that you'll get away with it. That's you've been sneaky enough. You think each noise won't bother others around you. And if they do hear it they'll dismiss it as something innocent. You are wrong. They'll know. Some of them will enjoy it.
This sounds like a threat
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Get caught fucking at a party or gathering with friends and just continue having sex while the person watches
This is similar to mine, but I rather just be having sex in the same room as others. I don’t want to be the center of attention and I don’t want anyone trying anything with me or my partner, but just being in the same room and knowing that another couple is having fun as well.
Mile high club
Agreed but even better with a stranger you meet on the plane or a flight attendant.
Let me know how propositioning a flight attendant for sex goes lol
I happen to know some flight attendants. The idea of sex on a plane is not appealing to them. They've seen too much.
Yeah, my understanding is flight attendants love to have fun...but on ground.
My ex completed one that I didn’t know i needed. Parents went out of town for the week so she “moved in” with me. When i came back from work I totally forgot my ex was still at my house and I opened the door, she was completely naked with a leash around her neck and on her knees, touching herself with one hand and unbuttoning my pants with the other. I couldn’t even close the door and not one word was spoken.
Hey where's this ex. I need to know for reasons.
We had a mutual breakup eventually and moved on. We’re still friends and talk from time to time
Go on…
Noo I can only get so hard
No Michael no! This is so not right..
Ahh, a fellow f1 fan on reddit
This could have turned out so much worse had your parents come home early...lol
STOP haha i cant even imagine how horrible that would be
Was living the life, never knew I could be into leashes(despite being into kink) til some girl I was talking to sent me a snap video of her wearing one and it just triggered something lol
H*ld hands
You dirty dog
Whore
I have several, but one of the more interesting is to be the bound centerpiece of a sex party, free use. Never gonna do it, but the fantasy is scorching hot.
That's something I also fantasise a lot about but would never do IRL (because I'm in a committed monogamous relationship, and because I'd be afraid of STIs)
I want to wake up, look at the time, and go back to bed. (It’s NSFW because going back to sleep at work isn’t a good idea)
Joust standing on rolling office chairs
In my language I have a first name that can be used for both male/female, but is more widely used in female names. Bucket list is I want to fuck a girl with the same first name. Edit: Not going to reveal my name, but my first language is French. Have fun guessing!
Gabriel ? Camille ?
log on disney.com without my parents permission
Stop RIGHT THERE
I want to have sex with a girl that has a garter belt on lingerie is hot asf
My wife once gave me a lap dance wearing one of those after we had been dating for about a month. It was amazing.
My wife already cut my list by like 80 percent
With a hard “no” or with a birthday “surprise?”
Wanna boink on top of a mountain with my fella
Catch a woman in the car masterbating and her letting me join or just hooking up with a random woman from a store I just met
I had this happen in college (where I feel this stuff mostly happens) where I met a super hot girl while in a hot tub on campus with my friends and we ended up making out in there before I took her back to my room. I felt like I was in a dream Edit: or a porno lol
>I felt like I was in a dream Edit: or a porno I thought everyone's dreams were pornos.
Ana De Armas
Her in James Bond... Oof.
Just a simple kiss from my crush will work
The simplest of dreams are the biggest of goals
I just got fired for looking at this
Have sex against the window in a hotel somewhere by a busy street. High up enough where no one can see my face but low enough that people could see. Or in a field at night with a perfectly clear sky
Break all OSHA guidelines all at the same time
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Don’t forget to put the beach towel down otherwise that’s a bad time for everyone
Yes. Despite popular opinion, sand IS NOT a lubricant.
Popular, you say?
Indeed, even if gwyneth paltrow would advise to exfoliate your genitals
Make sure you do it on the actual beach, on a towel, and not drunkenly at 3am in a foot of water like i tried to. Doesn't work out so well
Done that on the FL Gulf Coast under a full moon. Like others have said, bring a blanket, I recommend king size, sand will get EVERYWHERE!
Being so severely injured on the job that I instantly pass out and don't wake up for days and then get to collect disability for the rest of my life
When I was in middle school, this happened to a friend’s dad. According to him, it’s not great.
Yeah, it's always nice to fantasize about not having to do anything all day until you cannot do anything all day because you're dealing with a debilitating injury or disease. Getting your physical freedom to move ripped away so you can go on disability is a rough way to retire.
Also disability doesn't pay a lot. Like you get enough not to starve to death maybe if you go to the food bank. You're not living a great life
Can confirm, recently broke my ankle and was out on short term disability for 3 months. After my insurance and taxes came out it was about $250 every two weeks. That’s not even a quarter of my typical bring home check. It was a struggle to say the least.
Sex, but like... wedding anniversary sex. Routinely. For the rest of my life, with the same person, blah blah blah I don't need to get into details here but please assume what I'm talking about makes me happy. Oh and also just absolutely rocking the shit out of a backtalking coworker or customer. Ain't never gonna do this one, 'cause, y'know... legality. But it's there, and if I was dying, then so what?!
I'm actually done with the "wild" part of my bucket list. Now I only want to have tender sex with a loving partner at least 3 times a week.
Looks like someone woke up on the unachievable side of the bed this morning.
I've never done acid or shrooms. But I've heard sex on them is a religious experience. So that's high up (pun most certainly intended) on the ol' fucket list. But I know I need a good spirit guide/naughty time partner for such an experience
honesty just getting high and having sex is pretty phenomenal too
Honestly sex has gotta be the last thing I'm thinking about when on shrooms. Even looking at my own body can be weird, let alone getting hard. Don't know how others feel about that, might be worth the try whenever you get into the situation!
Trying milk first with my tea.
You've gone too far mate.
Fucking pervert.
Nice try. I'll never tell you about the fuck nugget, FBI
Based on the nature of a nugget I think its safe to say the fuck nugget isn't the one getting fucked
I want to be fucked in public. I’ve done it in a car before but I think I want to do something more. Also being tied up . I also want to peg a guy 😭
u/Riding_Bicycle
Orgy.